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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' M% P, x: s/ _9 {" s$ ^# g0 [
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.; b8 Y6 H a# p! Y& U- B: t
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and @2 w$ y& \/ R; b, }* V9 ?; T9 J
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.8 t( u' h9 q0 w9 v
W+ _; N6 a" O3 [9 Q* vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: N: f; f t* \; l, Q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 [0 B# n8 Q4 U& v8 u( c. V
the eye.
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+ V5 V8 c2 I4 w) tReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: r4 x8 q5 F7 D3 N9 d. I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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! k% H8 O& |1 K V) TAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 e X0 A" X4 Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....+ C- ^( R6 I2 d/ j2 N% x7 P: M
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; Q% @4 F" @4 q9 }& j6 II'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- c% [. H' S' U1 ~# @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& g9 u( v2 p! j2 @( S, K) {* Y
( \* E2 t, c' N JSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........." U, x; S* G, ^9 z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
' t) L f+ n7 L7 h3 [# U: ?1 E# usaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ a' W. H4 w; W9 t
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
( a" o" K( k0 E. d, x( L! Zgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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