HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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1 |* q- I7 I( V$ {Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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( u9 P2 M) m$ a) h1 E' }) yWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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# \+ h# k" z: m1 c$ V. I) hGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.

! u3 [; `7 L$ w4 }Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  

Rinse conditioner off hair.
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+ w5 Q2 V4 @  Q9 N; nShave armpits and  legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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- a, i/ S( R; h( V- vReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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) d2 n& y$ ^7 s+ u, M7 `3 vIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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; u3 C# ^1 s  }" qHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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. O+ ]9 U: m1 {7 f2 D1 e  sTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  

Walk  naked to the bathroom.

If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  

Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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/ `& g# A; u3 K9 o) Z* `2 @Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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8 i* G- l, q8 t  d' i) CBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  

Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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4 b7 B6 q# T4 u2 H  KSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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. \3 v. |# B4 n( O' |Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  

Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  

: _& \8 D- O$ S, l9 }& @Pee.  
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% p$ V* y6 ?0 W+ P$ o3 l: {# cRinse  off and get out of shower.

Partially  dry off.

Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.

! E8 B' A$ A8 Y6 DAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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* Y3 F  q' x9 F5 PLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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& ~/ e: c0 H4 j4 XReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  

Throw  wet towel on bed.
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# c" w- M1 L! V6 f; i- ~) ZIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.