Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
$ o8 t0 p" a% U) ^% t7 [education ruined me.

, e$ l$ A- A: P, u. `Practice makes perfect....
5 F; `, U' ?9 }, QBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

& H( D! L, w- L# I, XIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

% V+ M- {) f* xSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

- _6 n7 f2 L1 E& z7 y* dMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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6 l6 {: P% f, W! z/ }. mOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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) L' ~' \4 O  a/ \: nBehind every successful man, there is a woman
$ \* S: _4 K7 _0 F8 O, [/ }+ W0 l% AAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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( g# y) J# q7 ?& i$ P6 R: _" }Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
! K* b( U+ B, x6 dlife.

The wise never marry.
, o4 V9 X& h* ]) P0 @8 W$ qand when they marry they become otherwise.

" ^% ]" u- M7 x4 wSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

/ X9 O$ V. D. @! X# L3 n7 L7 jNever put off the work till tomorrow
1 {6 Q4 `3 }( a9 H& _# uwhat you can put off today.
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9 H, M; W% C8 F+ z"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

$ O" R% A" I! X; t, S, }+ XThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
% G  y( \- N3 P5 H3 b4 S5 YBut why take the risk

4 R" o0 t" b' P$ p3 n* x% A"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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# b) }( _' q' C% m7 ^God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
" l. h( v7 E5 c) G% yThe more you know, the more you forget
/ j5 s8 I. a6 p- l  t' o5 \) dThe more you forget, the less you know
# x, ^# B* ~. I, O; DSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^