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Kids in Church
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! J h: h; c4 p/ c3-year-old Reese :
& Q. m3 j, U" B# e W5 F! [9 ~5 A"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
: A8 g. M8 K% P D0 Z OHarold is his name.# h0 m% Z2 j' u8 Z& ~' V
Amen."& I% i, u0 ^4 o r" Y x9 H
) K( {$ }% D0 }6 g9 v; iA little boy was overheard praying:+ m3 k2 t2 i: v( ?7 T
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! u, L" C* Z( zdon't worry about it.
. a2 i( k9 C! c" o; {I'm having a real good time like I am.". x6 n& K" q9 t% m& G% `
: P7 M* I# `* E D. L% I* {After the christening of his baby brother0 Q7 u* u$ N4 n+ U# n
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home( b6 P! n7 @5 @' M; L( b. A6 a
in the back seat of the car. His father asked: V# ]/ Y" L7 H. D7 W
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the( K9 G3 Q* b2 O3 _& B' u* [
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 |+ f$ s0 A' i5 ?( C- L* l3 J9 r+ qus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
. x5 H8 D& t5 zto stay with you guys."
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3 L b* D* F7 r/ ~One particular four-year-old prayed,
$ w: i$ u- n. n, F: P B! @"And forgive us our trash baskets as2 }' y" E, g! h; h/ x- a
we forgive those who put trash in our
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( ]5 t1 g/ N2 k6 V0 g7 X" AA Sunday school teacher asked her- }7 k; q3 o5 x. X
children as they were on the way to( S4 t* n- M" e- D
Church service, "and why is it necessary4 s" \& p* ]' V: I7 E6 X4 `8 ?
to be quiet in Church?"9 Q. e. i6 g0 G; W5 r
One bright little girl replied, n8 X- \% W6 Z. S
"Because people are sleeping."$ ^' Y: |7 l! o/ R9 x1 i
- i- I. C' D s# N. IA mother was preparing pancakes for" v: S4 W) z) g {
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 j) M& k% w: Y/ |$ F. X
The boys began to argue over who would9 U. F9 q. T# k( J- W1 ?3 y- f
get the first pancake.
- [( ^* \; S4 f' t& i& aTheir mother saw the opportunity for a% V& t2 [" a W! L: s5 V! B
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."7 [6 Y, @5 g- I* O7 X+ b4 j4 q( x8 ^
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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- N& E; G& e. IA father was at the beach with his children7 F. E% P( k B8 ?0 S
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,) M# `0 q. ]( K
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore7 y0 n, V& M6 I' ^9 W. V9 p
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ \/ O$ c1 H( i"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.% r( w, Z# ^; Y( ^1 h* b
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, B: m- {- c: WThe boy thought a moment and then said,
4 o4 C% P/ o. ?0 }% G"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! b5 _: x; P E8 f6 b7 WAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, ^/ ]5 ?& H/ g. R5 Pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: ~% T9 R) V1 S+ d$ ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 d6 j7 V# s2 A2 Wand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
1 }/ B' L( U2 i. d0 Epeople to dinner?"
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* S! E& |' r! {Cheers!!!* ~) ]: }* W9 w" \) h( x' ~3 Q4 v
. P% q& H5 s" ^2 V( {3 gPeace, love and happines! |
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