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; x8 X4 Q9 ?2 C# v( R9 a3 Q2 _ACURA:
. c) F# s0 a' X/ t- tAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
1 e# N) s& u; ^( x+ N3 |0 vAsia's Curse Upon Rural America " P0 X l/ t% ?" O- _
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All Makes Combined
2 z$ ]5 W4 j+ e' n" s2 ^$ g- fA Major Cost 4 ]3 e2 N. t/ I8 u" C
A Mutated Car : W, `+ u( M- ]+ [) i3 T8 B0 m
A Morons Car 6 m. y0 J$ H/ d. J8 f) L
Another Major Catastrophe 9 c4 X9 A! P/ h) Z* U) k$ T, I0 B
A Man's Car
6 [4 ]6 p5 q/ }& F: W0 FA Miss Conception
" V# @# b( O0 \( ]: h. G$ DAll Muscle Car 0 Y* O' `7 ~- u# D9 e
All Most Car 8 k- X6 U0 k& C7 y; m& R
Annoying Mechanics Constantly % P; p! H& D1 j- k" k- L
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 8 D' y, X; q5 S Q3 ^( _5 p
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
1 F3 u+ l* ~# |. ?Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 6 u0 B. ^2 Q1 P- W/ _* U" t+ A
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
% R9 ]! E0 \) g2 P3 ^" h& FAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention `9 m5 N& \4 r" l
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 5 }/ W) g, e& D; m
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. : z+ L- b1 J1 |2 P: ^: ]$ T
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 2 Y9 z) W1 F) z1 X& q+ Q6 C
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BMW:
' [/ C T. S0 L- I; lBig Money Works
7 _3 D, i- u) c( TBought My Wife
% {1 M- T4 q0 k- s# i* E- P N V. [Brutal Money Waster
5 c1 Y B+ b# ABreak My Window
0 G: n4 c7 |; k; F% P# BBreak My Windshield 3 m* [3 A) M+ Q! o$ N( M$ T
Babbling Mechanical Wench 2 a4 `. ]; v# \" l
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
+ `. T# i! R" D6 k4 ~5 kBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
5 O+ z( h3 g: Z9 d1 s# GBeautiful Mechanical Wonder " X$ z3 v7 h0 X
Barely Moving Wreck
" g% u" p* }# d. ?7 k) kBig Money Waste
8 k. V2 N6 f, [: N7 R0 z9 dBig Money. Why?
+ M7 h# g: p9 q- v: j3 |Big Money Works 0 p+ a1 z+ z# e% W1 I* \! |
Born Moderately Wealthy 7 Z. U" D$ v) z7 d p
Breaks Most Wrenches
6 Q. [+ v ^/ z: NBring Many Wrenches
/ T' `3 r/ ~9 ?8 | xBrings Me Women , V, M4 e& x$ j
Brings More Women
0 c* \8 V+ f$ n _0 p. v; n2 aBroken Money Waster
- }% I0 z3 h1 u1 C3 [Broke My Wallet - T, H* j5 ?5 d* ]# }
Broken Monstrous Wonder
6 I( D. w! y9 S% I/ g: I: GBumbling Mechanical Wretch & m3 T8 J( m! u: Y* u# ?, I0 D
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck * c" K( S$ |7 J- M( m
Bavarian Manure Wagon 7 m7 j2 M$ F8 Z4 S/ i' n
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* n O' p6 N! W, d( m$ JBUICK:
3 }8 } V* B. k6 v- U( a6 g) QBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
2 y( S7 ?6 x) b$ T0 Q0 b& f9 mBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ) N5 s* c: ~* e& v d0 P$ ~) j5 I
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# G0 [3 G3 }! |0 G# X. c% xCamaro:
5 m& D+ I+ D+ d- ]Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
2 B0 V, s( i* f& q' X0 ]% U% CCan't America Make A Real One?
, F# l% N# E1 Y0 i, J. u/ uChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 2 l8 } c2 U7 e m
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 2 ~3 U, u& C: P t$ z/ r' `
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& X8 z. k$ T+ {3 O: a7 x+ CCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time z/ T8 w. t4 w( _
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
' O2 Q! E4 l5 a& FConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
+ ^2 ~, R" s2 m" U) c# h( ?Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology * B: C! b% j* s5 Z9 H; _
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6 ]9 ]. s- m1 R; a4 NDODGE:
* o6 G8 `7 o. l" D% C" uDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ; y2 C; e, @$ D0 T. g1 D1 m: j
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater + h% z. K L/ c0 f5 _
Dead Old Dog Going East
/ V$ A# g4 a4 MDead On Day Guarantee Expires
- B8 @5 N" q$ {- A. zDead On Delivery, Go Easy : b r5 y k$ T8 e
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired + x: r4 d5 V: X
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter " C+ i; V% ] ]; I/ K6 |- T
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment ! U- @; s$ x" g5 \" r( Y
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive : i; z$ X+ h* X/ \. r
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EDSEL: % A; ?4 n% d* P! _2 K3 n
Every Day Something Else Leaks , v7 x4 Y, r/ {: Z8 P% M! u3 c
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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5 W2 c* h# `2 K' u4 TFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
! d2 D1 T! U; y* D- Y! cFix It Again, Tony
( ]3 e' l+ ~% s. ]Fix It All the Time
b/ s, U Y6 v$ c/ GFound In A Toilet
( u X& _( E% y- s, f- o8 KFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: # X. v, Z; G* e1 u) G0 N
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
7 u; m9 H' g# j* v' R$ d: {Fix Or Repair Daily
* [: _6 y7 v1 w9 q5 S$ J2 r% XFound On Road Dead 4 l3 Z& u% e# G: }
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
0 i: c0 [' j. S6 x; f$ `+ d( ?( yFirst On Race Day
9 L3 b1 m0 z( k3 s! g" G8 HFirst On Recall Day
2 A5 ]( A8 y0 b+ ]+ l# vFabricated Of Refried Dung
% z/ B* n, ?2 MFails On Rainy Days 8 Z) l7 n8 S3 s( k. I U3 w# Z2 G
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream * B8 h& I+ [/ F$ X/ j
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 3 N: r. M3 l# Q
Fault Of R&D ! B) r7 m4 w# n) S3 w
Finally Obsolete Racing Device ( d! V" e( `/ `+ W: L5 e; Q$ b
Fireball On Rear Denting
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First On Rust and Deterioration 8 J5 X- Y. u, W7 }/ s' {
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
7 V! \; R0 V! q' {9 v: u: KFlipping Over Results in Death
6 t7 Y4 U# x* R+ M: q6 e5 yFlipped Over Roadside Disaster / @) I' E) }- f" A- Q7 ?
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled : ?8 H- \( o& ` @4 p- ]9 K; t. ~
Foot On Road Decelerates
' o/ A+ D9 x! ~% f; W F- p3 KForced On Reluctant Drivers + v$ t+ T$ N8 x0 K* l7 L, |8 c8 K
Formed Of Rejected DNA . N" g. H7 U5 t- O: T
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
! }4 S: c' q8 tForward Only; Reverse Defective
' ]. p6 F6 U5 l: t0 dForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 2 q2 I' i6 ]" ^
Fork Over Repair Dough
( i% R: |7 K- M) s7 |* k& L% s! D6 @Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
# V* i4 V9 { q4 z- S& ZFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
* _2 Z6 _+ C% w: X% A1 M) GFree Or Reduced Drastically % g9 `# F, R" z+ R
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 3 C4 q3 B) j, P7 S) ]
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
' Q6 c" P# |/ I2 n5 ^5 XFunny Old Rattling Dump / Z( C9 m6 ~9 Y0 ?& A( u
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) $ \6 t, P, J# P" t6 S6 v: W
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
" @1 F& Y6 m, T: j* wFound Out-Right Dangerous
1 U8 |; ]* G2 B+ XFuture Of Racings Delight ( o1 N: u4 h0 n
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot , a$ x3 m5 R" h0 ?
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
; E+ j1 d& [1 @! l y0 FLTD: 5 u- W7 n& @1 t; a4 H5 t% K
Lacks Total Dependability 5 n5 P/ ]8 n" J) O+ @
Lots To Do
" M6 G* l& i. W9 N( ^; V' YLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked . W# @# y6 i7 \6 I3 E
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GM: 0 M6 d% t7 J: S
General Maintenance 8 V/ D t E3 |' J
Great Mistake
2 W! N3 t! M- N- C& `# ^$ k5 z1 EGarbage Motors . }0 L3 _) }# P J" V/ ]8 ]$ m
Generally Miserable
# |* n4 z; @4 [# U! }8 JGrossly Misconceived 1 J9 n6 ~! ~) ]
Gluteus Maximus
. M0 T' i1 i; D- P& `) U5 kGood Money
& a. N A4 L0 \( x4 C/ z' lGoofy's Manufacturing # G/ T3 W: U) {& v$ D$ ~" V0 j
Gone Mental 1 j+ ^6 q$ h+ g: f9 R9 B6 l; T
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+ M6 {# n1 C lGrief & Misery Combined
' Y$ s; a9 @0 K0 o7 G1 e( r8 wGarage Man's Companion
( E. ~, \& G7 X3 i. qGotta Mechanic Coming? * S( U" b7 I9 O1 f
Generally Mediocre Cars
2 ~1 Y4 u1 {, f mGet More Chicks 8 V3 _% }1 z2 |' i" \8 p/ T! X c
Gets Mechanics Crazy
4 X. J( f' B- |$ [Gods Mechanical Curse
: c9 m- l% G6 x1 ?/ gGot More Crap - c. L+ ~7 |# ^) s2 o4 E
Great Mountain Climber
) F, u/ b: H$ k& ~, U4 zGreat Motor Car ) {6 ~) O5 w4 F U, c+ p* l- {2 \
God Made Chevy 4 b" r# v" G* O
Good Moron Car : q6 Q) i: }: F; [$ I9 L/ f" Z
Got Mine Cheap
& r: H, L5 N, {: q8 ?# e( [3 cGet My Checkbook 5 \: k w* T% U6 t+ G9 v$ Y \1 {8 X* k
Gone Mad Corp.
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3 P2 I3 S1 Q2 h) ?Gas, Tires, Oil u5 ]+ Q$ P" M7 i6 I+ U6 D
Get Tools Out $ R% @/ w7 u! O8 }
Get To Onramp / ~5 w7 L( D! j. t2 ?8 T! H8 W# d
Good To Own ) g& ^7 x, E& ~: w/ O8 s! ^$ e0 M
Get The Others % X+ `* @$ B; }' P; {
Generally Trashed Out
# u5 E8 b8 F- I, d6 @9 A, zGood Time Out
: }' Q* [' n% m6 A9 pGone To Overdrive
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HONDA: ' j; O# C6 @* a4 U5 K9 Y3 r: p
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 8 M+ K/ _1 W4 D* X9 n
Had One Never Did Again ' M o3 \* z6 z! `3 K7 F
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 7 v* e% r5 f& Q; Y2 h* w- L
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles # G% V, b* V7 J* Z
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
. S1 k- {; e1 U; Z) a2 GHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
: K0 D. V) U$ W- p* q5 SHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? " {: r" E( O+ r- Z. p5 t8 h
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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3 b9 D, e$ D3 HHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: 5 K' z5 {: O( F- t
Just Eats Every Part
. Z/ M0 s* B) ^& y/ _/ UJust Empty Every Pocket
7 w2 ?8 a1 e6 _+ w% e$ _Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
% R/ a& m4 i2 d$ IJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes & |- N+ e) n. }9 s% F' V1 y" n1 b
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 6 s1 L4 q, X3 x Y( p3 _
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Kick It Around 2 |) P+ G$ }. S
Kick It Again 5 q# p: d! [5 z9 W. z/ F+ q% O
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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y) y2 a |' F/ R( k4 I: LMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along $ Q) E* U4 t, ~" _$ _. n
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MG:
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Mostly Garaged - q0 Q4 Z9 f+ P' D' U$ S' `
Major Goof
6 ^0 X# K% X6 [MGB: Might Go Backwards
! J& D+ C5 C; N2 P1 R& k( PMGB: Might Go, But . . . ! J8 h9 E/ _6 [1 E$ f, g
MGB: Motor Going Bad H2 v9 K3 o1 J+ S4 W/ [
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR : s9 `" i7 W* [$ }) {& B
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
2 ]/ m, Z3 U8 a" e7 u+ VMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 7 I7 A6 ^* r: J7 g
Most Often Passed At Races ( x/ \3 b7 Q. Z: l
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
: \! F7 ]- U+ y7 t* C* b7 FMove Over People Are Racing
' D6 @8 F$ \0 \3 d. \+ BMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 2 o1 v" s# a' K, z/ v
My Old Pig Ain't Running . D0 \2 K/ F7 I* K/ n4 v
My Only Problems Are Repairs & o3 e+ s% a3 A# ?
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
2 i# q; S7 b4 y$ E+ vMore Often Parts Are Replaced ' N- M% A' ?9 C" x4 D
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* l+ A2 g" Q6 ~/ ]( [MUSTANG: & C, g# b5 A& _9 Z, J% n: A
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
) `' ~5 A, I; d: m3 y# x/ P+ FMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
' \, Z6 h( ~. c5 Z. P0 LMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 5 }! X8 o4 s: v; y1 t: w
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO + H' \( n1 j5 K
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OLDSMOBILE: , D/ x* |2 O# j6 @" Q$ r
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ) W# I8 f7 v- O* k b& K3 {
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment , q& f/ t; [: O* z+ ~2 T
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PINTO: 1 k1 b3 h( O, A, `; [
Put In Nickel To Operate
1 `6 ?- L m; U8 T$ p3 S5 yPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
2 Y; A k/ [& N. j( b. @Put In New Transmission Often
. W! a# }3 @' F) G# \+ S6 i9 ?Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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3 h1 ~1 _7 |) i* x _8 vPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 9 X: s- S9 F6 N( |" U2 L
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 9 O7 C( K. e0 U
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Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
0 F. J! `4 M# P+ U5 vPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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* z/ e( F! \2 H) g) x: tSend Another Automobile Back 4 B8 }/ ]" H- i7 p; ?/ X9 `
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
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Sorry Auto, Always Broken 2 i- k0 \( |. ?7 [
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 8 a* E5 p E7 E* e. X2 p/ |
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7 Q3 @7 s4 A% p8 f, }+ MSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually & G1 @4 i7 k/ o; Y" L. L; C
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4 k0 t- v8 |6 R/ f& _, HToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 6 D6 m, g: k* e: z) l: f2 M
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ! q& r; `+ @2 e0 @! j+ F
The One You Ought To Avoid
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4 x T( z1 h/ R8 n1 RTRIUMPH: - l% d* K$ S+ b" c. P. w
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 1 P' N# O% u" z
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 4 D4 r5 w/ Q1 u0 R
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TR: Tools Required
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, p! ?' G# Y4 ^! |VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object / y* S; h" Z+ r& y" ^8 r
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VW:
' p3 b6 I) E8 }3 XVintage Wreck ( r/ k0 d# r4 Q5 u
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