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( l& _5 C Q* y/ G/ w& y9 T( u5 cIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 m2 c4 U6 {- Q! [$ e
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., O- n# S! \4 u; B9 m- S
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ q7 _/ V( d" N1 UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: u/ r8 k0 R2 j2 r5 |If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 Q0 S" W1 }& G4 hIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 R9 ]5 O! _( v/ v; E" e1 w
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( m- Q6 ^4 g- s
If she asks you, it's a favor." h. Q1 H$ v M9 q6 @! t
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.6 A+ k' }4 V* K R0 V: A A8 J0 j2 e
If you don't, you're a slob., R2 Q1 `$ S) ^
5 e1 U1 t1 W2 s" ], w, N. YIf you buy her flowers, you're after something. T$ ` h) l3 ^ }# ^
If you don't, you're not thoughtful., D6 F* f% S" I% U( } ~
% ]# s, L0 m1 R. W j0 {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 v q) @4 A5 BIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; y+ ~2 K. M) n& C" _( M C4 @If she has a headache, she's tired.' q) Q) U# i7 D( s+ n) P
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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