Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN" Q' B) y6 R8 a; L" V1 ^  B. M

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.0 M. I( H+ J+ I: U  A* k. `$ C

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+ _( R6 K$ R$ _) ?- ?& a' i1 B THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .. R. g3 s* S2 n

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.3 \2 H$ G6 U. d7 Z, F, u3 Q, B

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.", H5 e6 f1 P8 ?5 q; P: {

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.7 K5 ?# C* G: b; |
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* U. N5 j) a' C( I THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,9 k9 q4 _" U: U& |
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."/ F! ]! N$ Q, G0 @1 ]; T  i
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9 _0 h- n- C; J" R/ O- E6 i THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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IMPRESSIVE..3 `$ a1 H) x! s7 x- h' n
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR# W  h$ q, F$ {

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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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