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! s% J5 m! s% C' V( {. t$ ^! _$ aA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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$ i" @! S& M' sThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." # B+ C& ^, W; e+ ~+ W- U' P
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. , f! u$ Q3 Y" v( E* j& {
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." * G# I* K$ b( ?/ w
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 0 y( K1 u& z# Z% }0 E$ H7 n
0 K; {9 O0 J9 ?7 dAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 6 ^' w/ K; i" M$ Z) p
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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