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9 e/ \% L2 Y% X. R' Y( ]Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”6 @5 L- P! [' h8 U) `+ ?3 ^2 r9 H; L
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”0 b* j, ~9 j" t! C
- S+ I/ [- Y( L9 r5 y% ^- x% B”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today' {, B* V+ O, e% x; j; F
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