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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, K P" L3 W$ e. VMaria: Here it is. / Q4 o1 c' v4 j% n7 t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? M' v/ L% a/ J/ K! l9 I3 K9 k; P
Class: Maria.
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' j& y. @* |) |9 K4 G7 `3 lTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 w/ ]+ B; U* t/ AJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 g8 n9 o9 u* a: c5 C
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: h1 C: f) [: y; pTeacher: No, that's wrong
& U" I) w u- bGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 w' l4 ~8 \: _8 `
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 S( `8 p: B( X+ h' i2 bDonald: H I J K L M N O.
. x( x5 C# b8 k9 J) X, x! b% fTeacher: What are you talking about? 2 C' l# H' ]- A Z( L# O& \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 a5 A4 o' e% K$ a0 O
+ B4 W% ]/ a- o; N. i4 ?Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # U/ T, E3 Z7 w9 W
Winnie: Me! % }2 ]4 m/ ]. r, H$ @& f$ E
( u5 T, M1 V& |1 iTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ U& l8 u& z+ P/ |
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 ^ x, [$ ?$ q7 \: v: p% a+ PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 m- x2 U6 n+ s3 a* L7 I* U' SMillie: I is... 5 v. o& V" X0 ] w3 |
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; S2 q' [3 K |4 l9 i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 r: g1 a8 J) Z+ g( v" [ yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ `' V* z% {6 v" M: Y. a) DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ [/ W# w7 E' sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 u. B7 T+ C7 ]; Y) b: jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & K8 W- n. w0 O2 Z" n$ I2 h
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + I1 H- l0 q' F
Harold: A teacher
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