Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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: a1 g$ R, D1 h% H; N0 |, x The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
! B% x+ D0 u4 @6 \! s+ B0 d! y5 H6 [2 KWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
; q' D8 w/ G* ^1 q- a2 w& S0 wain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
, m3 C, `- V7 q, Z; o5 H( f) a$ z- Fthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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) r" \. v2 L# M. E8 { 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
$ L5 u3 r* u3 l% b  j4 `4 }: `couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter