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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
$ A4 a5 U2 [& m* qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
4 B0 c: G: m1 ~only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 i' e; d) `- H1 J0 R% x8 Z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: C# I: V: \1 r( ?1 D2 B
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5 n$ K! U: [ R. nOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) W$ C2 p, T+ h2 x0 f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 k- E( M* J P b
committed my life to her sister.5 V0 }. f7 f2 J% c2 O7 z
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."; X) D, z& Z1 Y! V, ]/ T
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5 B6 s+ {- m# o& Z0 SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* T- H3 ]) y, a
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 ?# M6 i) a( M$ _& y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 X0 @. B7 V" }$ v* O6 g
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8 Y, F K, g3 aTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" W& ?$ y- e8 E/ x& P2 M& c
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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