Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
! ?$ Y3 h8 F4 K  S/ {" Zeducation ruined me.
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2 A; u1 |+ s' s% `Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
- `; Y7 P+ ~! ]so why practice?
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' ^4 P' m( k+ r" W- T1 cIf it's true that we are here to help others,
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

5 \: {" d0 _5 yOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

% p, @" b/ I- Y) S- Q0 ]; ^Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

' ~) N; r. Y" s7 oSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

# v# r9 O5 ~5 R: Y% a' y0 J9 U"Your future depend s on your dreams"
9 l5 B% g: p* [. cSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
8 m" _& y, c+ T5 L" G- r- s$ I6 RThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
( t( \$ v. D& g9 a7 L8 sBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
8 y6 l% }9 r" \5 z5 `I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
/ q5 j% E4 Y. l! a1 xThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
7 n5 U2 ~4 J+ y$ A  |- HThe more you know, the more you forget
) I& m# N+ T6 g) r# L( JThe more you forget, the less you know
) x4 c; X* S; q6 ]So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
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On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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