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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST4 @5 S* B# @5 O

: i& n) K# q* {7 e, Q0 yI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
2 f5 ?2 e) q2 L3 T/ ]% thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
' {4 q7 d/ n  y0 g% \! m" ]" }only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 K0 L) E; h# k' Y  c
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 y  w5 w) I* N+ q: a
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she- V6 w, L. k% m* Y1 T' H
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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. c+ ~5 o; `. i2 G/ u: N0 HWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 }" Z# q% E* d8 V9 Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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9 p% B! x2 @4 F- w+ |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 i% c8 E0 _2 h* n3 i, E4 G: O# d
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; V, J7 h9 \: p+ r' X8 }- H
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 `4 @* O: Y( [6 X
my car.& l) `! G. ]( J# @0 W; o
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* Q& i2 n" S  qTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 v; k& C2 L6 h7 V  h4 c
outside, all clapping!
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4 @0 Q& Y8 l+ \6 LWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- p6 W* `7 N; l7 I
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 k$ I+ A: t' ]; O
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ g8 r! r- d6 j. n$ H1 H' \

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' r4 q4 c1 K; ~And the moral of this story is: Always keep your- S3 D5 X6 V: S( @- K! e
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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