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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash2 `6 j2 H/ ~6 H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html8 `: k2 D7 p% Z9 ~6 z
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
0 p/ }1 ~+ S$ e- \3 DI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 ^! p& ^: Y8 o1 N1 L& l% \
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 {: S) O [6 R" d5 r& J- h+ @* Q' KI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home./ O9 ?2 ^$ W! U3 m
8 W& s7 O4 J4 c; _( sWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
+ v/ q2 k' W# eAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 }% | M7 Y- d4 T. QThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ `7 D& N( I* @3 i'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.: n" v$ v- U# P' F7 G
0 r( v. ?' B, q; O# ~And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
9 _1 h: ~( L! i7 R/ ]'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& V2 D% a% ~& r0 E) d$ L
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( P, s8 [0 P; ~' z1 NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.4 i. T+ p# a- z; ]) c9 Z
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., `6 d4 a& J# I/ i, J
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# L) b1 g. Y- s& o8 Y) qBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 4 ^" [: f5 h$ f9 N
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