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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
/ U* P5 ?8 Q% B5 `' @The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
5 L2 d3 h' ^, i2 b! [Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 d  i/ \5 V' ^! t2 t; {$ R" |
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- d& |) o  a+ C* Q, |Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
: d; g  c' a. y( tAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- j' \4 j/ s* J( }+ eSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) B* P6 m/ N# Y* x2 k
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" o8 {5 {# ^8 T& \; z, {) xSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.' P! o$ N7 ~7 B! x( d. S1 j

/ Q! S, H2 Z$ J8 NThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ; D% y& }6 k( P' \- v# p
What does this story mean?

: J, F, _1 P" N4 aMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
2 C9 l) ]% R* N5 m3 ~1 q, gHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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& W6 K2 |( `; [ Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
3 F" Z. l  p. c7 O& ]+ k+ MWhat does this story mean?

9 b  K' |9 C" {, ^. d4 U老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
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Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny+ w! z) ^$ m5 o( l. ]' S1 F
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
6 t7 k6 F2 t5 l1 i$ |5 u+ {- pAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
! J' U8 L, Q6 |8 Z! N+ eAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
+ [3 u& P; \  o* g+ J5 xAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
& x% V! O) t9 p! c) b- T0 X5 rWhat does this story mean?

7 T8 C' M# z: s% byou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表   l1 O% }$ Z$ ~* S( I' G
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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) z  Q0 r6 r8 {% }4 J) R9 @赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 " u: ]4 ]" H' [  g! t$ Y
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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