Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" _/ @9 k3 P$ |If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

9 @# z! L! K% {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" H  G/ m, Y6 A: D1 I: RIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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- N! X; |/ H  F+ n4 QIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' R! `. O+ M( w$ gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ V& |$ w0 a$ z) t  ^3 {& k: L8 UIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, u( v7 n; f4 {$ D" P) i8 }If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

, A' u. E. N* H8 {- K  MIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 Q1 ^. q, B0 K9 lIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

1 k/ t& A+ r/ y; qIf she has a headache, she's tired.
; N  a) h. u' E) E( w2 kIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 n/ g, g- ?/ n; ?" Qfeeling sorry for the guys~