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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.6 L# z$ ]3 f# s; m, @) m$ L# A
; G8 Z( g2 Y1 }% ~This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.6 K: j- F$ b* @' L
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.& t# g- b ]8 E9 S _# H8 [( T9 Q
4 @3 I. ]. b6 VThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.+ i# @" L: i8 T- N& Q% S
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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, n' {: a" Q5 ZBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."0 V0 n; J' L p6 Y; n# Y( s
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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