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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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; ^' \0 S8 x* v4 L2 ]) ~ ^# i$ dThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.': k! G6 X; F: O" m% l- u( N/ d5 ~
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
: T" E9 h+ h' Y; l0 P1 t* Y9 E(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 6 r/ X+ x+ ?9 e% z' E
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. # i- q, M7 `8 r" m* _! a: b
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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% R2 [" j, V. |) l! F& w; d/ h'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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