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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 4 U5 p6 W; Q9 [1 |+ F/ I1 Z
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. . @5 i! {4 ~+ c4 R% M9 w( }
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The first man married a nurse. + j% F0 t1 h: u8 Y6 `8 ]$ r0 h
* f' P7 \# P; o9 ^Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
+ a, V a: f8 Z7 I M. O _Nurses are known to be hot to trot". G( r7 X* p) h9 n- R# n
F* b# [1 D& N% }9 uThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
! y* @' |3 \, P+ NTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 4 U B; L2 Q* s% E+ ?
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. 2 \# q2 A: K+ _8 K
4 S0 A! i& F) k% l; f; |; j( RDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
' Y6 b/ \5 `7 U7 G* w. z: rbut teachers are just too frigid".+ I" c6 O1 d1 I8 I
5 F& c3 M- ^7 D/ x# g8 P) KThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
5 J: b# ^& l0 j0 Tonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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. y6 u1 s4 [% xAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
# P, g: G2 N" P' H/ G5 j2 cnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
, v& z( I* S# o/ ]1 Vpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.: x D8 w. l7 m( X
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
/ O( M8 R# T- s0 ~/ cwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.4 y8 D; U" T6 I9 J/ [
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
/ X& Y0 N% c7 J7 Y* |2 [6 Kas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
/ `' A* {# @0 m8 S# Z/ Ain shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.0 s* p7 q1 C3 {, B% e% ~! S; i2 ^
5 y6 \& [ w9 Q. [1 j* FDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 5 s6 B3 ] Q) X8 {& f$ d; o2 ~
their voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
8 d$ n, {& u( K& mheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
# d1 u) K4 h$ \8 e; t/ p# a/ e0 Ythree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be S, m' \7 Q% W! u& n; x; |
calling any minute.4 j) e1 J6 V! Y$ E! s
" `6 p/ _+ Y& n0 rFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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1 W8 V! \9 {0 ~' `2 v3 Y, j7 y$ LDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
9 _" z5 |6 [0 p9 {- X9 Rman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only . H7 s! B8 I! z- {' L, U+ R
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 4 T6 I/ G8 T& b
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a # e* s3 k! T) L8 U& K/ K! X
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
# P9 A, n. g. R( |- h( ma school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
; g; U& Q5 ^' w: A: t: [are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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