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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, c4 t$ F0 P% E6 T2 I4 }4 `Maria: Here it is. 1 v2 }+ l( T6 e! j5 i
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " B J4 Q* v6 ]2 G9 x% ^6 ], ^: i
Class: Maria. 1 J2 W2 Y z2 ]% [& N& d
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 d9 F- T* C+ n4 d/ S! K6 Y; G" UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . P4 ~& C# t4 M% v' u2 B
# N5 B ]2 v& @$ z/ e0 r: VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ C" }3 z, l! ]/ ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ {* [1 L" ?7 w2 ]Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 @: q$ G- m) J7 T: V
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # f" v; d8 o8 \
* v, M9 c% E9 O; B0 W! bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* N2 S+ w" W4 ADonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 b! M' C2 @5 E9 S) wTeacher: What are you talking about? : I) [- d( k6 _. ]) \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 h3 X) }; V) o: m7 A! d1 r2 A
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* o. g, l5 x* G( Q" K2 {Winnie: Me! 8 K, t6 B+ E7 d; F9 O
" X( V3 x7 |( |: R; m, ]/ ^3 |- KTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / Z- J8 R2 u8 @2 ?9 m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & ~9 o" Q6 r% F' @8 }" T
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 o* [" ~- I" L( n. y9 i( M& j
Millie: I is... / [9 L+ x; F1 c6 |" D4 c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : _7 r, E0 [; j8 a: _% j- H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 d( l* M P# G p! ]9 c' Q7 H
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * x4 s0 y7 ~) o. }7 U3 g
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 A A0 U& Y8 w9 j! [. d* q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * n( i; U5 d5 s0 x
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 {$ {) b" [7 C! Y$ D. ~
! C) g! o4 R( \* s# k M: lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 ]4 K( r9 l$ H$ J) [. E0 MHarold: A teacher # Q. K* X) l4 Q# R
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