2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
; X3 @' e; x" v6 a6 \! ~- w" k' E, E! kYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

- b! |2 S1 D/ _; [: H+ |COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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& l9 O/ a- {! K* C# G9 k5 i& E9 H, PFASCISM法西斯主义
9 V$ L0 a2 c& v' ^4 jYou have 2 cows，
8 J9 h! Z( A+ d' D. ^The State takes both and sells u some milk.

# I3 G5 W1 k0 e3 h! t  K: ?NAZISM纳粹主义
& J" h' r' @+ s  u7 K9 TYou have 2 cows，
4 Q8 `5 N0 m- ?# [) a8 T9 TThe State takes both and shoots u.
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, v8 t' B/ T& q" A# m1 FBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
3 _7 T* N' ~( n& q0 B+ Z/ t! bYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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# h3 o) m7 N* x! |; }! @% ZTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
, ?- t& O3 r) T: a% @You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
! [9 c2 m$ k- y2 y6 d( N, T$ ~You sell them and retire on the income.

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