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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
1 K* H: M7 U! V# ~; Eher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to8 ?* M% K8 c# o$ M0 D! Z% f8 K3 r
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
4 l' F- X9 j+ x- z, [. p The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
+ F s, T7 K" wain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
" A' R" V( `% W8 i* b, Z/ gthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'8 B2 g8 U8 h& ~2 l
! c3 \& j# Y* D( E* W2 g. q% W5 k 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
$ M2 t+ d/ M" A5 ~% `& k% ^( ocouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for+ j( V) u: l4 a3 s% p+ F9 _( F
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
