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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
- I6 ]3 S1 [9 E! b  l0 p" h9 c  VUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.% T2 o9 K8 b5 `) m4 W4 v) z& b
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
9 o' s+ p& `6 g) afamily was invited over to see the baby.
: O, W7 U1 R2 fBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk+ G$ |; H- Y& d0 p# }5 o
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.1 p' F- p  f7 J* |" R  R4 G
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
' V  I7 L. L0 `- j( E6 Aabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
4 I9 e8 g7 w9 I; S: Dwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.; c8 G# K# L4 o5 M  ~: ^% l
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
& K; r4 a) a0 v0 bWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful  `2 Z7 l0 ~5 K8 A8 j; K; Y
baby.'/ }. h/ _. R5 ^$ }
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. / G+ z5 g; o$ C* p9 t
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful( i6 Z2 V$ z& U1 }# L  r- I" C
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
/ B* X8 k! k4 Phe see?'
8 F% R8 e& x' V3 n: K8 }9 V'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said) y% g- c  E) e4 N; l' f
he has 20/20 vision.'* R  @; c5 X- d* M

3 G- R0 b5 Q1 Z" X1 Q- E  y! L/ j'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he' ~9 B  p" r) B! q0 s/ M
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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