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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA./ }! }) H0 j2 u" K" a
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! Q4 ~3 ~. g' V1 m THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .6 d5 z! n; O9 ~, W$ I3 I
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' a' M5 w# O0 T9 \" E. Q( } "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.5 s6 _- p. T7 u) k8 v) v. V, P4 ~
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. P4 e1 V( v: j+ I I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."2 X9 ~# Q4 {) g$ r
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.! X& H9 R( g5 v- c$ a* ]) P
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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3 X' h6 S" s5 ~, _& M, s! { THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU* C/ r% D# G t2 s2 `( g
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