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it is your fate but,4 [7 t. ^' Q3 A
if your father-in-law is a poor man,# C7 |5 Z. ?' a- |" W/ b5 N) K6 `9 s
it's your stupidity.: y: [# Z- Y: ]/ g& |$ Q9 C- G
% T, s. y+ p; x0 m6 `I was born intelligent -
0 _, O: q7 n i" teducation ruined me.7 N$ `0 n2 ^ J- A+ h2 C6 G
% o6 s' M3 G- E/ YPractice makes perfect....
9 A L0 l4 E7 e# Q! jBut nobody's perfect......
( }8 [7 U7 G) c( N: S& w- Sso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
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Since light travels faster than sound,
0 F+ {- Z9 l3 ?) @people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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& Y( a: C, b( m* l0 X+ xHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?% X7 E) I5 [' w" a, Q) p4 v2 S
8 z; D/ |& N- e9 @, }. `6 M, u8 v" gMoney is not everything.
( H& e6 y: a" XThere's Mastercard & Visa.2 z5 y3 K6 A% I9 T
$ ]! B. E: ~9 {! g0 `One should love animals.
' ` @: j- c% c+ g F4 TThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman& T' h7 t) Z7 |4 ]- `
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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]- n& F8 f% K T3 f; q) P- E1 N+ YEvery man should marry.2 `! q: f. t6 {" N! T
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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, G9 K7 [' A/ y: TThe wise never marry.
5 p$ l E: l* {& [: @' E$ T; Pand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
) L" s& B$ d! a- t& c) qIt brings so many relatives.
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2 C; ~6 v3 i! R6 [& j0 ENever put off the work till tomorrow9 f1 b) b2 l! ^- p$ E/ u
what you can put off today.
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4 g( s2 A w6 H6 }/ N& A* p"Your future depend s on your dreams"5 _$ o2 x$ t! v
So go to sleep
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Q0 a1 x$ V, u5 t$ C. H- V+ rThere should be a better way to start a day
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"Hard work never killed anybody"3 V8 W1 O' X3 g+ z/ l
But why take the risk; b9 i% O' F1 p
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"Work fascinates me" Z0 K+ Q0 |2 Y& o( {
I can look at it for hours
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( k* o, B+ n) {$ w( f: HGod made relatives;" g/ Q6 K P7 t8 n9 L U
Thank God we can choose our friends.6 |( C; D3 Z8 m/ z. b
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The more you learn, the more you know,* c4 f3 [8 @8 q W5 T$ |4 I
The more you know, the more you forget
" u; ^2 I/ C) Q& ?The more you forget, the less you know
# e8 x1 Q' A4 k, y! TSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.' ^) D1 `# T0 ^+ S' Z
A train station is where a train stops. S5 J4 a& G8 _, F& R; x
On my desk, I have a work station....
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