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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) $ W- I* l4 S0 F, {; q* u
$ ^) y, F/ m; M% V9 JGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? & z8 |! l" J: J
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
- ?0 I0 j! i+ \$ ZGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. , ^" n- H' o+ @4 u% `+ S- A
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
4 E# Y; D" ^# s5 TGeorge: That's what I want to know.
& g4 V% w& H, n9 q* UCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
$ _0 _% ^9 f; v* ZGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ) |/ |$ Z( I+ @1 @( \4 ]/ A
Condi: Yes.
9 g) X! ]& Y3 _5 s* f$ E+ RGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
/ z( D% P! g$ S8 M# c7 GCondi: Hu.
0 A$ |9 |1 r; HGeorge: The guy in China.
4 |1 L0 a/ G" R8 e. O4 `Condi: Hu. ) C7 @0 |; x" l- z; E& L* P; e
George: The new leader of China.
4 k, i8 S' ]* s% z) M, O3 CCondi: Hu. 7 U6 n: T6 B3 z& F( n0 K
George: The Chinaman!
: N! z7 [- N3 E4 j/ wCondi: Hu is leading China.
2 q& U2 y- _! f4 C& x1 uGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? . j- J& W9 b3 n7 Y2 v+ e. u) d
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
# M; x& l$ L- F" q YGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? % A5 `" f# `5 Z. P3 u
Condi: That's the man's name.
2 u0 t) @$ @3 s/ J h, RGeorge: That's who's name? " w1 h4 Q) j: X( J s9 A
Condi: Yes.
6 u/ M9 _& R, [2 d$ u1 WGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? : ^( H8 B) X6 b! u$ ?# _
Condi: Yes, sir.
, [6 H% q$ Z* BGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
! s" [! P4 k |9 S3 U0 WCondi: That's correct. 1 H0 x$ t/ r$ f3 y) V+ x* K% u$ Q
George: Then who is in China?
7 {! c' ^; V o* V+ C6 P: `$ [Condi: Yes, sir.
; b1 C3 L7 |8 u1 H) v# x! r: u. HGeorge: Yassir is in China? 7 ^" j3 I* N& P/ ?- N# h
Condi: No, sir. 6 H% ^8 a5 r3 [( T9 i/ F
George: Then who is? / p+ Z: @) A8 w8 W# z
Condi: Yes, sir. # J7 m" {- O' J' d' z( h5 C1 ^4 U) d
George: Yassir? 5 S4 H: M8 B* x: g4 B, E' ]0 S
Condi: No, sir.
. D7 l5 L9 u, }6 _5 nGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
! k5 U" k$ U; v! ^; _9 t9 YCondi: Kofi? # _, O5 ~0 r, z0 c1 @4 ]) B
George: No, thanks. $ ?+ C4 L3 ~2 N9 [2 w6 c$ j4 n8 z6 T
Condi: You want Kofi? ' y" u1 c9 h7 _" e* P- A8 a
George: No. * ?; Y$ Q3 Z8 r
Condi: You don't want Kofi. % \2 n' {1 w& i$ b0 ]" w
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. + G( q: S2 F4 A$ W( x
Condi: Yes, sir. % E9 q8 R" ?/ e+ U# {
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
' w5 a y d( Y( l3 ]$ t) C NCondi: Kofi?
2 e) A# g. W. z% eGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? " f) {5 B z( F6 _, {! Z7 ~( v/ x/ ~
Condi: And call who?
( u% U5 }8 I( x. LGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 6 h; a, q ^1 j7 D) f
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
! {9 Y4 k( g! ?' c6 {George: Will you stay out of China?!
3 P% V; w' r- W v, {Condi: Yes, sir.
6 ~+ Z' l% U5 C9 g8 o0 c; `; K; JGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
1 R. t L3 \; H, e7 r/ v* Y$ ~# xCondi: Kofi.
7 d& q+ X ^- i- [6 r4 {George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. + G: z' b; S8 |& i; D: i
(Condi picks up the phone.)
# Q8 q1 Q* g* m( r7 M! `0 g! J _Condi: Rice, here.
5 K! |. d' D9 m% a+ RGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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