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 If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,7 [; d( N- Q; G) }2 |5 v# n! m5 u
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
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% |$ y9 i3 H+ q- IPractice makes perfect....4 i& k4 q0 A R0 g2 o
But nobody's perfect......
9 S& R6 E" B( Z; y9 D- a3 iso why practice?
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, Y, l& d# h% RIf it's true that we are here to help others,4 h2 a5 V# m6 f8 Z4 a
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
6 X7 H$ [- g. j$ [. ~- s7 eThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
7 A+ \0 P" t- H) z9 W* S1 KThey are so tasty.6 Z8 w, e9 X3 |6 m3 y, s- C, A
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
) @3 a* {3 s! K7 Z6 o& M* d |8 uAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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( M: y, V& x) ]Every man should marry.( ?5 I- X' ]# V8 [; h" _9 r, Y
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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! A6 k% J* t0 D2 D2 k8 ]: ^The wise never marry.1 S+ e6 F& d# f p1 {
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. ^9 k, k# I2 x' `5 ] _
It brings so many relatives.+ z! T" ?; C- I$ O
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Never put off the work till tomorrow! O0 |4 g$ ^6 ~. b8 i- @
what you can put off today./ S% y: S& b0 @
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
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There should be a better way to start a day
8 N* W& H1 _( U8 u3 lThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"1 B7 y* V8 i% I; o" w1 q
But why take the risk
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( [+ n( p* ~* W* U# W"Work fascinates me"; ^. Y+ k- ]* ^9 Q# U
I can look at it for hours( P$ n0 ?! b; Z/ y4 u8 R
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God made relatives;( T! I. r7 E/ i" y% M
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,: o& P2 {* U. _* ^" |' L
The more you know, the more you forget
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! O8 y8 _2 T. e4 S! J7 y E5 tSo.. why learn.
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- Q0 |/ J8 m4 m$ u4 z* yA bus station is where a bus stops.# s* O8 a2 h @8 U" |) Y
A train station is where a train stops.
! G) s0 |; ~4 o4 h' E% yOn my desk, I have a work station....0 G( ~* s6 q9 [5 ]: @: G% e
what more can I say........, @) }6 U4 r& z1 `8 |7 o
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