An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra / f9 W% B4 i+ {) w8 ` 2 ]; ]! v" z/ G y! }: ~: y/ ~+ ]'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'/ ?+ T5 r" ?3 A3 D# y6 [% j: a
' E5 k$ C# t" m5 j" U4 T'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' - _5 N4 e! }! V U2 u : \- V% m! @ V: [but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '/ ^& d! w4 ~0 l/ N
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. % j" C" r3 \( p* B' x3 S' U
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'