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: ? g0 O( I; I/ @0 [3 F. h3 u/ V* LWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. Q2 O2 [% p- y) L
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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1 M# ?0 v; t+ z1 I u) }Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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- _6 U2 ~6 ?$ z- g% dWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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2 R& `3 K6 o9 i3 \! G$ lIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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2 e4 |; n: L7 _# ~Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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