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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Believe it or not.
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in it;
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Mr. in it;
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in it;
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in it;
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the! @7 s0 r1 v+ y7 t, @
legs of a woman.... 2 G) T: F9 l+ ^4 f; J+ W, Q. x
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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- n0 B0 X! z- }9 ~; MEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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MEN tal illness0 H: t: _1 z# T8 p- I; R" o
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MEN strual cramps  O& E4 E* Z) d+ V: F1 z2 W

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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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terectomy.
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7 E9 O7 A3 c3 M* I! u( z  b( eSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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: H! w+ \: A3 [6 [- w0 D7 @& `Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe...... n! p+ i7 U0 N+ o, |! U
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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