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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
, s; E  L; R8 [" _2 E3 w  K6 mUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
- w% N0 u( v2 d' LWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's5 N2 _/ c4 g* Q8 r1 ?
family was invited over to see the baby. ' O2 ~- C( D7 D1 u8 n5 ~$ @% [
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk) r' S' E" G: F& a3 F$ E+ F
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.2 C. n; u( U# i; {
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 8 h' Y5 _4 V, i! `" h& O- A+ p
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
; c: i6 j, o$ _  Jwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
! N: D7 g! q3 B- p  t  r: zLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. - H8 i& O+ n* W9 v7 u# W
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful+ Z# W/ |8 x9 V
baby.'
/ |" O& A9 W* ]& TThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
8 r/ B) @, o+ N* p" e! IJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful. x6 l( V. n/ S4 C8 ]9 D1 E3 d, C
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
( ~. B2 B3 G7 W6 B7 m0 fhe see?'5 H" e: _3 w$ x( O
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" Q$ r5 N; g0 G1 h+ N  m1 } he has 20/20 vision.'7 s2 O% y7 G$ g  w, t; L- m3 B

6 r& c9 p' J" i'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he% n' _% o5 o% _  V
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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