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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. # O" ?; q- @$ K2 F; ~0 L5 Q/ p% N
" ]) I+ e2 d7 D0 M' _Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. . f: V6 [5 T# d. Q$ o9 b3 J$ t
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. / S6 }+ j2 M2 s! k/ C$ d* p, G
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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' i. d8 u. c# F/ g* @ YA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. f- J9 i: _+ X7 x4 N+ F
+ g0 P! u, B* A7 @Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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