Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' r  D- Z' Q. Y. i2 }! iCLASS:        Maria.
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& C! ~: Z# w3 ?TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 S( ]: v, u, r+ XTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 @7 v! d- i% `5 ]2 w& lTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
- c6 @: Q# a# K: t% [GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
5 `# y$ x8 J* HDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 j' e( M" H6 s- q" rTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
& H6 }" A) ~: s/ P6 YTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% X. ~- G6 o$ FLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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- M  P1 {* p7 N2 i% g0 eTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 e3 ~$ o7 G2 b9 `& [' O/ hSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ g3 a! f) \; ]/ ~TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 h. h9 g( G  ^0 w) u% xCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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/ a( i# _- \2 k2 t. PTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)