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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% e% ?/ s6 S; KIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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  r0 r8 q* O2 [5 S7 b, ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.' o- j- a( b9 c% G9 f
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.% |- }0 {" _6 s
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.+ a6 @% d6 t$ Z9 Z7 f4 ?% u& |
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.! K0 |! a2 P, J# ?, W1 u7 o; d: C
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 `. y4 b5 P  a! b+ k- bIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ h/ Q- K$ w* J( [: h( Y% N

9 {; N$ c# L/ ?4 {. aIf you cry, you're a wimp.
2 `9 X/ w& o# X* DIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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( o% x. A5 k! \' ?3 d; r' a/ rIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 M% D& l4 M3 f; X: x+ I
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& J4 {1 z( h; H5 aIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) P( d6 A" ?6 z4 B9 iIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something." J' T; u0 F: k- ^- U
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' X, V, \9 }" \# u5 L- `( c  jIf you're not, you're not ambitious./ D+ b3 ~3 Z% m  S
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
9 h% h' @/ w/ X- Q: m+ nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
. a7 r5 O. F5 C( I# c, N! O: nfeeling sorry for the guys~
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