Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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9 i! t% x6 v0 G% b' E1 P" G+ AQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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% z( r$ ~  z9 OQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

4 K2 k: H, c- t4 ]8 H8 DQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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4 p: Z7 ~6 b( r6 P' O$ b; r  tQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
5 }; j3 X2 ?: \$ M! @. w: xA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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