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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. ) a1 O8 h- `# k' y3 Y
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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, Q8 n% v# ]# S9 |" BThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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2 c# O. Y6 y* K x, Q3 hThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." : V' \) V4 e. q( W" h* _( K
7 a1 s$ [- {4 A5 A& Z _+ LSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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9 `# G6 m! X3 F- W2 OAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." - M0 ?$ ]; _% a8 a) [+ r$ a4 V
2 E9 y" ^* a/ z$ P' A3 NThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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