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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
+ C5 X; X6 H D/ V' b9 }fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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# s( d. S/ P+ C/ iWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that( M2 p- G+ p) G I
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
* v7 m" b# G; c' S6 e7 ]week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
8 k" `4 x9 R; W# TI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue' N) i0 u- A" ^3 V
silk pajamas.'
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W) m5 ?4 n5 C/ pThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did8 Y: ~: T2 p% H4 |1 l
exactly what her husband asked.8 n. [! U, v! L! |
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.% l. w* \5 A4 n o2 t
* i. K: q$ I9 @7 R4 P4 B: GThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?8 n2 m# v0 P5 K8 L. p3 Y( l' p
E( K& A4 t: f( B& K" [( _4 ~6 uHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. v o s/ y' C6 `* |$ o1 Xdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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3 U* }1 E, f% X) b$ NThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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