Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 o0 S1 J3 X) H+ w- dIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# A1 h% t! m! f  N" @! cIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  b; j: W% z6 |1 RIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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7 W* k# Q* r) L0 c( H/ P: q3 f' mIf you cry, you're a wimp.
6 ^4 F0 Z7 h# W3 h3 TIf you don't, you're insensitive.

0 x  F. ]2 n5 }# M! {If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 \- t) r/ M1 U+ L: t: Q! k! aIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% X# [% H2 o. }) f0 Y4 _5 nIf you don't, you're a slob.
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9 k' H$ M( V" `" Q  \( @If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 y- x" U  w: e1 T( rIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; V- I- ]$ E. p+ _! S# Z; [If you're not, you're not ambitious.

6 B2 p* K% }* uIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~