An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 7 `4 e+ x; _2 y5 n + W: P/ {7 V0 n# p+ L6 M* d4 C'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 0 ?0 K6 s- ]8 {. C$ ] t" L' `1 a, p% @, N
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 4 F6 |& S$ }) _9 M, \" U" ~ $ W: l, w. c9 V) Qbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '2 u' I& S k7 V& h t: ]
7 U9 X! ~6 [$ C) Q1 L) I' n'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. - k O1 a( o5 \# a; w) L
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'