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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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8 H+ h. [" f* zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 E3 J8 D# c3 T0 A4 F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful# o( f( h9 \8 B( l" O( S" V9 J/ E
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.! {" G" j* _) e6 t" ?: `
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 O- Y- D. j8 ?/ b& HStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs." u0 |2 g. W; ]: m/ |
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met) T" v9 w. a: o: { @) k
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/ O# F7 r& R: dReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ E2 U$ m' o6 M2 y4 m
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& x& l: g& ^& N. JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ R" a' ^7 A! X
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" [" i1 L$ | k- c& h Fgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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/ W9 I- C* c% x$ U8 U# [Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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0 T2 ~5 A- s8 C" dHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# m# a+ K$ I6 [I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) k, z! T: G5 q- V. q+ B6 xI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 {$ }& h( O3 p- ~, J5 ~! s
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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8 \' R) ^ |- SSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* m8 w( x/ t' F% r n6 Y1 S
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"Dear Son.........6 c6 a9 ~+ S$ {. {2 e! K
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ W/ y: r& K) E6 t1 l: \saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. i+ t9 M: P6 x. `& O, }: R
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver! Y2 l9 `6 I; \
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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