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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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' s5 ?- K7 k+ A7 A$ m* II don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' y7 }; K4 q, c" Y1 tI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 z* N- l7 R. ^# p9 u& d
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% N9 n9 q6 L4 h1 M6 u( F( T/ D3 QI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 p) ]% i% B& u) O$ m1 |0 q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.- ?+ c# U# x# e2 W6 [7 D
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: \% y' ~& b) X'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. \, g7 x& a% [, u
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, ?0 J2 j3 q! c' ~, RAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.) x# S* p& T; r- }
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., w( w7 o7 P. G3 y/ g
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
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Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) L; z* n0 h1 ]& | s% k* ~3 C( Y* d8 K
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