可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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9 ~4 Y+ g$ i* F& Z3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 T6 m. \/ Z& G) z( gHarold is his name.
Amen."

( r. _5 O# J$ \* z9 _A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
2 C$ H; `/ c5 {  w5 v0 jdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
; y9 _4 R$ n2 @in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 V) c' s! Y( Q9 @$ j' p9 bboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) ?" P+ ]: y1 w( }; t) y. Ous broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
6 g/ ~, q* y9 e& B% I5 W% _to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
; W8 e$ f" h# QChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
0 l, j( E6 I% e4 X' OOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" g- v$ ]( O3 O4 l! X+ k  w5 ?  f+ qThe boys began to argue over who would
; \" ~6 g; Z/ Y; qget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
0 m0 M& B+ n  N" ~Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
& W9 g; k: i: A" a* e* mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# @, S+ x# L& }. V' N8 l7 ]" Q"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
, K$ E5 W  N5 w; s"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* k' c9 ^' U) j$ Q4 PThe boy thought a moment and then said,
- B. c' {' z4 g; i"Did God throw him back down?"

; I. U( ^. `  y& F- y! aA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% h4 X% m/ U# R; z/ Mdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 H# X! q' y7 a' M. y, BThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

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7 e+ Y* U' n  G1 ]# r6 V9 x( XPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 e. }5 y$ H7 D/ t# o& a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  q2 u* Q  Y0 F6 Z/ K$ S# n3 DMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
7 h7 Y0 o5 |# M$ T) P, r/ yI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

: H7 H6 ]1 K8 P: kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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$ ?: ?- D/ I& {# h- Q7 I* {好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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) I, A( v2 ?( K3 i& A' jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

: H# ~% d$ c: d: _5 X" n3 ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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( ~2 ?4 m5 p! C  S- V: HRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* d7 ]0 i6 U& q( d: g9 @" Z9 Y; |"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby