Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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$ O% J# E) ?% E" y! b! _ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."




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7 r$ a" x1 q- P  P  B A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


4 M  ^$ H& T' H THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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5 f; ~5 `; _& ?* c2 }' Z IMPRESSIVE..


# K4 e1 k7 s: w# v6 q& y  h$ K SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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2 @0 q+ j) J* E5 z SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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: a# K  v3 l: L THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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0 d% H& y, H$ f, H LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~