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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 i* ]: v6 v+ q1 D( h
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 ^. R0 a, Q( ?. g$ y7 b
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' }- u: A, C( x. x3 Q( L
! H' `& j; y. G; Q+ l; y8 |Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 E" G0 S# ~& Q% [2 [Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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5 d+ V0 C6 }( j: ^5 ]* N- WReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- t. K! m- Z/ W% J
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% C$ E0 f. O1 }
9 p/ X, ~+ u: z! g6 gAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since3 k, g* r* V$ R; p
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 g3 K0 W& b* q/ g8 W* S
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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- g- I$ K9 G' D; lBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be2 I* k D; }) `; k' a0 e- a
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 e; V. G6 a( W* c$ b; WI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
, `% F" H4 D4 g) gI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 {3 i: \* X) `) cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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6 d- L- ?- I! jSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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6 ?. h5 j4 q1 M"Dear Son.........( ~9 z( c. d* K8 I3 m: ?7 x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: _ N( z: p' C& |9 [9 o
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 F# |2 n9 W. p( N) I. `( Z! J% X
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver% g$ q6 i! F( ], B& R d0 `
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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