Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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3 J- s8 f: H/ ~Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
7 ]9 F, o+ Y& B# zA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

: }/ ]6 L( \; s5 l9 bQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
# ~% \) `: e0 c* c9 TA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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( H" |5 {0 l: @* HQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
, w; w# A2 G+ ^# T- _4 w" RA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

& e0 o4 M- ?4 h5 z0 lQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
6 n0 g7 i0 d7 n0 L( S) U9 ~A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

1 y# x1 z: L4 L2 G; ^Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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5 b# G! s7 Z( d/ SQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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