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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* s% G! _# v0 |3 S0 fMARIA:       Here it is./ B" T' \. E) [  B3 Q( E
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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9 r( K5 S( ]( p; A. LTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% B  [2 Y' r( ~. j$ WJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.* `9 d  n* k1 `( Z. S0 d; L
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'! [  }1 I4 K8 j1 l. s2 M! j
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ v  l5 h& ~# s5 j# T. CTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
2 [1 Q4 g! o% v  w$ e0 G! }GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% e3 R- d0 e" m1 k5 _; p0 c; h
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 `' q. }  U, e: t' l1 h! T
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.0 {' Z+ [7 u; V" q( w1 b' t
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?1 c8 F5 P* F$ n# J- s, x
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?- v& ]9 v2 W% n* P. q2 d
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 C3 p- y& l* b2 j, Y. ~
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 M3 T0 ^6 n  W6 D
MILLIE:          I is..
( z5 d8 S8 Y2 \9 j" U( n- mTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 x) \5 w- E% TMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. w9 d- G4 n7 z9 I2 Y+ Y+ d
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ) L9 O( k" [2 P4 q6 h* r& l; \
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  `  O/ _( w& {3 D+ SSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 f9 G4 K0 ~- M
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ b. d/ j! [7 c" N# i) dCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  ^# _$ N4 \$ c& K- _6 jHAROLD:       A teacher
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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