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5 f" Y+ }7 K- h, o$ @# rTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, V6 B9 X D1 @9 [' W8 b7 P3 cMaria: Here it is. % r o+ u; ?5 E. B6 q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 B. z/ w+ h8 E) A% ?, LClass: Maria. 3 q9 F* I" K& c9 w5 t
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( L. A1 Z4 V# f( d2 Z
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% S0 z/ v9 `4 D4 L) EGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' t3 T8 m L8 F+ M$ _$ S0 V7 E- I
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 g2 i% o* t) iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * E" _2 E( I4 _* F9 F g7 X. b
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " z' K: {) }' f5 Z% L+ X# i
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 S4 S4 s5 T# m6 O: U6 @Teacher: What are you talking about?
. |6 |$ i0 @/ HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 n" {( ?" D3 k6 ], ~
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' e; F) O O9 |$ ~0 tWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; L& T& U3 ], R6 e, V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! [6 _( Y/ M8 x7 I7 h& P
Millie: I is... . z$ {' [% } B6 l! C6 ^
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 P8 k7 |% Y& y) J5 n% aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / ?" P& F# [2 Q( c1 Z1 m
3 E! {2 R3 F6 ?3 d2 h4 {" r: TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
x* P& F/ S0 oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : H! c, k$ ?4 U2 v$ p0 @ }3 p
( k% F$ G3 X# `4 g" p- UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / P3 O* J9 D( [! s0 L! S8 D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( s2 V- g- `- o5 r* iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 a. m4 m$ c& ^6 Q \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' `% t. c4 U& x' h; \# H
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? P! Y; q$ x+ e4 `6 j0 |
Harold: A teacher
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