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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?9 [4 I; m. ], L l- p/ r
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.- z6 Q& v- U2 J* A7 S) ]! Z
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
7 M1 V! A8 y5 mA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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( O# e, |- _8 N! c; q5 s0 CQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?5 D9 x2 f$ [- x# { |2 R$ n
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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' h$ a- x9 S3 g! GQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 Q% b8 A3 l) S: b/ y5 QA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
; u/ i# P$ @, s4 K: u0 ~3 E( hA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.% r) s, f; Y" Y; t! Y
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
- u; g5 K8 A* X gA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?# q- m( [( Z& j s4 i8 \( D
A: Their foreheads.7 ^( A* T+ o& G r' q' n7 i% P- u
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?" R* T9 Z9 Q0 u* s" [4 u
A: "I remember these." |
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