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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
0 E" s  Z: Y3 Q% S' D  g$ BUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.9 ]6 b  f1 Q4 p$ A) r
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
. L8 z: k" O% F9 s. K( ?$ l* pfamily was invited over to see the baby.
8 g& I+ G3 ]9 i: ~4 L. N8 ^  _Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
0 M2 P6 s$ G  H0 S. E- @& y* D# Swith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
4 B  I8 n# ]9 T. x" SHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ; L$ {  |# A0 ~; z4 l
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he4 L* R5 i) n$ X" _" l8 S
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home./ y- d9 I( h% l+ U& E
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. + D5 d" h8 Z# o
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
! p3 b) i2 w3 J. F0 X2 N8 ]Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful6 D6 ^! ]' g, m* S" w/ F/ v* m
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can0 ]! N, [+ i- q9 {; }. U- i9 @% c& Y
he see?'' B4 i5 D4 D, @3 C$ a$ \
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said" s' v3 m8 G' S6 R
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he9 `% K$ x$ D: l) N' b
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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