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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
9 v q: O, e3 D* m8 cThe girl said: NO!'
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' u7 X) c# z }1 S! c8 QAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 v/ r; j- O* H. T3 i- n
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
. y# w* Z# [0 ~) T! y5 }1 oHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; D9 l" ?4 \& x. V; QGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
, P( N) x6 u2 y: dAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
% ]9 y ?% `9 SSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
* t! L% o9 J8 _$ p% W9 kHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 L- I6 L+ J% ?Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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