HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.

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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.

" x3 d% D2 ^6 t7 J' xLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
: s+ {& S* W  A# d; ]+ H, Kmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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/ F& P  O# X" f' n9 LWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  

  c' H( _# x+ c- yRinse conditioner off hair.
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7 k& l  E1 O3 N/ e$ gShave armpits and  legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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5 s! W/ v! e: V; {4 {Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  

Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  


& G( v% d5 c1 H0 IHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  

Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  

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' Z% |7 P$ V8 a' w7 RIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  

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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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0 X& W$ Q3 V" Q9 S' HGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  

Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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& Z* w. j3 a: c( S. `; SFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

  k& G4 i- [/ ^8 |. V& WSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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: U$ J, g" n! s" V" m& f: a( JWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  

Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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, Z6 [0 ]* e; J. IPartially  dry off.

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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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8 m% i8 s% v  B; TLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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' ?. R( v, e5 N( A9 B# a- o. oReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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& c' r6 x" `: N/ U0 T# c3 Y4 oIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.