2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
( t* K5 L1 ^& f6 V- J/ T! tYou have 2 cows，
; O% Q6 v6 H' F! I9 [) rYou give one to your neighbour.

4 m+ Z, ~: N2 ^& jCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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9 n/ e$ ?" K7 s, x, s8 }FASCISM法西斯主义
% g1 I& k* }8 z" a" j- j* uYou have 2 cows，
2 _$ N& x7 J8 X  f" aThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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( W0 W' y1 T; Y9 d2 zNAZISM纳粹主义
, j: t- T+ G5 J7 n! |: WYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
4 ?+ A  |& Y% oThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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8 o4 f9 a6 P3 h. L7 ]1 B+ ~TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
* e+ \6 t& O) \+ P' p) Y8 QYou have 2 cows，
4 o5 q- J* V1 LYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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