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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
$ G$ ?1 e. V+ _+ S! w1 uher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the4 {3 `* E% P/ J+ C+ _* L
entrance.5 Z* n9 l; V3 Q9 Z
n5 M, i" v8 k6 Y/ ]; ` The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to2 d% U% q- y! u! s+ S5 W% U; p
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'/ t: d2 o0 M( E) ^) H0 g
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
- }& r/ J. m2 N. z- P# }1 m3 M2 Y. jain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
' f: u, ~( f# z: M8 c' q3 i3 F- dthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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* K+ y) Z/ e2 T' K# t 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just8 f$ O. D5 P, B, K3 E$ r
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for% `8 Z0 N6 E ~2 q
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
