Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
5 }5 S/ h; \$ q6 sit is your fate but,
5 W% P+ a. C" K+ R% Q, `& A% Xif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
9 Z# P* X9 }! Qeducation ruined me.

9 q8 @6 K1 g2 F- k! R) GPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
7 L) h) U5 F0 B" @+ q# B! a1 L$ Rthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
  `; ]- C' B! ^& }& Ipeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

7 m, ^" G/ d5 hHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

$ d5 `& y0 b; J; n* D1 O* QMoney is not everything.
6 v+ a3 @: V) a9 N. o' h% @There's Mastercard & Visa.
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2 {" g* T. e9 F# V3 I# {5 NOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
& @# H9 h1 z7 s' D2 R9 t+ TAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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$ X" _4 O* `4 y- _" H# i" [Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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, Q5 N% h3 E" NThe wise never marry.
! X6 O8 K2 b6 jand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
2 A5 u8 O$ i3 o; ]+ {0 o) qSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
# L7 X& V! e4 }5 J4 ~Than waking up every morning

( W7 c0 i  A8 s. ~"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

2 ^5 ?( x+ m. h8 C' G4 i"Work fascinates me"
. `, w- _) C$ LI can look at it for hours
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/ }8 h, M6 A* [0 P3 CGod made relatives;
' [8 x8 Y# h" _+ Q  K" a. c" qThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
. F3 a' [& H( s% I& Q1 YThe more you know, the more you forget
' ]$ r# A* q9 |* v- e) Q7 ~8 BThe more you forget, the less you know
* E- `" X( |7 e$ X' k  ]! mSo.. why learn.
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, X5 @2 c5 I3 }8 Z* y$ YA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
5 o7 D$ K  o0 g3 \, B' gOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
4 ]/ u1 I5 K% h2 u, y7 n: I( Vlove it ^^