The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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- i( l' e* U; ?, @, ~7 |7 ~! |The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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2 O/ c0 s* P# L5 }! l# |& Q* dThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

3 D6 o  S5 A/ h  nWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

0 B, a& H, G- wBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

Dumber

Funny

没心没肺

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