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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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3 S5 q* }9 Q; xACURA: # H6 |5 t: _' e
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ) r2 T; k* v# V( X7 x
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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- {, S% @% E: z9 p8 P U% W& sAll Makes Combined
/ v; G4 }1 T, ]( `& @A Major Cost ) u; P1 G! K/ b; K, D0 x) @
A Mutated Car 1 Q/ J1 a S4 ?2 [% }
A Morons Car & P) u0 X5 [: ~$ h- e: a
Another Major Catastrophe , ^) U8 p! q/ w5 i
A Man's Car
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All Muscle Car
: ^9 A( k1 Q" E4 hAll Most Car
/ R4 T# T3 U- M0 h( J- gAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ! e: p8 b" o/ l& X; o
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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8 F4 {" P- q5 O9 u. xAUDI: ) q+ B/ F" k3 y* l+ d
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
9 ~) }- D( D4 C% a# l2 HAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
! M! p; n3 `( Y: t$ Y* JAutomobile Under Demonic Influence * @7 P+ K' Q; j
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 2 ?' P* ^$ Y9 `( Y8 T. `) o& o) U0 x9 @
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 1 g- p1 @: V2 O; `
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. / R" V" r; H* I
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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( J& Y4 O/ ?; u- EBig Money Works
' b% i. h, N: M2 a2 T, U. {Bought My Wife
7 s' Q6 o( G+ p* X2 DBrutal Money Waster : U8 V! X1 U# N3 S' Z0 M
Break My Window 1 E5 Y3 G( `6 J- ?( h% z
Break My Windshield # V, X8 }- x6 w S; }
Babbling Mechanical Wench ( G( i) k' `# Z. T' A% C4 Y
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
8 @) Z- x- G% z8 i7 Z7 S6 jBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
6 X; n+ \5 m. ~3 ~Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
! e9 ?7 ^. [; i8 g: J0 Z/ c2 |Barely Moving Wreck 6 B, |5 [0 z5 q
Big Money Waste
* z, s6 ^/ Q/ |Big Money. Why? " A2 `/ d5 r& r2 v0 \9 @
Big Money Works : t& b/ ^ D# f$ W0 c
Born Moderately Wealthy
$ E5 @( O" \5 H/ d* HBreaks Most Wrenches $ v- p- p$ g' _2 E8 {4 e2 B8 J
Bring Many Wrenches
5 W& D2 v' N$ E/ P: r, a- `Brings Me Women
* P- Q& e4 t0 A: \0 ZBrings More Women
2 C) I% v. l( HBroken Money Waster ! S% z* ]$ V" g9 P) J
Broke My Wallet 0 d2 J) [; W( d# d3 _: p
Broken Monstrous Wonder
8 r( V2 |, m$ t. t5 ABumbling Mechanical Wretch
& r: F0 l; j: b+ [) Y0 ~+ RBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
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% l+ N, m5 a: n/ TBUICK: - b) }8 @6 T' x u2 ^0 A$ D L
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer * ~/ @2 e/ k- o2 g% C' @
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 2 Y9 X9 q9 W: ^5 i0 h
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Camaro:
9 {% ^4 H) I' b. bCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
; P4 C0 F* n( kCan't America Make A Real One? / w7 ~+ K4 [/ v- r" ]6 \+ q
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
1 D6 B5 A1 L) jCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often ( p5 e' L* s& H V" N4 A
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7 q) q" o4 o; N j; L; g' b/ hCHEVROLET:
5 @ l. m' ]! Q& B+ R! MCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 4 R1 [( i4 c/ | D, {5 N; }! s
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time * O: W; A: q" y7 L, v5 l
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 3 I* f6 K( Z( z4 g
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
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DODGE: + w1 B1 Z: q3 h9 p" K2 h
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 4 b' f/ C4 }! G6 x( S. }- K* `
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater , w( g, d+ g/ {
Dead Old Dog Going East
, @! j& Q7 D4 _) K/ j+ f u, nDead On Day Guarantee Expires 8 B- }& d2 P* L+ |5 B7 M
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
q& ?* G) N1 j0 X+ @- I8 PDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ( ~( M- f: i9 t
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter e7 ^* t Z/ N
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment ( q9 M9 |: ^. V
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: . V: J8 r- @9 e- \
Every Day Something Else Leaks
# v# g. ~: }+ Y$ [9 ]$ `' P7 LEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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' A: c: F! D5 t! Y v/ eFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
3 n* G) ~ D& t' e% z) n7 s) r4 OFix It Again, Tony % `! P! d& \3 H. o9 L2 P( e! g
Fix It All the Time
0 i; M; n c4 f3 WFound In A Toilet
+ r# I4 L# w. f1 OFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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6 H+ N% L# [- b8 A3 eFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 3 j6 D; V2 W% G+ O+ l
Fix Or Repair Daily % ^6 w/ Q" D6 H1 l0 b+ M/ _$ {; F
Found On Road Dead
' g# X7 w( a% T- GFast Only Rolling Downhill $ C" a8 e6 b# Q" F
First On Race Day
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* |. t" Z) Y9 J) B4 O! PFabricated Of Refried Dung
1 J S4 k7 E. dFails On Rainy Days
6 k+ b$ F" {% y! iFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 7 a1 z4 P" O3 x7 Z, b" @: }
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
8 \/ a& P H5 E2 t' pFault Of R&D
/ h9 H* `% q" S8 o4 F* `Finally Obsolete Racing Device 6 j& W) s2 ~5 [, J' M$ D- [
Fireball On Rear Denting 9 J, P3 W' V+ i5 T9 n& ~
First On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 4 {. N2 z/ q! C1 o# [/ F
Flipping Over Results in Death 9 I0 y9 a: u% V3 k
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
6 C7 o7 U4 W2 k z# [" oFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
R2 X5 v. B# N: l# gFoot On Road Decelerates 9 K. y$ A2 I' `' W, n) i7 O
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
3 B) n3 `* ?2 e' q7 [* GFormed Of Rejected DNA
4 }5 G( F1 ?$ Q4 {Forwarded Once; Return Denied ; b5 i( d& F3 e# b% S
Forward Only; Reverse Defective & p( I! l% \( J* Z5 A6 D: d
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin : t8 o' m8 z" F9 c [
Fork Over Repair Dough ) Z7 e4 F/ k$ _- {( h
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ' N: J X# }" w
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ; B- q! ^: w+ w/ l; x. i% e
Free Or Reduced Drastically
* z: Q# }) S4 [: fFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 5 Y& n+ x# i# U0 C0 m0 W. Q+ H
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 8 p1 D! B7 F A9 O( S% q
Funny Old Rattling Dump
/ V& `7 W9 C! P% m9 x: _ yForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) % R" i( a, P7 x2 U( @3 T/ e
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA & p" \8 K! c Y5 s$ ]- y: N
Found Out-Right Dangerous
% `) H. `, X$ z9 M1 M) \; `Future Of Racings Delight
( ~# x& B d& K4 g(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot , ~6 B! |2 h* ?6 O/ Y* t
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords : x2 w# g1 G7 C/ C, ]
LTD: 8 ?- F4 W: {0 z( ^; ^
Lacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily 8 B/ b" T' g8 N/ p* @
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance " O: F3 t( W+ A* X! m/ i7 @8 [
Great Mistake
& ^: E1 s. R( T$ @2 N( hGarbage Motors ) v3 }9 g+ y% h2 L- j: d# \
Generally Miserable % M7 C0 Q2 E6 l7 h6 j
Grossly Misconceived
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7 ]1 M5 C$ }( z- aGood Money 0 | m0 Z i/ }
Goofy's Manufacturing : h" t- ?. U. B. d
Gone Mental 8 U$ M O" C6 b
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Grief & Misery Combined
% v7 O8 Q" k; ^/ E/ x% [Garage Man's Companion + {5 i5 Z+ Y& L& x& J: M4 D2 J
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
) k2 w9 C0 t9 c) ]Generally Mediocre Cars
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! K/ z+ u8 ]+ H2 B( P6 VGets Mechanics Crazy
( z8 E$ E5 T: M1 |0 lGods Mechanical Curse 6 ^$ G; W [! [% w) W. A" G
Got More Crap , R8 \9 Z# h4 |1 y* p
Great Mountain Climber 3 ^" h& Z+ n0 M, {( x) n2 Z$ S6 Z
Great Motor Car + o& Z0 |+ h9 U( v7 ]4 I% ?" B& R
God Made Chevy 1 ^2 u# u7 i6 M3 \1 W
Good Moron Car
+ y9 C' D1 z- [Got Mine Cheap
) H0 A+ F, n* r" y& i/ _Get My Checkbook 8 v9 V K0 T7 c5 H
Gone Mad Corp. " I" e8 T5 C) ^+ E
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% v, L5 r. }- M2 L# {/ G5 D6 DGas, Tires, Oil
% T1 c3 D# r( G0 t7 s( F( ]1 OGet Tools Out 9 f. E+ R6 E+ ~, k) \( x% E6 P+ z8 j
Get To Onramp
) a4 r" s! E8 X# wGood To Own
6 P+ B) j9 M, q' E3 EGet The Others
$ I- d* K8 q- J2 C9 OGenerally Trashed Out 6 n1 o. S7 k& _+ f8 `
Good Time Out ! D% a: p* I% U, O6 S/ N2 Q3 f/ D+ d
Gone To Overdrive ) z4 O5 }# L9 F: f. x
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# y% h( _3 t: o1 ?: Q6 \- KHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 8 K0 T0 w3 A+ \$ V) h
Had One Never Did Again
5 F" b6 C2 e8 o, e+ R/ UHang On, Not Done Accelerating
1 V6 k& t' @+ {3 E( n$ h% JHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles * b: T% ~3 M! s/ ?
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
, ]3 V/ _9 R; ^: b( |% q$ EHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
0 d& U( d+ v( K" a: eHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ; h9 J4 k2 Q3 w+ _3 @8 e
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 6 z! P7 a6 @% c! c
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... " w6 T0 m9 r3 z& a b" L1 @1 A
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JEEP: 3 M, I! p; _- j- X6 `8 b
Just Eats Every Part ) J& ~2 D% B {& k
Just Empty Every Pocket ' E3 o6 x/ `! B. E2 }; l5 S9 g) a
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
; w! g& Y, \- xJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
! v+ }( a% `+ a( `+ S% ]Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around ( m! O% m# A1 u _- Q% C6 y! A
Kick It Again
* B9 f0 P/ R9 iKilled In Action
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( E. a. a6 A! KLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ' n+ l7 S4 A% l6 A
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along / K+ R) i$ n5 f( X/ h# p) }3 N
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C9 G3 ~- e" t8 Q0 MMoney Guzzler 0 V3 i" s% T# k }. n
Mostly Garaged , a+ [+ `$ P! g/ I2 u
Major Goof
. @! s1 k/ A; ^' vMGB: Might Go Backwards / D2 Z% M$ c% S4 k) |) b
MGB: Might Go, But . . . & Z- H6 G# \5 n+ `
MGB: Motor Going Bad
6 ^/ K! A& y' e z+ X& Z o/ m4 WMGF: Might Go Forward
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9 r% p# A; e6 z4 Q P3 @MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ( j0 j7 L& Y- M! h) o
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MOPAR , H2 ? F1 c9 F$ c7 X5 Y" [- O( i
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
8 z1 o" L. } B7 s7 xMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 8 K, s4 k! U. b
Most Often Passed At Races
: g: ^7 y( w* P4 f- AMostly Old Parts And Rust ! z# L2 r+ l, d; ^; }& Q, A& ]
Move Over People Are Racing 3 m, L3 W& [9 t- W* i
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 2 \' C, k1 m" Y6 s, H" S1 |* k
My Old Pig Ain't Running
0 z& x9 Y0 `0 k* OMy Only Problems Are Repairs
9 z2 j+ x1 G3 \2 w+ f* l6 rMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement * D/ w2 s* @* H3 }3 j- a% s! \4 J! G
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: % ~- U! J4 v, a4 e, `
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ) `: b: [- e# ?$ ?/ W% C t
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
$ _# c0 X& k+ O* yMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 2 ^/ s; T* h7 g; q7 n2 `/ m
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO & X9 R2 |/ h. P# B; _- B
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" H: l2 x9 D0 FOLDSMOBILE: & O1 [3 J! ?0 e" Q; O6 V: y4 G: P7 F
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
' x( N$ I# B6 {: G, |9 }Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 2 F8 C. M! h/ ?5 H- s ^! n/ }& N6 F
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PINTO:
; R% H1 o4 C2 [* `2 f2 }0 V4 CPut In Nickel To Operate @+ E/ B% j: n2 p8 a- }
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook * o2 ^7 g u+ Y) D
Put In New Transmission Often
1 a, E$ Z' V. F2 WPushed In Neutral Too Often ! P) f# [( r* [: N% c
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PONTIAC: 7 {; N0 p$ F8 a
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ; H( U# ]( r( p; V9 j# f
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
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Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 9 v6 U; s( n* ?7 O6 ]0 i
Send Another Automobile Back
; c3 g" V' H, v5 O5 M- x- eSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown }8 \& A$ D' [2 V: `: p! j! b6 V
Sad Attempt At Beauty
# r* \( O! M ^( jSorry Auto, Always Broken
" S( F, H7 H' N5 SShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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& {8 M. E5 ]3 ^/ |* f7 GTOYOTA: $ y1 J* R9 ?' F) N, Y8 h7 S0 R
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ) J6 Y8 ~+ T! k' J9 p$ \6 H! v
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass - `# a$ R1 S+ \' z* X
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: + J" m e& o% J5 r. u* T
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! # U$ }! [0 @2 L
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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. M+ }8 Q$ o3 m, N; A5 xVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 5 T: e' D8 R) h
Vintage Wreck
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