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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ! a3 e( b' p1 k
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
0 {! O. S, k5 q. q5 x: n% s! W( sWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's; f) K( a" {$ C& `8 R" Y2 m" o
family was invited over to see the baby.
! K7 a; c) a# gBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
! a" ~' P' o5 C7 p9 iwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ x( ^4 d1 h. ]- x1 e$ wHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 7 @5 z1 O$ J& W5 t
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he, t" w1 A0 g: F( V
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.3 U! e1 k3 w: \2 v
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
6 y. A- z; y$ eWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
7 T$ ^4 y( B  w# Qbaby.'
' @. N  h, H+ S- s" U) jThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 5 u0 T& i( ]; Q: N! w  N' |
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful7 h7 @8 I) S, d
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
' [/ f4 Q+ |8 e. j8 \he see?'! }6 f: b! e6 z5 g( ~' Y
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said7 N7 m- S+ i& \& f1 j
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
( D% K1 B# b4 I- F! f% ^needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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