Nine words women use

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(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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2 V( a: Y4 }  O! p7 h2 G% s(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   
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(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!   
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8 I- N/ I$ i$ m) c4 p# D(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

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(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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