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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 3 r2 W0 I7 T9 W% ^5 i0 \
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
# _! G/ ?6 V3 ?9 v8 M& @Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
) ~3 {& W$ f) P0 L) {George: Great. Lay it on me. . J" T0 ^; G4 A/ b9 U0 F3 R$ T
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ) z; Q! S2 n* A; o5 n3 L
George: That's what I want to know. ; X. K8 B9 x* |) y# \" y0 y
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
& D a, }6 }1 J5 y; B O% `George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
3 N1 S! K- _+ J! m) yCondi: Yes.
5 P O T" q5 k$ tGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
5 m; O3 C7 K8 M+ p" m% z' bCondi: Hu.
+ p. F! H r- e; Y5 [% }George: The guy in China. f) k1 Q) c: O+ k0 }
Condi: Hu. + J, p/ |5 F2 E+ V2 d: G9 y% }# V$ s
George: The new leader of China. : j0 q! o8 i. r+ B W+ a3 `1 v
Condi: Hu. 2 X3 P& t8 i+ ?
George: The Chinaman!
) V8 Z6 b/ W$ B$ l3 Z& d/ qCondi: Hu is leading China. 5 U4 H p& U/ K+ p) {. L3 I: A
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 4 D3 C1 T& T8 W
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
5 a6 i: p1 d6 r% G" y6 H: XGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
' X. Y: Z, n: F3 f% C( @Condi: That's the man's name.
4 {& V3 M8 {- T9 v3 m' Q4 HGeorge: That's who's name? 2 z" V* m! |; s7 T- g8 |
Condi: Yes. 4 g3 Q* i: F( j) N
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( c X% p+ m3 c6 l/ \ J$ r7 J+ C
Condi: Yes, sir.
; G7 Z# R/ P; Q2 i) B+ oGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
8 w/ W' |% x- jCondi: That's correct.
* d: U. J" |& c! O5 mGeorge: Then who is in China? 3 H3 e5 D) U2 E6 I' d; i2 ~
Condi: Yes, sir.
- k9 @2 _1 x; K' l. n8 lGeorge: Yassir is in China? 7 g! N" h9 Y" j+ `! `
Condi: No, sir. + }9 O+ V' l+ m& T8 ^4 ]0 G' S
George: Then who is?
4 w; ~' j6 d4 v/ r5 wCondi: Yes, sir.
. s& K1 ^* U# F- m7 |George: Yassir?
3 L3 y# k6 ]9 n9 A4 C) N/ bCondi: No, sir.
# W) o7 M. `+ J/ lGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 8 ?% T$ A; J! V4 H% w/ H
Condi: Kofi? ) u O0 z+ G& ]$ t/ |
George: No, thanks. 8 Z J8 M( `9 V" d2 T
Condi: You want Kofi?
; g: X: V. T7 s/ ZGeorge: No.
o* a7 a8 F* L- c& e- J0 fCondi: You don't want Kofi. ' W& @1 J; Q: e
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
8 ?3 B3 R& L8 r) c& e% W0 JCondi: Yes, sir.
2 m$ T6 t" M( w. f2 x% hGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ; f. j' y; I( o, @% U+ L. g! g
Condi: Kofi? 3 z5 w; w) C+ W! r* N0 _3 s* N o
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
' p0 @- s2 v$ Q5 e# WCondi: And call who?
8 K6 {& s; k9 aGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? % s4 X3 }6 ^8 N; e! y, h- `
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. * T, d9 `' T- a7 t1 e
George: Will you stay out of China?!
0 x8 N- A3 \! S$ c& S. D) K" s8 yCondi: Yes, sir. 4 O j0 P! ~/ Z+ s4 `6 O
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ; Q1 C U' S( T
Condi: Kofi.
! G, y1 k! }. w) iGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. : h2 L$ `4 a% g" X
(Condi picks up the phone.)
4 D } K& ^' s9 l* O1 G( dCondi: Rice, here. ( N8 H) H* K( r1 x6 w0 T# U# _
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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