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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % L% b8 e0 ^" [6 G9 K; `2 J
Maria: Here it is.
+ ]7 H7 U, }6 P+ U% uTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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( F* c2 e% y3 {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + [" b& v+ N% W3 W1 `
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % S% T$ R: d. ?, B1 H0 @2 w5 x
9 A' @) X! y, q Q, pTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 j7 v- E! e( L! e; Y: P2 z9 k/ \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% l5 C. U$ v; o, [Teacher: No, that's wrong
# O2 @5 y4 N( b, ?! [' xGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % q+ A6 Z+ d* ^+ K! E
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% c2 z1 D8 w \! T: X- p! qTeacher: What are you talking about?
# R q4 r% M, j. [; ?4 K5 ADonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 J/ y1 t9 K+ T+ N( \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, ?. V, r$ a s9 c$ _8 PWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * o( f- z& U9 W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 i/ p6 u X# ]
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % l7 p+ ?9 l& u1 Y! G* R
Millie: I is...
5 f5 i7 q* P0 N1 V1 |4 W0 R- x! {* MTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . B/ O6 i2 h' ~; X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" w3 F4 L1 I6 l* ?; @Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! Q3 s4 F- s8 z) d/ B, a% a# g: ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 ?% d6 o' [2 Z% BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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] A0 o0 L. n# b1 ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 B0 E! T$ [# V
Harold: A teacher 8 B' K1 t* f' X, E4 b* P$ @
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