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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 l! |% i) g: Y7 a
Maria: Here it is. 9 @6 Z% b% ]# u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ Y9 w; `& O7 Y8 j0 j+ C5 BClass: Maria. # @" A6 l; ^2 s9 w' n' g, q0 Z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 s9 T0 g- m! x- z$ T
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# o% T$ s' x+ r' c7 J6 }7 r7 FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. \; F: y2 S* ?% pTeacher: No, that's wrong 3 ]3 K% y# F7 M: k# l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , r$ O. o) |( B# K/ T: p ^- A
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ E9 `0 e! f! m; m2 V+ Y$ n) d
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# `1 h& G$ I% R ^, {1 X/ mTeacher: What are you talking about?
: d; k) F" V( i1 i) EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: m( `+ |. g) R" h+ QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* r$ {4 z* ^) q$ g8 b( }Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 O4 i: s7 z* }! h
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* W3 K) f: |, C. E( c I7 SMillie: I is...
: l" `" Y$ n6 W* P* _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" g; j) L/ q" h% d% aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- w/ K7 C$ v$ M8 V7 A) c6 }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! k& Y4 h+ s8 P% r6 y% j8 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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r8 h5 c+ y7 J' YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 q% ?' R. {0 r# o4 X. c4 U' d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 v% @8 U( @* Q9 R! j
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ D0 `* K+ _4 |$ LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 r: ]( x. i: h! B# U2 B5 O0 }
, k5 j# r, F* D# R- C" O# z7 |# dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 F" s1 i8 K. {9 S5 f5 M4 u
Harold: A teacher 2 P: m6 G( ^/ O. T$ h V
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