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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ' Q( m0 `6 h$ O- w3 k7 [5 X
) E. V9 Y' f* c# w8 C( i% U9 ZGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ) ^ I2 X4 h: Z- A8 I/ w4 b8 `1 _; W
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ! Y3 D! m X% b. Z9 \
George: Great. Lay it on me.
8 }7 `% f7 I u7 ~Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 5 T- C/ E S6 H/ B
George: That's what I want to know.
7 ?0 g0 `/ B9 n& v2 NCondi: That's what I'm telling you. * B; W+ g: U8 r3 p& C/ D
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? " R4 V0 G* q$ t- I6 P' [% i
Condi: Yes. : a* k6 r* `* X( n, _ p( P
George: I mean the fellow's name. ; J p' x g" ]& w- G# d8 C. n
Condi: Hu.
& Z' k+ ? P$ R; UGeorge: The guy in China. 3 q1 o0 f- g2 r4 W
Condi: Hu. * Y1 d/ z6 Z5 Y9 \+ N- {( J/ j9 q
George: The new leader of China. & g5 p d5 l' Z, y) [
Condi: Hu.
3 D, U8 i$ {2 \- \George: The Chinaman!
8 Q% J* F1 r; |7 \/ d# U, hCondi: Hu is leading China. 6 o1 J* H+ c4 {7 h& E
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
: _! r* O Q. ]Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
* P+ v) s2 o$ i; e1 n7 fGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? $ t/ w8 q J+ }
Condi: That's the man's name. / m" _4 ]5 {& n
George: That's who's name? ( H! e4 B9 m3 {9 f$ N3 `2 b
Condi: Yes.
! ?: l( w5 E% `) bGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( s, b1 V5 J# T. M" j: q& A0 ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
w& b' z- E1 I( W3 u$ i8 nGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
$ d, i: m ]! Z* L! }( l7 g. vCondi: That's correct. 8 t |0 U/ n: K4 S: T9 |; B
George: Then who is in China? 6 ^1 T% [& S5 V; U
Condi: Yes, sir.
( ?2 U8 A. s$ m3 O2 sGeorge: Yassir is in China?
% q! s: c9 z+ xCondi: No, sir.
# E- |+ ?% x6 L5 z& ^George: Then who is? 8 G: _ {5 ~+ m% R# K3 ~
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 I7 `: Z! b. `. v! k5 y- h- J# NGeorge: Yassir?
4 H. t& I# _* X5 v* t( R- DCondi: No, sir.
( c8 g5 d* ^3 ]3 G- j7 GGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
2 U( v* z) E. }) L- m: y* c' T1 I5 {Condi: Kofi? - l9 i) V6 M% E- h; Y6 } e
George: No, thanks. ; n' V1 c) Y: J2 D1 z
Condi: You want Kofi?
/ z2 a' U+ e0 o- [+ k( B6 {8 WGeorge: No. : S# `0 Y$ x- g, j
Condi: You don't want Kofi. & y; x8 M; u& ]7 q1 D* H5 l
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
# L) O5 k* I- ^% ]" YCondi: Yes, sir. " d( i6 @ e9 Z y p
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
+ C z( ?# s3 {5 [- ^6 q1 nCondi: Kofi? % ]# U" e7 A6 d3 \
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
3 P, R" M9 b& K' s& T; JCondi: And call who? , c% A* z% z& n$ z% J
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
; {) y+ d! s& |Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
- E Z0 |- @& V$ m% V( AGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! " e, I* O3 R, y5 v6 }, |
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 L+ w9 E- `+ j$ |, {7 V6 v( y
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. & {3 n9 A7 l: D! c0 e
Condi: Kofi. 9 \6 _! W X7 H) C, A+ B
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 0 ^# i8 ?! Q. M$ x/ u
(Condi picks up the phone.) . j* S, D; \' L4 c+ e: Q
Condi: Rice, here. # l% Z7 }: H6 I, P
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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