An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra . m" E3 `$ N. [& H3 O- }3 x1 F' p% u2 B3 Z* d
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'! `9 }4 Y# t/ I' \3 H
: O) `) l; F- }* K" M'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ; F+ g3 n$ M t$ V$ L% W& \+ S- M9 v- {& t5 t
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '' T/ P1 y$ z. }" R" L+ ~8 z$ h) X
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. - |5 n1 e& X- k7 [- Y
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'