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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.* r: u+ F: [0 U
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'9 r# H# o6 Z4 W% o5 O
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The Cowboy says:
3 o5 ^8 }9 @; @2 W$ J- M6 f'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.1 K8 K1 s( k2 A
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
. ^, O: e7 W) [+ V5 i; {7 p5 ~Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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# F2 o1 T: m) U/ D2 vSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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