Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
* {# A% d- J3 o) L! o4 }" L7 B7 hif your father-in-law is a poor man,
# n! t" `; o7 p0 j: vit's your stupidity.
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; r& z( H4 |+ n; _) H0 e. KI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
1 O# K$ y4 _# e% aBut nobody's perfect......
& Q. }! X5 Q: X/ ]so why practice?
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- x$ M& O% t6 s' |/ C5 VIf it's true that we are here to help others,
# r* `. p7 ?$ ]. tthen what exactly are the others here for?

- e8 c8 |/ E8 }4 `8 ^4 JSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
# J6 j$ |1 ?9 S& A# cThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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3 T& P) a) X( }" N' P/ vOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
* H% e: Y8 j5 }4 `+ W( OAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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2 Z) d- a; B4 K* \( q* y3 T, z4 f$ c1 JThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

$ m# i+ d9 d, I. w/ L8 v, QSuccess is a relative term.
1 I, f4 C- m6 t9 m% h* V  fIt brings so many relatives.

8 a: K0 ]& T* i1 D/ q0 c4 R2 GNever put off the work till tomorrow
) Y; T3 o% d4 O; G, x( n! Ywhat you can put off today.
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  D: E7 y; L3 R# \"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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. W/ t5 ~) ]+ O9 Y: p6 rThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

2 e" |0 O% O8 H( HGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
6 y5 l  K8 Z3 j& H2 n6 ~The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
' P. _* X$ P, A) dSo.. why learn.
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$ ?2 O/ h3 y6 m' ^+ IA bus station is where a bus stops.
: U. U; k. x0 N0 }# ^9 e( J, XA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
! O) _1 y; d: blove it ^^