BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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3 ^! w  [0 m! k  q* G( s  h4 Dbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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+ q3 o, P' V/ o0 X) |! D'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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9 s  _1 G; e! uI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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