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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
" o% w$ e6 e: I+ |+ P; LAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: + m3 E6 A. N9 t3 y% q: r! X
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.4 |3 v$ v; e/ y$ v+ m9 R# Z* R: P
5 q+ c0 s; {( e: ^We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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" o# a: D% p) f; g7 }# v0 a9 CThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.8 r0 l/ ` c D+ _" _% C
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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9 s! I) O0 k8 w! |9 `* o/ x5 L" HThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'; N5 m8 S8 [2 d' q S+ b1 Q; H
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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