2 cows

睡懒觉的闹钟

SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
) E' s; M- g/ Y7 X. O0 x. qYou have 2 cows，
# Z, \, s$ @5 IThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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. H& [0 D3 i: DFASCISM法西斯主义
4 i: n" u8 d9 I5 ^6 pYou have 2 cows，
. W* @' |4 p3 x$ K9 b; C0 bThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

0 u8 H4 F3 D" p3 F" \NAZISM纳粹主义
3 c( L, a5 m+ K5 \4 g: ]5 B" JYou have 2 cows，
' W# z# j! Z7 NThe State takes both and shoots u.
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, a& O# E* T* v+ D5 B$ _BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
/ [% }" ?. b+ }$ z) n; r* BYou have 2 cows，
5 J' p+ \) E" K* m7 W& K# BThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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4 ]* l# S! w, e  D, u! qTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
" A2 t$ x! j; b5 rYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
4 h3 V/ r' J. m3 y3 ^You sell them and retire on the income.
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# [$ k3 B9 O/ x0 n) N, q. U( l下面还有好多好多呢