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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
2 x! l6 q! ^, X h+ s6 f8 CAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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+ {4 O1 n5 p* `7 qThe Cowboy says:
0 `$ a5 K6 R3 x- w2 F'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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]7 K! m4 b& y! y0 [; ~2 Q# aWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.0 u& g5 r. q2 q
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.- H& ?( [2 @* V5 i8 y: a
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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