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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. , s& ]0 c! y8 k [! d; j
& `' k: n5 @7 {# |0 \+ GWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 4 P+ {% C0 F% A2 T
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. + ?& {+ o5 _% [- T1 u' w" B8 l
- K0 r: c, |5 i. S1 [( c, tOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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( v. G6 }0 Y' i& e0 OA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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. {0 a& B+ M: x: N0 U6 `Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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