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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'# r: N) V8 {6 o* N g
The girl said: NO!'( f0 j7 g4 l2 C
4 x$ X, m) h& b. fAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
, l) E4 {+ n& X- ]! xDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) D: s1 X8 H0 n% J# h% J
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't( P- s% \; K6 K) I6 W
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
* E, }3 p+ B KAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 {9 l: ~, ?" N6 Z1 q8 c3 {7 y. Z7 A
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 R( _' p) ]7 E2 \+ R- W
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 k7 K+ i; y, \Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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