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发表于 2008-8-22 20:40 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
3 c' m% @3 `# V9 a# @3 _( ~6 N0 XBMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a
2 z" Y. x* o7 Y: k2 O3 yBroni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window
. `, X3 ~( U/ I4 ~and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your * Y( [  w1 w: b( D$ Z( \. V8 d  K
flock, will you give me one?"
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The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his
2 |) I* d, H% V+ W. Ppeacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."
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The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a
) B8 O" a' P! @" E5 A) Icell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a
7 |; D4 h  b1 W! z2 IGPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database 8 r) V! G; D% @: e1 V5 J# ?1 \5 O( ~
and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his
+ c2 E# t8 l  i) Y, U- SBlackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out % P# \! v. T. H# h2 Z$ k
a 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and $ I4 H7 f" w" c
says,"You have exactly 1586 sheep".
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# K' [( ]5 K( ?2 O"That is correct; take one of the sheep" said the shepherd. $ w% V- C- H3 \1 W' m" R( g- M
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He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his / x" ~& p5 D( {7 `& D
car.6 Q0 C1 {8 o4 ~- K1 g
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Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business
, `% j$ ^5 i* \$ y# z" Mis, will you give me back my animal?"# h% D+ B2 K9 t

5 u9 J( q: o. g0 F! j) l8 }- `. A; u"OK, why not" answered the young man./ \$ E3 G, N  F8 \/ A. D

: ]+ o& H0 r% y% v"Clearly, you are a consultant" said the shepherd.
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"That's correct" says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
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"No guessing required" answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although
5 z" A2 b3 u! C: ]* X; u' v  Onobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
, _" e# [4 T  g7 Nquestion I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.... Now give
; `9 v: K* C# c. V/ G# _5 wme back my dog".
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:41 | 显示全部楼层
a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is ; ^( o$ G" n7 m' M; ], n) S3 y
undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
& l, m, O+ J% |, bNot having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few $ T4 i- D# O. g' A, @
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
/ u4 ?& p0 {) ?4 r1 Zwas undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
2 ^1 C- l9 L  T: b* _- l6 n0 D4 Jinto the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
# I- j9 p1 `! o% H5 I# {/ yher unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was , M2 Q& |+ y$ B- i$ c5 L
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
# p* Z: X8 P5 l( N8 gresponded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle 7 z2 V, k' Z1 N; }+ `
bags"
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:42 | 显示全部楼层
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, * m; o/ D( ^8 i, E9 E# C9 g/ _, _
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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* i6 B. ^: i' u8 b1 FThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
4 D/ {& F! @( ]5 p, o4 q' ]9 }Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 0 h) I# G+ e2 }+ {  ]6 V5 B- j
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 8 ^* D5 ?1 [0 C, x
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
: ?  S- u) C% I+ {but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected . P" T4 Y/ j- p; V3 }
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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( z% \- P+ p# @" v* s7 \$ MAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The # @7 K0 _  |- f' k2 }  E
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ) ?1 t3 X! H0 l  v9 q% Q
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.9 ^' [2 U; p5 F! a

, W3 i& |; h+ x2 `0 CThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
. @; }3 e, n2 |1 `% Awas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary.", K0 [2 o  C/ u7 L

; x0 n% j( i3 A, j" iAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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9 A9 K6 ~# p; l  l8 NThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast / K- g3 L  l% S" e- G: k1 l0 x
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back : y) A" Y: L6 k( e
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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9 ^1 }) r0 i4 ~Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 8 Q! Y) U* i  {8 [" D
their voices." " [# C: Y0 z$ T$ x7 X
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 4 R, I$ b7 t( u4 T$ n
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
6 B% C& ~* T" c2 o( Jthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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+ m# k' \3 x/ fFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
, H. A: N# X. ?6 eman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
( F3 v6 c6 _: G; `his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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  s: H& T& }# zJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
8 {7 R# }6 _9 p  s* w9 ]fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 1 U5 ~$ Z: e4 C. X  m
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
! T: u5 ?$ l1 `: Jare going to do this over and over, until we get right."
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发表于 2008-8-22 22:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
good job! thanks for sharing
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