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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.3 |2 D. M; T+ B G
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."9 v0 q& f3 r! ~9 m5 S/ d# _! W
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."5 g4 |% u& m; M2 ^4 j; z
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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