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% }; M8 J( Z% V& b; S( L" j8 TWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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! P; A3 `7 J' ^& n# }Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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a1 ^$ {7 q' c4 FToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 4 r& ^: ~# g0 Z4 N# h9 C( H; Z% B
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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" k( r9 Q. z9 G8 Z2 [: Z; JIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ' ?# M% ]6 D0 J2 A8 a1 E) y0 N
1 S& Z) L& [0 P! @# o/ j- |6 Q, mOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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6 o* Y, g$ y) G, R/ Z9 |A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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