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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Z8 `# X: J M8 e: c _$ gBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' m$ `; P. o! s8 D, O
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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1 i6 |$ e) R. N6 M2 i/ DMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' [& B( P% e5 \& }1 q' I& q% C
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.
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4 K" M9 `" N. D, } G. tReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" t7 X* G1 h) V1 _& t/ W+ f- `
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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; ^0 `) j* `5 a) |/ u8 Q- ~" h0 RAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since3 b7 O( G! S& ~; c8 E8 p. u# u
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
5 I+ q, ~- o3 o% bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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& ~3 J- E1 D4 N+ J0 m2 dBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# ^' i$ _5 Z% ?
sure."
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1 D& ~8 ~2 J UHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: o: i1 z1 C. |; R
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; t7 t9 Z9 u9 x/ C" R- o I5 iI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains p6 U$ U; a0 H9 \
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 i0 P0 y( B% ?% f( _2 W z6 n
4 U- z I1 R1 q( F6 jSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 R) \5 r: `6 H( l; `0 _- H
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"Dear Son.........
, q# ?; L5 C; ?I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# E8 t0 \% V9 W' ksaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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