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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
* B* I" @1 ]4 jGeorge: That's what I want to know.
$ i4 A5 B, u0 H, l; uCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
% r& B! n( q. u, U8 YGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
$ P( N) z  }/ F$ z6 i. wCondi: Yes.
4 ?6 F1 H1 q+ s( G3 l# G6 P7 Q6 w/ yGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
4 h8 s0 _7 f% G. A  hCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
! J0 b4 N7 M) L4 A6 MCondi: Hu.
2 x5 E/ b" c9 B) p" `9 J1 IGeorge: The new leader of China.
: Y# W; L0 A# A! R/ T" `3 `Condi: Hu.
# z  N+ s' p6 VGeorge: The Chinaman!
  t# U* ^. }4 b4 `+ L0 m0 sCondi: Hu is leading China.
  r5 z$ n* I/ b! @) [1 v+ Q* f  \George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
4 O9 V( R3 J8 ~, \, b5 uCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
& B3 E8 A, E3 g0 }( R7 _Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
# F5 ]) o- f9 Q) {3 A! yGeorge: Then who is in China?
" G; }9 F( q) o6 B, |Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
1 E. t% A% P. K3 ]3 j8 xGeorge: Then who is?
/ E+ X6 O' L8 s4 jCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
3 ?! R& k" U: z9 r- z& l5 l/ i1 lGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
4 B$ o3 t, r+ d- J7 gGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
% H) M5 E' t$ b  F4 NCondi: Yes, sir.
5 F% ~9 I% a' Y# H) H* ZGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
0 \* y: c* M& B) i( ^+ D, I9 @; BCondi: And call who?
" q0 S- |0 Q% ?& I3 P' KGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
- G8 u9 k+ g+ f/ Z3 N* ?2 k' j+ |Condi: Yes, sir.
; A% m5 i+ d, Q4 LGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
% y3 b8 f5 C  s4 K6 _0 u/ P* tCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
/ Z) D) [8 ^2 O0 K% u(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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Hahaha....... Can't help laughing.