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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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9 r( K5 S( ]( p; A. LTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% B [2 Y' r( ~. j$ WJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.* `9 d n* k1 `( Z. S0 d; L
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'! [ }1 I4 K8 j1 l. s2 M! j
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ v l5 h& ~# s5 j# T. CTEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 [1 Q4 g! o% v w$ e0 G! }GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% e3 R- d0 e" m1 k5 _; p0 c; h
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 `' q. } U, e: t' l1 h! T
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.0 {' Z+ [7 u; V" q( w1 b' t
TEACHER: What are you talking about?1 c8 F5 P* F$ n# J- s, x
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?- v& ]9 v2 W% n* P. q2 d
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 C3 p- y& l* b2 j, Y. ~
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 M3 T0 ^6 n W6 D
MILLIE: I is..
( z5 d8 S8 Y2 \9 j" U( n- mTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 x) \5 w- E% TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. w9 d- G4 n7 z9 I2 Y+ Y+ d
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) L9 O( k" [2 P4 q6 h* r& l; \
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
` O/ _( w& {3 D+ SSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 f9 G4 K0 ~- M
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ b. d/ j! [7 c" N# i) dCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
^# _$ N4 \$ c& K- _6 jHAROLD: A teacher
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