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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' c, u! G6 |9 dTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # D8 J& a( ^, @0 l& z4 H, K1 k& p
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 _5 h: e5 p6 u. w* E. FGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'! o9 T' h' v0 }4 t# ^2 A
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: H, K) i; }7 }% g& h
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.9 e _( Z1 q( Q4 r- Z( n2 d
TEACHER: What are you talking about?" ]- x/ _% v. _; z2 O
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.5 U! h7 ?6 e$ V# A/ } D
WINNIE: Me!; s' ~; V: g% o) q8 M
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( \: w" \2 t" [' ^5 STEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 K |8 {. o+ t* p) OGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." l$ O; ]: e8 p7 t, p; H# r* K4 O
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5 @# x5 V9 _, F8 y) GTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, I/ s V+ w4 Z p' B- [, _MILLIE: I is..& B, }0 V/ u5 {& R5 t5 ^
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 L/ b, B! V( j9 l: E7 J2 j
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 j9 q, o, R* A) r- ^1 E
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . |1 g" M0 P9 z4 Z+ z1 J
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' M1 f3 F, t2 _* ~
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. ?9 ^" R) w* l1 H9 n/ q
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% g/ K- X# d% KTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 I/ g, Q( y2 ]1 n6 g+ UCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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% D$ i- {- t6 zTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; e, E9 W2 g: WHAROLD: A teacher & _! a h; L: F5 k, C6 s2 ^
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