MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:12

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello.''" }9 T; {4 E# [3 m3 V. u) }
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"Mrs. Sanders, please.''9 p0 v% j$ Z/ m

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''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
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''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.0 I6 k! n, E  h! f
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"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
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"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
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"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.") j1 {. C- r# M9 i9 ~0 O
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''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
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" m: x( [3 e% \: _6 d. P- R  [''The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:47

Dumber · 发表于 2008-4-29 06:56

What can you do if the husband can't find home?

lington · 发表于 2008-4-29 07:26

原帖由 Dumber 于 2008-4-29 07:56 发表
! ^2 x% {* S+ w- t' A4 T% y$ `What can you do if the husband can't find home?

You are a gentle soul.

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-5-9 19:01

That's sad. I know it's just a joke but heck, in truth, medicare is that bad!

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