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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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! J  h: h; c4 p/ c3-year-old Reese :
& Q. m3 j, U" B# e  W5 F! [9 ~5 A"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
: A8 g. M8 K% P  D0 Z  OHarold is his name.# h0 m% Z2 j' u8 Z& ~' V
Amen."& I% i, u0 ^4 o  r" Y  x9 H

) K( {$ }% D0 }6 g9 v; iA little boy was overheard praying:+ m3 k2 t2 i: v( ?7 T
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! u, L" C* Z( zdon't worry about it.
. a2 i( k9 C! c" o; {I'm having a real good time like I am.". x6 n& K" q9 t% m& G% `

: P7 M* I# `* E  D. L% I* {After the christening of his baby brother0 Q7 u* u$ N4 n+ U# n
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home( b6 P! n7 @5 @' M; L( b. A6 a
in the back seat of the car. His father asked: V# ]/ Y" L7 H. D7 W
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the( K9 G3 Q* b2 O3 _& B' u* [
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 |+ f$ s0 A' i5 ?( C- L* l3 J9 r+ qus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
. x5 H8 D& t5 zto stay with you guys."
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3 L  b* D* F7 r/ ~One particular four-year-old prayed,
$ w: i$ u- n. n, F: P  B! @"And forgive us our trash baskets as2 }' y" E, g! h; h/ x- a
we forgive those who put trash in our
0 Q8 a1 p9 L# o& F/ o' S& H8 D% Rbaskets."  w* x' c' W, T

( ]5 t1 g/ N2 k6 V0 g7 X" AA Sunday school teacher asked her- }7 k; q3 o5 x. X
children as they were on the way to( S4 t* n- M" e- D
Church service, "and why is it necessary4 s" \& p* ]' V: I7 E6 X4 `8 ?
to be quiet in Church?"9 Q. e. i6 g0 G; W5 r
One bright little girl replied,  n8 X- \% W6 Z. S
"Because people are sleeping."$ ^' Y: |7 l! o/ R9 x1 i

- i- I. C' D  s# N. IA mother was preparing pancakes for" v: S4 W) z) g  {
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 j) M& k% w: Y/ |$ F. X
The boys began to argue over who would9 U. F9 q. T# k( J- W1 ?3 y- f
get the first pancake.
- [( ^* \; S4 f' t& i& aTheir mother saw the opportunity for a% V& t2 [" a  W! L: s5 V! B
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."7 [6 Y, @5 g- I* O7 X+ b4 j4 q( x8 ^
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
3 B9 |) q, [' q* ]  U& Z7 Csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- N& E; G& e. IA father was at the beach with his children7 F. E% P( k  B8 ?0 S
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,) M# `0 q. ]( K
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore7 y0 n, V& M6 I' ^9 W. V9 p
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ \/ O$ c1 H( i"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.% r( w, Z# ^; Y( ^1 h* b
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, B: m- {- c: WThe boy thought a moment and then said,
4 o4 C% P/ o. ?0 }% G"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! b5 _: x; P  E8 f6 b7 WAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 P9 G! o* Z+ Q& }  `9 ~  ndaughter and said, "Would you like to say the, o  k' w8 H: w* ?1 g! I- n+ y
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, ^/ ]5 ?& H/ g. R5 Pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: ~% T9 R) V1 S+ d$ ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 d6 j7 V# s2 A2 Wand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
1 }/ B' L( U2 i. d0 Epeople to dinner?"
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. P% q& H5 s" ^2 V( {3 gPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 $ n+ j/ X1 v1 s' {7 L8 ?) Y
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 s2 P) A# J6 u" x
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& O8 E- W: J; Z, t- |
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! p; W6 D# ^3 \1 zMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 8 N' u& u' Q3 ~4 ?" d( p
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 # u/ E% b! H; C
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & V: d* v  O1 s  k) m) |9 x& B0 [
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* ]1 b+ f+ u) P6 Q
"Don't be selfish!" I said.; G8 q0 b: C) a
My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 P. c' W. a% x/ j: \% y好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 8 Q& ^+ R' x7 Y. X+ R% m7 n
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : ~5 b  j, H/ [+ J7 a8 q
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 E+ W4 V* O* W9 j- p% S9 a"Don't be selfish!" I said.! M. F* B* W+ e; x
My boy's eyes turned ...
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' K" l6 R7 `( I3 e* jAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 k% W+ J7 n1 `& e% A9 saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . o. Z( r; r0 J! \
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct./ L" |2 a6 t* w4 @! c" Z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 H' w' K+ Y$ g6 a! Y
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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