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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
- @( M/ j- q# s* GThe girl said: NO!'
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& @* o$ j- m3 x) \) fAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
7 m& N5 D8 g: s' dDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 q' ]6 `3 _! R/ L5 _/ e
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't2 }) ^8 k1 W2 J% R$ U8 h
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had1 a* H1 A) r3 k; D. x% q
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% n& O/ P% F$ d. x$ k5 W
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had7 I' `6 v j5 y4 v' Q$ b/ G5 y
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; E% {9 r% z; x0 P" m. ^& dSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 H# ?, O: @- E2 ~# \$ P% p W
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