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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.; D7 U' V# |7 I9 l
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum./ k/ Q+ i$ p3 ^' |1 v0 O9 b. L
- C( E! B4 V! V8 b0 i' i" fIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.5 Z% P k: t; x% `% N- _
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better./ |4 @1 V4 w3 D5 t5 t2 \0 X2 }! }
+ a/ i& ^, J; E, {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! ~! R2 K) W9 _2 p8 n$ tIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.- ?- C8 ^1 T: e; ? R) w% R
: ?: J7 D- A! u% v+ R u- ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. r9 ?6 R5 H1 ?- k
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 s5 t- C% T, W3 A
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
# l0 ~, f1 T3 @ Z" N+ E7 YIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.( {% p. s0 @$ X0 S& {% ?' C
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination., g# _* J; | X8 e# o
If she asks you, it's a favor.2 O9 J* v& k$ e' @9 ?5 t
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ m6 O, ?& X7 @* R2 k- b
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.+ A4 m. \! @5 ~! W" u0 D8 S
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. L/ d9 Y* j0 K; \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ {0 Q2 ~, y6 L4 a0 g. B
If you're not, you're not ambitious.% f- y. I" n+ u- V) E$ c7 r
( O( S9 Z3 A9 q0 j$ N" w% GIf she has a headache, she's tired.
2 \$ o- ^ |. Z( G9 k* B. u! TIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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