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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!7 X! }: k0 I E. s/ K
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
: s, s+ j* h& ?, t2 y# |course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: j5 o1 j( H4 @7 r6 i! pBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" D" L( i N/ O- FStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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8 Z/ j, R; F6 T% H2 hOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: _! o1 M! Q% Q. ^+ ^2 l
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met* N$ V" g0 R* X. v: _% O) H
the eye.
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4 ]' N2 G& X( a' M9 ^4 Y/ PReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ }9 m5 L4 `+ L4 {
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 X; h0 I* Y( d+ H# g; M" t, ~
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
G, R& b/ s7 S6 `gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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5 `8 B& s$ c9 u4 F3 dBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
U# t3 K6 Y2 k/ z' i# b4 a9 L- qI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# k. n' u! K! h" ?- d2 p; y! u( _
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; h6 r: q" b4 |6 ?that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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9 R* q" ] z% lSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 j5 ]% q6 t7 X- M# ]8 C
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"Dear Son.......... H E* J! g" G
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 t9 h+ m) V4 B3 M% s3 B9 Hsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, F5 Q) A, X3 c( D" V s4 wthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver, P. z( S# y4 t: h4 L& K8 }
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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