可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
# G3 P, L4 a: x"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
* S0 V# @- K; UAmen."
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* p" G  d* U: I1 `! B# S1 rA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ p: {7 l) `2 B% sdon't worry about it.
1 v+ S& H  h3 J, [) G3 v6 xI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 h: D" B$ E4 a3 `in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
, S) ]: B5 N4 K1 x, X% S& iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
) i" A. E8 _" e- H  h7 B6 dwe forgive those who put trash in our
6 S4 ~- @, _7 o. B& P$ w, Ebaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
$ J  i. M) i# B2 H' Xchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
- g2 G: a) Z" ZOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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/ t! q- e( B7 n: c7 DA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
1 P/ }1 |" n5 ^2 W; jThe boys began to argue over who would
% Y0 U' J8 q/ w6 ~5 w# q) [$ |get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
; U& r. J+ I1 V5 l) C' nmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ C4 w' @  z+ G: e2 M, twould say, 'Let my brother have the
0 h6 O7 j, B5 l) Y$ G0 }5 g2 Bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
9 c( K! I1 z, q/ D0 Jsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
3 b- j/ [6 y2 O* N; ^7 bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
( Z! c- J6 A4 ]"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. K" K% R4 Z1 s"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% o2 L7 g! Z/ k6 V. ZThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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8 e% d$ ?2 ~2 \A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- f, x" R6 c- C' [2 c  Hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% V3 p( Q. l+ }# V9 Pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
  ~% a! a4 M8 `$ a8 s) Cand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
% U; L7 W6 D9 @/ e" hpeople to dinner?"
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0 h/ B- [, I! U7 {Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
- W7 }  R4 a2 D$ S3 ~7 JVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 F$ f3 }# s: G0 ~; l3 H: g7 D& saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

8 L- c' r* i6 q2 O7 lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 a4 {& n! h- Z2 N0 |" L9 q# K) V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 l( l4 a. _$ s6 Z- q) M' |) y! _$ J9 \My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% V: Z3 N6 N# ?9 z# ["Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ g1 V0 Q, x7 b5 s9 b. ]: y5 H0 ]: XMy boy's eyes turned ...

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1 U# A2 F) A% \" p0 Y# X2 Q9 r好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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. F3 }7 ?/ y# ?, [6 Y. r好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
$ A3 f4 S! n- A0 T, d' z
$ I. M+ m* F! M0 V3 ]+ kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 F1 x( y9 R3 E5 W"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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8 L4 N* \: ]) U5 B. xAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

. G; M  j4 {- R6 X; baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 y& I& ]7 j; @" M; s* }& }1 ~My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby