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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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/ P/ a$ F+ f+ E/ Y4 p5 ^3 \5 sBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the( T& H8 V% `% d( |: P( v
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful# n; C, r j* |8 G& h
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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3 s, f- Y6 D$ q2 d3 ~6 HMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
9 e- f* I5 p7 pStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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; [3 d4 _9 g WOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.! H( s* D6 Q1 \4 j% \$ a
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ e! N3 U, l# b( v. s* W
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9 t* n% u% P' a; `Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 Z6 @/ e9 Z5 ?7 m4 p8 f6 kthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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; c! }3 P& p' r; _+ J) ?About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* {; {9 U( t9 l1 [your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 T. }$ F2 M9 e6 S9 j {
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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, ]* F* Y6 M$ w8 D0 y5 _Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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0 l: y* D/ o4 n3 U Q; P6 h, J$ b, LHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 s v* j A/ o" SI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ Q1 k: s; {; ^& V! P p
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# t; Y4 C# o" c, h( C6 n2 B# I
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ W# y0 r! }. ?9 Z/ [1 L- S8 g/ E' u8 }" fSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ k: I. S+ v1 A5 L
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"Dear Son.........
( s: G1 e5 `$ ^% Q9 p0 }6 PI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 n& u2 F" N3 |' n3 `5 _1 b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 c+ H+ L m. R* Y9 u( c
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver9 b3 e" ^, I0 S. L
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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