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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?': s# H, W3 J5 D5 W. {
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 ]9 @" k' y# _/ w# h# k3 VDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
6 t0 G* }' O% UHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 L! v/ ?9 ~( A5 Y
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had0 ]# M. L6 S& b4 k
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
8 I. b. {- E4 S# [/ S( HSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had( q4 G4 a2 A5 w9 k# G
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% N2 O; W) H; N7 x0 D9 b
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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