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) o7 m' I8 c+ j( R2 p2 eA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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" S/ l7 v. V0 z4 B, S- H4 WThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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! T, L" L5 v4 k' f9 ^ g }" G7 O/ dThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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' Y! V& n! a' pThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." : A' A# ~' K" }
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. ) t, V# I- P% n
$ j- V5 v O1 T/ ]1 D( oAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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