An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra % r7 G Y: C4 f% c
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'- R* `* P* n! j0 s1 B' n
# ?9 C H( R4 O0 X/ f) I'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' * w; h0 b$ i/ H9 h0 L7 P. a+ f+ {& Q0 }( Q
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '; P& O+ F2 q' I9 }
& L% _9 I# C8 r'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * N- \5 l- R* R* D3 ~/ w; L0 m+ A/ g- O3 J# J& ~
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'