2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
% H' }9 U& v; H2 H% ]& SYou have 2 cows，
, d4 B' t: d  `, `& u4 zYou give one to your neighbour.

5 E# O9 K1 l$ q; R$ m6 [3 S* vCOMMUNISM**主义
  ^1 |* {, m5 Z3 E1 gYou have 2 cows，
- A$ s4 |" Y/ j" gThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
) b2 V2 a1 f9 b& M. U, zYou have 2 cows，
$ o( F0 o2 h* p2 QThe State takes both and shoots u.
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8 U  d+ w  c3 k2 {( F1 uBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
0 W1 G! I4 I8 C9 tYou have 2 cows，
! R+ [- L  e9 n. J0 I) s& nThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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/ N0 n$ w/ d; ITRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
* K3 F+ c' a% C$ G. ^# GYou have 2 cows，
' i* f# h) n: T; d9 KYou sell one and buy a bull.
- M  @6 A2 a( e. S, v5 WYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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