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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that" i5 G* d5 Y0 g1 k0 l2 \) m
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
9 \- R! A: a0 n) m" g" kweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
F5 S0 n7 G# x% l* I, b2 ~1 gI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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7 K4 ^8 i* {* U) }The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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8 i9 ]8 q( @& M1 I6 \2 g9 XThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
1 k/ G( y# w* c: A- c. cdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'$ X* H7 }' o4 W" a- q
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) M+ V4 l0 { Q0 CThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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