Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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$ O/ [+ B2 m# n5 L6 |We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
  L  M# J6 c* U- R! QPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
* q/ [4 S4 {3 K- ]& GI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
& n( M; ~& L/ c2 Gsilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
% f6 |( F/ e/ Wexactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

4 m8 o# X4 q& w; PThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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- P7 `, |) u  d2 B7 q& QThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

3 X( z& e' p7 k2 ]Cut off his........