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8 |* q! h5 Y' [; b+ XWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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" v/ W" P8 R) U+ m& X. pTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 9 k8 c) d+ W) E9 N P( U
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 7 v0 f7 }4 O1 }) P
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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0 F0 J* j' e8 ], [$ j3 @, A* N) B) COn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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8 ~- G. c3 |9 F0 d y: D, sMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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