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Walmart greeter

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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
( m( W* V- e) sher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to7 u9 H) M* [: V  _2 x
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
8 {4 j) O/ f8 a+ X% C4 G/ N The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they, ^# O; k- O/ c$ D4 T6 ~
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
" {# R- n! p) W) p5 ^5 l7 Fthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'1 p) [0 I" p, w- C$ o) ~5 |

" e5 a" M& T1 a$ v 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just# p4 `# g; X  d; o: }. }
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:51 | 显示全部楼层
for the greeter!
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发表于 2008-5-10 09:22 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈~
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发表于 2008-5-11 23:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-5-12 13:39 | 显示全部楼层
Really good joke.
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发表于 2008-5-12 14:16 | 显示全部楼层
Clever greeter
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