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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ' E% w! F# T; }; D3 u! J
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. & z6 }2 ]5 c3 V0 u, M, m
- i9 E4 r$ P% Y7 v' }* yIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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2 A' Q+ h1 V5 j# DLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- $ |* G' ]( R6 a% a
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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$ M2 Y1 v# S& DGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. * Q: q/ Q }) I* ^; c) w0 X7 Z
! F; N4 Q' Y% @. Y1 zWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 7 R6 P- K( `) u) G# e
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..' g, G8 U8 q4 V3 u
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 1 h+ K" C' a( u2 K$ N6 E$ v
+ J9 \2 F2 ^0 a3 ]# _* w* k& |4 lWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 8 w i* U# t, F9 o- t+ R
2 o' k- L( x" X7 bRinse conditioner off hair.- g! V% Z4 E% ~9 o+ [( O4 g
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.1 G& b. a# S3 Q4 j3 R4 _' q
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.. U0 i/ Z$ c* l! i4 i, z- K
4 d2 K6 k& v9 K, e1 O" }, v, CSpray mold spots with Tilex. : o8 ?8 ~" c) D5 j
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 8 h- I9 e0 X' v/ m: Q; S
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ) _; S4 a, g# J9 X1 o* H$ `6 Y' |
/ M2 Q! x \4 o% {$ B- R$ sIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 2 l$ M5 u) S! _' T, K
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+ |. `$ U# [4 n4 i, Z5 ~HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. & f1 P. T9 U: @( \% z
5 Z! d/ ]6 U8 z+ G, V' KWalk naked to the bathroom.
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) h2 c! `2 W- b( Z1 G' X, `2 k* WIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. + v! I" b) g$ C. Z
. m, @' a3 o4 A( M- uLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. * H4 I' j/ Y3 N t0 j& W+ @8 J
$ x/ g$ N' e' ^. i3 pGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ( e( ~0 W0 Z' S6 M2 x: b* H2 u
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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' o$ T( e* B$ n. R" o8 T9 }/ \" X2 PFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 9 E' e8 C% L( z" M2 i0 [
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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0 g3 k# c/ x# b. i# _Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. + w: U+ w" h$ X+ l, E
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1 N2 Z4 y2 r* K! s5 o/ dRinse off and get out of shower. % _5 `1 [4 ^! Z$ {8 F7 p
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Partially dry off.5 t5 \9 ?# L3 o1 w- c
5 C, f6 s3 ^% k/ P3 s: i, }Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. / P7 W$ n2 l% M
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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o, }7 _7 y0 q. z7 d# U% VIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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