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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. |) M1 m* B ]. r7 iMaria: Here it is. % i( [. L- A3 ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' ?& B8 c( l2 z6 D
Class: Maria. : ]+ e$ B; S3 E& I
- e4 Q+ J* U% d8 a4 L9 HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' U( H$ E: O# n5 ]9 p, \/ iJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! U" L8 M! v* u5 E2 O" ]9 Q2 hTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 V& I1 F. l. dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 B/ ^9 C7 N% w; Q: B: U
Teacher: No, that's wrong , s" A$ [2 s: U, @: Q# `8 _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 Y4 g" g( i H2 [# L% m
" ^8 N* y+ w% ]! l- ?+ `% ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ I9 W& Y' a) NDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) ]& x$ J- ]) B" ^ B1 ?! GTeacher: What are you talking about? ; m! i) D; C6 A
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 `8 }9 H" _1 c, B4 y6 B
Winnie: Me! / a% s. X: h" ]) F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 R, E" M/ |7 e, {" f }* h. q7 cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 h0 i3 ]( L" s2 |: ~4 E
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." n l% W9 _ F9 w" h, k8 _
Millie: I is... + F; c/ ^; L: Q7 N/ D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ X9 x( U1 W2 c; c1 _Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ [$ k5 p2 @4 j- g9 ^% V* R$ n+ h
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 b4 a0 Z) A/ D: rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 `) j T4 o- y/ u0 w: CTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" z) j' A& {* [! {9 C! L8 pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 j( \& A$ r* V* p* _
Harold: A teacher
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