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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?' m- a2 d4 F) k7 v: C
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
" Y6 K. ^& u+ _ k" a When you are done you will have a place to live.
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2 }! m% K: P& g- V2 y5 ?; i8 AQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?% B( c& k( H: T7 @/ a
A: Tell him you're pregnant., g4 }0 b' h& x& ?8 @
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?$ d1 ^; C D/ R2 [+ u
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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% Q1 n* h7 Z5 L9 T) S; @0 PQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?0 _$ @5 n0 h2 |; d0 C
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
/ m" I$ m4 _ t+ A7 uA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem." [8 R2 A6 E7 m
* q! H( G6 B0 A$ [+ |Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?8 \6 I2 j) r+ O# U0 X! ~7 p
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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6 c5 l6 F$ g2 v4 JQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
7 y6 O Z9 @9 A$ sA: Their foreheads.5 l6 Z7 v2 E3 T; m% W0 W9 z! ~
( ?; U- E7 Q& P# v$ i2 e+ W p4 W( [Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
7 W0 }0 Y( f2 Z$ BA: "I remember these." |
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