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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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; k" f; f7 ?0 uThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.8 z |8 ?& S+ b
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.3 Q4 j) }2 t w$ t9 s) w- }, P! x: ?
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:& e6 j. @" M2 V
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.' U6 r& E- r- c! f+ n8 H6 L M9 R- \
& N/ Q, H7 y5 Y* h5 [- b4 k- f; ?Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.2 h( b, U. ^. }" R, W! R; O$ u
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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