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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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6 N/ E; ]# I0 w3 X, dGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? $ ~' L# }/ ]- q
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. , d4 X6 q3 x! w. j. D- W: `
George: Great. Lay it on me.
. k8 O9 l M& t: GCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. , R; y$ B; b3 o/ f; r. {
George: That's what I want to know.
) P# c; k) |4 S' \4 BCondi: That's what I'm telling you. : f! f1 R! X7 n- k! f2 v8 z
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
( X7 M( `9 b3 h( H JCondi: Yes.
# y8 S4 S' B O/ T8 }3 iGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
- v1 x) J' P7 n+ g3 W( q. wCondi: Hu.
* Y- { \& c0 r; RGeorge: The guy in China.
( L' n: O& Y& r( q/ ?8 l5 S* P; vCondi: Hu.
, B, M4 S& |/ oGeorge: The new leader of China. # \. i% O9 `+ Y- l7 W; Y
Condi: Hu. 3 h$ a. A/ O7 b1 O8 u7 c
George: The Chinaman! 8 W4 ~. p" D% R* F! U
Condi: Hu is leading China.
% i q, V5 z! b0 G8 I4 N5 i. {George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
, v* l7 y% C6 G. M1 p& eCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
" c$ K5 s d7 dGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? o1 y& R( w3 {
Condi: That's the man's name. 7 |' M' B& a* v
George: That's who's name?
2 R+ F! c% c+ G6 p/ V0 q# }2 v( s6 hCondi: Yes. 0 e% ]. @5 L/ \8 v
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 4 A s3 {* P! Y0 i1 V
Condi: Yes, sir. ; n* z% \* }; U, Y+ D
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 8 v: g5 [8 _# m
Condi: That's correct. $ A1 y2 |- I0 H% a2 O
George: Then who is in China? ' H; q. |$ v9 }5 Z8 ^0 \ t: D
Condi: Yes, sir.
% W& j% E0 {( H" g6 e! {George: Yassir is in China?
( z8 t; ?: s/ nCondi: No, sir.
; s6 N/ N T5 [1 G+ LGeorge: Then who is? , |, x0 A/ s6 F8 G: R6 X' n
Condi: Yes, sir.
& G% N) `) u, }% |2 `9 A xGeorge: Yassir? 6 l# H/ n. i3 k$ @) E
Condi: No, sir. * o0 X, L4 \8 U! i% h
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 3 [" S; t) H7 N# b
Condi: Kofi?
! Z/ O; \: c. {$ g0 v+ F1 h8 M9 |George: No, thanks. 1 i) u0 U5 w. F4 |
Condi: You want Kofi?
* I+ G2 S# L* ?0 U1 E! w# EGeorge: No.
. Q! n5 U l$ U1 C( G3 UCondi: You don't want Kofi. # e$ a6 P5 n1 K; y8 |0 q$ H% B: F
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 5 o; o7 i& j) B; E6 x5 E$ W7 i
Condi: Yes, sir.
# f* x7 E4 ]; S1 |& ?+ gGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 0 m9 K) Y* O! c' K1 S* E
Condi: Kofi?
( O5 p( \( K3 G9 ~! RGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 5 Z- ?: {9 u6 K* n
Condi: And call who?
( j; P! G, w# ^# YGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? & o4 s- d! R/ ?* ^1 j
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
5 [. n: f g3 u z$ D8 wGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
6 @* u2 U ?( Y; n2 mCondi: Yes, sir. / E* x% _- g% G @( x( Z
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 2 @6 k& X! X) @: D
Condi: Kofi.
( A/ G0 b2 t! B3 |George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
# L+ K) Z' n$ ~(Condi picks up the phone.)
, W; T' A' x1 U6 ?Condi: Rice, here. $ J, d) u. k6 ?. Q5 S2 P" X F
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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