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, b& d6 _4 X: b' @. [Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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, N+ ?! r4 w- }" @2 v, W NJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”4 p+ w8 `7 z7 _
% q! y& _* i( b' c' ^And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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% {$ k c" Z6 W! B8 n”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”, {6 `- b4 ^% ]
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today: \- Z7 e# Z1 D% Q7 V
5 T/ o: W3 O2 S- h5 O3 y) j[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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