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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ; K! r8 o% y( y; b# S0 M
: N7 r- [# a$ ~George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ! P( d& ~( y+ ]7 R
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. $ ?/ F* x$ l9 }5 a) H+ O, J; d
George: Great. Lay it on me.
% i& |1 w, i! kCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. ( p/ I5 H: @2 V$ `* `1 H; {
George: That's what I want to know.
0 C( W6 ^3 W" W. n; O$ F1 z5 d, ~# ICondi: That's what I'm telling you.
3 t8 }/ r9 u) N. W; X' X/ M) y/ lGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 4 H) Q( m: b1 L0 G: ]1 q" {
Condi: Yes. & p2 {, Q6 }; {% ~, m
George: I mean the fellow's name. O* o. B N1 `
Condi: Hu.
* b% n% H5 ]% P: }' P4 Q) GGeorge: The guy in China. 8 f. ~, P5 J: L
Condi: Hu. / E) l; K& [. w3 r3 p
George: The new leader of China.
7 L5 h( G% s" J7 S e' ]9 d6 b! cCondi: Hu. 9 c* N N# t# u( ?* N% w
George: The Chinaman! 5 d$ [. _* R/ @0 d& ?8 o$ h: l" n
Condi: Hu is leading China.
. f; Z4 [( r3 c CGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
: L; `! z4 N) k1 A0 Z8 UCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 9 R# `: ]; V9 s: ^6 f! M
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? J+ a, q; A; _0 g* f" E
Condi: That's the man's name.
- i% E- ~. ~: [3 F) R. WGeorge: That's who's name? 7 ^9 \, ]/ q* @7 J" j+ V; w
Condi: Yes.
0 k; o3 d1 ~3 \George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
}6 Q- I d4 ]$ ~# k) oCondi: Yes, sir. 1 g; v" m) b' A5 N+ ]6 p4 O( q% r
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. - t4 u$ u4 f: n: h% ^& f
Condi: That's correct. + Y" I7 t, C w
George: Then who is in China?
. E. m5 L+ z, D+ C: w( K4 CCondi: Yes, sir.
: s7 h9 r0 M$ dGeorge: Yassir is in China? / W: p3 k) W- N$ \- J( C
Condi: No, sir.
2 U$ J3 B1 S" a+ K2 M T/ |/ |9 ~0 ^George: Then who is?
8 K' T# ]* x) d! u* t1 mCondi: Yes, sir.
. P' Z: t- ]# k l4 z$ q* }+ hGeorge: Yassir?
) b. A* V; A) l: l% M# CCondi: No, sir.
7 r/ g( j: P4 Y+ |3 Y7 CGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - B* Q8 ?6 y& p' I6 G; ?
Condi: Kofi?
+ H& x$ m4 v0 d5 T% |3 FGeorge: No, thanks.
; }% {+ r3 _) j1 @( sCondi: You want Kofi? 4 r# P0 F8 a2 h+ h @& e
George: No.
4 K7 t7 ~1 e" u: D( gCondi: You don't want Kofi. , f6 _0 }" g' ^1 L
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
* |( q( h4 d* h) y1 `Condi: Yes, sir. ) B J6 a0 b. t- d, N6 ~6 s4 ?# M
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
0 S! m/ u+ u: x+ ~' s9 PCondi: Kofi?
' d( Z2 t' d' l7 E- u1 x& x9 U" eGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 2 M) I/ Y- b- P+ F+ S
Condi: And call who? : O x' M! z6 v5 W/ i9 d: H
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
9 C1 B7 L) ?( Z& JCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
1 s( { c# K) z# S8 {8 E4 j+ nGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 8 n4 t# c' N) }4 s3 s5 T
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 z# p. y& g$ KGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
8 S4 C: U' Q$ J6 C, T9 OCondi: Kofi. * p. f# o) R6 k& ?
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ) u1 j7 Y1 W* X
(Condi picks up the phone.) 5 H a' n# b# o
Condi: Rice, here.
6 T6 H1 g$ s8 D3 H9 c' L4 UGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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