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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 h$ g! K3 e$ p+ g- K9 N
Maria: Here it is. " d" {7 Y4 ?" M% l% [. _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 E& u2 h* C+ y0 r: L/ EClass: Maria.
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# @0 u' u& ?0 F6 N* XTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , F9 z: D! y' l. @
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , [4 J0 I/ o8 e0 F+ v. `
7 }. a! l) H, Y9 E% G' J! hTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 G* F% b' h! c k( q/ Y3 v- A
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ I \8 M* F3 I" M& S* y, ?; p
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- |; S/ l/ s/ s5 ZGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 q" t2 x9 R1 FTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) _0 d$ O, v1 g0 E+ y2 Z( C' O3 \
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! ~# X9 R0 @3 H
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 h5 L$ X8 z- G+ Y6 X5 @/ F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ V$ f% A; z2 f( a( ^; T- s
% [5 q$ j% a( T; eTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 n/ f5 E, p- @7 F$ D0 g$ K" oWinnie: Me! 1 g7 `# c: @, y" @8 c2 C3 n
) U1 N9 s2 R7 I0 U$ ~& i) XTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' n4 I7 y! ]( r7 Z* jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # U: b" r" F$ \
0 n. {3 s- b0 x# PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , \! r6 J, M) M6 }& i
Millie: I is...
" y6 r+ h* B3 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ v2 H3 h% X' T7 t/ qMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - G) R2 v. p8 M# P; R% |
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 H4 y# \. _' I: X$ \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 l3 L5 H3 H6 `, z* lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; F! b# |& j9 R3 _. M) D- DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' s* d$ C# Y4 B `! k! s" D
- N2 M* g Z: D9 ?" nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 v4 e ^; T4 \ N+ _Harold: A teacher
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