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D4 J/ F( x# T3 {Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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# V3 ]5 \2 [' STrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ' ` ]3 l6 M1 j; f4 v' r9 C" Y$ G
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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6 z; k0 O- ~% U* O2 HIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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* T4 f- y4 r; T4 IOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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/ R% H+ Z% F6 Y: P) c0 ZA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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