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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 A P) @+ Y* J. a C8 m
MARIA: Here it is.9 F# ~3 T# [ m. Z8 e' J
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ [) e. W4 e- ?" S9 BJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 ]' A- @) r: g9 O
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: q2 W* {& M' v, Y2 _4 `& fTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 }: X; t0 S6 _; OGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; k5 o4 C8 G/ nTEACHER: No, that's wrong! m3 z+ h+ w7 ~: }9 k+ v% t/ }, _! a
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. J% w: `. j7 R: SDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
# c0 F2 ?" z, s* dTEACHER: What are you talking about?
) G2 P( X- e |" h8 X5 l1 nDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: {) e5 }% {7 ^, aTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 [9 Z- B: R$ I2 W1 k3 ?
WINNIE: Me!' N( K/ C0 t3 v: K1 o" R: w
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) w9 |, c5 R+ k" |3 A/ yTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' J% M: N2 c+ ]: I7 K1 k: v9 R8 q6 d$ BGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* ~1 @, F- I- Q' T2 O
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
& M0 G/ E p* G' ^& ?MILLIE: I is..' _/ q' K' W! F6 a+ {3 {
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 N: w# H8 q9 }6 @4 B0 YMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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* o* W" R0 n1 z( HTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ h1 S+ [ K5 C% a8 T! q; @& c# p
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) ]2 F: V' e$ @; b
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/ P* ]* N5 P# l5 c0 vTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- _# F, r" e( i" i- oSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( H/ k. x- Q" K' D& \% H. k, m7 N$ LTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( X) _2 a& b6 G0 _
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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* ~9 P3 \2 E. `4 r/ t# }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 D' D- `, p% k9 e( g* ?- d$ f. VHAROLD: A teacher
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