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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
$ h6 D, Z6 D1 ~her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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( a( G$ ~1 L! P/ A$ m The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to3 { `3 ]9 d+ p" d. P8 c
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
& I5 C( \7 P* Z0 B9 t" o The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they7 z) L9 l* @% X& C/ R1 o
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
: U( f3 L0 O8 d9 O9 Zthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
& Z$ n' V- j6 e) kcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for, a7 G; Z" s# r I* {/ R
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
