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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" R3 D: ?' |) e& ~2 G: [; M
4 d+ v/ Y# m! [( }7 N1 }Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 F* E! l( Q8 S( Ycourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful- P$ I; t( N: ~) n
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 p3 D2 D8 M2 [( uMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 J' U9 x) ?& _+ a/ Y$ SStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 A# [. e4 s' q. P! z5 V& J
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 g6 p$ {" f) _thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ d! M. W" u3 M& r3 F2 @- b G
$ T$ z% D3 r' W7 q9 OAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since- h. t" D5 X/ E$ ]! p6 D& p0 u0 w
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
% G, ], e7 o' F# ]) B, C r/ Egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
! a% W, s; {/ T) g! |: I3 v& p$ aI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 o6 _% U. j5 k( g
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 Q% }* k' n- C8 j% Y9 sthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 E6 p0 v! j" F' k
* ^) x' W8 x4 ?Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
& z3 F7 R; }0 q7 { U0 KI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
' S5 D q& n- R4 C" Psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- W" P! }) d y* J) @3 J' N/ @that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 N5 H5 a2 T2 `: k
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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