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7 |- ]& \2 L7 f# Q8 `) ~I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& f& h: _! B; t1 @: {4 i
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 l1 k( Q- v; n8 p
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 X. S/ t& {0 W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- `; d" e- Z9 V! J
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* r! U( F7 d! X( ~' g8 z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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8 ?5 ^! c/ ~2 X1 dOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 G% z6 S0 `8 G8 y% ^6 ~
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she1 I" ~1 V. \9 v! T* S$ R! N
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- R9 t, R. F0 \! q" c; `7 B+ A
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 a- j1 {; Y5 O* s$ X* Q+ K Scommitted my life to her sister.
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* ]: I" {9 Y; y% O! j2 D7 ^* HWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 ?1 w9 |7 g( o* Lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# y. c7 x" I' L3 j; b# ?8 ?( i e* U
fling, just come up and get me."/ |/ B( m/ @; ^# R# X9 S3 ?) m$ H' h) o
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up; B. D+ K5 ]( |1 d, |8 G0 F$ S
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.% L+ _; h$ J2 L) |
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' f! P# D6 O& g0 {: h* j) T( L' K$ g, hTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
3 M. d. @1 E; o) Youtside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 F) ~6 A, Z1 [, e5 A p# C
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 x% h4 D0 [: i" w# m
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your; U$ s+ s4 g5 C. ^: O& b+ c- C& g
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