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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) * V# A, i) X8 P& `
1 \& }+ z# X; B9 j+ e5 x2 bGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ) I T' c! e" _5 j
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
9 n- \' l; Z7 FGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
' q! v h! D' X* iCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. . J8 L4 D; {0 L, `- x: l
George: That's what I want to know.
2 r5 G+ {# b N8 Y& W3 U4 wCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
: W/ }6 Q( O1 K! o0 w6 FGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
5 m+ Z6 g6 l7 e, L TCondi: Yes.
* D+ G8 L$ A9 R& [5 H: QGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
1 X! }- F: y, X/ d' ]: wCondi: Hu.
4 N8 q9 {4 v! P9 u# Q2 x5 z/ J5 tGeorge: The guy in China.
/ {, v6 B; q. w. r. HCondi: Hu.
( e, F: K2 c$ iGeorge: The new leader of China.
) r) i2 ? S5 R* wCondi: Hu. ) m" v2 f: f9 M3 Y- r. @6 h' T
George: The Chinaman! ! y, q" N7 q; W2 A1 k
Condi: Hu is leading China.
; _* g4 A8 A8 S- w8 [$ ^George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
" S2 x' p2 a+ \+ T! |( w. MCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
" I0 c5 K' z- J' \3 W" m% PGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
* S% I5 d( ~, _) ]8 CCondi: That's the man's name. . U) ^' R, ?' h- m8 i
George: That's who's name? ' |0 g& y8 e7 N3 |' p. z
Condi: Yes.
|( Y0 h3 @1 iGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' o! o- Y! A @1 R" `8 MCondi: Yes, sir. & O1 M8 W2 `7 Y$ Y; m& {/ j
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
" P% p# K; f9 Y% e/ t; WCondi: That's correct.
# P. V7 Q( F# NGeorge: Then who is in China?
3 G- B9 O: [3 ^/ T/ N5 l6 L9 K* ZCondi: Yes, sir. 1 R* Z8 m/ b! Z$ t3 c; C, N) x- Y
George: Yassir is in China? & x0 z$ v# M7 N* |5 n$ o L
Condi: No, sir.
7 ?. w7 K& I7 O' m4 k- N+ UGeorge: Then who is?
2 _8 ?+ B9 N0 \# @6 F- O# LCondi: Yes, sir. ) @% R- L- e, Z/ T6 i z8 W9 K
George: Yassir?
2 P6 a) e: u M0 ]6 T, C, @- ICondi: No, sir.
* o4 \+ F6 e, n& g# e8 CGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. % }# `1 g7 ]# P# `" X" T/ k
Condi: Kofi?
6 c% a w) [) x# |2 |0 DGeorge: No, thanks.
& q, v! \% \! I( Q aCondi: You want Kofi? . @* T" w2 _7 Q9 V" i, ?9 L
George: No. 4 @! ?- F+ b% |7 Y- E
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 8 C% d1 Z, ~0 T4 h% m' n1 I4 L
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. . u( l* [- T9 |' r- M+ c
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ _" ? d6 a7 [2 p. V* N( k6 jGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
& c6 u& Z$ Y/ l. c( X- F- p5 \4 uCondi: Kofi? ! x7 s# d4 D- Q- B- I
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ }, r: K7 T; n T+ x# ?# mCondi: And call who?
# M' t4 }& w# I* O& F2 O& C0 K9 [George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Q3 }; }6 q) YCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
! K2 M( b6 a* G9 P0 Z8 \6 n, ZGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! {7 ?6 g& ]* r9 G7 i2 L7 D! l
Condi: Yes, sir. + t6 _, W* O0 W5 e' h
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. " L, B" ?: u9 M( M5 W4 h+ {
Condi: Kofi. " R3 R$ B" L7 H1 t
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
" l3 z {" n: ]$ _& C6 g(Condi picks up the phone.)
5 `4 g, Y! J7 M9 w _Condi: Rice, here.
/ ^. z3 t8 n( vGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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