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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.- k: b$ i( u0 c3 y2 M, X
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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% b, ?! S0 N+ A/ X2 c0 IThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself./ {) q" d& A+ _! o- A% Q6 h
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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( c3 V' U J' ~* Y, s+ ^+ ^Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.9 S) @7 S) x% j0 I6 m& F
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.& z/ X+ j: a% ?/ y2 K6 O7 H
/ [- J' t$ m! ~2 u1 h4 HBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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