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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) # z' ?- ^9 a7 x0 H) }1 E
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
7 ]( s# x B# c3 a8 kCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 z% x# J* |, r" S. Q- h
George: Great. Lay it on me. ! E. ^1 E" M5 i2 `
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. : v0 E' w$ D) v, [6 i. ?
George: That's what I want to know.
7 }& X: x' [, |/ R7 QCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
) E$ u, B8 L" R( UGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
0 S* _+ O E! W1 r: L' \ DCondi: Yes. ; y, u7 a- c( Q
George: I mean the fellow's name. 7 L: \' S4 Y9 w
Condi: Hu. / S# _- N! |$ m+ v
George: The guy in China.
7 \6 t' R9 u( x2 cCondi: Hu.
( h7 O# Z0 i' V+ ]. ?( t! MGeorge: The new leader of China. * d. F2 T0 _- [/ y. z, a
Condi: Hu.
4 f' ~/ T) H. b3 bGeorge: The Chinaman!
5 c2 {1 q( I- V2 h. vCondi: Hu is leading China. ; [6 X5 L" F$ L; ^' ~2 m8 }
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 1 a) u2 b, B) O a
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
, K) |$ M9 U3 gGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
' `6 i( i. X8 MCondi: That's the man's name.
* ^2 g4 l4 m2 T' r4 cGeorge: That's who's name? 9 {$ v+ i) z& r3 u
Condi: Yes.
4 k, s A0 M2 {7 |. x) b9 mGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ; s# p/ l2 I+ B; A
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ N* f' ]# F7 |& C; X i% MGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 0 g J0 l; G. |0 J
Condi: That's correct. ' V* V, w4 U$ _5 d" J
George: Then who is in China? ) o4 f* V8 C `+ Z0 F
Condi: Yes, sir. ) U u( W* x. i3 C$ M- R
George: Yassir is in China?
; ?. Z& I' L- S% R3 [Condi: No, sir. ; K8 Z5 s% e& y! D6 C$ B1 q
George: Then who is?
& k' u+ `$ p' s, n" p: |Condi: Yes, sir. + H% G9 y- _6 n9 c
George: Yassir?
+ F) {6 p. [: W* e+ [6 D+ W5 nCondi: No, sir. * i! y1 }! a p0 D( |
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 1 b* |3 P) v' ]/ A9 B$ N! Z% Q% W t
Condi: Kofi?
0 h* P2 K; [0 M0 DGeorge: No, thanks.
) I, D5 ^: B* D. A" yCondi: You want Kofi?
6 a) @6 y+ E) oGeorge: No. 6 C: p3 P0 _9 H1 Q. c% e/ |5 ]
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 8 x/ @7 T8 v* [+ o3 X1 B; r* L
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
9 y1 i8 f0 m3 p5 V0 H* H4 ]$ C8 CCondi: Yes, sir.
+ n$ M* t( D3 @9 R6 OGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 7 q6 V& B# v9 @% ?) }! k
Condi: Kofi?
# d# E+ a+ Z# f, ^: S) SGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
' }9 m% c. W: A. {+ B% C% q: s+ PCondi: And call who?
% L) a2 D( x$ i8 N- W* fGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 3 k) ^0 ^9 d" i# T7 M
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. / b5 f, k8 a1 s7 i+ I
George: Will you stay out of China?!
1 x7 c8 l. N3 Z- o; |0 dCondi: Yes, sir.
, Z, b1 y6 [- u, T U! x8 GGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. + z* w+ E( l3 B4 D1 Y. c/ h, I" N4 ?
Condi: Kofi.
% p& H+ z9 d# L1 |8 }6 S6 N: yGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. # ]. L" \, J% \+ v7 E
(Condi picks up the phone.) - Y; u x6 R7 f/ q+ p$ j
Condi: Rice, here. 8 z7 g% t- V& @% B# \% i
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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