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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. $ f* E2 r3 J) B; y# S0 [
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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: S/ n' d' m5 e; S2 h! i& kThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' / I9 f V7 {( A$ y4 r. L/ j
" u! i8 {+ ^# r' r! Z( z% T# z'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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% n6 r/ T4 G( p8 v6 ^1 f2 Z'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
a' L( L% U B" O6 e1 b" I& @(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ' U2 X, l" I+ B0 }
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 0 I5 D& b3 X. d
$ j2 ]: i( U+ ~* k! G' [) ?Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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