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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.3 j) j5 z( H5 k6 t+ L
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 3 O1 y4 \- n3 ?# ]) }6 T; p+ ?
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did." M$ O$ t; j% ]$ j+ l+ b- `
: K. v8 u! T* l4 @9 wWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.* ?5 J: o5 u+ B: D: n
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.. K+ E. z d* g$ o# d
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'* U2 I8 o% O6 Z3 _7 B2 ^5 b
0 ~3 b0 p) f |3 @! KSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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