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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
& B& v7 ~) i' e7 o& pCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
/ N. [1 x2 r# l' z2 p$ m/ r. o$ _. a! sGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 2 A+ Z/ |: U7 P& H m6 G G U) D
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
0 a# I' d( t0 B9 ~" P! [" g; h; YGeorge: That's what I want to know. 9 x: X& ^: o$ C2 H, Y
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. + s' s& k' x( I2 e
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
! Y1 W, g" J( E, Q9 K6 VCondi: Yes. ' a" K* i5 z5 n0 T% Y% I
George: I mean the fellow's name.
# o+ \ p6 d% h- C$ v# I1 ZCondi: Hu.
; i5 {" p- S" N/ i& p# ?George: The guy in China. 8 O' e. I, e; Z
Condi: Hu.
) X9 b7 T) o* V; p$ _, EGeorge: The new leader of China.
; q; ]$ U) Y7 K/ u& [' ICondi: Hu. ! V/ _& i F) M% @) p6 S3 Q( e
George: The Chinaman! / i8 s/ V8 T9 y# j K0 z
Condi: Hu is leading China. " n- b! G, t8 T I* s9 o0 ~
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? [! B" ?" r. W2 [# h6 v8 n
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
6 G6 T- ?+ h9 u3 F( d- AGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? * \. [. f/ U0 c/ q
Condi: That's the man's name.
, @/ f$ {6 F$ p. m8 lGeorge: That's who's name? : H& m5 a! ~6 G' ?7 Q
Condi: Yes.
* Q O" T! m, S* d2 i7 xGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - }5 V* i5 K5 L1 n
Condi: Yes, sir. & N; L; W. B2 Z$ [
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
: Z0 E! @4 X4 T/ D0 aCondi: That's correct. 2 B+ Y! B& o! l( w
George: Then who is in China? ! m# A) T+ @: @
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 m4 T L- x: o* _
George: Yassir is in China?
7 ^8 h( _/ p! x/ U2 x3 x( TCondi: No, sir.
l' D3 C$ f1 S8 F! B! k5 jGeorge: Then who is? ; C9 Y) {; f* { V% O8 W5 B
Condi: Yes, sir. z0 i1 D: w* e4 O$ `" q
George: Yassir? : w& U9 L% Z3 A, E5 R" u
Condi: No, sir. , q3 x2 E, Y0 w# Z$ r! _
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
) B2 d5 R' h8 F5 ?Condi: Kofi? $ D% w& z' W) a" H) D
George: No, thanks.
' H" ^; q$ p% S( Q# s+ ]8 g" m4 v" ?Condi: You want Kofi? % D" A; X6 Y. J* @' i
George: No. 1 o; j+ l v* U8 n' O
Condi: You don't want Kofi. + b2 ~& u. `; T2 [% Y. ]# T u
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 6 B/ |5 y& n) H: M. o
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 f/ w1 _% _5 t& t% A0 I# b; R0 ^
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 1 @+ x- b" M7 L
Condi: And call who? 9 R% {# m! ~" c+ s) a2 J
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
2 v$ G- ]$ ^5 C; m7 VCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ! x6 a. i4 F$ Y4 T% E
George: Will you stay out of China?!
; P5 S" a/ N* v% f% n6 ~& ]Condi: Yes, sir.
( l8 ~0 L/ [4 Z8 I& NGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 3 w$ ?+ @8 ?: b1 m- Q
Condi: Kofi.
8 Y% r( V" p3 T9 YGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 1 d) C: D2 x" X; G3 [( C; q
(Condi picks up the phone.) # @- W8 P2 C- L% t# |( j, v5 \
Condi: Rice, here. ' u! e2 o) n5 `1 y' j7 E. V
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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