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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?9 D/ m3 p& y U9 X4 ~2 l7 U
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
) c4 l- Q) z, o' e" m When you are done you will have a place to live.- J+ D3 l0 o; l% x% b7 t& x
0 U& _" O8 T* l6 ZQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: |) T) [9 {0 e$ Q" P L! z6 nA: Tell him you're pregnant.* J0 ^: Z3 C/ W1 d7 c" W
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?4 w. A2 V. K7 o, V) A8 Q
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.% u3 _9 S. m6 M9 _( `) W
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 C1 g x* S$ L0 p) Z2 `4 AA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.! P& D# H" g6 n$ a) |) f' ?3 p7 X
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?% y$ v8 a8 B1 y, |" d8 P8 v
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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" _* F( z0 q9 T& B4 a( \0 eQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
! y4 A. j- h X, a2 S: ]7 P$ _7 eA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.* W2 A8 x, i$ G A7 ^8 ]
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?4 o% @. p8 L+ O% o
A: Their foreheads.
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5 @$ D% q! m2 i. g% r2 AQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
& c' k0 J* Q+ Q2 s6 v+ yA: "I remember these." |
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