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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- . y! j' @7 s7 p4 k& b3 D/ v. [
+ S& {; N3 I# z# N7 f& ?0 fACURA:
% A4 L$ A& C# @6 ]* dAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
" H* d8 v [0 o, k( \, ^, E/ jAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 2 u: q5 ]2 {; P7 U6 v1 ]
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6 K0 Q+ t* M& ?% t) XAMC: ' a" x8 f3 O5 l' N, X9 L
All Makes Combined 9 a' P( w s6 W V# J: j
A Major Cost ) q9 N$ ?0 r+ p' h& K, ]
A Mutated Car 0 j2 C3 L2 ?+ f0 n+ x
A Morons Car ; c5 }+ Q2 f! w
Another Major Catastrophe
( p9 r1 e' g9 }# J/ SA Man's Car . m! q7 J) [$ i( s
A Miss Conception
: x" _; I n" i( a8 g2 wAll Muscle Car
' f: U: f$ b; @1 dAll Most Car
* k; O7 Y' |* w# x( I1 @9 [$ ] SAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
6 Z$ A& }0 U' J' l( J/ j% m/ R( V* oAutomotive Mental Cruelty ( P8 j5 ~4 `/ t8 S3 h
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AUDI:
4 f" r+ q: R8 dAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
& L/ k7 n+ l! L" D9 iAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 5 L) m w8 J6 U# v; d, ~
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; `1 S; J5 T, a% Z. ]' zAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
; Y* q. Z' A: DAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
6 g+ b, x/ p% f0 N% P" |Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. * N3 a7 {' B0 e# P3 L
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ( N2 Y6 w2 D* F2 t% g* E5 O
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BMW: - T6 s* j5 W9 K% X
Big Money Works % w: X" `3 U% V* Y# g$ Q/ x
Bought My Wife
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Break My Window + B' E0 d& ?" ? P
Break My Windshield
0 i) c" W5 r1 I: k% o, _* CBabbling Mechanical Wench
a+ l1 E' o5 X4 S, |Beastly Monstrous Wonder
% C8 J3 Q" Y% @" w& O+ E9 WBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels , J4 r( }* u! J5 _- y; l
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
( P" q, G8 N% N7 i1 UBarely Moving Wreck
1 J( l% F( E8 a9 v; d, mBig Money Waste 4 O2 d3 n+ e, q5 H$ j
Big Money. Why? & z, k% d2 o. e+ y- M' a- X
Big Money Works ) R. a$ I, I* U8 Z* W: z
Born Moderately Wealthy
9 ?8 k" Y/ Q; Z/ ?Breaks Most Wrenches , w; U+ @- g' R# u5 G7 H; ]: t- w
Bring Many Wrenches ( B! ? _- I4 {) m
Brings Me Women 5 T0 f, o& y% E2 L
Brings More Women 6 t4 B# P; F1 D k/ R+ e) W! U7 ?
Broken Money Waster
! J4 I* b( D; K# x* U4 M. gBroke My Wallet & F0 s+ u( B, V1 F- r
Broken Monstrous Wonder
& v' M( w0 [" S5 R# ^3 gBumbling Mechanical Wretch
M% W5 w; B1 w" [, Y8 GBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
1 S5 |/ s0 n8 wBavarian Manure Wagon " g5 Q% I9 h( z" r
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BUICK: " G: `* d9 ?. N- f
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 0 n3 w& v7 K# {+ h- Q6 J. W
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King a. p. G0 L3 j- c8 {; d
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Camaro: : j& Z q* X3 d: x7 d' r O- t
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
0 d2 b* _! Z& t2 x3 ]Can't America Make A Real One? ; k4 B3 c( Q+ i5 ~
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 1 Y$ `7 O! L% P; _0 f
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often % w' ^0 z# U' w7 ^7 Y
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CHEVROLET:
' p6 I0 J. C0 OCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 5 \' _, [1 Y: C, ~; D3 [& D% T9 e
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 0 T/ q% ^# ?8 j( I+ L1 R- q4 _
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* f( i$ p* X t+ P8 w+ T0 CConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques + L4 z! H5 O C$ w- U
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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# D& F* I" B0 N1 _- a* W6 v. F+ ]DODGE:
2 L' @; L8 y9 }4 H7 m' x% jDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
5 n, R. x. M; o4 r% C% L* d1 zDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater & Z& ?& q' D/ p' A! a( w
Dead Old Dog Going East / G2 N% J# ] T) e& b" A0 U; z8 o
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
+ E5 _, X$ F7 _1 D. c# ]Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
# K% L8 W8 d7 P# K7 e. [Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
1 E2 C2 \/ a' dDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
' o3 ]- N7 \9 y7 A# M( kDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ; f; S( S3 M) J( l
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ( k3 v, h" v; V2 c9 W* d
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EDSEL: ; j4 d: h1 n8 h$ ^- M" V* _! R! F
Every Day Something Else Leaks 1 n d) u! x' a" ~
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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, e. r/ k4 U5 p8 {Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 9 A- `/ n3 Q! ^, t: W9 I
Fix It Again, Tony 7 u$ N1 k7 w5 Q
Fix It All the Time . d8 k" M3 `- ?5 l. v
Found In A Toilet
3 W* J" U) n& M1 u9 i# K }Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ' K/ h% q) Q( s& t) Y$ t
! E8 r+ ]- K! y8 LFORD:
7 g3 J B" w0 TFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
1 a% o( T& |1 ?3 gFix Or Repair Daily
5 y9 g' V" J! C: r* R1 gFound On Road Dead
( E- ]% j. \! S$ _/ R; mFast Only Rolling Downhill + J3 q" i& [# c. O! L/ l
First On Race Day
7 O9 @6 ?) `$ T! t3 oFirst On Recall Day + b. O* }4 M- a! t/ O
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
- o& U' Y) W, o" t+ ^# HFails On Rainy Days % m- H. ~0 U7 v2 x# W! W( O1 @+ Q
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 9 p; J: z8 q3 t( k/ D# W
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver % n1 T( n( K# d4 \! ?- w0 X6 L
Fault Of R&D
& y. v( T7 Z0 W1 c/ V4 qFinally Obsolete Racing Device 8 x4 M! i( c0 @! _/ r
Fireball On Rear Denting
5 K; v3 b3 w& W4 ^6 \( bFirst On Road to Dump
9 X, ] r. Y7 x/ u. hFirst On Rust and Deterioration " F" q' |$ @% ? f8 G3 |
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 0 \$ T& z* \. J, q# c; X C
Flipping Over Results in Death ) K; P9 |6 A0 y& H9 c. |0 i
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster . M8 a! A8 v. j! D
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled - u8 T8 g6 B' F
Foot On Road Decelerates
% P* y- R$ n, l# E1 S2 g* k8 YForced On Reluctant Drivers
6 A, B, F9 A! Z0 eFormed Of Rejected DNA # p1 V! `; ^1 [0 i
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
/ P8 m! d( y( v jForward Only; Reverse Defective
5 z# v4 E' }- kForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 7 y6 \' r* G) O' ~( U1 U
Fork Over Repair Dough * K5 I5 j' E8 P0 n) K
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ r3 S' p' u( P- {8 r: lFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
# q, ?" l0 n6 \5 I7 TFree Or Reduced Drastically : G" U% {7 z7 x1 H7 X9 c
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 1 Y. a9 l& s+ E" `! `; }
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
! f6 c9 z; P2 D# c$ i$ vFunny Old Rattling Dump / [6 s. p# r8 F
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
7 s) s2 F- o4 h }* `! w3 {Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
& r4 t- {' p3 {2 U' j2 D! @% J3 zFound Out-Right Dangerous ( j8 H+ S/ J' A6 Y+ q: q
Future Of Racings Delight
, K* J+ Z/ i0 V(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot & |7 E- `$ o+ M0 o' A5 J
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability " U# v- K7 s. ?! Q5 z1 _
Lots To Do 7 q# k. U7 s8 }; J5 k
Looses Transmissions Daily
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) k7 K- v0 \5 |3 o7 V, b; g/ {$ EGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 7 q; X0 K E% W$ W
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GM:
' \! |5 O. r3 s9 Z, AGeneral Maintenance
2 F* Y% a% d: F9 U1 LGreat Mistake ( K% X8 A* ]! J0 m4 e
Garbage Motors ) O# m# D3 q% {7 M. t, [
Generally Miserable
: a2 |+ f! r! B1 U% OGrossly Misconceived ; d+ X$ q$ V+ T+ p' b7 _
Gluteus Maximus 9 R5 A* F5 a+ M
Good Money 8 j: [/ v7 O* O4 z- M+ J+ w
Goofy's Manufacturing ! A; m! j4 n! {& ^
Gone Mental , l9 K* ^8 y% I% z% L, y2 r( z: `
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GMC:
M' ?! y+ q( \9 S& N A4 q, V/ WGrief & Misery Combined
5 v4 A3 M" h% g M8 K) d9 UGarage Man's Companion : y, J& S& y K9 p( M" @
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 8 n4 a3 e5 v+ B9 |
Generally Mediocre Cars
6 G8 R/ V; E. ~$ ?9 M" r& N, tGet More Chicks
% R/ ]1 R- J9 o4 b5 AGets Mechanics Crazy * ^& p" P. C6 y- j4 j7 U; C
Gods Mechanical Curse ' r( ^0 s( j) U+ \& q* N' ~% F
Got More Crap
( u5 r/ \% X4 v1 {. zGreat Mountain Climber ; M% W& k- c' n- W$ ?; I
Great Motor Car & Q: u7 N: J+ z
God Made Chevy
3 |1 M. U8 g( nGood Moron Car ) g5 m$ m0 T0 h& _- Q5 u: z
Got Mine Cheap % E' o7 [6 B" K0 m" h8 [
Get My Checkbook
4 R: J; M' m$ M2 P$ EGone Mad Corp. 4 U0 n& k$ r% O6 T! K
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GTO: 2 H( }" m+ U e+ H0 s) L
Gas, Tires, Oil # F! G9 i0 Z+ ]1 @$ z
Get Tools Out
6 @3 n2 V' m0 ]3 s0 G- o( kGet To Onramp 0 E! ~- e. i E( B3 ]& T- g
Good To Own
- k2 c- f6 ]8 D1 _* wGet The Others 9 H+ f8 n" O& v7 w, e
Generally Trashed Out
7 L$ }! K% \: J% F( QGood Time Out
& U2 _' M5 u, M2 [8 HGone To Overdrive
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# ~, q( u E6 {2 ^8 kHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 Q& o" ~, T' N, HHad One Never Did Again 1 P' g! l# m. U# I4 r: `" ~* j i0 ^
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
8 {4 A: N7 i' RHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles + P5 J" Q0 t. G5 `% y H5 J
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
$ S4 s( t9 S- z5 h# U) p$ _History Of No Dramatic Acceleration + Q5 e* {6 Z9 m, Q* g5 B" _
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? + {) @" \8 ^9 f( Q4 t
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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a" ~" F& D. n) y' z4 n, W$ ]HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ! _5 A/ b/ N9 t7 ?& D
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JEEP:
6 `/ y- u# y7 f% s: ^3 RJust Eats Every Part
( k; \0 r/ V' E3 b4 g' [! I' yJust Empty Every Pocket ' R/ M3 @7 q2 e( h# |
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
7 \7 [% ?& ]) tJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
) ^1 y. h" e6 [: F% v1 ^! o( JJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ( B# H! o! R. ~& s0 U
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KIA: ! o" f, u* `( q4 z; O
Kick It Around
- }: x$ x5 u d4 j8 sKick It Again * \9 v0 }( B- v- ?! C# [- Z
Killed In Action * \" @2 ^' O! ]' k+ H
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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1 c# I2 W& z7 E; N" \MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
8 f2 }8 N4 }2 y- eMostly Garaged ! i5 I3 |! A& y$ `9 d2 x
Major Goof
+ X7 W3 f1 c/ X: PMGB: Might Go Backwards
! d2 p* R" r2 k C R& jMGB: Might Go, But . . . & A+ ]9 \: ~' f
MGB: Motor Going Bad ' Z+ Z( O7 J4 b0 X
MGF: Might Go Forward
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, s M" I% a* x2 F9 A; r! y6 ?MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate * J) @) u" M$ w0 Y" _' P/ v
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MOPAR
S( f9 t1 B) e% F0 O& lMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly # @# X" P% G, c' Z7 S( o. a; }5 j
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously / d. Q. c7 h! m2 d& A
Most Often Passed At Races 7 x% C/ C3 ]9 m1 i
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
: t* c1 @- T" U) @* RMove Over People Are Racing & x7 b d6 m0 A& l: y4 M5 r
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ' c( H4 e$ n3 q9 D7 o( R, n3 p' K
My Old Pig Ain't Running . Q# d5 w7 _+ R7 E- s! _( b5 A7 W' I
My Only Problems Are Repairs
6 Q! |+ l1 z+ ]. X. e6 dMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
* R$ }; y' @, a0 C( `. Y' ^% rMore Often Parts Are Replaced * Z t, c6 Z A0 t( s8 r4 | r
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MUSTANG: 6 ~1 Y1 Q5 i; i% R) C' b
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 8 D+ R* K/ v$ b3 `
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go f% L* y+ q* {
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 0 [; B6 s/ u p; b
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 3 p4 X& e P; G, [
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' I! F4 Z5 u! {) ]3 j8 qOLDSMOBILE:
' `, }' F4 H- r Z0 s2 wOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
3 D2 n; H5 {+ A( X1 n4 U! ~Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: $ P2 e3 e+ U+ g
Put In Nickel To Operate
5 V j% a' m9 r4 C: gPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
% M$ t8 b5 a4 |Put In New Transmission Often * u+ e; m3 m9 c- X, k
Pushed In Neutral Too Often , Y/ i% h/ x7 j
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6 o8 x8 l& a$ T$ w( X4 w2 s2 \2 KPONTIAC: " X' z( p; F* w! Q) _
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car # K: n' J; C9 \% U
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
# u) R) R% v: U, ]8 NProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
4 w4 \! H# x7 k9 z- t* hPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ) n. O: P. z7 N' I X: t
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Send Another Automobile Back
/ M" R1 T8 w: W% ESwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ Z4 H5 s& q' i, v y" |Sad Attempt At Beauty
1 Q1 ?- y# D; @' P7 bSorry Auto, Always Broken
! J! y# P7 r. h! F+ xShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ( z2 l; o/ [7 q8 F# q
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TOYOTA:
- D, o# x/ w4 v% [Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto " b5 Q; J) e0 h5 o+ U$ ^2 l
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 1 M! B2 m# o) k* T9 F; V/ Q) n% R
The One You Ought To Avoid
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" a" T5 ~' Y* yTRIUMPH: 8 }4 n" ?9 l* P" o' H/ P! i
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
2 `2 d1 X/ g9 }& @" GTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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