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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. + m- t$ O# ?. ^* ~ t- {4 q
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”3 Q* P% g( p- |* R+ I
' u0 N7 v1 B% p& v6 [And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”9 o+ D8 ~2 ~4 L( R# S% k% [
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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