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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?+ F0 a. o+ E- r+ ]3 Z1 V0 E
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. g( B t" \; p: u
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
3 w7 r) H! G+ Q* WA: Tell him you're pregnant.# i! b# M; ?- V8 J& ^4 w
0 P1 D+ U: G6 z! M* OQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
9 a* p, j* r9 h3 h& `8 W3 GA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.; H' o+ F- [1 O5 _; B
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
' P8 K& \" `9 g" h9 `9 z$ O2 rA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?; v/ R5 X v2 @; @$ [. T) S
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.( ?- c+ U* Z# I8 O3 O5 B) d8 {
% S5 Q/ ^; p7 U5 j. O3 OQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
/ E+ z! a4 W' E! sA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.( n0 h- C& S) _+ I- N1 a" p. D- A/ u
/ [8 a3 F, w3 j; i4 r3 FQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
. J0 y. {8 I U P N- @A: Their foreheads.* Z7 w2 o( \+ K4 R& K
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
( w5 u+ C4 h6 m1 YA: "I remember these." |
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