The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
  Q  ]! H4 K) P* ?, {Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
/ Q; H7 s2 O4 N- d! {6 Q" n' KBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
( }# B  \4 r; V4 {' J, EHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
! r9 h9 g$ Q3 N. B0 A% iabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
6 D6 x- ?  Y; C% sLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
& G0 M4 O2 K8 uWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
) s1 w- N+ A: G, e( e# XJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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6 ?  D2 |$ U* v4 L" J) V' N1 D'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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