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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
2 N. S: P3 J" H* I. z1 f. k by Sean Morey 8 j- M* u; Y- u8 J% p& u* Y# F
9 S3 }. s4 s! [- Q! AI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! b6 x) ]3 i6 r$ V/ FI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 5 F& b P& p2 y M# U2 `, L
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
$ a$ `# L( F `0 A) C1 G p' nI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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& a& h5 i; v2 l7 v3 ~5 C+ CWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
( u5 V* f d, i( u- H( M mAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 v1 Z! q7 |! h+ o9 [The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 f$ G- z4 h2 G) r3 k. Z
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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' P$ w0 n* T7 ^And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 p& g( x4 ]8 K P0 S# a4 S'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# [& d6 O+ l5 u
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.2 T+ A! G; @8 [ `2 \
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.* l6 U+ n$ |# a0 H. D4 P
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
# b f5 x8 ^' s1 zBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
5 k' J# B) y- c2 g+ c: hBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! % z0 }8 M* I3 O8 Z. R9 e# {
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