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7 P1 @3 o; [5 a% @Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. , h6 o( c. t2 t. Z2 y
7 G# F8 N8 r- p1 r' QTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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- _& U' d1 T2 u1 qToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 8 |" C2 n8 D* V
( _: ]) C" F: a% p( s& eWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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" i9 d; |) w) I3 h# b2 n2 i4 P; iA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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