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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ) c) h5 ?( K- I; y# n
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”. W# [) g) r9 S/ Z# _8 r
' i" N8 q7 _0 u# G% g3 O”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”' f$ M6 i# B0 i. L' W3 o( J
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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5 }7 R Y1 W5 f; z[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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