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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
3 U; W4 p4 \4 R2 s# j7 T! I"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen." Z* J& x( M& |! q' \; Y0 ]
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A little boy was overheard praying:* ^, t* {! N* `
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,' |- M' ]( h, ?# e! E7 g- D: B
don't worry about it.
5 `" j9 e) d; P z& JI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
1 ^7 n& N* \! q1 J7 @in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
" c. f8 y, c! xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
' ~3 \( }$ |! x# I9 n9 fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the: S) Z/ U' f+ ]+ @+ G1 ]: L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted% l/ y; {4 A* @9 c2 \
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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2 t( r9 z% D, s+ _+ c/ E V; F3 X2 pOne particular four-year-old prayed,9 b3 B: k7 Q( k. c$ ?$ Z7 ^
"And forgive us our trash baskets as# e& @& X4 D; h
we forgive those who put trash in our- {# f0 k8 p9 `+ F8 w% k; f
baskets."6 h3 ^: Q" E0 h) Q/ S
& S1 o V- Y* YA Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
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& s) Y. l; ]6 v: M5 s1 g9 FOne bright little girl replied,* {; n! Z' ]) g) c1 V8 r
"Because people are sleeping."# S) o0 l4 V( O) o+ c
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A mother was preparing pancakes for: C7 _8 B% }% R8 M+ ]/ b2 D8 G( ?
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% q$ `) l" j0 i6 ^7 s" K+ JThe boys began to argue over who would4 _$ F# @/ m$ ?1 `
get the first pancake.
# O, `) w9 h0 `" t) M' VTheir mother saw the opportunity for a5 V) Q! G8 ^6 F
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
# X7 K1 U1 j& pwould say, 'Let my brother have the
; Z. ^% g' H1 y& ?( J, Cfirst pancake, I can wait' .", }3 s# e" w# r! g' q ?. G
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
6 F i: q3 Z9 J2 Fsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children! B" w, Z; m2 B
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,2 y1 C* |3 N+ \' @, Q( b/ K! z
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, Z- M/ I- o& A
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 k5 T( D9 j( V* F2 E% a4 P"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
1 F/ e* B; G$ b7 o"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.# Z; Y! X; q" u1 a8 L. h8 i+ l$ \
The boy thought a moment and then said,
, ~7 \& D( b9 A" W8 c& q"Did God throw him back down?"! H7 \* I" l$ I- X9 T; w
+ u: [* r* }0 j( mA wife invited some people to dinner.
" q2 P6 Z3 R' t& d0 L0 x9 j; K; ]- ] ~At the table, she turned to their six-year-old$ D# x/ T- _$ z* P4 b
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the) _3 e9 w% z: r4 x/ l8 Y' u. f
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
6 X2 P: q+ L- s% u- E* zgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."! L1 e2 L5 V; J
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head6 Y2 {7 A6 K) N" R
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( `& b2 q1 Y; H
people to dinner?") _6 j2 o" ~* P& R2 q) b8 K3 C
+ J) o. [( u6 R' e7 _$ n6 WCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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