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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”# [: `$ i+ h# W) I+ F& i: L# C" s3 E' O
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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