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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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! l  w9 V- d5 V; v WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.# s; \: R0 v5 i, z* `( E
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.- t9 _) K7 x" p7 E- o6 a
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .4 {+ q. Z& p" h( x8 n7 Q

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.. J* i! l6 K+ R9 |$ F. c7 {5 r

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- q$ r" w2 d2 \( F I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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9 n: H7 E: u8 Z1 Q) ]: K A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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1 ]! E+ y7 y, \  B THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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! Q- l7 Y: R. b, j- | "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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( _/ J; n1 h1 @2 `8 `8 X! e, J7 |( i NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS5 i6 e+ ^( t- [5 q' y$ w* h

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.3 d2 z4 z$ ^, Q

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1 M5 H' `- d* Z/ t8 K0 D1 [ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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( C3 R4 b5 F) N THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.: _8 g  B! ]. E# a9 F/ c
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/ t+ T5 N  H5 c6 p THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU& q8 s6 c' U- I
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A3 L* w! ]* ~) Y8 v
FAX!!"
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