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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ) S/ E" A# D8 |
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.9 q- W0 E' w& v' t4 C; H- [9 R
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's- i# W7 A' g% m/ P# l6 E
family was invited over to see the baby.   G. x* }5 n) Z; V9 d4 G
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
0 K5 C- T9 Q5 v  Mwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
" Q( M$ U( v+ k: e/ \, p! YHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything / r* `; Q/ P% {) Z9 t( m
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he3 n0 v& T' D: c. c' @
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.$ Y, Z/ u0 w- n  y% ]* O% {
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
5 H7 g8 ~, c9 `2 G" KWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful" U& u0 L! s! l( Z) @
baby.'2 ?' _/ J- a* i+ ?0 J! R4 D
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
- o% L) a, M( W7 U8 BJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
& |( Q. [7 g' o) P! |little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
0 j6 A. c8 |, T, [9 bhe see?'
& z$ M1 }4 ]0 n5 ^0 B' `'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 K2 k8 r" ^' M* l! L
he has 20/20 vision.'5 h9 Y3 L7 G3 m4 }+ }# u
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
! U" C/ |8 B. v9 `( _7 o7 _needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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