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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Woman has
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Man
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in it;
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Female has
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She has
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Madam has
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Adam in it;
- v4 B" P" n# g: H, m1 ?& eNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

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: U1 E; Z$ n& e. O, N9 k9 i; J: FMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the; v+ h! V# |& g. e6 ?7 E* S( M( e
legs of a woman.... 6 o( X" W' e) ]# x; C% j
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! d! ?  ^) L5 J- X) {: ABECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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+ v" J) T- j5 I* y+ QOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now..." q: F  V5 u' C
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I never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with  E$ f9 d4 {" d
MEN?  
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MEN tal illness
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MEN strual cramps
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MEN tal breakdown
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MEN opause9 e, ?. Z; X( Y, B" D7 |

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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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4 @0 W- S. Z$ O. i& RHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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