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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
r+ ~2 C4 |$ |The girl said: NO!'4 h: Q- Z' Q, J/ J6 w# |% i/ A
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* a1 M0 S0 e: O8 \$ R. m' w' }# tDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& _; A: u1 h: \; BHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't2 k. s/ o5 E t1 P1 w- ~% v
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had* q- k6 P! ]: J) n; @
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. R$ E1 ]" ]0 I0 g7 l
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had E0 a3 x6 j$ x0 _4 g. e4 P* v9 \+ L
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
) L* y* J0 D+ a% USweat pants and was pleasant all the time.. f+ a9 {2 e% c
# V. ~2 o( |* J( H. \The End |
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