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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 3 F# V7 [, P1 U9 D1 q
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9 D1 N+ d0 }" p: `Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. M# j3 o- \0 h, @. u% P! d8 x; V7 h
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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5 o" [. R" C3 Z5 Z2 J" hLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- , q4 \) m' m/ ~5 w' ^! s
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.: ~" Y, p8 i( N8 e1 `) ?0 |2 D( Y
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 0 e9 j" B* j% a; L' ?& I0 J
) [ T' p6 O! S" yWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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8 q% a! ^5 V1 hCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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+ J" X6 v( n9 p! h9 K# K* DWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 9 B' g6 J0 _8 [4 m8 H
4 t2 k ]& r0 FRinse conditioner off hair.) R6 o% A% P% K2 h7 D) S. @+ T
3 _) z. g3 d q$ aShave armpits and legs." B. {& P/ k) }/ N4 c
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.: \ M, h N. B7 ~- J' h4 o L
f- Z! @) ?) L/ ?) ]Spray mold spots with Tilex. ! O, f" h2 e6 B2 q9 K7 O" p( ^
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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# t7 ~% A5 B4 V0 V: t( iWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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1 s/ ]( o; P9 EReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. $ ]% @2 W* i5 g8 Q- A
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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/ A2 h1 @3 c; D/ D: a$ w3 VHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: ! Z6 E1 z' S. R4 @2 s0 v8 W
; r; v# t' n# U( e1 aTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 1 `9 _9 T5 y1 T* B7 c
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 5 h$ k* \3 R; S0 g$ W/ d9 [- i! W
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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9 D ?; ]' y5 U, TAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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- I3 i6 o* l" g, l" bSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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8 j$ G& p3 r1 P$ C( f6 gWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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, h" O- n' Y# t5 X! |+ n2 M& kWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. . e, B& Q W4 Z& f
" O- `( B H' Y, O7 A. @& l3 xPee.
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G3 L% [ C6 O* y2 MRinse off and get out of shower.
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4 s( A, m. W! ]Partially dry off.6 S# ]/ Z. `9 D: ^6 s( ^# s
/ v5 j# W1 i7 k5 N1 VFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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, [6 ^; o( o0 a' F! SAdmire wiener size in mirror again. 8 w; H |# N; L7 ~
6 x/ ?; h3 v# m7 f/ K0 fLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 0 @9 q( B% L0 O" P+ N3 i) S
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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. Z* S+ }# J: `# \# O8 A+ l) w# XThrow wet towel on bed. " _7 B8 C6 R5 C( x
$ o# p& P3 [' U# i, d% W; QIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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