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Kids in Church, U* ]+ l" Q2 z- A4 Z* p
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3-year-old Reese :
* ?1 I7 u. @# ~, y2 V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,3 @) R& _# l+ O/ t+ A% u5 u
Harold is his name.) s- K l! B3 a
Amen.", }$ e# F3 f4 e' Q+ u$ d5 e8 W
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A little boy was overheard praying:
4 a8 m( k, g( Z F5 k7 A/ m"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,9 {$ U7 J. z+ v( q; B, v7 |% r
don't worry about it.0 ?3 I3 F8 ?* F: X" n
I'm having a real good time like I am."% X2 h( ~3 G: {; H7 x* | Z
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After the christening of his baby brother
' N% {" d. P2 c3 a5 Kin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) I* A0 e0 P/ ~5 P/ E. Zin the back seat of the car. His father asked# }; \' H8 r( r. x
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 e0 v, X4 o* S: X0 m% K' `1 sboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted+ @, h6 a' a) Q" G/ C- Z8 M) _
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 D) i; I6 a# }/ U: Q* L8 R
to stay with you guys."! T2 @' N, W. [! u; A. {* u
( H6 i* b- N: p3 v! w. k* I7 hOne particular four-year-old prayed,
* G% Y+ q W8 ]9 r6 L, d7 z" n"And forgive us our trash baskets as0 T' s6 e! [7 ]! I% y
we forgive those who put trash in our
* h7 F9 O" g$ W9 C+ N2 o3 W+ H3 Fbaskets.". ?# H/ U$ C, \3 C+ G* a* Y
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
+ n8 C) }4 j- |5 J4 D4 echildren as they were on the way to
/ X" K0 i1 n! M X) j! W' W4 w/ F6 VChurch service, "and why is it necessary
: w: d- r. O) s# Y9 ito be quiet in Church?"- M& E1 g/ E Y2 T; Q* `
One bright little girl replied,
; V& s% J- j0 w: w" F"Because people are sleeping."& W7 B; X# |5 g/ h1 R6 ^ N L+ t
6 C$ U% f, i4 ?A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 x# g' ~( a: \" b% Wher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.3 i7 C3 b( }# w; M$ k4 a* i% p
The boys began to argue over who would
0 `9 U5 D5 s7 s9 {get the first pancake.
6 g8 [1 J1 O$ u5 l5 h" vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
; K: W: ~6 _9 X2 omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: a2 n. G$ o7 |: j
would say, 'Let my brother have the1 V I/ G! @" Y+ d3 `! p4 Y
first pancake, I can wait' ."
4 q+ L3 M0 ]: f4 gKevin turned to his younger brother and
$ j- X- U6 Q' h, z$ U" y R: nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"4 Z( k4 W- q9 @1 w! ^ f7 K+ X
5 g5 |' ?, o: X& N' `4 FA father was at the beach with his children" F a1 y0 K" j2 r' K3 w
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,7 y0 q* }9 ^% v* M' B) z1 s
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore% N2 E$ _$ g! J
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 m Q! r5 ?8 t v, W- E( \( f"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: i- W" H( r$ |. K
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.0 J+ x5 `' Q+ U' q
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" D( g. d2 I# H; n7 k+ {2 u"Did God throw him back down?"
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$ v6 L( u. \5 N* b' o& UA wife invited some people to dinner.8 z" u+ X. \% y2 e# ]- z& h
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- M5 b7 W9 I2 \daughter and said, "Would you like to say the `8 h3 _/ S- j, M/ B
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The% }" P' l- A- U: R9 y- e1 v# n& t/ E
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% z/ d3 b2 R+ X8 _7 u& vThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
2 v) A. D" k2 G( }+ Z& A5 ^and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these% f% P( ^9 \- H3 b! m k4 T
people to dinner?"; }% J/ k& k7 V8 ^& z
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Cheers!!!; N. R, f. l: |% T
O5 p( M) O9 R, y3 tPeace, love and happines! |
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