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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?': s# H, W3 J5 D5 W. {
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 ]9 @" k' y# _/ w# h# k3 VDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
6 t0 G* }' O% UHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 L! v/ ?9 ~( A5 Y
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had0 ]# M. L6 S& b4 k
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
8 I. b. {- E4 S# [/ S( HSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had( q4 G4 a2 A5 w9 k# G
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% N2 O; W) H; N7 x0 D9 b
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
1 Q4 N7 v) @! N" Q. B, ?# HWhat does this story mean?

0 w, ~! z8 [# R! VMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
+ c- Q" |( n5 Q$ Y& JHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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( n3 }- }9 J% V' W: I Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
  V+ L7 Y& N1 NWhat does this story mean?

" M* U# R# D' x$ w* v# [# q8 |老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny# e: p6 X' t! |
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...& |$ n; m1 U9 D7 F* p; U, w
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...* {) x4 l# b# j2 K2 W# G$ w
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...' J% r: _, r7 ~5 l; {9 p1 N9 L
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 ! A/ L$ e, {: V
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
/ t/ U1 S% O1 O& h1 [you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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3 B* }# u2 N: r; C/ {: |赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 % s8 u: X  d( ~8 s" M

/ A( \# s; x; E) `$ m1 B' \0 T; f老杨的这句英文说的好
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* r$ k- `9 Q9 \/ M' o; s+ L% eWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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