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9 }2 }5 E6 E, I& k5 }" L" y9 aI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- N) }8 R4 H5 \6 @5 `
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 g4 ^. T; Z' y4 Q* R0 I
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 H; W& c- u' ?" K K$ FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
, Z( D+ u; K5 ?0 P( W: K' J" }tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* r5 [/ j& }3 ]+ l* S
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 B( ~ J* F' _1 |6 B! u! Bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 F) Z: F& \! M: x' g1 ?0 Lovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 {5 V% E2 V; `3 z0 D, t- S
committed my life to her sister.6 c; L. v: |. b) U- r2 }
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( e0 _+ d# k( M/ K6 H3 GWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She N7 }/ [" f8 s$ f
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
4 }* l! t7 @* f1 \7 sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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6 h, E3 ^) \9 l% tTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing! ? [" A/ o0 _ y( J. s4 F" L) i
outside, all clapping!
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/ z1 D# p. D; q$ K# gWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% \5 \! P3 y+ X. w) M# P6 gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) f3 R: a8 U3 y. S- N
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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