 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
3 B6 }+ s2 p5 V
0 F" U' u) m1 nI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ t+ Y" V m+ U: C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 n7 @4 K9 O- ?% U- O
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& }& T2 J& o8 ]: w3 F
# W. M4 b+ @0 v3 I- d
3 X! z! b! V" n4 d! L
8 e+ _$ Q# }2 I7 {- @0 Z: M5 V' x( vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
' L) S+ f+ h/ K( f5 u8 V% A& T0 rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down2 Y6 X* }" u$ g4 }# [
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, Z- D$ S$ `: E2 u: T* ]6 q, H
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
! _, r. q- k8 z G" R- s6 W
0 {; I7 E0 s+ V- ^0 [
. `, I' y/ G5 Q% x5 {) _, l6 P, ~( d0 o" g) h! v
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
. Y T3 E4 k, }- L: v y jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. I( _" E# p4 D& I8 h4 G/ c
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' z* W- Z& ?* O4 [overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 u( l4 _* [1 M8 y) Icommitted my life to her sister.; @5 @8 @: ~6 V5 S. w
0 z' c" o0 g" a. D1 v- e3 t" y# D2 h2 T, A7 R7 u7 _
) v! x" a$ ~- C" w* A
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. d& {0 |4 h- b$ P1 i% ^) Csaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
9 y" N9 ~- k, Z6 d% Xfling, just come up and get me."
* u* z8 |6 W: \& k' _" y- x$ M* k: |, `- M* T Q; t
$ t( V) K1 E) j
- ~1 H e, ]5 Q) fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
6 o3 I5 ~! f9 q' `; D/ Mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 i: U7 J2 c3 e1 c# C& [5 j( ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 x( P3 g' g3 f7 G! C
my car.
7 X0 I9 {4 O; p7 X, W
9 G" |0 \ |: b8 s4 C1 T$ H* ?" U0 S9 S4 z4 I- L' c
" X& d5 U( \( ?6 O+ g4 |
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
2 b0 R* Z. ]0 u+ Routside, all clapping!
n! l- E3 M2 u7 j# l/ k" T. G" w: \" M0 ?0 \9 V) |
6 c9 ^! B: r- E3 t8 ?! O
# r( e9 {% O! ~6 g) vWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ }& e, L% c/ n y6 V2 R# X
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 ]2 |2 d% l6 W( g7 y
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
" }7 k+ ? N) b' d; k7 Q! @/ D
1 x2 C ^3 u' p3 K h! Z8 T( e) u
$ K0 Q: U3 ^7 j7 }/ c1 {
6 g$ `% U! Y2 c3 v$ gAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
+ O. F/ s) W, Pcondoms in your car. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:34
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47
