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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. w O H9 L0 V5 }* q( W% Y) M3 z
1 \( o, L/ K) d9 j+ `8 W S7 tIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' I; v7 B0 k9 z/ u0 |2 N2 KIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.+ _8 z7 W8 p/ ?& n1 g# H
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.$ o @9 U4 x( d7 R! }
# b- i* f/ x" d8 w( aIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.( `6 ]% d$ e2 v% `: d3 ? c) f! v
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: s, f- w3 \% z2 N7 CIf you cry, you're a wimp.4 G2 m6 T+ t* Z5 k# d
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. |4 N# P& h5 i, M2 D j. _
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.+ r' S: i1 g" f! ~' o$ K
( q0 A# Y% R( K1 R" Q" ]If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* X# Z1 ~' l. K! j- N" F9 f w1 \- M5 \If she asks you, it's a favor.0 W' z9 q+ N) M, g M
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 Q3 l; d4 N8 p: ^
If you don't, you're a slob.& W6 r8 r" a7 u! t7 m1 V% c0 s' `
% r9 M3 Q3 W1 m' c- R8 EIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.9 a4 V/ m9 ]& A( V
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." t: w. T* O: N! M( G# b1 ]8 T
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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( t2 C4 I' P' i" v' b" l+ PIf she has a headache, she's tired./ S, @+ b! H! ^1 a
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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