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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
) H8 V+ ]) h* k0 J; j+ M6 O% _A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
( h0 ]% |. A% }4 I' M When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
s; V* G5 J! rA: Tell him you're pregnant.' o, C& W0 f! v( W- Z! z
+ t* n6 c% R9 |' K. I' RQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?$ j" ]6 f7 L k) |& f1 \: n6 F( e
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.# N% W4 c' W$ H
5 t' y8 ~* w3 T6 u3 G4 mQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
$ l* j8 _9 H2 F. ^ h1 ?# ^( hA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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4 [: ]; w: W' T) R* @8 KQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
' F; i& z# `0 Z4 M( ?; r1 N2 b. iA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.: S3 D6 M+ H- Z$ F
, R4 J' q. r0 Q2 U7 D" v. y: v/ Q! UQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?" ~3 T' J* A! B0 l( a$ B
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.. j ?. X' Q+ |# d+ R0 g2 U
, A! S( U5 D" k3 a3 E' BQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
4 |" L6 O( x, K% {: q9 TA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
9 N" C2 ?: ]7 X( X! m" [; B3 _A: "I remember these." |
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