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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
* e/ @' _7 n, ^0 Z7 JAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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) H1 C% d% P; |3 ^1 b0 WThe Cowboy says: + s* Q5 e# [" \: F- S @3 p6 G# m+ P
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.& ]$ I! Q1 Q2 l3 ?* J- Q; }: G* _
# J( r7 H" @1 n) a5 E3 Y4 K& FWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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4 l; c5 l- R- T) Y/ E5 [# n1 fThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
, _6 y6 c2 [% A( M7 O6 tThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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; J, r# G8 b- r) q- LThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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