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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.# I: ?4 X" ]1 z" P% X
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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: I& I7 I0 y) u(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. % z; N. b0 z- w0 ]' O* [7 @4 s& P
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ! p7 s+ I7 g2 L4 ]/ K9 S1 }0 }
0 e/ x" R6 \* _) f* }) Y! g(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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$ i$ C7 n3 J" W, T! e5 M8 p(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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) t) y- d/ D0 F0 a4 D# [3 E/ u(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!# ~# b$ x: ^% `- ]/ Q% {. x. [& `
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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