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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 J5 l3 P# z1 K: d. `MARIA:       Here it is.
( c* a9 Y$ q/ B3 CTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, D" P. m3 e6 o
CLASS:        Maria.
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' c6 F  B! h1 k, N7 zTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 C* ]% l8 k4 P# }' O# nJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; @7 _4 k, [, g: J1 I0 Z( UGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. g, r8 z  w/ a1 P$ {
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
% w% {- a2 @7 _$ U+ [$ ]GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& z/ l7 j- E4 l" @+ H
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3 f; x& w1 G) _6 MTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( R+ D9 X! R1 F, J$ lDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.5 ^" {( \7 @6 R: v- O$ X0 G
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
" e! J' |. r4 ~5 r! `, XDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.; n; U( r  A9 O2 I; s
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) L$ e6 d. g* X* l
WINNIE:     Me!/ s. ~( D( d' z; ]  h' r: V4 I
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, o9 P; S# o* X) c3 V+ nTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 C- N, O/ D# _GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. Q, _$ m2 @3 J( M+ ^9 B, ^TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 c1 i6 |* C' c3 Q$ f$ s: ^, l
MILLIE:          I is.." {% g; F/ Y& H. s7 `; a
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'! T7 a- X* C) V( I; L# \( y
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     # _8 Q& }4 t3 o. F

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ W" S. I0 E5 t+ J
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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! E* u/ L" k! A. V2 z8 A+ rTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, ]9 u1 _3 `0 I% O, `* N
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 ]% N1 S1 _! H% C! E
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3 X7 O3 ~2 l( M! c5 CTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ [4 i! @$ J2 t8 c$ q8 G
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.3 A/ Q' E/ r, T+ R7 z1 S0 P
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6 H, G8 `1 l2 f$ g$ }+ QTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........' `! l, B3 a' i/ m3 Q
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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