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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash- F# \7 F; y2 o2 m- j8 X; J, Q) i
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html; U5 Z5 e: f+ d7 Z* }( f
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The Man Song
3 K+ R% \/ _) F: a" D3 o5 @ by Sean Morey
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! g' y1 v) ~8 A1 \( xI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.$ n/ G# t8 @2 Q
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: B0 h9 g% }; ^& K7 ]$ c5 j! q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".8 R, p" Y2 K: S% M K! |, E! W
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.( \0 X( `0 \: P* |+ x% `- J" P
1 W: _: |4 D" b, G! zWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 n/ x, C r: [1 U, u! d- _And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% p, V9 U4 ^* X) A) j
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 m2 H2 X$ I# j9 n7 r( ]% Z'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 _ b& _% S6 |8 C+ s w6 V. p
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
* I; ~ ?' @# b& B5 B: \And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( ]( {3 [; l+ e
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.1 ]/ d& i2 D8 f# R9 C
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
$ k7 v4 U$ d* Y7 E$ ?3 |5 B. ?And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' f9 N/ x" V5 n: [( F& F/ m. j- ~9 MBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 R) s2 i) B. [7 @5 a# ?
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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