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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ; n p6 s8 l0 E/ \0 j
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? , c2 D1 A4 r+ }$ s- n+ D9 `
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 4 e* C# P0 t/ x" L2 S3 h
George: Great. Lay it on me.
2 E6 |6 ~& D e$ lCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
& M6 Z# C/ ~' \% h& C- H" o/ ]George: That's what I want to know. 4 D: i7 j h: B1 W9 z. X" K) @
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
( A! i8 _1 H8 i: ]6 Y; kGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
% F) d A T4 c7 d2 f! Q( _Condi: Yes. & \* F8 C9 L1 R8 H0 P
George: I mean the fellow's name.
0 m b6 X+ G1 [) F# c+ rCondi: Hu. ( N, h2 J% K, m, p# E
George: The guy in China. ; a" P" k, w/ r# I6 b' g9 L" Q
Condi: Hu.
8 W2 n0 \, n( y9 Q3 j4 L* zGeorge: The new leader of China.
" `, }: M' H. @3 uCondi: Hu.
; y: T/ w) J" w: IGeorge: The Chinaman!
- V& T# F, v# eCondi: Hu is leading China. ; D# ~ z' E. G8 h5 G: H
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
3 |1 ]5 l9 Q" W$ r" f5 LCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 7 M. W4 ]: U$ n3 U. u( _
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? . \8 s5 e! @" d" M& i
Condi: That's the man's name.
7 |: f' K) O, C& W- l$ a) ?2 UGeorge: That's who's name?
e% E+ m7 U: Y% zCondi: Yes.
2 @- R# r6 V1 L9 }George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
# ^7 o1 p& ^% S4 r0 k: m8 @Condi: Yes, sir. " k* w8 E2 L$ h0 b+ a0 |1 o5 u- [
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
7 m1 N. Y* T' b! f6 HCondi: That's correct.
* @7 y' f% `, S7 G" S, eGeorge: Then who is in China? 4 X6 H. [1 j6 [
Condi: Yes, sir. ! u- b2 H+ c5 o( k
George: Yassir is in China? & C8 w! K4 @& ?, v; ~( D( c" N
Condi: No, sir. ( A0 `! S+ ^" S% y) C1 X
George: Then who is?
. q* ~/ |3 h# {Condi: Yes, sir. / U: L6 S+ \4 M& H' I2 N
George: Yassir? 5 @, d ]3 R/ N2 S# v1 v
Condi: No, sir. # {( p& B: d' c! V% _
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
, Z( F$ i6 j( C5 D3 m& uCondi: Kofi?
% t" j& h& ?# ~: w" iGeorge: No, thanks.
3 M/ }6 `8 R9 B( {Condi: You want Kofi?
$ W- O# Y8 B4 i: f; H/ [George: No. % s* u. L: ^$ p7 c; D) p
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 9 z }. I+ a k7 t T( s# T$ ?; e. z
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. * z3 t$ t- |" N# `( I, f
Condi: Yes, sir.
: Q6 D1 P& ~* W& `$ }( y. cGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
- z8 {3 e+ d8 e4 c) r3 DCondi: Kofi? 7 D+ M2 Y/ Z# I- I1 @
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? $ `- ]# S' E7 k$ [3 A
Condi: And call who? 4 R$ x# R& r' z1 C- H' B. q2 z( p% y! T
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
) I/ e; H# ?4 t HCondi: Hu is the guy in China. : U* m$ Z7 X; V) t8 |
George: Will you stay out of China?!
( h2 i' @1 f9 \% b9 d& |Condi: Yes, sir. + ]& X- Q! [: c! d1 Y
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
! X% w I. c P1 `" E+ m/ mCondi: Kofi.
& v3 o6 M! w# H/ t7 gGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
. v6 a y( w3 }' G9 ^* \# `; E& U" h(Condi picks up the phone.) + x* r* d" r; \" t. D5 ~: `
Condi: Rice, here.
+ s1 h; O' T% i. H+ S! t+ `George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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