An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 8 e! `3 r4 i" S7 _ u- {6 R" c3 `& Z- T3 H& Y- N
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'( L2 c$ v0 k v; s2 e% a2 b
; P5 s( B2 K( c3 }# R'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 1 w2 R+ E; w6 Y$ I* v. F& V1 ?; E* e# h9 E5 a' f# q
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '6 h* u1 ~4 ^/ _5 C8 k; i) X$ L
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ! ?7 E4 i5 K0 _$ ?* {$ X* H: w: k& B: N9 b( f. v, P5 ]( Q- `
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'