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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought2 G. ?5 `8 c  m( o3 f  p
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife7 v2 g9 X% b7 l$ Q1 o% @
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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2 o7 f+ x! Z( C& gSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?": s; t! {7 f9 I* g) V/ S5 t, F
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