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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- + B3 z3 I) b' |
9 w( y' H) M7 s0 U7 x, V4 v/ V- m5 f* dACURA: ) o1 O6 g" R8 D& _9 i' N5 L6 @0 \
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile / u# F& ?9 N+ F. d5 k
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 3 n. G# @; x# G1 v
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AMC:
& @* [7 G' H- nAll Makes Combined ! g: j( Y; `, j9 V
A Major Cost 5 \. W( K9 d" j- z7 M6 r) i; f
A Mutated Car 3 q2 s2 h8 W! {: g2 X A
A Morons Car
# v" k* h/ t( g* }9 e& X, R9 [3 b3 \% Q$ sAnother Major Catastrophe 6 g w+ }- w; \) z/ `4 i" q/ {6 Q
A Man's Car
3 q" C: p! g' K9 i c" {; iA Miss Conception
0 q/ P# o% z! B* J# f5 E4 I8 MAll Muscle Car $ n& ] m! ~) M
All Most Car
' H4 x8 T' e1 o) s' D+ }Annoying Mechanics Constantly $ t/ z$ ?2 U* W
Automotive Mental Cruelty $ ?) O/ v$ l1 n% L) V* g
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented - x/ P9 e) Z" i" l+ g
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
+ {0 x% u, }% p1 B" r4 f& @Automobile Under Demonic Influence
) P8 w6 A& _/ R' w& v* ?8 oAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
, N. ]* `8 ~& }1 ]Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ; d. |* p2 \5 ]0 }, d
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 7 P) S* L, T+ P) ~& o. _, ?1 G; c% S _
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
1 ^3 S& L9 x& a. o" l- R3 r% W/ CBig Money Works ; K7 d# j6 |4 A9 [1 k
Bought My Wife
( w, n0 J7 ]" s( lBrutal Money Waster ' h0 T0 J( ? A' b: X! w* n
Break My Window
; O" m- F2 n/ i2 T$ TBreak My Windshield
& [' A( c3 m/ A- mBabbling Mechanical Wench 3 k, O* ^. Q- E0 S2 X$ S( ^
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
( V9 J1 p N! g* K) e6 l' r: Q9 oBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
; x- m+ j: n! g8 l6 e# M/ |6 XBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
$ n% x. I0 U5 bBarely Moving Wreck 0 d2 S! ~6 ~* l" O, Z: p
Big Money Waste
+ A# T$ W: Q6 MBig Money. Why?
- k9 }& L# Z7 n) ^' f y1 K7 |! lBig Money Works & q: o; O7 P1 ^- S u7 M
Born Moderately Wealthy 0 F8 h, Q" i N* @
Breaks Most Wrenches 9 m9 J$ {. M% d3 T% ^
Bring Many Wrenches
4 o7 Y k# P9 \( D( H, u' s I; `Brings Me Women
4 }: q* N. j/ Z% ?& @0 }7 DBrings More Women
# @% f; y6 u5 ?, ^% O C/ T6 B3 KBroken Money Waster 0 F e" z4 I5 x, {. k
Broke My Wallet $ `" W1 T+ J( S+ t9 w4 ^7 i
Broken Monstrous Wonder " |6 H$ ]* v8 v
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ?. U: n* S" ?4 ]: W7 m
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 4 a# x$ L1 G# a4 `/ F; }! s2 b
Bavarian Manure Wagon + ]4 }3 ?7 p" E
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BUICK:
6 d+ N8 |4 u6 \5 o \# `6 I3 sBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
) t; o0 @3 C/ D1 n) qBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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" Q7 P( o) Q: B; MCamaro: ) a$ M2 n* o4 b
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? + v1 M9 t$ K( w1 i; p6 U% w/ o% _, N
Can't America Make A Real One? 5 O% W& o9 i! x% _ T- g
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
* j6 ?0 J" Y$ I- r3 v; v/ y3 mCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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! p, D. v5 c2 }4 N/ z; [9 G4 Y+ q0 fCHEVROLET: 7 H2 z ^, w# l" c9 @3 Z
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips - b+ [" Q. i- _/ R7 h/ @
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 0 G9 w j9 u) S
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time C3 Y* \, X* s; l
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques / {; l6 k) j# S6 P+ B. T
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 3 V, ]' m" {- L: o0 E+ x3 d* {
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DODGE:
Q) ]# O. c0 _Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 3 Y( j, P2 W7 T, y8 T0 j) {
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 0 d d' D% m* Y( ~& R% y
Dead Old Dog Going East
0 C, a, P( P9 R. |0 tDead On Day Guarantee Expires 7 j: R E( |. g; ^8 z0 t+ ~: \
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy : F8 g1 W7 k. }. F
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
/ C1 ~0 U# u- NDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ( L& I- t1 U6 A6 N! O2 Q
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
/ [- i$ `5 ]7 l7 ]* pDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 1 W. T" ~! ^8 v3 v o: q
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. @. e" V% X# i( u% hEDSEL:
' U9 h/ J" h+ X7 ?; E! [$ m8 JEvery Day Something Else Leaks
' c6 R/ u9 _- j2 z; Y6 v/ JEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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7 Q; L7 ^1 F3 ?: y3 b qFIAT:
( p- \( L& r$ M0 p" S7 ~Failure in Italian Automotive Technology # F3 _% f) ] q9 ^
Fix It Again, Tony
2 z: d- j) L9 g. H4 ]3 xFix It All the Time
+ `( g+ ~ l# h4 v0 }% H A% ~0 ^Found In A Toilet
& v9 I$ b- }3 h& rFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation D2 U3 I, _& `% b7 E8 B
/ P, I- e" h: q5 _) jFORD:
4 W' O7 Q2 I/ y# z1 F `1 cFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 4 b7 b9 W/ V# [0 M
Fix Or Repair Daily : t2 H c: O2 ^
Found On Road Dead ( G$ x* _2 n- E( F7 u
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
' ~" Y c1 |0 G* Y; wFirst On Race Day
$ V7 D1 G4 E( Y8 L$ _6 d7 r. l( lFirst On Recall Day
$ w) k D# i2 G8 fFabricated Of Refried Dung
% V8 c; j* V+ Q1 v4 RFails On Rainy Days
% R$ B7 e/ w) [! H! M2 |Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream # s4 b {2 r: ^0 a% \: ^9 V+ e
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver * y0 y. V5 a- y
Fault Of R&D
- Y' d( e# Q- S& bFinally Obsolete Racing Device 7 g' {/ S* [8 C6 d& j
Fireball On Rear Denting
% U' t8 H1 A/ Y6 WFirst On Road to Dump 1 p/ ?" Y8 \9 p
First On Rust and Deterioration
; g5 ?5 p: q+ ]/ d5 tFix Or Recycle Dilemma
$ X0 w3 K- c% a1 ]. P4 I @0 C1 a& NFlipping Over Results in Death , T+ e2 f) J& \( S4 `8 ^
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 7 H6 z0 c9 Q" X5 d; a7 L
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
A2 |/ t+ P2 kFoot On Road Decelerates * C9 l6 Z5 X/ b H' [
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 7 u: j; ^6 y% t8 P
Formed Of Rejected DNA q: C, K! U) y7 d. |
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
5 K$ l2 K9 ]) U" `# Q5 LForward Only; Reverse Defective 6 L* n7 e! u; k. k
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 9 B7 y" U3 `9 A. ^4 c( X/ A0 h" P
Fork Over Repair Dough 7 X* Z3 X, S& g ^' b
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 2 R+ h6 ` [/ W7 @ m3 o" m; ~' ~. q
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 8 @, f7 M1 a! ]% ]: c. U
Free Or Reduced Drastically
; d( N( @1 J$ ~# F# tFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ; m3 W# t# h. ^+ x) J9 Z4 X( i
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable ' W/ y5 @9 r! X+ ?4 g& [
Funny Old Rattling Dump 7 T6 @, X( M+ F6 U) {! [
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
7 B, F/ J' n" h4 t3 N; G* nFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA & C0 X: m) x/ o5 i% B
Found Out-Right Dangerous % i' A. v. l$ Y& E. e/ V
Future Of Racings Delight ' ^ J6 t% [0 g5 E6 K# n
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
' Z, q x% a+ ^; W3 f4 ](backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords . p8 K& Q9 d7 G" p
LTD:
1 }% n# y# Q0 q" `3 y: ILacks Total Dependability
* N4 p1 t2 O# h% c- a* u. u* MLots To Do
/ r1 ?6 M% p2 OLooses Transmissions Daily
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) @! s( _! x! oGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked - f2 q* h0 n: n+ ?7 b
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GM: 8 g+ U5 q# ]# i! {5 a. ~( j' J
General Maintenance
; h+ [$ e+ ^) v }0 eGreat Mistake / T u& J0 ^' c9 v
Garbage Motors ' @7 c7 j- d8 i
Generally Miserable
, }6 Q- u. r, x8 K2 F8 u5 \0 cGrossly Misconceived
8 p( R9 j- m* ?8 B+ RGluteus Maximus
% ~/ Z7 z' I3 {; U( qGood Money 1 e( D5 g) r( z) Y( D+ N
Goofy's Manufacturing
9 A# n- [; n( E# ^; Q$ vGone Mental ) o9 H2 a/ I: i- ]! d
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( S i; K; y% n8 hGMC: % A& l" E( Y# r3 [& B% b
Grief & Misery Combined 3 w0 o; j H2 W6 } c# l6 T
Garage Man's Companion
! Y3 Q; L7 S( |* B% l: TGotta Mechanic Coming?
b% o ]/ ~' N j' o/ m0 \) |0 DGenerally Mediocre Cars 2 o' a0 t% E, f8 J; I3 P
Get More Chicks 6 r' t- n0 [" C4 D$ o
Gets Mechanics Crazy
; N9 ?% C( T9 [+ m6 PGods Mechanical Curse $ Y- C5 S' ?: u7 a% k/ f: o8 y$ d
Got More Crap
& ^! ]. k4 E+ a* l- @' H0 [Great Mountain Climber 5 y7 A- |8 Y% H; e1 T, |) u; I
Great Motor Car + T0 X1 J: C/ I2 B- D- J' }
God Made Chevy + y6 K( R* _6 @4 A8 m
Good Moron Car 7 o2 C8 k) h9 v p2 a/ v
Got Mine Cheap 1 w: l/ Q# F8 Y& h) M
Get My Checkbook ' c; B1 _+ g( ^ A4 w1 u) u
Gone Mad Corp. 5 O+ {. {" }9 W# A% X6 ]
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GTO:
2 ?( p* g$ @0 Q3 r3 K4 kGas, Tires, Oil ( f4 V \% ~: B3 \7 C
Get Tools Out 4 j' b& c4 Z8 y) D f$ N) F
Get To Onramp
/ A( g2 E3 W# ]! cGood To Own
5 I! i& T% P$ }2 W( u) \+ [Get The Others
! t6 c- j7 G( t4 Q+ `; e% t# p7 ]3 iGenerally Trashed Out . {0 l, w( I4 Q- Z, |; M
Good Time Out
, i2 W* A$ X* ?. s9 T( wGone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 2 T( r+ i% n2 X/ s# t
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ! D; ?- B, V, B# P; s' W" @
Had One Never Did Again % `& Q. c4 J2 M: g
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
8 B2 F3 z, d( H: UHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
/ \3 O# N1 n, t1 IHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
" c4 c" o( O7 P0 ^+ [1 fHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration : M! r% \( @5 `" Q
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
% [) N' G B& x" L- ?4 M4 {* SPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes * b: @1 I8 @4 V) L6 A4 ~
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... % Q# E5 y9 t% H- ?* ]: Q& p' \
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JEEP:
- |/ W: U- e- e+ rJust Eats Every Part , h% p6 F: Q2 L" K- F
Just Empty Every Pocket x# q6 w7 T5 z0 q+ @, l+ o
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
# }1 S: t& ]$ H' z8 C P. aJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
, E. n1 o7 Z+ a1 hJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around % v0 _! j/ P g% N9 A) l% n
Kick It Again 0 w, [1 O' u f
Killed In Action 8 \! e/ V. i& d) a2 \8 g: q2 I* S
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% P8 Q9 @' N9 H/ D( i) V0 ZLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious % B+ m! B( G4 \3 G. K* E
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 5 k9 a$ C% a* C
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2 C" u8 B4 V! U5 s. L/ PMoney Guzzler & N$ M# e0 N9 d; [: f l5 o
Mostly Garaged
$ F% u5 ]# K2 v* e; d% Q' JMajor Goof ' y- r' z' S; ~ H
MGB: Might Go Backwards
r9 [ J- ^ T1 v, v- O! gMGB: Might Go, But . . . / H, p5 ^4 h6 f: b$ `/ g N
MGB: Motor Going Bad % @+ z5 x/ x1 B+ @
MGF: Might Go Forward 0 S6 m) F. H7 j; h8 V
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) A! ?5 h% N, {MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate # {& B# E8 c/ `( Q0 Z
# U+ F8 \7 W/ y: LMOPAR 1 ~4 H0 E) L5 ~$ s4 o0 d# c5 W
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly % V+ {, f ~& A* R* X
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
. b, [# x5 c9 {' P* F ?7 DMost Often Passed At Races
/ W: q/ u+ \. ]4 _Mostly Old Parts And Rust
6 s! o0 Z E; d% }Move Over People Are Racing " m4 F/ J" n' F* m: o0 f+ ]
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
% f: E7 r4 ~8 C2 ~$ n8 KMy Old Pig Ain't Running
/ p3 s- a+ s9 \( R" ZMy Only Problems Are Repairs
+ B( J2 m4 k) D7 v5 P C4 iMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 1 V: {) x3 U- l- Q! r+ }
More Often Parts Are Replaced + t! p; d- t6 c& A* ]& q' z
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! ^& t7 r0 ~& r: u+ a" {% \& nMUSTANG: . C. o& K. N9 D* P
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good . F( |0 Q+ i% A6 |- X2 O7 K
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 6 @; @: X& \9 C* b' J
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
2 t: x1 R( o8 O# |9 Y$ `Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
+ L, Q, M# \: \+ p5 iOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
7 R+ l O3 q4 e- v6 L. J9 v& XOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment * h, Y7 a; w4 V4 \3 d: M
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PINTO:
% M9 ?# \+ u ^) m X3 ] e# m8 wPut In Nickel To Operate 4 i: h/ w- ^" Z
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
) C0 Z# h% q: d4 v4 ?5 Y# tPut In New Transmission Often
4 T6 G; X# J" P; b" U, M* VPushed In Neutral Too Often
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* Y4 x# g: F& f% EPONTIAC:
3 A2 V+ R; b$ Y/ j6 o; ~Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
, s. q+ A% F! o% @1 TPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac & c+ b8 \+ E8 L0 L& |
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PORSCHE: 7 d6 p" @ g) B/ [8 k9 H) R% m$ u
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ) U6 c# s$ ]% M: q1 y# T
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough % x( }( N+ M# {' v$ X
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SAAB: 5 a, x* C& Q9 `; O8 F
Send Another Automobile Back 7 F8 R) B; y) J6 g; x( M# ^* I( ~; C
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown % z. w$ z* u: @
Sad Attempt At Beauty
' A1 q' C2 j& i. p) ySorry Auto, Always Broken
- a( Q" y+ t2 o- lShape Appears Ass-Backwards 2 E N( I3 q) w; R& j
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ! f! N6 S: Z: x9 r3 a5 Q k
6 b, E: T* Y% S* M; v3 p RTOYOTA: 7 ~7 _2 b6 U3 W' ?8 m# R1 A
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
+ B! \5 b1 ~2 s6 i% `9 C/ _Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 1 ^6 P5 W8 W2 U' `
The One You Ought To Avoid & ?" |- i. U+ V
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3 C* V$ a; Y( M# ATRIUMPH:
* |1 O/ C) a3 X3 n/ eThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
7 H! D8 z; V& j3 hTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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% z ^- X% S6 h5 T( V3 }$ @, h* jTR: Tools Required
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3 T! R/ a+ T1 f, R M- G' S1 nVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object # t6 Q$ ^" x# O9 i$ S- @0 F
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VW: & `/ K! f# D' y) P
Vintage Wreck
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