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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.3 U7 _+ b7 A8 o
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.& Y4 N5 M5 g- Z5 `8 V
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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+ Y3 W; Z4 y6 p$ p9 _If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism." g# F. f& @: o# O8 d9 p5 p
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.( a2 [- ?) Y3 p/ u: i; ]2 ]
" k8 J2 `- V8 l2 t- `# i' TIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 j7 c" W4 n5 i; Y0 S pIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.4 \% W- ]2 z+ N Q5 f4 A& f: J
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 k5 O: U# `- o8 z5 ~6 s- m& q$ k4 cIf you don't, you're insensitive.* y9 T1 k( ~0 i R6 K4 H
- N c; |9 C; W( ` a3 RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.; h/ K8 _. M b1 @( N' f/ C# T! U
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.0 m+ `: v c: m1 b
, @% V( g- k/ a4 o% o" oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ D0 h& C0 \1 ?. G9 h8 AIf she asks you, it's a favor.& M! }' M% g. I' T7 w M
n4 Q+ [1 E, W% o' l6 E o) D; qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.% J3 h7 S' g- N0 L- R
If you don't, you're a slob.
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. ?6 ~ T( \3 g* x0 _ {! K1 h& gIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( B/ A5 ^5 z# a p+ q/ wIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.3 |2 }* y* D9 X7 T p! r6 e: r, u" R
) r2 {8 B# \. sIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* M: k1 M& A% m* B) b- o. p/ I; H) ]If you're not, you're not ambitious.1 ]1 d. p2 t9 h7 N2 Y
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If she has a headache, she's tired.5 E: N- h4 w8 W; X$ ?/ n
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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