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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ) ~) p5 u8 _! M* R3 |, n
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. 4 v9 l9 Q6 R* [$ v9 g* e, f
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The first man married a nurse. ( C' R8 p m4 D' F4 i0 n
' D* d8 X# O, x: r3 ]Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. " f" N$ E* ]6 B6 ^4 r- }6 L e) |, m
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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8 n. k- @4 m6 SThe second man married a telephone operator. 7 i, A. e8 e" l( M7 G0 a. Y: d
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. : S M! W6 Y9 {( w, g
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. - Z0 f7 P' Z j0 e% Z$ v3 L
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
- L4 f: G$ {0 T4 J7 q6 gbut teachers are just too frigid".% n* e) z. |+ J6 a
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
& k: b) g! `/ l% ^5 k7 h. @only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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" [! Q- y* d* Z! n& QAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ' L2 g& R/ K! \/ ~; l0 M* k* y
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's # n1 } u( i, ?& ~/ {6 U+ F5 o
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 8 B3 d8 a8 @ d+ m
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."- o! r; f2 v" |9 N8 G
1 E4 Y' P: |. n; k) F2 UAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
5 n3 E5 {- V2 Y- Nas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as - o: p) b& m0 w( M, R! e
their voices." % ~7 I: s. w+ A5 m4 L8 S, I7 d
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
) ~* Q+ m$ b, E+ B, V9 G) ]heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 7 W6 j4 q0 j6 b5 y" e, a
three minutes are up." $ p7 Y# ~: p5 J2 s$ a3 W+ N: e/ F( V
" a, k( H! D% M! TDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
2 T% w4 a$ l6 U5 @calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.$ X0 F# y& K! {1 e: j
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The : O }# }8 a- f' f/ h% r# p! f
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only ! t- g9 u8 D1 j5 `( R6 w! o3 B# |
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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! \; c+ @. w4 Z3 l9 yJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a % `) ^9 W. T L1 m7 H9 x
fight?"
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& E# x! g0 z0 s2 K) _% L" y5 p! mThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry " { t( I# t3 _1 l, g
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 2 |3 j- q1 ^; T4 H0 ?0 ]
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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