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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, * m; o/ D( ^8 i, E9 E# C9 g/ _, _
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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* i6 B. ^: i' u8 b1 FThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
4 D/ {& F! @( ]5 p, o4 q' ]9 }Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 0 h) I# G+ e2 }+ { ]6 V5 B- j
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 8 ^* D5 ?1 [0 C, x
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
: ? S- u) C% I+ {but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected . P" T4 Y/ j- p; V3 }
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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( z% \- P+ p# @" v* s7 \$ MAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The # @7 K0 _ |- f' k2 } E
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ) ?1 t3 X! H0 l v9 q% Q
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.9 ^' [2 U; p5 F! a
, W3 i& |; h+ x2 `0 CThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
. @; }3 e, n2 |1 `% Awas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary.", K0 [2 o C/ u7 L
; x0 n% j( i3 A, j" iAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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9 A9 K6 ~# p; l l8 NThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast / K- g3 L l% S" e- G: k1 l0 x
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back : y) A" Y: L6 k( e
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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9 ^1 }) r0 i4 ~Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 8 Q! Y) U* i {8 [" D
their voices." " [# C: Y0 z$ T$ x7 X
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 4 R, I$ b7 t( u4 T$ n
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
6 B% C& ~* T" c2 o( Jthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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+ m# k' \3 x/ fFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
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( F3 v6 c6 _: G; `his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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s: H& T& }# zJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 1 U5 ~$ Z: e4 C. X m
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
! T: u5 ?$ l1 `: Jare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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