可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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  J& [) o2 f8 H3 B4 q' G9 c6 g7 F3-year-old Reese :
& G7 K( ]8 q- T, |"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

* R+ Y/ ?- o- PA little boy was overheard praying:
' W9 a6 w0 Z4 _  E  o"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) E& r5 T8 T& w  u  j6 mdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

5 O  Z5 l* K  _  n: f) S4 r* [0 x/ u: P* RAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 x! w4 m& U% D+ {2 v" T5 ~him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
" o* i* \' P5 n- lto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
0 m* a$ N: A2 u' {% j3 Z. J"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

3 P9 L6 ]5 U( D) oA Sunday school teacher asked her
! O% E% Z/ k; `  ]children as they were on the way to
- Z2 ^+ C: I; Y( }4 W/ @, UChurch service, "and why is it necessary
7 M' [- w4 L( l( A' J+ oto be quiet in Church?"
5 G- Y2 U1 h8 [' `8 G, b) V$ mOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 U, o5 f2 F- oThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
" N* X! v, M" k  z" {& k. Y- wTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
- N1 Q! `+ z$ q& j" B; gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
; A* |3 v# L7 @0 N9 m0 w% Cwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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7 `0 i; r! Q/ x; U7 h9 lA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
$ G! M3 F. h* U& H: p) i  @grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ S' k1 n. L4 {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- Q9 |" b* e* h  @7 \, VThe boy thought a moment and then said,
; ^) f0 t2 w. ^7 |' z"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
$ g, ~2 I, _( wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 H" S6 F9 }+ Z3 Fgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
, L4 {! o& o/ r" r  w  xThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

% D/ ?4 Z6 p: v+ gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% `- S4 |, I2 L) A7 k) t5 VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# R& }( f$ p3 W/ X+ @% F% A* S% {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- m) H7 x1 N6 U& m& qMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
- L; _/ {  s, A$ ?+ }- h! K) qI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

( e' j% R. I8 s( O" jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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% t/ {" e* W  o/ m7 V好好吃

* V6 J5 {. m/ q  Nha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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, e0 Z$ x  D! ]+ ^" caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ C8 j& L8 |3 ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

, E0 w" M  t' o4 @2 k, ~# oAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

3 e5 R1 x. W3 [0 Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

8 U; e, d* h" H- G" K; U- _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' Q0 o, q% K0 F1 C"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. J* T9 K. V+ P1 vMy boy's eyes turned ...

3 w5 \; O; s7 s* H5 C" _& BThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby