Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
( h  x, \) W+ \  G9 Nfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
9 \- R! A: a0 n) m" g" kweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
  F5 S0 n7 G# x% l* I, b2 ~1 gI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
7 B8 W# F7 @: y& {  g2 o# osilk pajamas.'
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7 K4 ^8 i* {* U) }The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
1 G: O1 r9 y# H" n) s: Bexactly what her husband asked.
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8 i9 ]8 q( @& M1 I6 \2 g9 XThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
1 k/ G( y# w* c: A- c. cdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


) M+ V4 l0 {  Q0 CThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
  O; a3 G8 E! e- E3 _) Asmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

) _% ]' k  q. uCut off his........