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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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" H4 N- Z0 T: i! IAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
) W) p) H7 j% }* j( BDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
3 R! i* S+ v; t: z4 tHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' f2 ?2 Y+ F& W
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
5 c: \( }7 V# C+ j: CAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
& ^; }/ \' o( [- R& BSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
" Z. _$ E& e- D9 a( q+ T! E5 ZHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in9 c( J/ D; a6 M% f+ X2 I
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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