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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
8 Z, ]6 i0 @1 \ T { Hengineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：, ^7 c6 y8 b3 P( W
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. K1 U5 M3 `1 |" WSymptoms that you are Engineer
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5 p9 J* i. L/ {5 x3 ~8 P' EApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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8 [2 c+ V! A! q2 I. VYou might be an engineer if…* e, A* k9 ?1 k v# ^/ W# g1 c
# G0 n6 F: C6 @1 G( f3 U( B/ j% cIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
' @. I* P* G: W/ {# d( \/ p0 d4 cIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
1 l+ z/ n q: O& Xwork
7 }# Q7 C3 z+ yIf your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
; n' f6 X$ i& [+ S6 ^( t; y0 t1 jIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”, f) l+ r( L3 b, U$ O( W8 r7 c
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
# Z. { v$ @) r+ ]% L/ |) cIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
% Y/ Q3 a' V' }- V; Z5 T mIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
: [4 I1 e4 s2 L9 `; O P9 _& A# fIf the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
$ [- b5 C6 v6 ]) N1 {! x* LIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
8 t$ X2 m0 }3 z* w! C8 ]decimal point in the right place
" L8 |* l8 W& O8 n0 v, T% SIf you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
- S& H2 P. _. bIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
) }' T% P5 [. u% ?hanging coats and taping ducts; g1 X5 U: ^ u$ s4 V ?
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest9 r% p b8 g% u& b' B$ f2 d$ F
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
$ Y3 r! f% G1 ` M1 u+ H8 T) EIf you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
; H2 T9 R* W" DIf you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a
" N: @+ |6 V1 O" e/ itest that actually takes five minutes to run9 k7 C1 a* k. H" d0 P
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
7 K% ~8 z% {4 t! C5 n/ e- ?" `* M- TIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
) [9 m& D: U# _5 s/ m" y% E' _0 tIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
) m8 ~1 |$ l( N( E8 |If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s c1 x) o8 y! ~' h8 e4 `
inside/ @( T2 h g. j. P& c
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the+ ~8 r5 P- h" c2 c& Q4 T8 ~& @3 o
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception/ g, w* d- o/ O1 H
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own2 q: ~" D, A/ b" u0 v, ^8 A
nuclear reactor% M+ S/ W6 @" f
If you have never backed-up your hard drive3 Z: E4 `3 \8 i1 @* W
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing9 n8 g |. e9 r7 e1 {
games, but are afraid to say it out loud- G9 P7 @* X* m( `% g% U5 G
If you truly believe aliens are living among us
& E% [7 C% ~1 R3 vIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
: r( B+ j% d7 K! _If you see a good design and still have to change it
) X5 O1 ?: Q+ \, n8 Z4 B* zIf the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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5 P/ D6 F h. k, r6 _/ LIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
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automobile tires
) R" N1 T* s) L5 A6 o! R) FIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
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. Y3 G, c1 ~$ J7 F7 n/ B' `If you need a checklist to turn on the TV- C5 q, G3 u$ s
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name" e. ?% i# L, o
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you" t& G% x% N. D( C w0 L5 M, ?+ ~
rush up to the front to fix it- s- g7 W4 U+ A/ \' f$ d+ n
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary+ q# T9 V. F' |
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel U z, c0 D# w: f5 Q$ D
and have seen most of the shows already. E+ G \, F# b- p& [$ k1 i& _9 A
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV5 l( K$ u# N( h5 M$ ~. e) v
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
/ y8 I- B4 I9 s$ r& y$ G$ [9 Fup thinking that was normal
2 ?1 L3 G8 l$ E! |( Y% ]If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what
( Q% H* X( q! Q5 r; i/ M9 Lsize screw driver to use {& ~' {# m* Q- ]# H/ A" C/ g* z
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
' R5 }+ [9 Z4 e) K$ thandwriting
+ {# V1 W" p8 F2 e4 AIf you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time- s7 {* j4 l# g2 v. F6 D* E7 D: }
this week
5 g& V. \. K6 q0 uIf your checkbook always balances0 u2 V) H( v' `: m, w; w( c
If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her1 G4 X7 G$ a; N# [+ f% t* A/ k
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
( |( s1 G# _0 m Q. t' tIf you think your computer looks better without the cover
# M2 V. Y5 m! ^3 eIf you think that when people around you yawn, its because they/ Q0 B: c: X- ~1 E. v
didn’t get enough sleep
. `; g3 e+ m/ }4 g6 ]5 G* UIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
! ~. x, ^. V7 W! U$ U3 x" OIf you know what http:// stands for
0 o. a! ^( s: |, {8 L! A* uIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
# h: ]$ ~, G9 E* \) X) o; Jexplain atmospheric absorption theory.
* w2 ?( T$ l$ t. d. Z+ p- i& X& BIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
Check out the salary survey here:( q/ u! v& ]* [9 T. s, n
