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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.( o2 |0 L& n# D( R0 O; g
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'& v# U0 W+ r4 T. N# T0 |+ }
6 Q l% i# j: k( sThe Cowboy says: & R7 u' [. @* x _, k
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.# `) b! \5 q" [* x# _/ P
* h) z; J# u8 e) ^* a( mWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.+ P6 D3 c! h7 @6 q- R
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.& ^' Y1 s( N" b+ R9 \1 G( Z: b
! v( i5 w9 X( @- u5 TThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'. Z7 X- k5 y' l/ f0 k( F# ^
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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