World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
4 d; p5 Y0 j5 d5 ?and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
$ l- d: F; V, q3 O: ~and girls comb their hair.
# ~" B# a( j0 a8 F; Z, X+ i& UI make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
3 v) F  z" ~* w8 z4 S+ zI turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
" n  [. |8 z% f9 I, u1 ?4 l7 YIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
6 l- l# Z' s- M( J5 k) g  |If you look at me, you'll pop.
  w( D- o  N2 w, f2 h/ [& I, ^Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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, ^0 i% c( r7 ^So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.