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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- + ^2 P6 q1 Z) R H% K- o; D
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ACURA: " F3 N6 O8 ~0 m
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
4 s q7 B/ d) ]' gAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 7 n# S* {" A( s) L
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# S0 @4 Z4 m- }3 [1 E8 SAll Makes Combined
7 D" t& v! W" ]3 X! v' TA Major Cost / v- H( I, v/ J9 H* q2 T
A Mutated Car
; w5 v& J! K9 qA Morons Car
; E4 f% y8 |) u% s9 J' s9 BAnother Major Catastrophe ) b5 I& P+ D" \4 V) G
A Man's Car & b' i/ H+ r! \! e! \. O. S
A Miss Conception
$ v+ X+ Q+ x* [) }* V. s* z! K9 lAll Muscle Car 0 _6 W7 v0 a, V! `
All Most Car , T) k/ d+ v" {* t
Annoying Mechanics Constantly , |5 k3 b+ h! N9 R
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
6 @5 [; s+ q: n) y( RAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented * c) ?6 R" a" B6 e c5 Z
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 2 l2 @ o+ [7 U7 M q
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 7 ?/ U$ b j: X9 t0 I
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention $ T; l8 v. A; D, l8 P' ^
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
$ A; Y; L) M% i& o" SAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
2 e5 B( o/ Y5 s2 ?) ?+ n& P; JAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: ! u) g. B! Y+ `! n8 S4 n* r" c
Big Money Works ) q3 S8 s% }/ @4 r7 r! w
Bought My Wife
5 ?* x0 w5 U. u% ?. Q4 W% I$ A6 dBrutal Money Waster
% Z4 R, C1 b# f" v! f. uBreak My Window # Y2 l$ ?/ o: D- G
Break My Windshield
* @; N' Y4 Z1 x) G$ f; x2 |Babbling Mechanical Wench 4 g9 q3 ~9 [ u: u
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
& ?- y2 P/ K( Q" l. QBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels J$ I' i# ]: H
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
. _; V0 T1 o1 M' W6 n! w1 J3 yBarely Moving Wreck
- {9 B& u5 F9 c, t6 K5 TBig Money Waste ! g1 o( F9 [( D
Big Money. Why? ^4 p, v' e- O1 y' H7 I* ^
Big Money Works
0 E# B9 Y7 n. i0 y2 WBorn Moderately Wealthy - h: k/ {3 D2 s" ^
Breaks Most Wrenches
( k, j4 j7 A3 L# m7 e/ [, e. m! oBring Many Wrenches
3 r; g5 R1 D) d8 k* @# uBrings Me Women ; p; y6 w' _+ T$ {* @' f1 {
Brings More Women
+ O; ?. C, b* n- N9 u# I) J2 ~& MBroken Money Waster
! d" Y6 _8 K& c8 m1 |) I9 U- JBroke My Wallet
$ z) d A8 v% F- s+ `Broken Monstrous Wonder + l& C# X1 U" _* A% o; E" H) |" r
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 6 q/ X0 y- |7 q; D
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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BUICK: # l/ W S1 i8 M. Z, X- Q( h4 a$ H
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
. `; q" ~/ S) q vBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 7 J4 E! u- }* | Y1 [* A
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0 `; H9 z) c7 o. v. z5 Z* PCamaro:
3 d4 y/ [6 D' A: u( s* _ nCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? $ q l; m: J8 b
Can't America Make A Real One? 6 K' X/ k8 S6 J1 h4 p
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ! w+ F# W. O% s1 z) x
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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5 B4 c J' u2 N% l' F6 NCHEVROLET: ' D: C' B3 w0 y( b
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
2 G9 _3 {; a# L/ N+ FCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
: q# T) ~& u" z- JCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
0 V' j" p0 z( T2 L; ?& \! k' N+ rConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques e4 H8 [; E9 T* Z
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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% \+ N$ @5 o6 V* v. o2 fDODGE:
2 {, \/ V8 D) i/ FDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere * @+ ?' \/ H8 V: j. L) r
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
' A6 ]4 p& ]9 {7 QDead Old Dog Going East }7 C4 a; b) n2 g6 u' ?0 G/ Z
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 3 w2 w9 u8 d8 d; L W
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
5 a" w" J3 N$ B. c, mDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired % B! z: H& c" X8 E3 O j* `' ^
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
/ V" u# E3 K5 `- A! h0 tDear Old Dads Garage Experiment " p. U5 Y+ Q5 p5 a$ w& r
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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7 y- F5 L. C4 B9 ~EDSEL: 8 a- X9 p6 ?: H: z
Every Day Something Else Leaks
- R1 y. ~/ t% T5 r( ?Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
5 e6 _1 b7 L/ S- K" ^1 \Failure in Italian Automotive Technology + F1 p; T( [ ?5 [1 y& w
Fix It Again, Tony
+ G# f7 B3 Q: C0 a- S0 tFix It All the Time
8 B, }# d; \2 n3 g+ ZFound In A Toilet , t; w7 X" H c: ^5 Q z) e" H5 ]
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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+ i( b0 F. {+ t* uFORD:
! S% l& I( W( W0 EFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
$ j, I8 M5 Q" u3 ?' ^+ v5 R* HFix Or Repair Daily , Q+ @! k! n; o
Found On Road Dead
8 D; |2 O8 ~5 z+ y" {2 X" GFast Only Rolling Downhill : w/ l4 G; p% Y8 b# w; U
First On Race Day * F/ g( z1 ^) A, p8 n5 S. f# m
First On Recall Day
) W- Z# \7 |. j! q# A0 ~- RFabricated Of Refried Dung ( x4 l) G" j& `. H: ^* x# J
Fails On Rainy Days
+ p8 E$ ]4 m4 C2 DFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream C6 X' V6 [: H$ A
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver }" Q$ [8 R8 R2 O" M
Fault Of R&D
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3 n ]( _; M4 ?8 A; i& K4 ~Fireball On Rear Denting % q; u/ s" [+ x- q' v: x! V
First On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
8 Q8 t. V! V# ^& H! M# N5 d0 RFlipping Over Results in Death 2 r- Q( n/ o* }' @! [0 v. ^0 L# R2 v
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster % J7 h5 U6 f0 Q
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
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9 [ B6 _ ]; g2 R# CForced On Reluctant Drivers 2 |6 X# {& c! Q) e
Formed Of Rejected DNA
0 h9 [3 \/ V' z# O7 c- c% N+ MForwarded Once; Return Denied
8 t9 B7 h. g& O5 T1 q% j$ X) CForward Only; Reverse Defective 6 Z" r2 y1 z4 @; x* }
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ' j9 S+ U" p( h$ f, x5 a; u
Fork Over Repair Dough 3 Z% N0 t9 |! t1 B
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge d/ Z: [% b5 v) o. M# d9 o) T
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
% X- d; S/ Y9 @- x. a% q0 |Free Or Reduced Drastically
2 X2 J P) N) @# G( b# P' WFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed # c% S: z( R+ Z- \
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 5 s* `' B5 m# r1 a
Funny Old Rattling Dump
% f, s+ V* q X1 IForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 6 C1 t: f- k+ A2 ~& e3 c* P& x' w4 m
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
2 z# A# E9 f( ?2 l1 L* c% `( FFound Out-Right Dangerous 3 Q3 _! Z+ j' V
Future Of Racings Delight
0 e$ v1 o4 b# P0 a# x) t(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 2 |% ?/ P7 V5 {, M7 \; w
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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3 c- s! G& T: `6 uLacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily - _1 F" U' e6 v/ a1 }# T
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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$ y4 |, G q* ^# fGeneral Maintenance ; O: d: y1 u9 B5 P! T
Great Mistake ; a' Z& C' s& c$ X7 E8 `
Garbage Motors
2 Z' U; c7 X. s* \0 g8 r, wGenerally Miserable
0 b" u3 j- }; M& |Grossly Misconceived
+ f, I: g) c( M0 a" F( x8 P6 H1 YGluteus Maximus 8 B, P4 `9 `7 H" [- e4 l
Good Money
: y$ a9 K$ F" }Goofy's Manufacturing : q- a3 Q e% c2 z- c1 B2 z- }
Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined
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* m. c! r$ X$ E$ dGotta Mechanic Coming? 2 M& v x. t4 F" {/ `
Generally Mediocre Cars 5 a8 D$ r" @0 `- g3 }6 h/ H- n
Get More Chicks
- u; p: u1 v+ F6 q: `( n* ZGets Mechanics Crazy
) ^5 W W1 v4 f2 s9 M7 y! JGods Mechanical Curse 5 {$ ?- ~9 `, O
Got More Crap 2 Q$ C* l3 G# U% k3 n
Great Mountain Climber 7 q% D4 w( g' @ S/ [8 Q9 _) f2 B8 a7 f
Great Motor Car 1 }1 j% B8 Y! O o1 N( }
God Made Chevy 9 D( [! b; S. M- x0 U
Good Moron Car ! F6 G8 ^7 f& L4 A8 D% Z
Got Mine Cheap # s) X+ `1 a3 |9 r7 D
Get My Checkbook ) T4 v; B( Q6 B$ v0 z
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil
}4 [6 }) h! x' a+ ZGet Tools Out 7 ~2 C# _, h& k4 ?
Get To Onramp 7 G. J. ]) s# Y! A
Good To Own . J6 W( G1 _6 B
Get The Others # ]# e" l3 v3 Z: K( W) y: Y3 N
Generally Trashed Out . z' b' ~& D4 @# q- }, C. [
Good Time Out
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HONDA: & r% P3 a$ V( h" Q6 \* Y; d
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 F' y8 P" i9 J3 v: M% h0 oHad One Never Did Again
/ V! f/ C+ ]1 ^+ b, I# `9 Z! wHang On, Not Done Accelerating 2 C1 K ] h) R/ `1 B9 a
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
# S( A& H3 Z4 p( eHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
2 O; H. K8 q' w. e' QHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
1 w: v# u; T6 E5 S7 z5 P# f5 RHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
+ S& f% q) t* P6 Y) ePRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 8 y; D+ J$ k: p. g9 t S6 V: l
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9 o4 M% b6 {( Q7 \) `4 U6 [) FHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 4 L* r, d6 X8 @+ [7 i$ Q
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g% A( {4 F! vJust Eats Every Part 4 g8 z/ p. w+ {& m7 t6 J
Just Empty Every Pocket
2 S0 P0 s4 P9 v! t) t$ kJunk Engineering Executed Poorly ; R* ?' C. @- N( t6 l, V5 O7 Y l
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ' B$ N* C) {6 z$ i1 D) n
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
7 `' q- J0 A8 r+ M5 g$ d7 {$ t4 BKick It Again
! z4 s$ a' \' WKilled In Action 6 p$ f7 x. A' B* \ ~% e, H Z4 `
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious " [5 p" v" J0 e. I) J$ z- X
$ h0 r$ t4 p% w7 K# P. c5 MMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ( B1 m7 o. D U/ I( p- g
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Money Guzzler
a. S3 m2 U5 |( h7 ?8 ^( g/ t4 ?Mostly Garaged " D' o/ r) C# g1 Z: U
Major Goof
; o5 ^6 p$ s- \- M+ {- I2 hMGB: Might Go Backwards
- x7 q- F$ j# ^& a* h) sMGB: Might Go, But . . . : @. \% e- ], ?
MGB: Motor Going Bad
$ f" I0 F7 a" PMGF: Might Go Forward ! L4 C% a$ {. _* A6 E6 i
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 3 e0 e2 Y+ r1 n
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ; d$ u U$ T' C- Y9 k1 T
Most Often Passed At Races " w$ ?' k. W* N
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 0 k" P% M- w: x" D+ `0 s
Move Over People Are Racing
F' H# R U) A( y/ c" aMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * u0 J( b; P8 I; n9 M/ M
My Old Pig Ain't Running z- f5 L# S8 r: I/ L
My Only Problems Are Repairs
; E8 i' t6 U- t3 D4 F0 P0 [Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
, t- c; C3 z) d' u& d) sMore Often Parts Are Replaced ! `& U: g( ]2 C! n# T& `
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3 |6 {$ t2 M$ W$ ~+ w) Y9 N$ gMUSTANG: + W& D F6 I3 f/ w% R5 }7 R5 q; @
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 0 }- V1 ^9 J% V R; `
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
! f; g9 ^* E: o& d! SMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ! G2 y3 l6 k5 h0 _) r
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 0 p2 P' h9 z5 Q/ D/ q
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8 _3 E7 Z4 x7 VOLDSMOBILE: 1 p n; m7 l \- A4 ^" B
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
" a( `7 g' N+ w( L2 n# } ?Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment $ w4 S* W- v+ H" q8 f
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4 s, W4 Q9 J! x* J4 q% qPINTO: ^3 k6 Q' O! Q2 o3 Y( O$ R6 h+ G
Put In Nickel To Operate
+ K$ ^ r7 S" FPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
9 n7 G9 O$ n" j) Z( zPut In New Transmission Often
4 e0 a/ R9 C5 T; v& o sPushed In Neutral Too Often
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. a9 D5 \+ s/ \6 h' aPONTIAC:
" k% O1 v b0 ?; [( w# XPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
9 `9 I: e2 z8 W4 K3 B1 L. |Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 0 y* e1 Q$ |1 e$ u% B( Y+ p
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PORSCHE:
2 E3 O+ C+ }; A+ ]) H5 S3 [' _Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything , X; X2 ^1 U- B( Y
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
; s; n) P5 ^; v8 DSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 3 Z3 E- L b( G c
Sad Attempt At Beauty ( }: [: E( H2 ~; @: J" {: G
Sorry Auto, Always Broken . H6 Q, R3 q1 K: ^8 e& S/ I1 @
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards ) a4 }% x* C4 W
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
; k' {* \: z" i) kToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ( M, ]$ u$ L) o, h6 Y
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 2 ~" s8 x# } X# W* { }
The One You Ought To Avoid . {9 g# o7 G$ {6 X# R. `) U
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TRIUMPH: 8 h1 y! m% |$ \- c' a7 |
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
2 W* T0 n4 `, R& ?* Q, {7 [Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 6 ^! [: L3 q/ J- I
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TR: Tools Required
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% m' d4 `+ U+ n& _VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object & E: Q5 W3 n$ v/ s7 _+ k4 g
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VW: 3 H E+ w9 {) v; {: h- K
Vintage Wreck 5 W6 |; k! q6 p# w% f
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