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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 v- k" z b% ?5 w. z
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# ~$ R$ f4 f! }. `0 W
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
0 C1 v3 ^1 k2 F6 `& k6 j1 R* Zwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 E) a* ~; x9 q2 G* w/ D; Lovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
# k; ]; |1 G9 Qcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."- ]4 S! y2 G$ J3 @3 e
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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- d8 m- L& f* t( xTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 N7 v7 P& A K& C1 L
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( y. x& A/ y* Y7 X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."* I- ]( t$ c8 h
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your' ^$ G+ k% q& @# @( _% E, ]
condoms in your car. |
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