Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

- C( E! B4 V! V8 b0 i' i" fIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

+ a/ i& ^, J; E, {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! ~! R2 K) W9 _2 p8 n$ tIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

: ?: J7 D- A! u% v+ R  u- ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
# l0 ~, f1 T3 @  Z" N+ E7 YIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. L/ d9 Y* j0 K; \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

( O( S9 Z3 A9 q0 j$ N" w% GIf she has a headache, she's tired.
2 \$ o- ^  |. Z( G9 k* B. u! TIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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