2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
5 d2 F) S* ^1 j% V. R" Z' M) B3 NYou have 2 cows，
4 q' N* i* E# f8 N. }You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
! q2 y/ I- W, N6 n4 `; T1 bYou have 2 cows，
0 i* V* n9 s- Q, ?' G8 x0 Y4 r! TThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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5 y+ j( N* ?' n( B% [( @) `FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
; U4 d. }" A: }4 m7 eThe State takes both and shoots u.
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6 @: u3 v4 {3 q/ O6 ?! zBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
, a6 \1 X/ L. t0 [* D, }The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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- i  w# I& P0 y+ ^/ ]TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
9 L8 E5 N$ E4 I9 [You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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