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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.' J; a3 n( w0 V* Z# V
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& h/ ~6 w# ]7 F- Y9 v
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 b. }5 q" j m+ P- v
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
+ w. x% A1 n) G! Sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ L& |. e4 b0 b1 L0 `
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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. B$ z; f7 Z7 Gwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 i4 {/ ~2 L: {- S
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" i' N- R9 @9 F, Rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
% n; e% v- u2 q' V( ^5 [fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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8 _5 ?% K4 {( `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) F2 K9 f3 W# [" usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& w `: ]9 Y# T0 Q, aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ I3 ~: |% U6 f* e. a) b6 l
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your, S0 c9 m( X% r1 l! Z( K; \6 N
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