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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( b/ ~, l8 I" N
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ r1 J9 Y1 T7 K0 Y; F" P* K
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ C' Y- Y+ ^* o0 yBrians' roommate Stephanie was.* U( `, s! y* A; t! F
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and# ~9 p0 U7 W6 i V
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
6 _; w$ o8 X' J# d4 IHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: H/ d, x* `5 p; I' H, l. k) j" j
the eye.
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7 _' `+ V- M# T: [6 KReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be9 j( F; T7 ~, P7 x7 U
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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" B5 O! i; r4 S# CAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since4 k, c9 r. @$ E7 A
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) O* t* [% _1 @ R8 |) M H igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# _" {/ T& [, Z1 c0 b% ?
3 b1 R- X& \. H" e0 X9 G$ ?3 ZBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 r1 X) E4 F: U
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: w/ @: |( p) Y8 I9 U9 JI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
$ I. t. \6 H3 R7 B. G/ n) z. gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".* I: U, `0 m( h/ E' |$ e
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( D4 f6 ?# X& ^, Z% B
read:$ v0 A3 s& M4 {' h1 F7 `
* f) U/ [0 O" U/ K" S, u"Dear Son.........8 q: T l3 r( E; t
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( P4 C# `+ I' K' J
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
8 F# F/ c6 V" d' X' ~that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
|; K4 _/ {5 k- H, W4 Xgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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