Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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. O* [" A, s7 T% V0 K SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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$ A" G: B8 }& i2 p THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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% H  u# ^  P. _) _& E0 R) P" [0 i2 @ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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( s  l$ k# q( f7 {+ l7 j I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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& ^9 I/ ^" c5 t( x WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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( K( ?$ U' u8 h5 D& B1 c! e0 Q/ i "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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1 L. ^+ T5 k7 V' @ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


END.
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' A* q$ z6 y% g( @ THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


1 m2 Q8 \4 w$ L# m2 S5 Q THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~