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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 |; h" @% i/ i
MARIA: Here it is.
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: U' `9 l" D) j4 t: ^5 }TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * v. L$ e$ p7 @! R" o
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& p' @) S8 r: w5 _TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 @6 T2 }; }, U1 m! d5 a' |
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': S9 ]. ?: I( s9 u+ z
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
& r* l7 W( Y: R K" H( {, cGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 ]3 d# `/ i" A7 X7 v' \
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9 f' U, c9 t4 T2 o/ y: G1 O/ S# H3 ETEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ r5 `8 U& P) h. g6 L
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. p$ N1 P( @* b$ k- \! V
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# N, s/ W/ G& Y/ }TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. L& e! {; Q7 B) D4 ?# ^
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 \: @: ~$ T& K1 L/ a: T% y
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 ~9 b, d; z- ^; ?/ F) nTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.': Q/ M( G. Q# [
MILLIE: I is..
) ?' e1 k* P% q* I& y) w* BTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* v7 k4 |( p m5 |6 CMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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( ]& _' U7 n; T+ Q# W9 ^TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- P. m# R3 ~7 o8 u5 }5 ELOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ! X" h. ?* v4 l) \$ C' ~
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?3 M- M+ F- z$ ?' w: r6 x4 I2 b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 s& c& Q3 u; K& h# a; R6 R
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$ i- m! U6 w/ U iTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 S, r& S0 j' u5 J3 K! t9 u6 M2 a$ T
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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8 w0 A4 `& o5 f8 N) {TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" }- t% v# {- y5 B P- e1 Q7 gHAROLD: A teacher
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