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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.) Y- S1 g6 N% e4 _% J
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.* f0 p9 w1 [* @9 p5 }, @

! k# H0 y6 Y; U, Z' bIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.5 }& ]. `1 }# _. |, W4 t
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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0 X0 k5 \) @3 X0 Q: HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ n* y: c1 T- M. c/ t0 R/ vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* b. T) ~3 E4 G* k  h2 |
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
, Z& G2 ?! ^* EIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! a9 Y' h8 M  @/ J, ?

( f- G. \' M7 p1 Z7 w7 p; u! \/ e0 D* GIf you cry, you're a wimp.; K) J4 n. J# a* J8 e5 i0 d7 j) ?/ t
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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: H9 r# k/ X9 v3 ?If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.7 n( t7 V7 C% q( \/ N  x4 T
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; N* T+ C1 f% ?, Z+ `1 x
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 N  g) |9 [) D+ v' p2 w* SIf she asks you, it's a favor.9 [- X. [3 n+ M% o& N# p9 R4 V4 V
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* C5 X2 N  u6 WIf you don't, you're a slob.3 _9 j7 T* X. v6 V# v

) M5 F* ^6 }, r+ }0 r- UIf you buy her flowers, you're after something./ u) F/ X7 H% s4 h) f$ \
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.% Y% c2 `, R' e& m0 s
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 N) U% F" q5 t+ I2 U$ C- oIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 a4 Z7 T) n: V0 g2 oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
+ `2 A5 q, W0 B) }- ~feeling sorry for the guys~
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