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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I O' x A2 \4 w0 x% D9 {& E9 k
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 Y9 r% V$ W1 x; `4 M9 w6 J
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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1 M5 w) \( h4 O, D8 pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very W) T: C" z: ]
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 s, [1 W; F7 \3 ~' \3 A$ @7 f( qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; n( D& C. S& `7 ?% Ddeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else." I) l5 l( ^! O' G
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, k) y) B+ G6 A& nOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; r6 r6 C, A G8 X" j: B, k2 J
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) Z, D( H. `$ [' u# Tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; b+ h- p+ p3 T# o) ?. c& t
fling, just come up and get me." \, I7 z( R* F1 P. d( v
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1 o+ F6 n. r% o5 ?8 \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up) A1 l% \; v$ D1 G7 J' S
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 Y6 [( ^! O7 U; \. h5 Z8 i* k
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) t2 Y0 ^$ h- R* |0 r% Q3 `* U0 I
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ k' o+ Q9 }* b( y( `/ a% SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ Q. p8 u5 Q. C# ^2 k' ?0 R
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& `! x, M) i8 G" T& v; G$ S6 Nask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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* @+ y; I2 l. P7 k; GAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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