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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.; L8 _; h0 K8 M$ w' I4 y
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?% x* T, ?* g `! J
- Z$ d* _* n) A$ @4 N. \* G$ qWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"3 C2 ]) E' X. l, s
4 e; H' f: n. G E! n- FSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"5 v9 w# N I& d
# [: V% l2 w6 a5 T- ^.... and that's when the fight started. |
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