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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 0 |# H& p/ A5 l- L
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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6 h. X; `- b/ E9 [3 c5 fThe first man married a nurse. $ E" |. A# }" C, }
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
6 d: i) m- p3 n, a8 Q. V3 s K, ?Nurses are known to be hot to trot".( F' ?5 L$ q) _
6 C: }4 j! ]# }7 [4 i+ JThe second man married a telephone operator.
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& H7 Y1 l: [$ ADave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. : I5 K' ^" E/ c0 ^+ r; K9 d3 H
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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8 ]3 p" O0 ]( vThe third man married a school teacher.
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% f- ]0 @+ C' }' HDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
& m/ W2 N6 a( `. Obut teachers are just too frigid".
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( a! u9 m5 m; A _" lThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
$ ]1 ] M1 t7 y: fonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two + f( w, q0 H+ ?% p+ Y( M9 n- S5 }
would call much later in the day.7 z: z1 V" I8 M: u+ T
4 e. s0 c4 E; l# ]8 V# MAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
1 t3 z' H, {( u; i- V8 F8 t5 unurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
: n5 N3 [, T) d3 spajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 3 ^+ I) j" T5 u, ~6 ]
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 4 z9 g, j2 P; m
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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5 R" M! {: d' A! u+ m( wAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.* Q0 y/ x1 R! O; m8 z
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ) Z# N" v7 Z0 @& j
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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' v6 I8 j4 ]1 m3 zDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I ; o. n1 Z# g- C: n# ~0 v+ p
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 2 P5 k! X. r# O. a/ O# u
three minutes are up." 1 n8 N0 ~8 z2 F! V8 q
/ M; E0 Y+ t: [' @! y( a/ Z& m1 MDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
) X; Q* U$ [% ^) {# g7 ^( Z2 |calling any minute.
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3 ?- f+ M) I3 J/ C) _/ G3 xFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.2 ]; N B* C# ?* Q6 R) C5 T: F. z7 c
4 [! I6 r6 c3 @2 }3 ~Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The $ D9 B. N3 G) b8 e2 B, K) C8 k
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 7 c9 i, X6 y9 l& G
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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- ]5 K! H. t! q! G; o+ ^Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
/ u0 r8 {2 p, Y( b! K& wa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We & c& v* z( |5 ^0 }1 C0 Z
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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