Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
8 A4 V3 U  t( f9 J2 f* n& feducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
$ ^% W" q; r6 J9 m2 L/ Aso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

9 J) _6 u/ b; T* |& q' gHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

- x, |! R- a/ F! `/ v0 CMoney is not everything.
- e  @8 A: D3 G$ GThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
- a' W9 g  ?* B% R5 l4 }% d; nThey are so tasty.
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: g  r( Z; h# ^- X, w. Q0 j4 XBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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+ v; x% d' H) Y; xEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
$ ?: ]9 d+ x3 H/ Flife.
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8 {% A4 w' K, ?The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

& t$ b% a( }1 K1 }& q, Z8 LSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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) U! q1 z0 n# Z! d; p1 g9 c2 gNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
% Y2 L- E9 u! r6 G6 ~But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

2 I4 Q8 x& v8 Y1 B2 q# xGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
2 W8 Q9 z9 q1 p5 ~A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
; ?0 K+ d5 b: t7 Y5 T1 \$ `what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
2 ?8 E  A* l; @( Z( q! s- ]# }5 Slove it ^^