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: L2 O& w8 B, R C( ~' wA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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7 Y4 S9 ^6 @4 L' A0 V; mThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 4 W0 s" d u: q e
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. / S% J* w' o e t! ^' p2 r
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." % c% e9 ] ]. I% I. B# v0 I
. f3 ~, o+ n. i7 r" zSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. / y' T! f# h6 o% m( w9 R' V
_! v; P9 L& n1 d8 uAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 8 U; V6 c3 ~1 r+ H' c( j
$ d6 R$ k/ k' g- o3 gThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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