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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.) ? }8 N& _' k+ B3 v: Y" i% x5 @
5 \6 E1 b2 _& f2 L. o( _You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"& n& ^: ^$ }7 z" Q+ Y& J/ x* G
7 Q ~& v3 \4 n, ]' i; R( g1 PSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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6 G( p) H; V0 c f& W l.... and that's when the fight started. |
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