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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
2 M2 R" ~7 o* g% T* R+ K0 [$ }Amen."
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7 K5 @. _7 f1 ~3 YA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
5 E2 o7 l. x* k2 R6 @6 T8 ?I'm having a real good time like I am."
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" p0 [! @; r& o. v( @3 u* m0 eAfter the christening of his baby brother
! K7 t3 g+ @1 h* W# T# B6 @' ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: ~6 t! S* G4 l: d) D( ~in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 ]0 S0 _1 ^- k$ x/ i. {boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- W! y3 ~6 B) R9 c) cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
" N; f- ]  m, L2 g/ V3 N4 Yto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
* z6 K8 t2 @3 W7 s6 V, s- K"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
) ^9 Y6 ^4 T" e; l6 [9 Bbaskets."

; r1 o$ D: ?$ [) Y( CA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
$ _- }% I7 d  X& K5 ~Church service, "and why is it necessary
% ~( k2 r$ o' {9 i1 kto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
. A5 L* e7 X+ A/ m1 Q* b* B"Because people are sleeping."

! K3 ~! W6 A) F, XA mother was preparing pancakes for
- g2 Z; I% p/ }$ m* Vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- P* g& ?- D1 \2 gThe boys began to argue over who would
' i4 |4 H. h. R# N+ [- s6 m0 o5 V8 ~get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
2 y' u* Q- x+ g4 @$ H0 rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
4 c/ S( k) P! I- L6 eKevin turned to his younger brother and
" A0 R: V( Y& I+ ?. csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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; _1 |7 s1 g& x; J: {7 FA father was at the beach with his children
% s/ d7 E) X+ x! f+ gwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ R/ ]8 y$ C( w/ A4 `! Egrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
% v8 }. M. [5 I( q+ x8 ]- m2 @1 |& Q. _"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. J/ D) \! D# G0 ]$ F2 uThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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5 o0 f6 ~/ }! y) t5 xA wife invited some people to dinner.
' w! _) A$ C& yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 D3 t0 {9 P: C" T) {, F/ wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: `& U+ P. ]  x: x' a; d7 \girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' J7 G2 M& H0 f0 l: l' n4 E( zThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
5 t: x) S+ \9 e7 J0 o0 p% r. q" z* kpeople to dinner?"
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) @% Q4 [3 Y0 T- O0 |Cheers!!!
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, L- _- c, M) Z6 Q/ d5 cPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
  `! h( v) j; U9 L& \7 A4 B3 CVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

+ z8 v( G- _! ?4 r- @6 Vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 U2 x% l- R- @: V/ E6 |! `+ e+ ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- |: P/ I! N1 a, v2 `# v0 j"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
2 l* i% r' g5 Z% `. P* ?+ ?; n% _, CI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

) j7 m/ |5 L* A4 t$ E( m' Qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 W" A, N' m& y( F) Q$ bMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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; z; X4 m' i2 L- X) ^3 E好好吃

  w2 v3 _6 w' x' \8 ~ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- `2 ~1 J' K& g3 _* kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 t2 d% Z3 l0 X8 h% ^3 k6 w"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; p% w  Y/ A8 f7 n2 |5 L. m% XMy boy's eyes turned ...

6 {3 k' u0 v! ]Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
+ D6 V( K) u1 v5 q7 A
0 w! p6 E8 ^. I  P/ ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 K4 |/ _+ q# K2 p9 @8 EMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby