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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
  J# J1 \$ g$ T6 BUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.+ {. ?; y" y0 u+ ~7 F& B
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
6 y; Y0 Q5 X7 C& Z& S' ?" Efamily was invited over to see the baby. 9 e; T$ J  h6 C0 G% \
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
9 ~2 Z1 I5 \( J: [/ mwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
; ]- ]$ P' l& J% u7 Q4 }% yHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything   g. \2 ~8 s9 M$ j1 v- ]
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he6 O/ [/ p; o: e1 B
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
4 M' w' y# Q( f: K/ [5 t, fLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 0 `; U  m' m/ X, s
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
: y6 y/ s. N8 Z% sbaby.'$ r! _4 V/ h' A8 V' J) |) `
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
+ W8 ~; @8 m( F* x' X6 e% }, l: RJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful0 d* D9 ?' p7 q4 G1 R
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can  e4 g9 {3 a. i; Y& m. ]
he see?'# ]8 [/ q" D; \+ @
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said# @, Y: Z8 N, I4 Z6 c
he has 20/20 vision.'1 `5 t5 H! j; f6 m

! K8 `2 ?0 J9 a' L& Y0 b3 l'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he9 T; A) E* ^0 x7 p2 R
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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