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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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( P/ v2 z( c; K: I3 C1 i- R3 X, N'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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9 ?% E' J: S; rThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' % K6 u A. T4 `, W
$ d( M; D r8 b. y' T'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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7 o, L0 O& z; h$ M6 y'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................1 W- W1 E1 @1 N" j
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' - w1 F6 t4 w# I+ k
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. " e$ n) d3 q+ p) J6 K5 g) a# P
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' # B1 Z" M. o& Q. x1 Z) D, v
- v( A) Y' R) g3 z1 F# f+ E4 x4 p'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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