Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
% C2 `2 ^' c3 f& |7 t- d) N7 qA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
- ^: c8 Y/ a/ ]! {: _     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

- I, _- a0 V4 B% L3 I) c5 TQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
% S5 N! K. r$ N3 j8 KA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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' m, n; `% q3 I3 V& M3 @3 b( PQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
8 r& r# y* Z9 R8 D& p( u$ Z/ m" ZA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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8 s+ P9 Q2 p& I9 W8 T, P0 cQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
) Y# K! A& t! H0 O( t2 qA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

2 g1 W& J. G: ]+ x8 Q6 r% iQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
: b* x( t/ |; R! K$ o0 GA: Their foreheads.
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: E/ q: j% s) ^9 y- e- b4 XQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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