Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
! z$ p' \6 \8 W$ b3 F; mfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
, _: ]* U6 Y* i1 yweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
% x/ \3 E& ?2 D3 Hexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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* y! I/ n; s% cHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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1 `' {, a5 Y; J2 F( E+ ]& qThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
% P0 {& |) W! V& C' P: n# Tsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........