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# C9 \6 x6 T: V) [8 z1 t2 \) h'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' / I) X( d7 \6 u6 w2 r
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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+ y) l. p1 ?+ W) v4 k* H# v'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
' T/ ^- [8 }8 M q: P0 p(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' : t2 Q* h- w" @( Z
1 {7 I8 z% _+ h n+ J& k+ W'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' / D# \: k% r) z1 f2 P) [9 R. x
2 O" [0 O: \6 N f# C; T1 {4 V d'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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