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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
; _: H# g( ^: y7 W) |  FUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
/ h  \/ `3 G: ^When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
) Q& m2 b) B+ f( c3 W, n( r( B% Ifamily was invited over to see the baby.
, E# L3 R, [: _Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
  O; R$ r& a, \. s- H8 n( H, x. Ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.$ F" M5 s0 Y7 j3 p% v
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ( I5 q, E  o6 D, ^/ i
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he# z# n9 q) J- _" T. V+ t
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.8 ^& X9 z- I1 F5 A2 a, c  i
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
4 P6 i" l& j8 |7 b  e2 e' `& QWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful" _$ f# _# ^- a0 C6 B5 `1 n/ X5 ?) ]9 L
baby.'/ I: E4 c* R& e% r( Z' r$ ^3 a
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. $ C) s9 N5 h! Y* W6 w/ l8 U: @
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful: X6 J9 F: [2 P3 R3 a. \0 w* H
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can2 |& J2 S& y: h0 A/ e/ {7 w
he see?'; |! H4 B8 A7 ?, g1 N6 x' e; Q
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said& n+ l0 K( `% t5 |3 X/ r, Q
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
1 B8 ]) @+ ~7 L/ O, G" Aneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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