Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


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, D: ^! \# Z) q  k: P4 x THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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, P7 `& H5 j+ F1 L/ ] A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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) ~/ {6 Y" f8 y* x* C# b: d/ V THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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  u: D+ k2 V8 ?& C( j SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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  V& w0 O3 U9 S& W* _ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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