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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 L- C: R+ \$ u5 g
MARIA: Here it is.
8 I0 u4 u: T* B1 UTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?# [$ Z. a, a, i* P0 F0 |
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0 \# T( _! |( @TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / x5 J8 O) K% M# e
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ w' o6 A1 Y# x O: h% nTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! [8 c! [: N* v9 N" pGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
# Y" V/ {- v) O' s+ {TEACHER: No, that's wrong" M; ]8 ]! P- K1 g r, I5 g) _
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.* `6 I- U8 \4 |/ q5 {* T) s9 b7 V0 ]
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3 p& y& K. t9 k- i) S& dTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' J6 g4 [8 N3 Q5 o- Z* E8 `
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" j# J6 M' y* @* o; sWINNIE: Me!
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- b% K% `' a: Y, y5 hTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 t; j8 o0 G+ P- m# T Z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ o: y* T. J% }) ]& s! U, \9 J2 HTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
8 u/ V# S( }% Z! nMILLIE: I is..
; C3 i0 ]- I% t$ M* E0 UTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& Y7 u8 H. M/ D% L: d. cMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 P) f) k8 C# G' G: B: e
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3 F9 X K( q) J/ g, M; l- Q! v' v3 aTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ B! ?( ~: N. c. y7 r: {# i( w9 qLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 M2 l0 B9 Z! ? D o4 ?0 n$ `$ k5 e
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5 M( z$ t. z8 y; q* u& fTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 x) t9 Z* a0 p' n8 [! ZSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.; P- K& N7 Z; A! `
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?' \/ b! x& s" E2 e# h/ v) k
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?0 _% S. i1 ?- c+ C
HAROLD: A teacher ! O4 g; }% V* e8 l: O( ~) J
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