Sex life after marriage

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Sex life after marriage

  u9 y( k; y, jA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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6 e0 x  d8 p: bThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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9 u" A! y" G- N. \! J5 O4 GThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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: ]) [* {1 u+ s- p) DSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."

, _9 X; W( T% i7 N. J- yThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

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That's a good one, sweetie

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