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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# M. p' a5 O5 s' C0 \
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
+ j! }1 S- [9 K- ~only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 J2 _4 T3 c8 ~
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 U" i5 O% O2 W; N& r rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
8 I" ^5 a5 A% }; B% x5 p9 Cwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 M0 l' Y8 F3 m1 ?! T# V7 cdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
_/ \' W6 V* ~7 |! novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and7 ]2 |6 h" ^; |; r. d+ n
committed my life to her sister.
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7 Q. b1 ]5 t" v9 W* WWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
* a$ ?9 c: g/ K# nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 i2 @( ]2 z6 I- {! I' V% rfling, just come up and get me.": h) g/ e0 e2 B# C2 `$ m$ L
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( N3 ] m& k5 T% g8 h# b) t' W
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 Q+ l! B B: {+ a
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 V3 X0 D6 `4 t
my car.' `5 w8 w, I- j, ^* s/ _
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/ i6 U; G: ]: W Q: ~) b, pTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
: [3 ]; |4 m$ J/ loutside, all clapping!& { r3 Q/ `4 V; E+ Y
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4 o9 Z; M' ^, kWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% t$ q; ]# [- h& h7 b& H5 w
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 Q8 I J1 T. k4 Y! B: d# E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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/ n' s" [% B( P+ q9 Y# WAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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