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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 6 ]1 h8 k; s( g) A& @6 {3 f! j8 z
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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, Q" @- k" r! P6 F% k }" BToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 8 F. d$ c; G3 p+ R; }8 O
! X, z. j0 N. S, c# QWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. + }& P1 M9 b d1 ~. ?
7 w+ \, `& ]5 Q O+ z1 Q7 s# rIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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: `$ o& h m& h( e7 x; ~0 u0 aOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ( Z1 i- i. k8 B; b
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. * C# x- K, }3 b$ |/ r9 J& y& e
- U5 A4 |; F3 Z8 O: f4 K5 CMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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