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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
7 q0 @" a# a/ u8 k5 tAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'4 `5 p9 k% a1 u$ e
# i, X' s o7 X7 ?The Cowboy says:
: O" b$ Q. x3 Y, ` C% c$ O'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did." v, r7 ^1 Z. G5 D0 T- G/ ?& T
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.0 n: F. n: u6 g% S6 Q
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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$ y* t( D8 z% PThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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8 }% j m$ D+ O" C& Z* bSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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