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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
% M2 N) S( p5 ~7 uher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the# Z9 f/ y: U" }( W
entrance.
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# R+ I9 Q# R& c: e/ ~7 D, z, X" W The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
9 ?: K$ ~1 x- r' m l. P& uWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'% M7 [9 [. r3 U6 e4 S
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they1 e4 e# `0 E. b. J; T
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
6 m) a( C# P, x. B; ? _6 B8 Hthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
7 b+ p7 s/ g k( o6 Q5 E1 qcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for/ j& R* b' G0 Z; A) f
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
