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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!; |5 f/ B* U3 p* D
( j) \3 [1 j# l, W2 LBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
/ a# m& P3 r3 N7 J A5 @course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
r* d3 x. X3 ~' s" bBrians' roommate Stephanie was.& L; Q! e l" s6 I H
6 w( v4 h: l+ l# Z% J1 ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
: G3 r8 \* Y' }5 ]( ]% KStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ A: N9 J; B; Y1 T* V MHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met) Y/ y/ H/ M$ l6 @$ x; U/ n& l
the eye.
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' L* a" U3 \$ l( r* e/ ^Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 {( V4 `. s0 s& Z/ w( u# ? E
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ ~1 R) p4 @8 X! U
4 M5 a! }; D' W) ]! o- }About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
/ Q7 ~0 U' o- o8 Cyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, R& j. x! |: C# P6 I: V. h
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' P# U/ C* o2 B
3 X# ]+ y. t% jBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 B6 F% `. u# W7 O, |- L
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 j; g, Y, a; d+ q: ^- [6 BI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 K; a8 _7 u1 ]* v' Y! t' J0 z2 Lthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 D+ V' |# N+ |
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" n* m' r8 N% Y9 A
read:( {! X# Y- Q* {# g" ?0 u! Y
8 }2 J/ A# `" ?" E W" N O1 P! e"Dear Son.........
. V+ Q: ]5 Y2 ~3 Y* Z4 n8 dI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& b: ~3 g+ j. A! _! `7 w" Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
7 A) ]# B$ G1 othat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
h# s$ M) F' k6 _gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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