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Kids in Church1 e4 `! I% r, w, z [2 J% u
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3-year-old Reese :
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& }3 a' b Y! M- VHarold is his name.; t! N3 p0 `" ]3 G# E
Amen."$ O( f9 A3 a9 @( c: [
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A little boy was overheard praying:
3 U* @" |; |' `"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,/ }$ L# f6 E j' \' e$ H* @( j0 C4 c
don't worry about it.
. e& W6 M5 P0 j$ i& e( H2 P2 SI'm having a real good time like I am."% R5 \7 J) S w# ?; a! o- m
2 t. N/ c" i$ ~' E! y/ c+ c mAfter the christening of his baby brother
]2 H9 l; r! F3 ]/ hin church, Jason sobbed all the way home' A+ W I4 t* O
in the back seat of the car. His father asked( B0 _' s% T/ d# [8 y$ {! p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
% X. A$ B- s3 {( I: j( Vboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted6 K5 I* w; R% x: {! O2 i* V
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 a* z8 w- `2 C
to stay with you guys."
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6 l# r# U; I2 U) @$ J0 qOne particular four-year-old prayed,
" L* r$ V0 x# J"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' Z+ F+ C# d Y7 A* N6 qwe forgive those who put trash in our
1 |) J o; G2 ], @$ Obaskets."
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# D% g* w) {9 u# E7 mA Sunday school teacher asked her! f/ K2 T F0 E% I
children as they were on the way to
, _+ ]( Z! S* e/ _3 s; [Church service, "and why is it necessary; l2 G1 j. i2 P/ H8 M$ D
to be quiet in Church?"
( ?6 \3 h2 I8 r, d9 i6 HOne bright little girl replied,
- M3 ~- ~/ _; I% Z0 ?: q"Because people are sleeping."
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, U; X- m. N7 `% nA mother was preparing pancakes for
- `, f8 S/ w) H/ J {* ^( {& dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. q* G0 i2 ~0 o4 x/ B6 `7 IThe boys began to argue over who would3 B5 o0 }0 x* W- Q8 C1 t1 ^
get the first pancake.* \& i4 Y! E1 ]8 u
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
' ^2 Y$ c! o0 J: |- E7 F( ]' gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
" r0 G0 J# q/ F3 Xwould say, 'Let my brother have the
i& v% z1 L; Pfirst pancake, I can wait' .", B x; X6 ]1 H, R' |
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
3 [( A+ w% ]4 u% P, E1 T% @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"* U2 [* F H9 F. w
7 o4 F8 g* f" E @! _. WA father was at the beach with his children
+ |2 M" F6 {( v* a% X/ F, y* Fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 T# }- s$ W) \4 n% qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore7 ~* R) G$ G. }9 G
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
2 U) N0 }. W4 n7 U; q) g6 C"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.6 K( f! w: Q4 h( P( \. I* p
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.7 x) E% A1 o0 t3 P0 j! N
The boy thought a moment and then said,7 {5 V$ Q% l7 H) A
"Did God throw him back down?"" Q1 t1 P/ m1 z% c
( F( e; E% }$ C4 N. p! uA wife invited some people to dinner.0 N J( @ }0 z* r7 k7 c2 r
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- U) [+ y( Z" l/ r7 v9 ^5 v! wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 x" k: A2 ~1 _+ F+ W3 t" x9 s, L
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! ] ~! K/ p b. y9 e2 }girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
5 ~. [7 ?. S @' dThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 e9 U, q/ B% wand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these. P& H9 T! l8 K$ {
people to dinner?"- @+ C% c9 d7 P
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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