2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

7 C' b3 ?! S) U& L* k, VCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
. t+ z: E" ]9 S2 H; F9 _3 R2 fThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
2 O9 _' @( [8 A. Q2 JThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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: o$ C0 M2 i3 O8 X' fNAZISM纳粹主义
; s. H  m/ S. j, J/ A; EYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
1 k9 H1 U1 ?9 r- SYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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1 i+ J  v8 l0 J6 fTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
( K2 J/ Q& w) BYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
* B/ a' O, i% @+ G! T! q% ZYou sell them and retire on the income.
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