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u9 H' ~% R3 O$ ?& j! dA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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( F" @! I/ a$ n2 R9 S* m% tThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." ' w, o1 ~0 e* A1 { Q9 }
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. # i! O9 `. \9 m# O0 j h
5 ]1 [& K* c8 ?2 @4 gThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." , V; ^0 e; M7 l+ X
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. ! W0 Z; K( q9 {% L* {
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 9 N( |# d. `6 ?
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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