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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# d- e8 i; \) w3 {5 }/ U
MARIA: Here it is.% |$ M: `$ ~7 K3 P0 _1 q
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?' d# u9 f. o4 ^ |
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: l( W2 y0 {4 p2 y4 ]' EJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.- b N: b1 a2 d8 z a- g
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% L8 f: i4 m+ M: s# ]% b' o0 PGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
9 J% }: I$ K) s7 S$ M% I0 }TEACHER: No, that's wrong
) e. n+ C+ \; N9 n/ m0 K2 \GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* o$ Y6 z2 i- R2 Y# Y; TTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 S, E; y# ]* ]1 V: U. BDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! s. c* _/ `$ J2 BTEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 s5 }1 U% E1 CDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. @, R+ B; r2 f! \3 i& {6 T
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2 Q# X( x- L& v0 t: s( JTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ T/ t% u d+ }( d5 P& r/ JWINNIE: Me!" r, o* G$ X( W0 c
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$ }# f9 C: V+ a8 e& T' wTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, t4 a6 p- F" g
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 }6 f) f( A e7 R
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% Y/ G. g% n/ |0 {: ~
MILLIE: I is..
% n/ d& P0 y5 Q0 u. STEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( ^/ X" u" F0 L; L8 G7 C( \MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 W+ z z" Y" G5 M+ w$ c
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & z# h- E$ @" B" ~ b0 I
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; D# I; r1 i% s+ \# A/ y8 d8 BTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! Q) T# m/ v1 `. ~7 b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 E0 j5 Q4 g- f0 sTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 a! i4 T9 ?. ^CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ N* _! {4 l& Y6 ?
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 G" {9 b$ \9 s! w2 l" K- _/ f& G
HAROLD: A teacher
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