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$ u: c) N7 }; ]4 xACURA: * T- E( v+ a0 T& l3 P L& }
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
9 f: A/ }& \ a' F( p7 Q7 X2 ]) gAsia's Curse Upon Rural America " L5 d1 A: k( q
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4 ?' L! [! @0 A) ^0 t5 i2 EAMC:
/ d6 v, K2 E5 [1 OAll Makes Combined # r! ^' z+ A5 ~
A Major Cost
7 t4 D# z# h$ p' ]' O6 B8 IA Mutated Car
5 _$ i! }. S" U1 DA Morons Car # M, R d* h+ C$ l$ g }( d* n
Another Major Catastrophe
0 p& P% E6 k) T! Y% [7 v* {& e" cA Man's Car # F5 L5 F0 Z0 ^+ v7 w0 `
A Miss Conception
' {* S# I9 Q' K6 ?( v% c' _' h# DAll Muscle Car
- t8 P2 ]4 {- ?! V+ x9 fAll Most Car & R; R5 o- r% h6 i( P
Annoying Mechanics Constantly " z; T* p* d! n5 `
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
+ w$ z! u1 ~. q3 xAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 3 V( S2 b( B0 A- |+ J
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
! }1 j( F2 ~+ F; t' Z! I9 dAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention & o; Z4 @' P$ B0 \7 g) Q
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence * c8 u+ V; X+ g9 W( l+ B
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
" J o p7 `1 T+ }All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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Big Money Works 2 B: P8 G1 N% q' y# z
Bought My Wife
+ A1 C2 H, Z; H m+ j4 I+ T" V; HBrutal Money Waster . j$ Z9 P2 j( u& Y
Break My Window
! q) f, n2 h" v8 O1 |Break My Windshield ; e& ^9 B( X. k0 B2 \
Babbling Mechanical Wench 8 c8 A! s8 t6 Y8 d; S
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 3 s; T6 `: n$ v# M. d; x, I8 c
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels " J: {3 Z( M; n% H, G
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 6 b6 `1 B8 b6 A$ S; i- d0 i: B& ?
Barely Moving Wreck
. I% e: i7 X# p, e; }3 h# s' bBig Money Waste 5 B8 }0 e/ w" m, w
Big Money. Why? & B/ t! l. F% ]0 [- W! `* i
Big Money Works
% s) \9 L9 e3 m7 v6 {! C5 uBorn Moderately Wealthy - I8 p9 F3 j% g/ q
Breaks Most Wrenches
0 i5 Z& A" j* D+ ~& q# J }6 fBring Many Wrenches ' Z4 G4 r- N# K' _! M
Brings Me Women
) g" L; a8 y7 W8 W5 L" BBrings More Women
, D3 Z. z, ~7 ~" bBroken Money Waster ; _4 |6 M, m% q( R. ] t
Broke My Wallet
" ~, L2 i) ^( h @3 n- OBroken Monstrous Wonder : W5 ?8 ?4 P$ B1 n6 r$ j6 J
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 8 y0 f( g1 H0 R+ `
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
& }$ ]; I2 v. f y1 i% X$ sBavarian Manure Wagon
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/ z; N5 B0 L7 \) b$ D, p% z$ RBUICK:
O; b" y# y! \* d7 ], |$ u4 l0 iBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 8 m' b2 D0 L; Y2 O4 K
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King + ?) _" V6 H1 v' a+ v
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3 ?$ t- e* i9 e$ Z0 dCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
9 s$ i1 L9 @, b0 t6 f7 `7 }; v- {Can't America Make A Real One?
! C7 o; s/ B! t- `6 m5 _Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often % ]# \; n5 o- B" ~3 S3 ^, v
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often $ M" A# F$ J: Z1 \( Q; b: U4 h, z4 M
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CHEVROLET: # h% P/ L8 c1 \& o" p1 [, a) u
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
: Z" x7 f" J+ J: `# ~4 g+ eCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
1 h! g# d5 w5 x1 l. F" fCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time a! U5 r _" L2 U! w# d! F- I- ^
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
7 O. \0 k2 Y5 s* E, dCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
4 L$ Y" C* r1 p& Z. z* T5 F1 \Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
/ E9 Y- y5 F) E; {0 ?Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. L/ V9 N/ |" Z; c+ lDead Old Dog Going East 6 v2 \- |# _4 D7 h$ f+ |3 o
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires , ^" B p1 d( n& E
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
- {: ^1 _) _! k4 I |Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
4 }/ ~& v/ Z, m; e6 D0 XDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
# E) _ c2 s, s6 A' T. XDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
9 I4 l/ ^% B& }: M' C) VDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 1 S1 i4 X& m8 e/ M& Y
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
4 A7 u! G3 f5 d7 a/ m/ E% @" x6 C: M. JEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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* G9 G) _6 c' M4 m# j0 m. eFIAT:
6 T( M4 G1 r3 `6 x# _$ bFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
' ^2 c. s# i+ {5 VFix It Again, Tony
$ E) v+ X% \# HFix It All the Time
% _ w; o, ]) _4 \6 |Found In A Toilet
9 b, m# Y$ f+ M4 f2 N) K# tFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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( ?7 G: r" u rFORD:
* m9 D: u. M4 H9 mFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
' V! Z% C3 W6 Z( ?# m! |Fix Or Repair Daily $ P Q* E4 _2 `8 e, [
Found On Road Dead * |$ @$ ^9 y3 W# D: B$ N3 d
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
7 S8 E4 S# f& c1 l! q+ CFirst On Race Day 1 k8 w; X9 D; N8 n1 ?4 C
First On Recall Day
6 t4 V- o) j7 v& t. ^3 W) Y( w4 DFabricated Of Refried Dung
" ^9 ^+ ?7 {, z6 u$ p) _Fails On Rainy Days
9 s/ }" ~6 ^4 G3 o, tFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
, b/ I& K& y5 ~7 ]) c4 lFatally Obese Redneck Driver
! W: Q! b1 F- i. c) q& x, kFault Of R&D 2 c8 {. n' Y7 h, \1 ] U
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
+ ]" w- H+ w; Y& ^2 N8 kFireball On Rear Denting 8 d. [7 r; z! j$ ]; I" h
First On Road to Dump
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Flipping Over Results in Death
/ Q; j8 `9 c5 S3 M9 _Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ) o, A: q8 t6 A. `
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ) W- B0 V6 g8 w; P
Foot On Road Decelerates 8 ^( a+ n7 M; h
Forced On Reluctant Drivers . o, X3 V; x6 l/ s0 A6 o5 y7 n2 U
Formed Of Rejected DNA
. b, \7 }# L2 Q S/ G0 H- r8 e5 FForwarded Once; Return Denied 1 _% J! k% U3 K# M, |) _& g
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 4 q& f0 o3 u' M1 w
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
; }. q& Y1 @& a% E2 A$ |Fork Over Repair Dough $ g* K1 `. |% n
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
: k- W: ]2 Y+ S( f- {7 Y6 H9 sFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ; b. n3 `4 {2 v3 Q8 D8 t2 W8 C
Free Or Reduced Drastically " v" B8 R" c( Q- A8 M& p: F- P# x
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
6 ^) ]% `- l+ q) E; j0 s( Y2 i# i9 ^Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable - t5 q" k9 e) @7 f
Funny Old Rattling Dump
# ` W. Y, ]- `8 E3 U8 g9 uForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
- [& a6 N) N V9 M/ E' xFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA / \5 y1 G2 e8 T& D/ L
Found Out-Right Dangerous " n) h4 O$ ~# A* s# e+ z' v
Future Of Racings Delight
' n0 u x* j, n+ }3 u(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot " | k. F1 w V/ [
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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- A, _5 T# Z+ C( ?Lacks Total Dependability + z4 t) Z/ J Z; ^9 c4 v. R+ r
Lots To Do + [8 W4 H+ m- t9 v' z4 k
Looses Transmissions Daily 3 T* n' A7 J7 x9 O+ H
- }5 |8 p8 j, y( Z" S. y% LGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 9 h v- U( H% _" O1 |, W0 _( S
General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors # G9 Y8 v" ~0 P- N s' W- S
Generally Miserable ! T0 H9 u# {# D O2 _
Grossly Misconceived # s; E% r" `/ K
Gluteus Maximus 3 I0 Y, ^2 i9 g) z0 ]" n2 m& a# y
Good Money ( T2 y2 h. [% I( K1 h6 S
Goofy's Manufacturing
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GMC:
8 B- e d. ]7 lGrief & Misery Combined 3 W7 p) n$ E9 q4 y
Garage Man's Companion # _# y1 {2 \% |" p$ e. X# N
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
. e; |2 ~8 U; CGenerally Mediocre Cars
6 O1 }8 }1 f, j4 l& f" C4 U- EGet More Chicks
& v/ L. o2 O. ^# k8 p* l# {2 AGets Mechanics Crazy
' X' V9 I3 A" |. M! ^: tGods Mechanical Curse
" g7 r$ Y+ w) O. dGot More Crap / [6 [! W# P3 b) V
Great Mountain Climber 4 T( m8 K. k$ @6 @. `% u
Great Motor Car
. A$ p9 ~: [1 L, S9 nGod Made Chevy
" r) ?' x! M: YGood Moron Car " Y6 c9 [ d/ s
Got Mine Cheap , M: C+ S( X: T$ z: O9 X( |2 D3 q
Get My Checkbook - Z' K E0 D' l
Gone Mad Corp. ! j9 g4 D& X( j1 P6 @ b7 T
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GTO: $ o& x7 ^. }2 Z& @7 l6 m1 p# P. j
Gas, Tires, Oil ) E: O$ A1 a* B% l. h$ i0 V' C
Get Tools Out
3 o/ x- [& H1 P5 ?% }6 c/ k) ^6 KGet To Onramp a8 v; ~1 B' V: L/ w
Good To Own
/ D' m4 C& w' O5 u- JGet The Others
. {% ~$ a( W0 J& cGenerally Trashed Out
$ `, ?- L3 Q" ~2 U- aGood Time Out ) q: N; D1 l0 ]" \; t
Gone To Overdrive $ R4 U" j/ l8 w
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HONDA:
" `* p/ s- r4 w9 s! M( A: IHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything / V z" j7 ^* o. N" }. N/ n" z
Had One Never Did Again
7 ~; j; P1 D6 k( g* |8 _) OHang On, Not Done Accelerating
& c D; k! |# M" H% k& X7 oHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
( g( _, g- u' ]) L, ]Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles & D6 m) Q3 ~6 e9 p
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration ' P2 k% n/ S. P6 N+ J0 o' D
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ( S; o1 [' D) _" _* r' a& z" ^
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ) j6 C( S1 x& y4 K5 D
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4 m7 L: p5 U& r, w9 [% XHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... , Z& u e5 x% Y5 G T$ \
5 {8 l& E. f) K! A5 X: ]) }6 }" kJEEP:
4 s, K) B" u( T5 S4 K6 EJust Eats Every Part
2 u8 n9 p( o! gJust Empty Every Pocket
8 V5 F3 r: n% I* jJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
- y' C) K. s2 ^3 f! ^Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 6 z: n: J% O9 m. r& w
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts - T; j! _" ^+ |! l" }& H
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KIA:
. j" s6 n9 U. y, M1 C* J" c3 [- `8 X# yKick It Around $ A5 s. [8 D# K2 C9 E! d
Kick It Again
) s. u; E$ L0 J; p( t$ x6 [Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ' R; l- A. f7 ^
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 6 p6 E8 ?1 x0 u( V
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/ C$ j8 o1 P8 }/ d2 z# \9 yMoney Guzzler 1 w4 L& o' E( t* {9 D
Mostly Garaged 5 c4 K% `" ?9 m6 ^; |
Major Goof 4 x, I# ^& k1 J* t7 t6 |; w
MGB: Might Go Backwards 3 s& I \8 m$ H: L, q; M
MGB: Might Go, But . . . ; U& E( O" v7 W6 M* H' `8 S, I
MGB: Motor Going Bad
0 y& @0 }6 ~0 \: bMGF: Might Go Forward 6 m# r" l8 Y+ }# L6 ~! H3 F1 I
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% K7 d7 R; w" {2 qMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 9 i/ ]! s t$ ]" J- h% U) O
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
5 }4 c7 L0 o6 VMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
" D6 t! ^! M2 I" r5 TMost Often Passed At Races
! \0 {" @$ x8 K# H* X7 ]4 lMostly Old Parts And Rust 8 V- F$ j! g1 M8 [6 q k
Move Over People Are Racing 1 O6 |/ J5 i" K* S1 ^" S
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 3 s) s& y. R9 {+ J
My Old Pig Ain't Running 7 A$ x f+ M1 l: W* E* [
My Only Problems Are Repairs 9 q! R6 F4 B6 Y+ Z9 D
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
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MUSTANG:
6 f) O+ l3 A4 h2 w. U1 KMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good " g+ k; T6 M0 k6 s
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
9 \4 ]5 P% W) U6 OMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ; j& W3 T% U l2 ^( @
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
' k$ T, K* h& w8 n" wOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 8 M [4 W! s' K' n4 {* q- N; T' R
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: * [; m( D( u$ g( }) w" i% H
Put In Nickel To Operate
/ m* [5 e d8 P/ _9 hPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook $ P5 q6 z% f( T4 M: @% W
Put In New Transmission Often
6 K4 S0 r& z/ X. b9 |Pushed In Neutral Too Often 0 k K/ d5 D) C9 L: X8 I( a) n
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4 \8 ~0 `8 Y8 w3 W- L/ RPONTIAC:
. `/ {% M, Y Q" f7 {Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ! g8 E+ b' W8 @+ A
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ! D: P; l* |4 F
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4 U; V) M7 r5 d1 dPORSCHE: # @4 ^+ V3 g v! e( X' L
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything & T7 O3 v. ?" Z; h
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough " s. c* g4 {; b& S- t: T& z# v
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SAAB:
" |" c7 A; F+ m) z: sSend Another Automobile Back ) L- W, j* j/ q$ N
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
6 m4 x, N ^2 ySad Attempt At Beauty
" Y$ |4 D' H, Z0 USorry Auto, Always Broken : S1 d) H9 n, q- z5 _! }8 p
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards " i# y7 `3 M3 B
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$ Y4 _9 x/ {2 T* W( A. ASUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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# ^- H; ?$ A' y5 ZTOYOTA:
% E6 s* R9 Q0 `4 pToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto * z" Q6 u l# j9 o
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 2 g* w$ a- A( ]4 L* [* F5 W7 j
The One You Ought To Avoid , O4 h e0 [$ r9 K$ M4 b* {
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TRIUMPH:
4 F" H9 S2 d: u+ E) ?8 _$ _, QThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! + p3 n6 U$ v. X3 {+ E; K& j: Y
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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5 ^1 ]$ s4 M5 k- V1 u5 sVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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