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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought" b v7 v3 F' U4 F% [) ^5 v/ V* w8 E
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called& M" b) ~. {. k+ @! ^4 U
the family doctor to discuss the problem.9 s f9 h8 F' ?% T. }
0 v9 d' J) b+ L) c4 tThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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0 o$ L2 o b" k3 V, nHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,8 @7 O! b" L$ I @
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
4 |& W3 V. ~2 m3 s7 |- ogo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.". h; Z' P. R) \, M
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the' q& }7 G1 N7 H* E% d f
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
6 @9 O. Y( z! A' X: I" gThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"; ~3 u0 k# G `
) k2 H* h) Z- ]- ^7 L$ d B5 B4 tNo response.
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: X& G6 ]% ?+ l' I6 }So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and, ?5 l, s; g1 S( `
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?". ?1 B( d) C% c3 b: l
* H1 N( N5 |7 j' b O, sStill no response./ e3 D7 x% v) }8 N8 y! ~
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife- J0 u* ?! G0 l/ D
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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% W. {& T% h+ H+ c6 DAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 7 l' I. B! V1 k7 d3 c
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)
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" m- y6 X+ {: I) w8 p"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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