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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?; E2 v+ {9 ~9 [. k" J5 v# I$ N3 [
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
+ L# w+ @) s8 v When you are done you will have a place to live.5 J$ k3 t9 q. j$ u
2 _7 S) m4 X# e; Q+ FQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?' E5 D) {$ o. h" [# G
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?6 k, ~5 A% y# s- h
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.+ k5 g# x: i) z
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
& T' X; S- R5 v/ R1 v- |% B( vA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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1 R* }: @; V# l. T7 s5 [. Z; }. nQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
8 J* O1 \& t3 J" SA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?. b7 l' f, E6 \$ p/ h+ E' u
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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; Z4 ?# ~0 F! b9 `( dQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?( z2 F) K+ a$ H2 E/ \) Q
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
! ]% o2 f, P6 u! eA: "I remember these." |
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