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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?', j _. N+ g3 j$ z
The girl said: NO!'% D0 z5 h0 n" }; }: x
9 p" k) a& M e8 IAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( t9 X0 d) G3 z9 Z+ a1 o6 j
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never- {+ d1 I3 L% v% N! U$ B' r
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" \6 K6 K4 F6 l4 F
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had3 b# w) M1 G/ o
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; W7 F# F, F6 Q- @1 p9 R
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
1 f, C" s8 n& I3 x$ @6 HHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in" n# G( U x3 ?! r" i
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ }6 `( @0 F# X) F6 d
$ [ {: K* `9 V* O5 p, k4 sThe End |
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