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/ ^" p# e( p9 JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , A0 A/ @# u; _/ P
Maria: Here it is.
6 ?0 f2 v3 M+ GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" e8 A9 x. W3 @2 o6 N4 |! iClass: Maria. ) L& `1 |% \7 l, s8 R, m! \5 h# d
9 p0 l/ }) i# [( r% I/ F. FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- q1 T5 R# u2 r# i) T% JJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( K" I9 \ y# K% l
6 B' M/ b1 \$ U8 }/ ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% e7 A# n* c8 L8 e- uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) i3 ]( q& P( N
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 v2 m+ l/ c) R2 t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & b$ \1 y2 I# t. J0 Y( Q
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 N2 T3 f) {7 b2 G b, [
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , ~' L# t& G1 T: N/ |$ G4 r
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 V! k/ ?6 i# e% W+ J) Q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 m. `. q4 l) t" }Winnie: Me! ( {# f7 w# D% B' w5 ~
: o& p {# \% D8 D, O3 |$ V3 R) kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 p2 S: L2 K3 J/ ^ |. r A: Y. X8 ~7 fGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + w# I; H" V# w) R A
Millie: I is... 1 e; ]! F- r( r6 M2 v$ w9 d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 E, K9 w1 W1 c H. k. DMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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# u! ~& y9 {6 y6 U8 Q3 K+ Q2 ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( v' h! a7 E! r, N" U. q0 t7 P- T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . C) |5 d* ` _
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 c5 E+ _( e6 T% ?/ e: y' a
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 E8 M4 I- L$ z$ w! {
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) F3 `* e; ^6 A. J8 i; [! ]Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( U K% K! s& D
Harold: A teacher
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