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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,/ L. C$ C+ c! D, U
it is your fate but,8 N# D: q! g- D9 l/ m: F" c
if your father-in-law is a poor man,- V$ j" i& i- G1 F
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -! e# e# G" G; r/ u, X
education ruined me.& @$ r8 D8 D  \9 Z. W. f7 h

. R0 m# [7 `! S% |' z4 h! g0 [Practice makes perfect....# s% D. U0 ~, w, L
But nobody's perfect....../ g: X7 X6 e9 X+ x4 T, y+ q, A8 G
so why practice?) h4 ]$ @8 J5 B" F" B7 @

' Y& G  U! n) v: I; j" [If it's true that we are here to help others,, W1 }. L" U9 L$ Z, B8 o1 E- W9 `) i
then what exactly are the others here for?0 m' Y7 [, g0 ~' m+ A5 O
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Since light travels faster than sound,3 [, _: ~  G/ C2 \
people appear bright until you hear them speak.0 n9 V. z# |0 H2 T' k+ p

) N) x( x$ n2 q& N+ x+ cHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?2 U2 _$ J$ s. Y) f" ^  {
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Money is not everything.% L; s2 l1 {( r0 k
There's Mastercard & Visa.! Y) T9 C( u9 P  J& l8 G

# C( ~/ G6 s' pOne should love animals.
9 x+ X! c7 F, d0 O7 rThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman) d/ @) S  l: F1 Q0 ]
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.4 P: |* G: }3 {

+ U3 O! L/ z( }" C; AEvery man should marry./ Y, ]# r9 S" L$ U+ T
After all, happiness is not the only thing in6 H) [2 }6 t0 S, ~$ o9 r9 ~0 J/ |
life.0 K, G' D" u$ w  [0 x: {6 H
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The wise never marry.
9 q8 t' W: _0 k! h! Band when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.! t, u" k2 A$ {1 B& ~/ O; B
It brings so many relatives.
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) V. I* h( V8 r3 HNever put off the work till tomorrow
3 H, a( L+ ?9 r0 f" V5 Ewhat you can put off today.( S3 n) R, B' m' F

! R' w( _9 S8 ^  A6 I* ~5 J. p"Your future depend s on your dreams"
. J7 j. j7 N5 c1 k8 i+ J/ G( QSo go to sleep
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+ {5 y9 N/ o% K! S: }There should be a better way to start a day# Y  c" t+ k) B
Than waking up every morning  o9 y. x3 f7 m5 R
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
2 {/ t) U0 T, G4 ]* uBut why take the risk0 |2 L. B' n/ ^. u- t6 G% m

5 A# Q5 `7 x" x& S"Work fascinates me"
% C% ~6 K0 S: d1 D0 V2 F! gI can look at it for hours; Y1 E  b) e  R, u+ M5 T. H

6 v. v- L( K8 ^) P1 ?God made relatives;
1 }# N- |& M! s$ V& iThank God we can choose our friends./ Y1 @6 E; ]" J8 {3 J8 N; x, e. f

4 u0 j1 C: L& ?3 Y+ QThe more you learn, the more you know,
# U9 d2 ~$ g6 B9 E. @The more you know, the more you forget
& \4 y& u( m% @, M3 g8 `3 M  LThe more you forget, the less you know, }+ Q) U& V3 D1 h7 s) E- i( U( `4 o
So.. why learn.4 `2 T/ B  X# j+ Z3 z

$ \1 W" V+ |( W' F! `6 t9 BA bus station is where a bus stops.
* n; L7 c5 h3 ~3 J8 V8 E) @A train station is where a train stops.3 q( O& f( t; ^; D& I3 Y
On my desk, I have a work station....; |$ D" A! Q1 @
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!
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老杨团队 追求完美
lol
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