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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'6 n) P( N0 S2 T6 J" _/ c5 a4 h" B* _
The girl said: NO!') z: I& w6 k6 s* ?. B
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,7 `+ Y1 m/ r" Y
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never% s- L5 c1 G6 Y) p* g2 `
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( q t1 o6 \( w" ]. oGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had b3 q2 ]% N9 t
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ B* Q& `6 j& R" p8 a0 [7 V9 E
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
6 ?6 N; x( A1 x7 MHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; [6 n( Y7 \' Q- f6 L$ _Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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