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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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$ R/ G0 M. z: _: n# XBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
- _8 U/ r0 Q. p- N. o; r4 w# G- E% ~course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
6 {( l% i0 u1 \Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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6 u) V( _$ `& V @( xOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 O* [8 m' Y W+ ]6 Y! T
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( b" O+ p0 q' Q: T
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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0 m; G2 W& q. R, JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 a+ w: P/ A: W9 z: `3 M- a. J
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. A2 j2 n% X! U {+ b" u+ r; Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"$ l2 ~3 Y& E6 R8 ?4 R( s5 p0 t# k
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, P/ j, E1 n! ]1 L: u
sure."+ P5 y4 S. d, X' m Z( K
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
$ a ]1 f5 f, ]3 x* j3 u; OI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% t/ x* f9 g7 @9 ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
E6 M6 p4 W. w; V# n6 a" mthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 F6 N1 J* V3 R+ U$ d+ T
/ Q$ F) ] Y: t% d5 {. r* fSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- O2 F/ |+ r9 T8 y ^, q' i
read:
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. i+ K6 P0 A, N; T) H3 h"Dear Son.........) ^5 y" n6 [# b# r( m
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
; M+ z5 Q8 L8 K* ?& I# isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
% i' f& u* c) W; f) f6 lthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
3 U" e" w% Y/ X8 k6 Q1 a R5 _gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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