An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra & }3 v# _4 K/ E5 l0 O7 U; M! l9 v
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' . ^! B5 d( _7 b( ?; b # k/ ]& a, }2 h7 p'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '' a; v0 d$ \1 G& O
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' - V' A2 V6 w& K6 v* C ; z" F( n( G* P( w! f# i: h'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 f+ Y# H. C8 [ |3 s
/ q; V7 }4 A' X2 q; P' bI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'