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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go/ d N8 o+ B6 A5 ~# f- Q$ l5 E0 Y
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.: _5 u( R) b# T/ w' t; L% }8 J3 u
* Q! u) Z' X+ L+ o' s0 lWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
' l1 ?( Z! J8 Z( N) A2 aPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a+ E* {: r f" M
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &' A( ?' _* A, W4 M" a) w
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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7 D Y2 |7 B8 k+ S* O- XThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
' m M* {1 F5 C5 \, S, y( Iexactly what her husband asked.6 e: ?* {4 f) ^9 V' d) F; r8 @
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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: b2 f) v# Q/ F6 @- A6 v& SThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?2 e: f/ f2 Y- e$ V
6 u; ?: j7 H! j7 J3 kHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why1 v) \( I% R( S6 g! ?
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'9 ~6 E* ?% I; {5 L7 J( W: U
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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