Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
) U: S+ x# \4 t" S8 B' |$ J$ j/ jit is your fate but,
% C9 O" c: |1 s" R: wif your father-in-law is a poor man,
" o) Z7 H: `9 J( G6 S8 v% hit's your stupidity.

# ~1 n$ A) ~, a" I8 z+ a) SI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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6 I& Y) Q3 _0 ^0 X& H$ FPractice makes perfect....
' i+ U! c; Q, J0 D6 iBut nobody's perfect......
; H4 u4 l; h; |! T5 \6 Z% F! G* pso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
3 X; D7 o! R/ j# s& F" mthen what exactly are the others here for?
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" G. Q- w% p4 U- lSince light travels faster than sound,
2 u* |* ^# r3 x8 ?5 fpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

& B! P* I( S9 `3 N0 s  [How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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8 o" z9 H( |7 s% ], L0 IMoney is not everything.
  S5 p1 u( v# D0 s* ]8 G6 @There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
: V! Z: T6 c, R" y- \7 PAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
1 g' S/ k: a$ x# wAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

" W$ \) ]& U( d' x0 Z& mNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

4 P& ]: }9 I% N7 o+ {& C( l"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

, `) B, h  g5 r6 z! K; t& zThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

& Z0 N, h2 B" U" L# c; _$ A  S7 |"Hard work never killed anybody"
7 ^, T" Q, M4 B& t8 Z, x/ WBut why take the risk
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8 M8 c0 ^2 T! b. t"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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' v. r  A- w3 {God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

4 l; W  E8 b( h5 c% _The more you learn, the more you know,
9 G- m- C' X. V( gThe more you know, the more you forget
$ L% R. A0 T! a$ o  PThe more you forget, the less you know
) `' A# W. U$ l7 e6 kSo.. why learn.
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4 A% ^) R% n1 ?1 R( u6 T7 A; E2 N9 iA bus station is where a bus stops.
; @) ^( T8 a) [4 iA train station is where a train stops.
' X& ~3 ~* @- G0 r( OOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
% }) R7 c/ W9 n" Y, v8 Clove it ^^