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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
4 q' M0 ^8 d, ^, y- IThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, u( F/ A, q+ e/ Q. E. x/ o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never; @7 u N& G( S6 u
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ e3 {7 P4 ~1 bGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
: `' P* u! {+ b' D( UAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) B8 P+ _3 J0 O) K% F% K
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had7 |; O: m K% {" j/ a( p
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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