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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
* J `% z/ ~% U! y" w+ B! a/ fher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the5 ]% M0 M7 i8 g' S7 N" C2 _7 Z
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- U! g$ d U. q: u$ J4 V The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
8 ~6 p0 `- j/ n+ i: aWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
( q6 P/ y0 K1 y! F @8 d4 n The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
$ D3 p' C* I! f% t5 M$ jain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
2 Q" D) k! n. X9 G/ C2 K! Cthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'( B% v; M: k2 t2 Q, K
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just7 n* x% O1 I! `
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
8 n) j; p. t/ j( o4 T. Ishopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
