Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
6 a  |# Y% |0 fA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
8 K- y+ E' V' h& QA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

( |% F  @% z2 c" S: lQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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6 T  E$ j" L6 B) D& z# h- `Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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6 l& r+ G1 Q# Y# \/ sQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
, L2 d( C# `  YA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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9 F; X4 y0 M* W7 x  k) ?Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
, }1 M3 V- Y' rA: Their foreheads.

; s$ p* C2 }& {8 O' h- ^Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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