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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that. L3 C8 F9 D7 n6 e
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 X/ \, |5 d# g9 j: K; gweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &2 R' A- s! ?" e0 K' F1 N9 F- M5 `
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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- G, e! }- X8 WThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
8 K( W5 m/ t& j4 B* `/ i; k+ nexactly what her husband asked.
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/ G( B9 G. g4 N. K& `The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?0 ^1 g' {; u1 S8 N
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why/ H7 I' ^3 O7 Q0 Y* M8 n/ h
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'$ Z% R5 J( k1 v0 r5 V3 i3 M
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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