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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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8 f3 j: W, I2 TThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,- l; }+ j! r* ^, `3 W
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,5 t, T# `: ?* [; F
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."( M. B1 |. X9 N+ M$ K0 [" S
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the: f* [7 @9 h* V+ M& |+ s
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."* d# y6 w; ]6 A' ]" d
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.: r( @1 `# |! x* @7 y
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and& J: Q% f' C5 l# J1 y
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 {; }' s" S5 a
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife! F% N& R7 V! Q, A: ?
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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+ n( p4 K! \$ h9 A8 {Again he gets no response.5 N5 \5 I1 z% z7 v. z
3 e# z& i7 G& L! D7 dSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's @ p7 l$ y1 T9 b
for dinner?" Again there is no response.7 e R. k* \! V$ r! Z9 t
) k' y9 i$ ]6 F% ^So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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v' m% d! ~, G5 J(I just love this)# Y. U0 _% M' R; ^' X' _
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* k, w4 ]0 N: ]+ G- Z- ?"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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