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0 y5 |* c8 J5 NWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day3 V8 D& u/ m/ q9 r1 t- f: S
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,$ C' M6 S. m6 k) b J
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
8 Y6 q4 e" T/ y3 U& Q. Z8 |' S1 ?; lto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'0 n: a$ H% H: ]" \; a+ f5 z9 V
! @2 Y. K# h8 H# y/ |3 g'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma& r( \( n! K# {$ q$ P8 Q1 Q
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me5 I0 J1 f5 [' W2 Q: n
that you're not holding up your side of things.'6 W$ u. {9 j+ Q0 _- I
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot" d7 \0 f) [& [1 \3 Q
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
Y: C6 ?+ Y9 ]( qonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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