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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
% J' A- P; v0 i: zAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
/ \2 K. Y) h3 P3 X1 B7 \- a5 i$ @'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.0 T) ?3 D* Z8 H# t. h# |& H# k! A
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
, m7 k& V1 l5 @Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.% F3 K2 g$ o$ ^& d) _
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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1 o1 Y8 M6 h( k) [Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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