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( [" Y5 R$ K2 F, y5 yIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.3 r# }- w" M! F" }3 }
2 i. w9 {, E8 H: HIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, Y) s7 P; y& H- m1 }# x$ \If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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* c2 p+ g3 G2 f: BIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; N6 F* X! w3 Z! b, ^9 P
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.2 y4 p5 Z% B: t8 y9 ^0 V. U7 K
) A7 i4 Y$ y6 ^* _; W PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.5 ~1 S' L/ p' z6 _+ t
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 S1 H" g4 }, j1 hIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! C) u5 Y# m& l/ f" d/ oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ \$ S3 s& T+ c# ^& @2 N" E' O
# B! G, N: Z& W( }If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ m2 J# o$ o3 cIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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0 O: l* c, @0 b5 P& D4 G1 l" aIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 m+ j& [/ U# C* eIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ `/ L! b3 k; q" W0 q: i( Q5 nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful., E3 w* ~, s3 M! T3 Z% P2 {' [
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.9 B% G9 i, ~4 X- K7 g$ S
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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) H" ?8 j$ ?! c, bIf she has a headache, she's tired.
3 @; ~, S) }" EIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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