Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
) Y* N' R$ [% z" r! l7 Z  s: C+ OMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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( K2 u5 J2 C" yTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& Q. ^/ X; ]- V2 pGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% W0 X2 Y6 e& B/ U! ], U4 WTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# R& \, O) s8 S0 v  gTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 D( v+ w, X1 s+ ]* `DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
3 q* `9 [( I& U! T, g. G* qTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# b- `$ t: E1 K0 \" xTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! s! W2 w0 `" hWINNIE:     Me!
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* O4 t1 z  ^: W, a6 Y; fTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% t# a2 e; E, ~TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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% U# }" u( ]5 A5 Y% p2 K- mTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 H; o2 |* t4 T/ e( YSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( `4 g2 O, j+ p$ z' LCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 b) ^! }  J1 f7 L5 {5 }2 r5 E& cHAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)