An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ) n! A1 C9 S, E ; N- L% [- | u* q'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' * H- \: B8 S# k5 J2 u1 H 9 F1 H/ n. Q0 }1 W
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '" L% ^2 L6 T# D
9 g4 Y' U9 y* b# z" ]5 f' M" cbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' - ~3 C0 B! p8 P; T) Z: H7 [2 ] ' A4 _; l4 X, K8 U0 s
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 8 K0 A7 _. z3 N% @) }! I
& A D' l1 d6 ^+ f6 U8 R/ w5 P% c0 I0 NI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'