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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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8 X$ x/ t+ P- x. RWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. # ^: U$ m; Z7 y1 I
- j3 |$ _/ l4 W8 I& F9 m% dTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ; Y8 P( \: n; N3 {' P- c4 s
" r0 ~" `5 ?" e% ]' KToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. . ?: k3 s2 c6 c1 Q. j% R9 y5 I- c z1 X
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. * I" b+ X! k2 I* C
) M: K: _5 X4 v P8 vIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 2 b! [9 o0 D0 p. w1 V: S
% L' C o3 t' C) N" z0 M- r# lOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. $ z; p. ?8 T, q' e: q
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. " r) U+ @2 g$ s% u
2 k1 u7 i: M% i; O: QMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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