2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
. I1 c5 G- N6 s+ lYou have 2 cows，
. i8 y1 k: v4 fYou give one to your neighbour.
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7 @9 V4 O& d% K1 t* I) |COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
3 X8 R* _5 Y( Z; k' q0 @- dThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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  C7 M: h; V; t9 |+ ]0 V& X' zNAZISM纳粹主义
5 D4 c2 I) r/ r2 M" ]  w1 WYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
; ?6 }$ a- ~; n0 ^4 Z9 Y( W5 nYou have 2 cows，
2 A6 j0 Y9 j8 {( l: z' N4 iThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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, S& U/ l1 O* U2 e! j* WTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
0 @2 k# K# j+ L7 x3 |You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
' v& S9 b0 _2 ~$ j0 p" MYou sell them and retire on the income.

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