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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! D9 l# r* E$ }( w0 f1 y3 yMaria: Here it is. 1 `3 g( e+ z W4 Z- T( O+ x
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) A4 n0 W* n6 c! P: k" ~, q
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 @0 `4 t: \1 Q$ s
John: You told me to do it without using tables. * o0 Q7 U, Y' V
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- I+ i1 K4 `0 p# s" G7 MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 T( [! c2 \1 ~/ N' X. s
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 t. [7 C# c# T2 XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, n2 c; L A1 C+ F# h! ~8 i+ w; SDonald: H I J K L M N O. 7 a$ a" A* ~; ?" f# Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
( I2 d' ~; V& w8 X) C/ h0 A+ KDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / g% B8 P: {0 ]9 C
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , u* s, d' I4 Q9 w) e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ H6 X2 n# R' U' k! n5 z
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 [ l) o1 Y9 U5 T3 S2 XMillie: I is... " k2 \: Q$ i. |7 K' O3 j8 O
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- ?( Z! h) J X; }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* P& R8 h+ n `7 QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* Z, i5 | Y3 _Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , O9 c+ k& l* A6 J. Z
! _* I% w. g0 m" u# xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" n! G3 j$ V5 X* TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; m% n3 \" `6 g2 n" j3 LHarold: A teacher ( b( R! t; ^3 J2 {/ b
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