Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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( h0 ]% |. A% }4 I' M     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
  s; V* G5 J! rA: Tell him you're pregnant.

+ t* n6 c% R9 |' K. I' RQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

5 t' y8 ~* w3 T6 u3 G4 mQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
$ l* j8 _9 H2 F. ^  h1 ?# ^( hA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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4 [: ]; w: W' T) R* @8 KQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
' F; i& z# `0 Z4 M( ?; r1 N2 b. iA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

, R4 J' q. r0 Q2 U7 D" v. y: v/ Q! UQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

, A! S( U5 D" k3 a3 E' BQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
4 |" L6 O( x, K% {: q9 TA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
9 N" C2 ?: ]7 X( X! m" [; B3 _A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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