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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with. O, i8 [9 \) @+ Q: `1 F" l
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to% c X2 J' O9 u9 [
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
2 q% a: z1 d. \! k9 I& i The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they9 Y0 k, l) z' [& j0 [& k$ [
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just2 ?4 v. C' a0 \ w: }" k6 X
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for* E% ?# G( U- H8 h8 w
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
