MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:12

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello.''' `4 _6 z% I! r
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"Mrs. Sanders, please.''& V4 N) v% H# O' k
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"Speaking."
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5 B8 w$ s7 m9 e" F6 F- J7 G. x- x''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
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''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously./ r3 f7 c2 s+ z! b, R
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"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
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"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.5 }5 W* A: K) ?. g! ?

( k% f/ I/ n2 M- x% Y"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."6 q, b/ Q/ `; N# y% u" Z+ U: O1 s; s

0 l e+ U# w y4 @& K" \''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
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''The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:47

Dumber · 发表于 2008-4-29 06:56

What can you do if the husband can't find home?

lington · 发表于 2008-4-29 07:26

原帖由 Dumber 于 2008-4-29 07:56 发表 $ s! _( R- K5 z* m2 q( g
What can you do if the husband can't find home?

You are a gentle soul.

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-5-9 19:01

That's sad. I know it's just a joke but heck, in truth, medicare is that bad!

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