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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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& \/ Q3 I! w; F$ ^Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* D0 x2 D" ]. V) D/ d- ~8 y: T
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.. K$ n4 \: ~! ~. A+ W# Y7 W
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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# {3 @* ~7 `' F, Y0 S* TReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 S4 `/ m. D) {1 Q" H; L
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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4 O; `1 M" j3 `' o$ X7 tAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since( b7 c7 e# q- @) U8 f6 {
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- }* k7 s9 a; W6 X4 f- n0 _& b
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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% ~7 U& x0 F6 [4 b" yBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ |( c' w5 q% q% G
sure."
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/ f. q2 ~+ y+ ?, mHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% k7 k2 ^4 v6 S1 F& W4 XI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; w2 \# w4 w: J2 J* ~5 X. R- t
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" w7 Y: E" z2 |
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........; \) l/ X" N9 ^6 }; E" L6 t1 q
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not- A" Q; T% W/ f/ Q$ V7 {& L b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
+ T: I! d6 q% c- Y& @) fthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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