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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 g5 H& T9 ^& B( [9 \: i, d, VMaria: Here it is. 1 [8 A2 i g$ Q. [ o2 J. ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 N& }( z$ ~5 H- |3 j* V. [: Y
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; w! a! G/ |& u' s* ?0 zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + b6 t; P' B7 m f8 G
# g% P6 G- Z+ a* [3 gTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' Z( c. h9 Y( Q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' o4 X, m2 c8 t! VTeacher: No, that's wrong
) h( O \/ i& sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 W2 H( T6 R2 M" w& j4 w9 X
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / A- r% j& P$ P0 ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 F( S' i& y! G$ w3 x1 j9 c
Teacher: What are you talking about? " |. A! x- K9 |0 B& I0 c; l3 }& A
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + d: V4 M' Y9 ^ P# M/ U) r
: T$ `4 u* ?: c1 u2 d3 `1 pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 [: M3 k! z% u: F
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 \" }& Q$ [+ ?+ E0 U8 V' U% v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) V/ z2 |( W1 o8 @' y
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 m$ C& q, k( I) B! r ]" c/ {Millie: I is...
3 j! j: ~# _1 r5 sTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' X% M$ t! x3 G& f- x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # A% T0 ?) g5 K3 p- ]- t3 M5 x5 [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- n5 i/ H8 |, x$ W! g" Y' `. pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' e; \0 o; W# I6 ]" k8 P
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# O6 r. u: H' j7 ` bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# _; W6 I1 Y. r& i' ?9 HHarold: A teacher
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