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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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. @2 Z+ @7 B7 y0 `, C+ wYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" x: d1 o# D# u) n, [5 e5 R7 S
$ n" b: ^% ?# m# [( @$ }- \So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"# Z" U; N8 f9 N7 F
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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