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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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" U8 n7 ^0 C5 M+ R) TACURA: - L& y0 _* a' n+ S
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 6 F( d, ]5 y1 ?
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: 1 k9 S+ B4 @5 |; @7 ?2 N/ Q: k4 o
All Makes Combined
# U' P, Z3 B3 {9 s' m% @A Major Cost
1 z. B. S( u4 K! L, QA Mutated Car 1 U& X) f6 E6 G1 M8 b% l2 v* p
A Morons Car + u2 J( W- N' l+ S/ L: N2 c
Another Major Catastrophe
# `! ^- `8 T( Z* M1 fA Man's Car
/ O+ j H. ~/ m2 E8 DA Miss Conception
( ]) M# \% A- p0 R6 t {- T! u: KAll Muscle Car
4 I3 X% i) Y7 K& nAll Most Car
8 L- U* P! u6 k! n+ U+ \3 @. ^0 l" f8 iAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
5 }9 ~: d9 D2 k! Y1 i3 e: H+ VAutomotive Mental Cruelty 9 ~6 [- i3 p- k1 {3 n
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0 _) O. f# i- y) BAUDI:
4 ` W8 K! {) T' QAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
7 [. q- ^9 }4 [2 cAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
( y5 Y- G1 {5 f3 K. G" V" pAutomobile Under Demonic Influence ) M1 _7 S- c; F4 Q
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention * X/ ~' S: O7 L
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 6 C6 y" q: V8 s' ?4 F
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 9 d: P* a1 W( e3 T" r
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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9 o; N$ X8 @$ y7 K6 n/ o8 `7 MBMW:
% u9 c! }5 v# }: eBig Money Works
( I7 M) O" L. H2 WBought My Wife ; t0 e5 j5 _5 g6 K* u
Brutal Money Waster
3 @; z2 R* i! N) U( {# NBreak My Window
+ o' ?4 z; l) L3 PBreak My Windshield
+ u \. o' k" d1 rBabbling Mechanical Wench
, g$ z+ R' V# z" w S3 MBeastly Monstrous Wonder
; S9 a7 p! @* f: EBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 3 [# g8 Q. w. u& v
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
8 I+ \7 u6 v3 \; o$ j5 UBarely Moving Wreck 8 _9 @0 x( {0 s4 U
Big Money Waste
7 R& l3 q0 M( JBig Money. Why? ' j9 K- H) T: S& Y) g
Big Money Works
/ k1 Q2 T2 @8 U9 E iBorn Moderately Wealthy
* V6 v. u. m) i6 N5 g- wBreaks Most Wrenches # Y5 \- B D! F: @
Bring Many Wrenches
7 t, o/ u* u7 y, h w* FBrings Me Women
; S2 |+ u* Y8 j9 e' hBrings More Women
! c( y. [( f! C4 y- E( g9 ]Broken Money Waster * i" ~9 \) d1 [& T n
Broke My Wallet / s4 W2 f( @6 s' _
Broken Monstrous Wonder 2 k( g3 M6 ~* }. S' i5 e7 P
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
# [5 C$ y7 h) M' N8 o+ }Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ' Q" h& g" [: k
Bavarian Manure Wagon ; k9 g6 ^6 P, R
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9 z$ T2 E: A! B/ Y7 B" g: @' BBUICK: ! }+ A6 R7 a* W6 P& g2 j7 @
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ; m" `$ A7 s, s9 A1 m
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King - ^7 C7 H* L, Z. u7 I X# ?
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R5 T- K5 U/ z4 Q2 E3 yCamaro:
: x& p$ @ M$ M* TCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? % e3 m6 g/ Z, K8 G
Can't America Make A Real One? u( U. G. g. B
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often $ X) N# T) h0 Y+ `+ G( s
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often $ t/ Q( O& |* D6 F
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CHEVROLET:
4 K+ w! X) k* ?Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips / @& m! M7 `. J& |4 M! Y9 l0 J
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 9 H3 c' H# ?+ z/ i2 t! \( r
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time $ o( C* L9 C9 [6 L
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
% V* c- m! g. l" `2 {0 iCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology / B- ~1 H6 U1 m, u
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DODGE:
8 L! [0 q( h7 o# v- rDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
+ N# g+ h! c; I+ g0 bDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ' i0 z2 a: R0 F' ?& z c
Dead Old Dog Going East ! S V3 L6 B" a8 `) ~4 S5 h
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
4 x( k3 H1 M/ O, j. O- LDead On Delivery, Go Easy
# `2 m/ X2 O1 S/ V0 kDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired : V- F+ Z) O# V$ E4 T
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
. G# T9 p) o- m4 X2 Y3 `/ TDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
) y! T7 ^% e. LDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 6 W0 s; D1 i* E' S3 g, B
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EDSEL: % ^4 H+ T" a1 b
Every Day Something Else Leaks 9 i5 l4 ~1 F# d( \
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs * [! Z8 a- w4 H+ h0 [! U
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FIAT: 8 w3 i$ z) {; M3 M8 E
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 3 X! l P- [0 t$ k- Q
Fix It Again, Tony ) D5 y+ H7 I( n* F) Q- o, L+ {
Fix It All the Time ( A. k: M; o; s& P5 T! a" H
Found In A Toilet - R! x$ S/ v9 G, j
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 2 U b% P7 Z7 w% h" ?
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FORD:
( Z/ K( @- s8 tFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
) W) S6 M$ n, }2 l; qFix Or Repair Daily
/ V2 e+ ^/ q, @8 n4 g+ w6 @4 VFound On Road Dead 8 j! A2 G n) @) B8 t9 p1 {. ^; l" R
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
: k- H" q6 I. U9 u% m- t$ mFirst On Race Day
* b/ | w! M3 {, @1 p& _First On Recall Day
7 v; Y* H. j# Y6 G" [& ?! vFabricated Of Refried Dung
) z9 v: F# a! tFails On Rainy Days 8 A/ u$ m; O' H" {
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
1 M2 Y( l" u1 T& zFatally Obese Redneck Driver
+ o: j4 r$ ^" jFault Of R&D 3 A- F6 B; u' ]1 Q) O
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 5 p, D8 M* W8 H0 ^
Fireball On Rear Denting , d4 y/ w2 A- a# j6 [4 ?
First On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 0 G$ ^5 d/ \* j# p5 i" c
Flipping Over Results in Death
! x; F* M1 z, b" s! i. w2 _8 y* CFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
+ E& A6 ? d. L8 DFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
, W t" d3 f$ TFoot On Road Decelerates 2 G5 w3 k9 B) I+ K8 h
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
" Z: u7 ?" y; A5 NFormed Of Rejected DNA + [0 |5 ]* B4 r! D. ~) u0 j
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
4 t& b2 f% T9 p( T2 b: A' A* [Forward Only; Reverse Defective ' H" I. u. ?% V1 z0 t1 e6 t
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin # H0 i$ F- M2 p% K
Fork Over Repair Dough
6 F$ B: o, }+ B5 [Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
2 c/ |% O. d* _6 j0 ?Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ; D0 ?6 D: C( I l
Free Or Reduced Drastically # y' L" c9 N# j# H
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
9 A @' K6 j y$ r+ }, YFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
2 j' G# ^! J# o, [& W* S% A7 xFunny Old Rattling Dump 2 `- y% K' q+ n* I) h6 D Y2 ?
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
( a1 E1 n" w8 \! }$ ]( cFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
- t; k6 G0 K+ w5 K. C; |Found Out-Right Dangerous
) |! A9 S7 `, ^" O% V* R0 {Future Of Racings Delight # M& N6 H8 n( [5 v1 B. u
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
6 [! u6 Y* P% w; c* f(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
: l- U1 b# P* @/ jLots To Do % X8 a: T4 b) U* k' C& ?8 M
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked / j4 f7 ?+ d' g- b
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GM: 0 U' N( S6 X& z8 y; r1 Y
General Maintenance 0 C0 H6 V! {6 P8 h
Great Mistake & I/ p( f2 z0 }2 s3 {5 C: y
Garbage Motors
- i& r4 ?5 e z+ R qGenerally Miserable 1 y. B3 M3 }: P% v2 D8 {
Grossly Misconceived
5 ^7 J' I- ?( Z. W, a+ oGluteus Maximus
- z3 b( I) e, [+ a) Q" W# sGood Money
3 s8 R) {% Q* h6 J9 ?9 H) y3 U! ^Goofy's Manufacturing " n4 ?2 p& |4 z" F; P
Gone Mental
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GMC: 1 l+ I7 }" n% P- A: n
Grief & Misery Combined 7 z g5 l/ v1 `0 ~: |
Garage Man's Companion
+ B9 m7 G: O1 @9 t! n1 p8 oGotta Mechanic Coming? % @- e$ u+ D, A, Q6 {1 S
Generally Mediocre Cars
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$ g8 i+ ]2 ~# Z2 ?* KGets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap . r8 a! T5 _. e. T% T' s
Great Mountain Climber
4 ~# B$ \! _/ Q; Y$ ~, U. ?Great Motor Car
9 p$ f1 N J6 F; pGod Made Chevy
. u, J- o; Z3 I2 g% D! y" NGood Moron Car 9 o6 F0 l$ }* r# R+ z; B
Got Mine Cheap : t6 p- ]2 `' k+ v3 G
Get My Checkbook ! G3 I3 z% D3 Q) J& R3 ^
Gone Mad Corp.
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; a$ F; F; H2 `2 S- {Gas, Tires, Oil - R% J3 h) ^' z) U$ x* {
Get Tools Out
% z, Q3 R8 S9 t9 [# w. kGet To Onramp . s0 k6 U! Q1 J# O- N& R- T$ U
Good To Own
+ ?' I1 W9 l2 N/ S1 s* ZGet The Others
, S6 k# F- ^) i1 I+ [Generally Trashed Out " q) ^ Z0 q; Z: U7 e7 K! B% H, G3 W
Good Time Out
# G4 }3 y5 n: q) i7 H3 kGone To Overdrive
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3 t3 L, J4 A7 k- `# q0 V0 KHONDA:
6 B4 p5 f( W- o# XHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything E3 R. Z- k0 b9 Y! K
Had One Never Did Again ; h3 p) ?! x E$ x0 X: y
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating ) E2 g' S! P- o+ P8 w+ z6 o
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ' W# h; {: h& O. q% h5 `' V, s
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
! A3 n: d, N. R; Q# _History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
r8 a9 J, T7 vHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
: ^7 {1 q6 M! [, XPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ) U, @; F3 z# M& d1 E
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; c9 E3 U$ P5 _% G- V( _) N+ [3 ^HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: / L# K5 r0 _9 ?8 t, `! P
Just Eats Every Part 8 F1 e4 ?, B' J# f
Just Empty Every Pocket ( o( ^$ y) I0 E2 W" m* b1 `
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
+ u/ O1 G* [: Z1 U% \Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
& b, B0 G4 I9 ^! a, H, x7 eJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 8 j% i: l- @7 z# b6 C
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Kick It Around 8 O) l; c: c* F3 h+ \0 d
Kick It Again
# J! W9 [! f8 H2 {. J9 uKilled In Action
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" C% @+ F! {/ |LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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# q$ o% }& o, c8 x6 b3 PMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG: 3 i6 h* j% n4 t1 |
Money Guzzler * U- S2 a5 Y5 d! Q p
Mostly Garaged
; {4 }: n" C) T1 m& HMajor Goof
* u: Q" i8 n7 p/ A$ g0 PMGB: Might Go Backwards
7 |0 O. Y4 r3 L5 PMGB: Might Go, But . . . 4 h- ^; j/ _7 q3 H* g0 A9 B2 C2 t6 b8 F2 K
MGB: Motor Going Bad
) Q) `- Y1 |0 i7 o* o' uMGF: Might Go Forward ! z0 Y8 W, D; c% b
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6 |( a! Y4 `) R, E) l3 tMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ! V5 C$ s# b8 n& c
4 P6 q& D& W) ~' f# H* ]MOPAR , W; I* q5 q" ]. Z0 }, @( N
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
( |/ ]6 i+ v: y, p. kMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously * v: G5 l& A; s9 n: @1 S
Most Often Passed At Races
( I( b* w; G5 w. t sMostly Old Parts And Rust
7 x9 R! P, V& K8 `- oMove Over People Are Racing
3 f% a9 u& S# T: f$ HMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly % ~& Q3 R% E6 y( \1 t
My Old Pig Ain't Running
8 q6 ^1 H- }# L9 ]8 q+ y8 fMy Only Problems Are Repairs # u! A) j* E8 s; K* w5 a. e
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
0 D3 V. {6 n: v j8 VMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: , x+ |& ^7 E7 A
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 8 X& z. A- b; W$ k, ?5 l+ T; X# N
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
7 B) s% m' r7 i1 p: |, j: lMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go : |8 {& ]/ {+ p8 J
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 6 x! q6 {. F" W* ?0 c* G
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OLDSMOBILE: ) ?# h# _! \6 [) j
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 4 v0 x2 t" ?6 A; a, y1 N1 g) i9 z
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ! t9 `6 ]' Y+ |7 A0 s8 B* s
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PINTO:
) v$ `) B% x# p2 t+ {' Q' A9 IPut In Nickel To Operate + ]0 R) v# k% X- r
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
4 B1 J5 Q( x7 h2 OPut In New Transmission Often , a, j. s: S2 L: c% j& G7 r+ H
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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" _/ X9 F: K$ ` r) YPONTIAC:
/ [% o$ h d! Z4 ~7 d3 Z; ~+ OPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
* V7 z7 r1 V/ cPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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: h5 O' r3 ~# J j5 J0 X: v1 X i! wPORSCHE:
M! Q& `# L6 G' u' ]) {Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything , `" A8 M. J5 s9 X) V0 M* H
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 7 `+ y* s/ C& ~- ]. D3 u" C
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SAAB:
; l3 e6 q: w* [& q `6 r/ q2 ]Send Another Automobile Back ' P; ^4 O" Z1 K; W W
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 7 P2 l& S' V4 ^9 P2 A x& f/ G
Sad Attempt At Beauty
! C: B# e# R) i2 t2 zSorry Auto, Always Broken
* T+ U I3 N9 L9 l+ r$ t% _Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ' e/ x3 f, H/ [/ Z) g
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TOYOTA: ) M/ |: B* t8 T' E+ e1 z7 u0 [8 k
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
- p5 d$ e2 F' zThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
$ z; @' n+ K; J5 uTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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/ R* m+ `* j& J5 ?TR: Tools Required & p9 M- K T X, Q# K
% E4 Y6 Q: W: ~% Y XVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object . G/ r& m3 T. }$ W6 m8 z$ p
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# u: L* o( Q; C9 ^& K( l8 ~' gVintage Wreck - f% E+ n( v$ M: ?3 T0 ]3 e) M
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