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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ; I6 ?% v2 C2 d. h' {, ?2 N1 O
' X0 D% a0 W( V) fThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ( N$ J- D( A) P4 t) I
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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/ a- A4 s: f( m) p' b- G'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
% s- C) _ s8 l/ L% @: u8 `( E1 w& U(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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, \, X6 V3 H1 RGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 2 `1 _% u2 l' D F7 B) P
# K' K# x! m# r3 m2 Y'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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