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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?- P; a2 @, H$ }$ O: s5 _+ T1 s6 f
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.& \ G% B% ~4 B1 C+ x# n9 f- Z. k
When you are done you will have a place to live.& w6 r" ], l& \& f/ ^( ^
* U- z; t# {/ S/ }! _Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?- t( l: |1 B' _: z/ a& p5 ]: ^- l" S
A: Tell him you're pregnant.1 _" F* ]! _4 o) V
6 m' G% D8 f% Y8 m2 b2 G4 f9 ?* C4 BQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?% C# ?/ Z8 C' v( M Q
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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" V( B. w, e' z$ X& N& vQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?' f# I) C# w t' [
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?, Z2 U( `3 w: x: I; } r! ^% j& X7 J
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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. o% F# R$ h: H G0 L0 b% hQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?+ N3 n1 A4 H5 Y! u) }% V0 x
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.9 \* s% h3 V7 ?& U% V
% V7 x3 V) b9 p5 g& u* RQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
; P0 q9 ~% W6 p& ]9 ]+ EA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?: q, l0 v# q: W3 Z0 d; Z _
A: "I remember these." |
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