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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with& o, `4 i7 E6 q( p% p
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the! O' o/ r& W K% ^
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to7 J4 S: m* m) d4 F' D
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'% M; H; ^' V- \5 i+ _( f5 ~! f2 w6 r
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they1 k+ R2 w1 n2 }4 l- S* p
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
5 e1 c% W2 o8 @+ p9 ^1 O. Pthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'# _; H/ u! o" K! _, L) N9 \4 z @, P! k
. m2 `6 u% C9 x$ v8 F. @ _ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just B) I* `% u. B& w
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
) _5 l" {& O/ L) y7 wshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
