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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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* y# W* @4 [% ]9 D% kToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. . m% b& E! {. J O
& q" w7 ]" C9 z! e: r/ _When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. $ n4 x3 p2 E5 G4 w+ ]* C3 Y
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. % v% |8 l f# C! x
X3 o" r6 c m ~% YOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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' ^6 b% L2 m3 s# ^1 @1 EA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 3 I, f5 q/ n) i5 H( Y* b9 c, Z- D
* q: H# z: Z9 yMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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