2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
% Q& H) x% O, L) q1 t9 \% {# @! iYou give one to your neighbour.
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9 f/ o' a1 x# X: V: NCOMMUNISM**主义
8 f" {% x2 h- [You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


; ~4 _* |6 R3 o  e9 |: |0 VFASCISM法西斯主义
+ D/ z$ v4 ^/ _+ FYou have 2 cows，
" z8 l! s( Y: D' CThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
& O" x. e+ c' {; M) q8 ~( f8 |2 \6 pYou have 2 cows，
0 ~1 [# R6 r1 [The State takes both and shoots u.
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' b  y2 q' G1 oBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
, h' G4 d: U/ d( p2 ]: Q, ?" mYou have 2 cows，
" R5 z$ p0 }1 t; }" W7 |4 E6 d4 QThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


1 G( B3 T5 w' \" HTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
7 [. K1 G0 K$ F$ jYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
1 y3 O; F' Q5 b: o% @( FYou sell them and retire on the income.

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