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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ! z; }$ D: F. I% |, e
by Sean Morey * l8 V) s8 m5 c: a' [& ^) T$ I; O
1 _, B5 o! J2 m7 \' A( q! dI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) V& g, j/ D4 o; C6 q B( k8 a( A
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& Y; z! }' x! J/ Q: Q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 c+ Q6 Z5 n5 `8 i/ \I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.1 R% h) }% t1 v% H
; `1 _# R; l# S4 n! y) G+ |What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' r" ?) g; }, R; E! x D+ N- ?And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) Y( g( H* o7 m. O# ^8 J
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
9 o. k0 \6 |) w9 t) E'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 {8 `7 A" A6 C# T% a1 w
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
+ t2 R$ R) \. o! ^, C& X& R, v3 y'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
7 {2 k# \* J0 P3 ]And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.1 K& v3 t' C( ^7 f6 Z
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( t4 z3 m, X J$ j
`- Y& J& L# ?* i2 O0 @) WAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
. x/ H6 z. R, V: [1 L" c2 kAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
k+ z& K% W, P2 c8 D9 ]' SBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 R( y, @1 _! ^& T& w( m
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , N9 _6 E( \) y
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