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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 5 v u% ^! `) f- R9 K: o" I, ~; a
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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. }6 J- ^0 p% E9 ]The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 7 \5 ~! w" A) n: H
; X d& Q2 T" G/ [3 c'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
# v" J/ B8 E/ t(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 6 |5 v" X% b+ x" d# c
b* O' N C' h, m+ }7 ^'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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) f+ @8 K- S9 k/ K- S$ u6 D'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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