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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN6 Z0 R4 ]1 s6 {  T1 W* ^5 R) ]" z1 r, s
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; H8 `5 P+ f0 O. ^ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.6 v0 \0 }4 l9 y0 X& D
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.8 ^  _6 v  m( P4 T: l# ^

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1 ~/ \' T' P9 Q8 ~4 @0 M "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.# O" T1 e  [* l

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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6 a% i" j+ |, k/ U# U) |5 I NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR# t2 r# A1 w7 s- D# C& l- T

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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( n# C. I( e4 ~$ b6 \9 P  `* e' l THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU1 q; g: {# X. E% d" g

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