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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 O/ n' q$ w" f3 F! X/ Z' IJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.! h0 m5 l3 k. d5 l! y1 _6 J; D* D: y
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 e, ~% v* z) @: [, D! G/ v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'2 {+ I; B. P H
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
; f$ H1 u0 ]' f) qGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) x: l3 n* |" @6 r
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+ K' f5 m9 h9 h9 Q0 pTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# o4 @, l T, e: m' DDONALD: H I J K L M N O." f! \- i+ C( a& A! G" G2 W+ s# ~
TEACHER: What are you talking about?) H+ e$ g3 V5 s* x8 H
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ L# g- N: U0 {. e I) d* d1 t4 mWINNIE: Me!* S" Z0 S5 q" `+ }
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! U6 `/ l& s& m i$ v2 L; nTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. n: e+ ~: q0 i; @GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.# w: h3 r5 z' |. b6 r N9 |
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', Q6 f5 `/ X8 p* ^! m' j
MILLIE: I is..
. o. R+ V6 t& V+ B% O9 mTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
0 g. V) @* s, ?: J& f; tMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 6 @) `; V6 n6 s( \' j: N- `
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: i) |3 _9 W+ R" [4 L3 Q# iTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( E9 h0 m7 A g2 ?! l0 @% wLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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! Y5 ^' W% U9 {4 k8 ?6 ?- ]TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?" Z7 P* o: I- c* {7 ]1 M1 U+ ^
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 T/ i- o) K( u V2 e" Q: {3 b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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