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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
) p4 V: K' j* `6 r' IAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
( H0 j: H" o* uAsia's Curse Upon Rural America : b% [+ f& I* b- ?; C
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All Makes Combined + @( F C& c$ h1 Q/ O0 f
A Major Cost 9 h" D6 K$ r: Z; ~9 ^; u* S
A Mutated Car
0 j7 ~3 D5 k' l3 l% h+ {' \A Morons Car 8 h, M# y* T) K
Another Major Catastrophe
( n5 F9 Z2 D6 v( M* r0 pA Man's Car
W* `& j0 f3 u, J# M5 ?/ t6 E6 A6 r0 yA Miss Conception 4 u* ?: Q8 F* V$ x& N! V9 a* _: x9 P
All Muscle Car
0 L. N, _9 @. E+ j+ Q; sAll Most Car
- g, M. k. t7 j: u/ W4 xAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 9 i& Z7 `% j* ]% p
Automotive Mental Cruelty + O& E$ i+ n, M5 J/ _
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AUDI:
g7 b3 m3 O8 _& e: wAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 1 ?4 ~2 ?& y& K( L( {. L
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
1 C3 d) L9 D) a; U& IAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
6 Y8 z$ G7 I' @" @Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
8 u& e9 b8 q# _Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
+ a$ y$ {7 }4 A/ wAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ; F/ L, I' V/ `
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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3 ~0 o5 m r" ]% ]# i* |BMW:
1 F5 }% D! W0 `' uBig Money Works
$ q/ h, ~, }* T5 E, T; DBought My Wife
- j0 N' j) E5 v5 ZBrutal Money Waster
& T4 N7 ?! y2 K8 pBreak My Window ; L! U; Y/ U: t' @5 z
Break My Windshield
! y; D& ?6 g' T0 t8 RBabbling Mechanical Wench
* T! l! h4 ^( [( G+ vBeastly Monstrous Wonder
2 F% D# u2 z5 T+ R9 ^ _3 o' FBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels , v E: k* `5 b8 ?5 i- ]5 W: }
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
0 q, K, j8 S+ zBarely Moving Wreck
$ j& u i, Z9 d% e8 f+ BBig Money Waste
}2 b0 ~# q1 M" C, a, D& H! sBig Money. Why? ( S0 m$ o- O9 q# B1 H& S- y
Big Money Works
5 y- R, H# d& K/ E" {& B7 X$ ~Born Moderately Wealthy # i) ?- X/ x9 A7 e! Q5 |
Breaks Most Wrenches
3 O$ Y3 `0 y9 y3 U+ YBring Many Wrenches $ l J6 C; c( r/ y/ M+ H
Brings Me Women
' M2 f- |' Z5 ~Brings More Women ' k5 B$ X. z/ A5 i
Broken Money Waster 4 \& W6 j" @' {: p* e4 _% h9 |5 [
Broke My Wallet + m6 ~! y# H8 M) q4 l
Broken Monstrous Wonder
4 M5 Y! }4 N: vBumbling Mechanical Wretch 1 y* u7 x$ K& {2 N4 a* M) V# N
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck - w. f1 N1 ]1 P& A- |# [" i
Bavarian Manure Wagon % Z* L& O5 w4 s( G! B3 ^' l$ B# W
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2 v6 q. h, j0 u7 _BUICK: + L e; t$ U5 @
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
! o/ F" {' W/ n/ }4 B- YBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King " ^" O; @8 K# K% J1 N1 `
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Camaro: + u. R9 U b8 G* N3 ?1 \: g8 I
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
/ `7 C( K" y3 P# Y; ACan't America Make A Real One? 4 N6 M* _9 N/ n. ]7 E2 S% I/ R
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
B% I1 v3 ?; H* U+ ~7 W5 l8 }1 m# ZCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often . Y: w+ ^+ x+ o
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CHEVROLET:
) n1 ]( g/ Y* f' C; tCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
% k- S2 v" w! i) {6 w6 qCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
5 y7 R+ f9 n+ e4 X- V# iCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time c, a+ Z) Y' l# E
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 9 f2 v+ g' W: {# w
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology + z* g5 T V e g# c
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DODGE: 2 w. D% R; L* |* S* D
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere - Z, W6 K# |8 u |
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 0 R) V8 F6 K" ?: I
Dead Old Dog Going East
! g0 r& t& E( d& ADead On Day Guarantee Expires
9 u; h& p/ o2 O2 U xDead On Delivery, Go Easy 9 G# U! K4 \+ ], n1 B: u
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
4 S A$ q) m; D3 GDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
) _. w; q0 L0 S1 K- EDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 6 c+ J8 U2 x5 k: |& {9 }7 M
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Every Day Something Else Leaks - ~# o7 ^; m) A6 c! `9 n. x# m
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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! r4 U5 A. A3 ZFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
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Fix It All the Time + i: O; w/ a) F8 j8 u; C( {0 q
Found In A Toilet 5 k. J4 \: G S+ c# c: {
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 6 H6 J$ T: R- l Y' e! S8 O
2 C- v/ L1 N* P- A* B; O. xFORD:
" B. d" M) K: U4 V6 j1 ]3 o+ ]Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
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Found On Road Dead
8 [2 p6 t1 a; {2 V+ _+ kFast Only Rolling Downhill
; v# `! A9 Q$ j3 JFirst On Race Day ! o/ J7 r2 M' X4 j; t& G
First On Recall Day
7 f* }" Y& ]* ~( K0 z7 Z& ]Fabricated Of Refried Dung
2 i6 C4 S7 U( c) D2 k; d' xFails On Rainy Days
& D1 H. b, u$ H" [ W. E) yFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
2 S9 T" I1 |# ^, dFatally Obese Redneck Driver 7 k! ?8 D% v# s' q
Fault Of R&D
0 g, C7 p0 w! z) a" M7 K: gFinally Obsolete Racing Device $ o$ n! l `0 {$ x8 t7 J& o
Fireball On Rear Denting : L# r/ B- R, J; @ I- B3 M
First On Road to Dump 8 V8 F4 ^# O N' t: l2 w( X- G
First On Rust and Deterioration $ V1 C# D& e# M; m) v, B/ n. m
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* H$ l2 F4 c8 |! b/ T1 YFlipping Over Results in Death 3 [; T/ L3 S3 M3 P1 D$ q
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
; p" @' j9 x6 c6 a" V* \Follow Our Rusty Dogsled $ [! |2 d* l! Y( s0 `5 J6 f
Foot On Road Decelerates
: o( x l( Q6 B+ U2 EForced On Reluctant Drivers
, F9 g1 s5 b5 n6 o _$ k" jFormed Of Rejected DNA + y2 I# w9 L! N
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 7 Q/ R! |2 K! X& T7 {
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
& b0 R' J* j+ C. A* O7 A# K4 PForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
; r0 j; J f8 s( x- E% |Fork Over Repair Dough
3 e7 s" G1 `1 y1 B' vFouled Out Re-done Dodge
Y7 C9 e4 R; x* r& q+ CFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration . L0 i3 E \! u4 E
Free Or Reduced Drastically 8 S! D5 ?' L1 i1 {
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
! C G M \( V4 c. O* OFumes and Odors Readily Detectable ; |2 \4 K& O1 ]
Funny Old Rattling Dump
9 p$ k. G& e6 QForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous " E# _6 W5 q% X6 f: f
Future Of Racings Delight ' b' x9 W! O$ R
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
# M G! E; t W(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 3 G! ]8 I7 g( S
LTD: * Z4 F- u# d, I
Lacks Total Dependability
) e- K. ?$ V! U; n* lLots To Do $ W$ K( U# a1 m$ Y* ]' c+ i
Looses Transmissions Daily
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8 v: z' p' v6 y/ n5 \# G! f8 wGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 6 K* o" m- b1 F4 V, ~5 N
General Maintenance ( L3 w) E3 Y! q% y
Great Mistake - A4 o. G1 `$ J: b& W
Garbage Motors
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Grossly Misconceived 6 G9 e+ f* ]$ N" J; y
Gluteus Maximus / i0 J. o+ y' o2 f8 Y4 ~
Good Money % T' K7 ?3 H2 K8 `4 g
Goofy's Manufacturing
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Grief & Misery Combined
+ j0 J% A w1 v2 Y* \+ ?! _Garage Man's Companion
8 }& z( u$ v. wGotta Mechanic Coming? ' S5 z& D7 t* ]6 H
Generally Mediocre Cars + S9 y) y* P# k
Get More Chicks 7 D* S& E& u H4 R& Y+ n) v
Gets Mechanics Crazy " Z8 A( |0 w! e5 t
Gods Mechanical Curse
3 {! I" [* I1 @5 w0 QGot More Crap ) A2 o- ?; c9 o) x* K0 q. `2 D
Great Mountain Climber
+ O2 `" \7 I0 kGreat Motor Car
$ k7 e' V+ l% @' S; mGod Made Chevy
7 C8 m2 Q4 ^- `3 M( |3 g3 OGood Moron Car $ y) [/ W9 Y% c
Got Mine Cheap
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Gone Mad Corp. * o& H' e4 j! _3 D
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Gas, Tires, Oil " e; p& u k% x0 Y0 v
Get Tools Out
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Good To Own 7 E. o* W9 [/ V* R/ u1 g# K
Get The Others
. P9 T( s+ u/ C: P; `% fGenerally Trashed Out
' B k) Q, E# V$ Z/ N9 a# KGood Time Out
9 J7 p9 {5 }& u7 _ uGone To Overdrive
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, z8 Q8 Y# R) ]6 ?: vHONDA:
5 @' I, A8 b9 _! |Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
0 d9 V/ g, H" `1 {2 {Had One Never Did Again
; ^0 j& \. e5 i7 J5 R3 \/ B3 M( HHang On, Not Done Accelerating
( m* v6 ~1 @, n8 } cHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
$ p9 H }2 o+ s) d+ q! GHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
2 w6 m4 h6 |6 j& a- mHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
/ g6 q9 G$ N- c: N0 ]* A* X9 v5 AHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
, E6 n0 R2 |8 Q$ q8 h5 ~PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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* l# J) y: Y7 g; _. x' _HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... V' N: R+ m, ^( g
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JEEP: $ T4 y0 `2 ^# \
Just Eats Every Part ; A$ o9 }8 T) K/ s9 S
Just Empty Every Pocket
" x& ]8 ]% F& y8 u6 j) }* ~5 X" |Junk Engineering Executed Poorly P6 I" ?! i. H" L- y2 J( G
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes J) ~: a8 \; I; o% ]/ V
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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) g) }# k$ `6 c* a( v- \0 V( bKick It Around 1 c7 G7 M, p2 n0 O1 ]6 z
Kick It Again
9 j. b1 Y/ I# R# R) P( NKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious & I5 v* o7 b, e4 h5 ~
/ g0 o3 v/ m2 l5 R6 O( TMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
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Mostly Garaged + S9 k0 ~. p+ B; Y% f! U
Major Goof 0 j; m4 T/ @; T$ L- g
MGB: Might Go Backwards
' o; Y' s2 N' UMGB: Might Go, But . . . 5 r6 ?& `( q- e1 c- c$ ~, E/ o I
MGB: Motor Going Bad
L5 ?2 d6 H, B! ?8 c8 ~MGF: Might Go Forward 9 a2 t& T7 h$ Z# j0 ]% q T
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate $ i, r X' R1 L2 x& D+ I
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MOPAR 6 P1 G7 w, }4 x2 q" t' ?& P* b4 j
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
( R+ i5 i2 m" nMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously : k: _1 N" h' Z" S2 {: u
Most Often Passed At Races
4 q0 ^# ~4 u& h; f8 |" w5 v! UMostly Old Parts And Rust
+ D* t& R* Q. s( a6 x8 LMove Over People Are Racing
1 v9 Q7 g& T% m, UMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly & G2 V8 e$ B# ]$ `
My Old Pig Ain't Running * D" y* e) z/ [$ A! g, o. o
My Only Problems Are Repairs 5 h9 n/ o( o8 E# S$ Z2 r w
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
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MUSTANG: . S V2 z2 [) K" g2 T) i4 S
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 3 K4 u5 ?( o3 N0 u$ g
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 5 O- u) r" y9 d8 L, z
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
3 }4 J |5 F) {4 \6 pMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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6 w( J5 C8 S* R* v" n6 D2 n% nOLDSMOBILE:
' e( w# L% r lOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 1 m% G& L3 E5 _$ |
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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# f5 Q6 \5 D. ~/ |Put In Nickel To Operate ; w8 O, J. ^# x( j' X
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
* q' _$ k* |$ }' GPut In New Transmission Often q" R x5 l! v' \: O& i5 h/ h) i
Pushed In Neutral Too Often . {7 l8 x! w7 r" A2 e6 s W% K
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3 G3 l# x. F& v' c2 W1 _* QPONTIAC:
u8 m; \7 D# Y# y3 B' P# VPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car , Q9 d4 u X( y2 B6 H) W7 D
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac & c% g/ P7 Q2 ^5 m! r, I
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4 U* Z A, w5 T6 o% z$ O2 lProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything / m, S4 {% B! i& q x9 Z3 r1 t
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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& Y) K& Q5 y& ~( tSend Another Automobile Back
+ s. G1 |6 D5 M3 p6 Y- |5 MSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 2 ^9 M" ]5 `' P, X- l6 A3 p
Sad Attempt At Beauty / e. U: {, r6 @$ b
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
# r0 }- O* d- o3 E zShape Appears Ass-Backwards # ^* e- }+ Z% Q) c! m# B% O
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" G8 {; L# U& k: B |& D: f0 {SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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& ^6 r. K5 n/ \/ l; Y/ N/ a' x2 D! fTOYOTA: # [1 j% q& e- S; p3 K) p, T
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ' A' o) [+ N! j0 T
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass + E6 X& @1 E6 u
The One You Ought To Avoid [2 Y0 ^- O; Y) N7 ^: m1 B
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TRIUMPH: 0 q1 D! X+ R/ \! {' o- H3 o
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! & o8 W2 J N4 X8 ?2 B
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 2 W9 V* T9 N) f5 q: Z7 D
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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