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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.1 F% d% j; f$ \' K$ p
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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) t9 N$ f; o' v' SThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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$ |5 U( y: J, w: p. HWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.3 Y1 c3 z+ L) ~( A
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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$ Y5 L# r% ?; ^- GThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.4 I) a$ ?, ]1 o2 R. ^ _
3 e- f. h. J; X' Q5 z$ g6 F, _BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."6 t% E$ ]8 O$ Z0 G
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