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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 9 Z3 T& y: ~" `" B J# J3 ~
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ACURA: 8 ?, M8 k. p! l# ^6 v$ w
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC:
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A Major Cost . S; ?8 e6 o, B" G' ]
A Mutated Car : p" H% {8 b9 M: @5 C+ P) Z
A Morons Car
! t( l# n3 f" y/ _5 k+ fAnother Major Catastrophe 0 b7 O4 O4 o0 Z8 L
A Man's Car & ^! v" K# b# ]8 g. [
A Miss Conception ( k; v2 P+ ?- |8 m" H' f
All Muscle Car
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Annoying Mechanics Constantly
2 N9 y, r( n- ~7 CAutomotive Mental Cruelty m; M9 c- j% G$ G
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AUDI:
% c: k3 j; J2 u, `3 Q, uAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
0 A: i( j* o! K( p2 [Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 9 c/ C# W. Y' A8 V% l3 Y9 h/ ?
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 9 {7 Q- v# U M8 A. @& T! ^
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
/ J c) A5 A" d; B+ ~* aAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence + e4 |8 A4 s2 I# q1 u; k+ F/ { c
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- O% n, i2 D$ w" C1 K% u9 V1 ]All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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& X. x1 D" T& f4 [" y3 ~1 SBMW:
' i) s* f1 I% R2 ~5 aBig Money Works
4 f( k, K/ ^+ ]3 d, r3 f0 ~* }Bought My Wife 1 c2 G" J& Z/ ]; m: y" c* Z
Brutal Money Waster
1 r% R C b, _. g, O8 q% jBreak My Window 0 F+ R& B9 `2 _7 J
Break My Windshield - a! m, x t/ }. I# T
Babbling Mechanical Wench ! h: V7 ], U( ]( e7 K
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 8 _5 y# U0 k: k D9 ]9 w
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 5 ?: s4 u4 U' n+ i
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder * ^! H+ n" h& F' x$ V8 K0 P! G# M
Barely Moving Wreck
: I$ J/ ^! o9 L" _+ X) p, SBig Money Waste
7 Z: K& ]% f8 O2 B* ~! S, NBig Money. Why? 6 Z1 _. [0 B) Z% y
Big Money Works % |, q1 H7 S$ U! S
Born Moderately Wealthy
4 ^/ V' f; A: cBreaks Most Wrenches * @, t' c" @) n. M! s/ s# E; i# y
Bring Many Wrenches
. X/ X) K% U) c) m l; F4 `( KBrings Me Women + Q! A" S e* R4 [' k
Brings More Women
! ~) o) }! J4 B5 J! q: BBroken Money Waster
& s. y" k" _, @2 cBroke My Wallet
% G/ _3 r9 p9 S. y5 a5 aBroken Monstrous Wonder
2 X6 c. f) \2 ]* O; PBumbling Mechanical Wretch
: [/ P k( k+ X; ^7 Q' rBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
) s0 T6 c' M, g7 QBavarian Manure Wagon
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1 v: A1 F* ?& cBUICK:
0 ^+ b- K5 y5 w2 \( dBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer # c% _! X2 P/ c% Q. E
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King t. y$ `6 a& r- p) w4 @) A
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" w# J, h1 G" D# D' GCamaro: + o3 a3 a1 T+ {3 v4 a. _
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 1 @7 |- ]* X) F
Can't America Make A Real One? 1 e/ x S6 I8 Z# l& O
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
- h3 |/ \9 Z7 HCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often - z4 k2 ~2 w' `! d2 [
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CHEVROLET: 1 A. X1 { [' {% y! u
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
2 h; }8 V# X/ x- |Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
: h/ c& a5 k# K/ \# }% OCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
6 m2 A4 b4 Q* ?+ gConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques # i$ G2 H- c6 G# V& T( x
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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8 A `( l Y7 e' \) r+ NDODGE:
8 }" v- e5 }( H* c, Y; ~Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
9 n# E6 [5 p Q% ~' GDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
) }- I7 B: W+ B+ R- z' SDead Old Dog Going East 7 e+ p0 v t8 W i; L
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires C$ q5 V/ q# q1 L2 x
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
3 o) R0 O/ F. c' k/ ?) N/ ~ mDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
! c9 f' y/ G5 PDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
; b! d- ?- J2 J2 T4 r5 w# tDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ; w. R* U8 ^: o f8 w6 E. q
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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0 x' `3 A3 f% H; b1 t' vEDSEL:
' l; q" K+ d5 `$ P1 X3 |# dEvery Day Something Else Leaks 1 ?8 I9 u. |2 Z Z1 l4 A4 y' L
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 0 L! o/ k' E4 I6 _+ D; q0 Y/ O
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
3 O+ K1 w3 e, g oFix It Again, Tony
) S( K( S( h& [4 NFix It All the Time
2 ]4 O% G: P: L$ [Found In A Toilet
& R4 B: W; Q8 v A. IFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation z: R$ R5 ^5 L
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FORD: 2 y+ @9 \# j4 h7 R( ~
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
7 R7 S" I4 P; c& d. H* a" J5 x9 ?8 XFix Or Repair Daily
% {. G l& G, E1 r+ [' w5 hFound On Road Dead
. G$ {/ N6 d. c& J: L& Q( n4 pFast Only Rolling Downhill " ?: F7 f r/ }! F
First On Race Day
" X% z/ X0 I" ]& uFirst On Recall Day ' H0 E2 J/ g( M' K
Fabricated Of Refried Dung $ m8 f" ~* y- L% x" w8 `& W% F
Fails On Rainy Days . T. o: `9 h5 p! C. f7 d
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream - c5 q2 W, _0 w. D
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver . \5 f' z7 q0 v' o7 f+ G1 q
Fault Of R&D
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Fireball On Rear Denting + U! a h) f+ s9 l# y0 ^
First On Road to Dump 2 Q* [6 X. n( M& [5 t: v; Z
First On Rust and Deterioration
4 D+ _- n3 _' b, l1 KFix Or Recycle Dilemma
, ]3 \. V4 ~1 ?; H, z$ cFlipping Over Results in Death * p; E2 n b- H n6 R8 ^* D
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
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Foot On Road Decelerates
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3 H7 p- z: \- M& [6 w r; u: ]Formed Of Rejected DNA
# a# g; R( |+ B3 \2 V* cForwarded Once; Return Denied
/ S" m* i( ]* lForward Only; Reverse Defective & ^; E& W( \. F( F5 c
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
! Z. n) {0 _ a- H9 V! }2 z/ WFork Over Repair Dough
( @2 y" Z; n9 Y4 pFouled Out Re-done Dodge
! Q7 X0 v) b( v# l% v# q( C4 nFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration & x r, r4 _+ r" A A/ _' t/ y& F
Free Or Reduced Drastically
' v b+ d9 T3 W, ^! R% x0 kFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 4 s4 p" y! x% c G* C3 `9 D
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 1 t/ Y; J' O; Q; v/ M
Funny Old Rattling Dump
6 @ s4 z8 p( A! i5 m5 u$ ~* kForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 7 L+ o4 o% r7 L3 x* D
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
; H# V2 @ P, _! DFound Out-Right Dangerous
9 a- m0 o9 Y, c, T0 H8 Y/ j' TFuture Of Racings Delight & q; ?; Q/ [7 P! [0 o0 D! ^4 D
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
4 Z9 w: v- G' W4 v(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ' @% _8 v+ @6 g
LTD: " q- }/ E+ p. W1 t
Lacks Total Dependability 0 t& l! ~5 s9 l' c H
Lots To Do
+ ?- w- P6 ^% fLooses Transmissions Daily
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. |: k: o) `$ r8 h: L7 o$ Q0 EGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
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) z1 X$ g' A1 ^Garbage Motors 0 M8 N, e: N, O1 }& ~* K* U' v- f
Generally Miserable
8 W c( |, \" W# K% H& \( g3 B; J$ ?Grossly Misconceived 9 A5 y+ s4 ?5 q1 _/ v
Gluteus Maximus
6 D+ `" x9 ^' a0 N8 \ eGood Money
) z+ }6 F6 ^& f$ [! Y( |Goofy's Manufacturing
: n; T D( i. |5 `% K* tGone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined
1 r {' P+ W, _; O/ D# _' hGarage Man's Companion
6 }" r2 p) S, G; y, W9 @2 [% }% @Gotta Mechanic Coming?
; s; {. I1 s! f: y! K! I+ I5 aGenerally Mediocre Cars
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* B( P( z2 M9 W8 R/ a' z7 ]. ~7 AGets Mechanics Crazy : ~1 e& ^8 ]4 `/ d3 P
Gods Mechanical Curse
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" H+ _0 ^( l. R9 G% [" rGreat Mountain Climber
& n+ t* S" F; d( f, r) D% I# tGreat Motor Car
2 h, p8 V, X# d: QGod Made Chevy
, |0 }. ?, G! Y% t) kGood Moron Car / s* c! h! ]& u" k! B
Got Mine Cheap
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Gone Mad Corp. ) X( A0 e' x8 d P3 B# `* I( ?
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GTO:
1 C7 e' F) l; B. m) p3 aGas, Tires, Oil
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Get To Onramp ! v W1 c$ M( S V
Good To Own 2 R, R( q& P5 X# \% m0 j3 \
Get The Others
3 R9 A3 Z* v( ]7 s qGenerally Trashed Out
5 d) l6 B7 u$ l/ p7 v( ]Good Time Out X* p$ y) R; {) t, n
Gone To Overdrive 0 E. _8 Z) _0 H# |5 S- g: X1 X7 e5 d
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6 H& @; Z9 I8 p% |* y+ HHONDA: ' C* J* p$ Y; D" o/ t$ I) L5 G- [
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything % w5 y9 }2 A' J, s2 e' k8 ?- l
Had One Never Did Again $ I- T* v' x: u* M$ n! ^6 F. d! ~1 P
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating . u$ C! n; J3 w7 i+ i% t
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
( _: G* w J, a: G' z0 n0 r) |1 KHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
8 B9 M4 b% m) pHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration ) `' f& b m3 ~
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
& ?2 [% Y8 o$ P( ^PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... + V$ D7 i( D3 l9 Z) r( R
X4 i- c+ O/ P3 WJEEP: 8 c: T% `0 z* G5 }
Just Eats Every Part ) u, a8 Q8 u$ x1 z; w: z
Just Empty Every Pocket - ?+ E! j: }5 n2 ~) c
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly & m; |. u2 v6 _' H7 P( K
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 5 `8 u r4 r- q. @
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts / S1 f; R9 w9 U3 }
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KIA:
9 ^* ]% t: X7 l3 @! r% D+ zKick It Around
6 h! l# i3 _9 kKick It Again 6 I& {7 J. Y0 m P
Killed In Action 2 _. d4 @1 V! k6 g/ h4 k
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: J- X! y3 S6 u! D4 R) i. gLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 4 M6 y; e8 w9 t4 k- r$ q. t8 ?$ |
1 u0 f! t1 \7 _4 VMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 5 ?$ e" h# o" |7 b1 s" t
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Money Guzzler i8 _1 l9 V' D- \4 G2 D U
Mostly Garaged 7 |% z9 z8 U6 N- J2 [4 ]9 k( h
Major Goof
8 X3 Z5 [! m# E T+ LMGB: Might Go Backwards 7 t9 R/ T6 t5 Z: w
MGB: Might Go, But . . . $ T$ \( l2 F3 e* u
MGB: Motor Going Bad
! g4 Q; r. y+ r; ?4 @9 t( ZMGF: Might Go Forward + y( R0 K4 g" H2 k- T
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ; E- }# q, t# d: f3 g$ N# j
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MOPAR - Y4 i7 X% P! @# z% M
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
& z( _- Q8 {6 }Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously & J4 x/ F* w- g7 U2 e
Most Often Passed At Races , n9 i N3 ]9 J2 H7 k- {4 S4 h+ a
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
, f' f& W# z: R9 s& Y5 k5 ^0 qMove Over People Are Racing
+ Y6 z9 Z0 I" |- t% _Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * q) r4 k5 i# n R2 N- }8 S
My Old Pig Ain't Running 9 X$ j. A. D4 h3 P4 X! s( H
My Only Problems Are Repairs
( i6 e) T5 A( Y z' NMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
1 [& I$ B3 ~& e) lMore Often Parts Are Replaced ( o- g% l* o* O8 |; q* v3 r
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! J% A. h9 [9 W; Z6 iMUSTANG: ( k- n3 k2 h- I- D( u3 h
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ) A: j, r8 u3 s
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go & j% L q3 Q: q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 2 U0 \' m2 Y" K+ [/ h, E/ X9 o
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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/ C9 N# B, G. S" B1 h; y6 S* aOLDSMOBILE: 1 A; @ [( } h! u) n
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday * ]/ R U8 [# n$ P$ `+ X
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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1 l5 C. [9 }3 L& _Put In Nickel To Operate 3 N+ Q( `9 a ]7 i+ H o
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ! W- }0 |" L1 W! l/ m4 L3 r
Put In New Transmission Often 1 M C8 X; `: I5 ^) |4 o
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 1 E# K0 x: i! [* X# q9 Y, K
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PONTIAC:
* R& V1 d( a5 U2 c$ J( A* YPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 0 C+ N) u4 z0 G, j7 J; y
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 1 [0 d' ]- k9 e" i" L! C; A$ X
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PORSCHE: , {6 K+ y! [ J. c* T" ~2 Z
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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SAAB:
+ @% r8 k8 ^, ^3 Y& PSend Another Automobile Back
6 ^- P8 r+ n* t$ Z7 K2 r+ lSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown % B$ B) {' G; e) B* u
Sad Attempt At Beauty 0 [/ X! T4 a4 }$ a8 e
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 2 W5 n6 I- ~0 E, a& G
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards ' ^& ?$ x) `2 s) V
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 4 [2 x t3 O& n
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 0 o! P/ {1 d3 `, _* q
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 8 B, d7 M( i6 C4 D, w+ a
The One You Ought To Avoid & Z6 m1 f S, d% j
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; K& v% G1 U* g6 W* GTRIUMPH:
$ m z H; k/ R$ XThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
0 R5 [( w5 y: XTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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@- Y' x+ Z/ w' G. D( STR: Tools Required $ t9 P3 }7 B6 c/ k4 K5 z# |; z4 i
h) P5 f$ o q& E- P7 K0 QVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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& O6 G3 p3 Q4 ?: d9 _* E" TVintage Wreck
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