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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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& O# T9 d1 K+ Y4 {5 J9 fThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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1 R) h( Q, r% \'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.', E; A$ a1 a/ Z; @
6 m# k- M8 _0 @! c0 j'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
8 y$ F* o% c, ^) `(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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