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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 0 J* |: [5 y3 s: W# G
- f6 X) B9 ^% C+ j, b* LACURA: ; ]; l7 A" t* d# X0 t* g
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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All Makes Combined 9 g$ M- t% \8 u: _; M
A Major Cost ; M% \7 d3 `8 O' X- ?0 j
A Mutated Car
, u6 t1 b. A# \8 u+ DA Morons Car
; {) l, ~4 v& g, t/ LAnother Major Catastrophe 7 s* z# f7 P- ^
A Man's Car . r9 k& L% O/ M3 M" n+ H
A Miss Conception 4 F2 ~7 X1 L8 f" m$ f1 |
All Muscle Car 8 K1 U. M- \( m5 y8 Y( ]
All Most Car
) p0 r5 J- R: q. ~% B7 }, J$ o2 CAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
8 Q, }- K) Q( @9 P/ cAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
9 C, Y( S5 i% D) |Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 0 d, n% H2 `( V7 D
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
# _+ L5 u& C8 G8 P- |2 CAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
* y" H) q0 { J9 m+ w. XAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ) k) G4 F3 c0 S, y2 J2 c
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence , [+ d* {- l8 o2 Q
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 7 H$ H* l+ a8 _, r3 J8 y' `' X2 ^" a
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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1 J F) j- s# T1 bBMW: " Q' |" F8 I' J
Big Money Works
$ z0 o0 b! c) V; H0 D- H3 oBought My Wife
1 M0 g3 \8 J+ Q2 ^Brutal Money Waster ! Z* e- N6 p) y- y. c6 z
Break My Window
% S- a/ ~7 W e! M0 O8 dBreak My Windshield
, d8 i9 I! H1 O2 q: ~Babbling Mechanical Wench
1 ^& I9 R. n- e/ Q, u1 y+ nBeastly Monstrous Wonder . E2 [; S: P4 _" g; l; n) ]7 g
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
* c6 _" I, I- f# r! F8 ABeautiful Mechanical Wonder * {# @- R2 I G5 k
Barely Moving Wreck
! t3 r4 u7 Q7 D/ U0 T3 N4 W% ?! ~Big Money Waste - E+ ?1 {% Y: j: ~, E
Big Money. Why?
" g! {* Z' u/ n' \& F+ jBig Money Works
; | `. B2 h& IBorn Moderately Wealthy
- F3 z5 y4 C8 V8 w+ T I# }Breaks Most Wrenches
! n3 W3 `/ X+ D9 g- jBring Many Wrenches 2 Z; i% R* {% s' U( \9 V7 n+ k5 ]' U
Brings Me Women
8 }8 l3 S# { F4 mBrings More Women
* ]: }8 t0 S, D# o) R, W6 T. VBroken Money Waster - t% ~) }; Y- m+ k
Broke My Wallet
, p, s' a- L9 C q. }Broken Monstrous Wonder
8 I" g: l9 k7 N- a% m9 T) YBumbling Mechanical Wretch % n0 t `3 D3 H- ~2 C
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
4 w X, |/ W# S2 pBavarian Manure Wagon ; b# S1 G1 E2 {* M' v1 H7 t
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BUICK: + D, {0 C7 p1 t
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ! x* P4 i1 {" l' E9 V- v
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 0 a' l* K$ a, W. P* ?8 T
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4 w R* S) Y8 D: u, _+ qCamaro:
& T4 A8 Q! ?( h% m& u/ wCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
5 A, F& g+ G+ bCan't America Make A Real One? 8 S: Z0 @) X& f- A& O _7 j5 w; E
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
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4 c# S5 k* H6 J; sCHEVROLET: 0 c$ M, ^/ _% R1 Y3 h! F, J
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
) G( s$ V( V% r( ~7 I* KCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
" J8 `! \2 b8 J3 C1 qCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time . U$ [; g* d6 Z2 u( V
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
; h8 @; t0 q0 Q( T8 W U& tCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ! q0 j v0 Y3 g) B% g3 Y6 i
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DODGE:
3 G5 B. P- f+ e" L+ hDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ) Y: R& [+ z" r5 i2 K* ?! t( T
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater / u% k) i( A M @4 P
Dead Old Dog Going East # A9 h# c4 M$ ^% N8 W0 P7 |5 x5 Y
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
$ U- m f0 W% A0 d) U( F5 M! R, k7 Z# tDead On Delivery, Go Easy
; \. }( r! r9 g6 G) oDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
0 F; i K0 C/ e9 n7 I1 @Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
* ^7 I, T" T) A+ w9 TDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
3 ^9 o1 \$ V. A2 b3 X6 JDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ! n) Y" ^( I, h! ^ R- s3 s
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- V1 {6 \) n' |0 B. @0 }) F0 o- B& WEDSEL:
# r: Z5 i" l9 e8 R- T0 m) n% JEvery Day Something Else Leaks
6 g. _0 ~* F8 \Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 1 P/ i3 h8 X! k
* Y& I) u9 ^1 S- C% kFIAT: & r7 A) [$ B0 p" k; B
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
5 f" ?2 s" i+ U$ W, J' v ^Fix It Again, Tony 8 m7 F- q: T" E( R9 x
Fix It All the Time $ G( F! o ~6 l6 f' ^! n
Found In A Toilet 9 t8 Z0 y( P( w R( j, ^ L
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 5 S: s1 B! I. J( v }' ]/ c
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FORD:
* s) ]5 n( `' a5 l) ]: r: c4 F- jFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge & P( t* j, z$ f8 W* ^
Fix Or Repair Daily & O& n) k; f& m/ }0 Y" `5 z7 z8 I/ i5 A
Found On Road Dead # m( U% d8 F& t
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
+ `3 K; D5 i/ x) JFirst On Race Day
9 W& ~: r, E& SFirst On Recall Day $ R0 o% m! Y* n, e3 K9 d" T
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
2 r8 `, f/ ^9 \Fails On Rainy Days
$ s3 b r4 d3 I' t( d1 hFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
8 J. V( z8 D* N; H! x! {Fatally Obese Redneck Driver # k) r6 f K/ d6 E
Fault Of R&D ) p& P( N( L, h8 i
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
2 U5 o" l/ O3 `Fireball On Rear Denting 3 G0 P3 _8 C; W. D0 x
First On Road to Dump & D1 \% w8 V. A
First On Rust and Deterioration / V3 t$ P5 B) a. e1 ~
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 9 F: S- B4 `2 [5 y2 S" _
Flipping Over Results in Death
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Follow Our Rusty Dogsled . J9 }6 e# ?* K4 Y& e6 y: N
Foot On Road Decelerates
7 ~' ~; o" v& p' M4 r! @1 x5 F4 P; WForced On Reluctant Drivers
3 H7 |$ H, J2 t/ E- z& rFormed Of Rejected DNA
& w& l2 o% W$ g, M( BForwarded Once; Return Denied . u3 T" @ `0 B0 G; b
Forward Only; Reverse Defective ; Y$ O1 w" a6 G
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
+ P2 g' s3 J* {5 L. l, M' T4 xFork Over Repair Dough 1 ?4 Y$ J* m4 n$ l! l+ _
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
3 c$ t) ]- k0 c( QFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
0 f, T1 W8 G1 u X: |4 f; [Free Or Reduced Drastically
3 G# K& P5 `4 O# E+ `: \Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
$ k, K! O! a. m6 lFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
. |- z! Y1 |2 I8 j- h+ S" T- E; EFunny Old Rattling Dump
& o9 ~' n) X$ ?% l1 Q/ X% PForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) . I& {# D5 X) R
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA + C" M3 r& Q( O' H* e
Found Out-Right Dangerous 4 O( d9 o( n1 z# ? x/ i
Future Of Racings Delight 2 ~; B: i: M4 P" H
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
, k5 c* c5 _$ i(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 2 I/ @3 G) T) V7 O, |; \" g2 G. a
LTD:
1 u) N1 m t+ U6 }- ILacks Total Dependability 0 M( g9 g, @. N% R/ S
Lots To Do " m3 _: p, P" |0 c
Looses Transmissions Daily
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( ?, J7 K) m" {( YGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked & X/ {! t7 @9 i+ {! U7 f$ e) M
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General Maintenance + I9 x% t7 e/ h1 q
Great Mistake
6 x. y, J6 d/ w: b4 }+ Y) OGarbage Motors
# r* Z3 ]& F' Z$ g4 @' ^Generally Miserable
# h7 e& ]' j- N2 QGrossly Misconceived 8 w( K3 D0 O: h6 b6 {
Gluteus Maximus
* ?* H" h T9 y7 hGood Money
4 T: _ v( Z7 o4 w5 a: N+ e5 xGoofy's Manufacturing
9 }4 q2 V5 t& X$ W; RGone Mental
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, D q1 }- x6 t, D8 E$ l' `- h" ]1 QGMC: " \; r; c# p7 y" Z9 D1 H' R5 v
Grief & Misery Combined
+ R5 K! T* @- \6 j) `" x! |Garage Man's Companion
# ~( V/ S1 D" |8 Y7 Y! m! E$ g4 xGotta Mechanic Coming? % y, e( j3 Y$ k9 i/ p
Generally Mediocre Cars
, @% \' V$ d3 N1 M; EGet More Chicks
+ i' B9 h) I* J' Z6 ~Gets Mechanics Crazy % \$ `8 v' A/ [% S: F
Gods Mechanical Curse . y6 b3 e, ~- g b: T1 I4 z
Got More Crap . ]. K* f4 ^. M8 p4 \8 W$ x8 i2 Y
Great Mountain Climber 2 X o- }; L" ?* H3 b
Great Motor Car
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Good Moron Car ; I- ]4 p9 l: Z7 l" j
Got Mine Cheap
' Y: ?! d- [7 gGet My Checkbook # c7 J3 {2 A! h/ E Q7 {+ q% ^
Gone Mad Corp. / Q$ \( {7 G( Q5 l% C' ]
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GTO:
& U- z* U7 c: S3 w% {4 OGas, Tires, Oil ( @. i0 A' C% b5 b
Get Tools Out , J2 W$ A( H Y& E @ B. ?
Get To Onramp
3 _( b; r& I4 t& @- v) h4 OGood To Own
$ P0 u; I0 i6 Y2 m+ b0 JGet The Others : N2 |' i7 S' t; H" P
Generally Trashed Out
" z( E, @9 r$ j9 E, k/ m( \: {* QGood Time Out ( L% {2 t, s' r, f
Gone To Overdrive
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6 w( A) e/ D# n% |) gHONDA: ) L8 R' [4 t3 l* |0 S& p. b
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ' u8 i/ H3 }" |% n1 f5 b
Had One Never Did Again + l! N8 F( f O0 c
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating : Z5 S. D4 N. H" |) ^4 i
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
( F2 y$ B- b& ~/ QHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
$ E8 ~7 t. s( }: ~* fHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 1 s7 T5 A e8 P3 |' z1 U; |
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
8 I9 H; R) Q, NPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes : W7 }+ V$ U9 N
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# ?) X; M: e8 D0 m5 {% xHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: 4 J" l t( z) {/ h0 R; I
Just Eats Every Part
- ?& Z8 d$ W9 e w% yJust Empty Every Pocket
( M5 l2 Q7 N* c9 O/ _; }Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
0 I$ v; \+ h/ m$ v" pJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
; I: i# f+ s. iJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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/ y( g8 o! M8 [1 |8 f$ dKick It Around
- d7 C6 d( i# Y4 ]& c" p* AKick It Again
9 `3 ^2 H2 y" K4 P7 ^; T5 f! w0 JKilled In Action
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. _( W( ^ C8 tLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ! r k9 a. s$ |- Z1 ?% D# L& K
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Money Guzzler / R( [$ H8 |" u0 q0 B+ [7 c
Mostly Garaged ' G; V% j7 j4 ], m
Major Goof
5 u! T5 D+ g% V- e: v* q0 x$ qMGB: Might Go Backwards
5 U$ L" _' [2 \: q6 D. N. a& mMGB: Might Go, But . . .
% Y g6 l( b3 S& Y0 g& \MGB: Motor Going Bad ) c# j+ ~/ |- N$ {8 @: o! W
MGF: Might Go Forward
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6 x3 \2 n3 r7 ^1 c. I4 x. a; ~) wMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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3 Q! y- A/ ~9 {+ z S# L% eMOPAR
' |. v; g4 l9 f7 ?# m$ C4 ]Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / D+ f! B0 ~/ i. i; ?2 d2 b0 M% z
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ' L: t! L( o% j, ^& K
Most Often Passed At Races
- E) H4 x# v7 l+ ^( r. j* [/ O YMostly Old Parts And Rust ( o% a/ c# ?* ~, @. p
Move Over People Are Racing . Q" Y, j- y9 y
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 7 u) g% F0 U1 j3 p- ?
My Old Pig Ain't Running
* \, D2 J6 M6 i! _4 |' X. ?3 nMy Only Problems Are Repairs
: g* f- u5 ]7 a7 L. @ g/ T# KMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
. P( n7 a g. J% X% u9 ^More Often Parts Are Replaced
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5 W& i5 P, P! o8 _- b; _ dMUSTANG: " [1 A$ i& L8 \* B: g
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ( H, S6 p( {' u5 E
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
$ o& F k, Y4 j, F# t, MMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
`2 b$ ^2 D7 Q dMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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& O O# x* L$ }2 B A$ M- _. C. ]OLDSMOBILE: 6 W% g, D& K6 [' u( m' H, ?) C
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday % p: O; w( W6 y- C
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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2 t+ C- n# G8 e$ F. ?, gPINTO: + U0 c$ [' p; S7 \" R( ^
Put In Nickel To Operate $ D$ c$ V6 w+ X% o5 q
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
/ h. B# c. h: g# k; oPut In New Transmission Often * n' ]6 t' h7 h
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
0 j4 _/ N# C' }6 k9 CPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
2 m+ N) W5 C y( v3 a/ ^Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: 0 f) u# p1 ?$ Y2 e
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 4 G9 o7 G4 ?6 u' [* b1 A
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
& l! I9 b1 v% Z; d2 T& GSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 |5 J3 D M x, P* j" LSad Attempt At Beauty
- A' I) l: \3 M& g! `8 y/ U' ~; dSorry Auto, Always Broken 6 K4 G! D% j4 ?) S/ K) B7 j0 i
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards ; Q( v% a, H8 y* H5 x9 C
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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9 J ], \0 [! b) A0 w2 z5 o; RTOYOTA:
& Q& G1 `# P# {* nToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
. F" E' _9 X: u9 f7 L' Y5 RTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
* r* l% \/ a( p& I7 b8 @6 ~The One You Ought To Avoid ! `1 [0 t1 Z7 M* W6 r# P; t
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# j y) Y, O _/ s; TTRIUMPH:
3 ?5 o" {$ C8 ^( \2 ~1 pThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ; _' n/ \) R1 o* D* y$ |1 g( H' d' _
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 8 x! ~& @# F* p/ p6 M4 `
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TR: Tools Required $ B, R) v% R& |$ |7 Q% r3 s
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object : u- w! |4 K' }9 z O
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) k) l. T3 O. b3 n0 AVintage Wreck
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