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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!; N4 u* S" k4 }( C4 {
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the: f" r/ @0 ?! L2 j1 D6 e7 z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% D5 k& W+ t- d$ Y# u
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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) v( W! Y9 N; H* AMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
( E2 b9 y# x% V5 I$ Q' }Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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- ^) Q$ B e7 P& }" @) F) SOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
: L* z8 m1 ]+ O( J$ Z9 rHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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7 h- e& h9 q) ] b, tReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ R: y5 A' ^% l0 W: B
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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4 P$ W. o* d5 p. g4 E4 |* vAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: g8 S" c& |) l1 b+ i* Gyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 f6 L5 C' J) \' E/ t0 Q! \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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4 _) C4 n2 r# ~; qBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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/ X7 |' g5 t/ x2 B6 [( _$ gHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 T# u2 E7 r, G/ l- ^+ RI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and5 M& H7 b% q: \6 u5 a. s; D
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 X! S+ e( v. ^1 R& [' Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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9 s4 e$ F! U) wSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........3 H6 x* ~4 e E! b8 r
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
* [5 R" d4 V" r9 H$ I A3 Msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains B% e( G( s6 |: \/ K5 i8 m
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& R) j: @2 i* z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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