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it is your fate but,
9 A0 F( e/ W2 _; jif your father-in-law is a poor man,
9 g5 p4 _- ? r+ E; L# @it's your stupidity.$ s0 m6 U3 `$ a
$ z2 h2 [, q- B* c3 I1 zI was born intelligent -
+ Z. u6 \3 [3 I: jeducation ruined me.- `* |& D' `1 ^& s3 D
! Z* h8 S" Z2 \6 ]% ]Practice makes perfect....
5 h3 ^% K% f3 a! CBut nobody's perfect......
! @# @! x" u1 `8 ]so why practice?
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0 d- H+ Z* S5 x' e" v4 n+ wIf it's true that we are here to help others,
$ q1 }( b3 P7 @: _' j/ [* hthen what exactly are the others here for?/ M& @% N9 p, T9 o6 H+ ^
& Z9 X$ O w5 w! l* T0 gSince light travels faster than sound,. {, f; M$ C" v0 C' C( l* U
people appear bright until you hear them speak.7 o" {. P) n- m4 ^- w3 W
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
9 z/ C2 }+ O I! v1 T, SThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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( t( q8 ^! ] \4 h3 t; U1 rOne should love animals.
/ V1 I s+ P. J8 A9 h b' {$ {: M5 MThey are so tasty.
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3 d( L2 a' u7 D; D; W. _/ rBehind every successful man, there is a woman
% Y) `+ ?1 n2 S+ oAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.& `# u9 w' [8 ^* Y( ~! ^
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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5 I! @1 C3 H$ `9 P) Q- mThe wise never marry.
: r- S' ~, w v) s9 ~and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.' H) _2 [8 Z6 w7 k' v; b
It brings so many relatives.# z* X% @/ {* E
5 G3 ~" x, p8 T& v6 [, z/ d" fNever put off the work till tomorrow
- i5 g. |: Z# {$ H/ ]what you can put off today.- i3 z6 o, v/ K9 Z2 _
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"! A T0 F' m& J6 D$ b; v
So go to sleep# b! F; U" a* O# K' v- T3 ]
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There should be a better way to start a day
- \! | J. j1 t" wThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"2 t; n- A) X% u# j$ e8 X
But why take the risk8 ?. W6 B# A$ z
( R O8 |' l% Y5 f1 t$ R4 F0 i; {' g"Work fascinates me"
4 z! A, J4 {5 p/ @) lI can look at it for hours0 u+ q3 ]* ]0 h& y9 i, O. C
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God made relatives;
2 A2 {+ X* U( J% Z! wThank God we can choose our friends.9 ?3 Y' r$ s: [1 m }1 X
9 i+ `) h3 H1 iThe more you learn, the more you know,2 k2 v8 ~$ U' d0 c! j. S6 Z% L
The more you know, the more you forget; V% c: n! ]; ?/ ~, B; J' H
The more you forget, the less you know( g& P9 E5 F3 Q% x
So.. why learn.! E+ H5 X2 [% j
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A bus station is where a bus stops.% L, u" l+ s: t
A train station is where a train stops.# {$ c3 f- K: q3 m
On my desk, I have a work station....0 o+ }+ K7 Y8 p
what more can I say........
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