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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash9 P/ p4 Q0 i0 H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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! n, t1 v5 w. S% ^3 \; zThe Man Song
& D9 j& t5 n0 L9 R. d" ` by Sean Morey . o5 Q* s4 w5 l; ?7 u- {
4 P; g" [2 o% Z8 n$ Q& S5 F0 pI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
% k$ v$ K3 L" R: B& OI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 6 E1 F$ n6 g1 e( Q% H% [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
, L# e/ O+ C3 _8 L- M2 W. V( |& gI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 \ a8 s: l/ Q$ A0 h. d
0 q3 L. L: i. n0 w( r8 T* l+ \What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' ?! t- R& u" G! q% v2 EAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.0 n6 R1 F9 n0 a- m j
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 x/ N' V0 ^& Z7 @+ v- R p'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." D0 i/ j2 h! k" g3 S' V: O4 A
2 S/ S' p) F* d4 U: Y, A+ ?$ aAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
4 W7 R! r) x& h! U'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 F Q2 |' ?0 T8 @3 r; xAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- C# _$ ?. I- n8 V2 l oI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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3 G% m' z9 x4 C3 oAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
' Y% w* r# i; G& W6 S2 c0 k9 H Z/ SAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 \$ p. C4 C3 n0 n; Z; l
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% @! I0 |! L$ o* Y8 f& {Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 6 @3 W1 T% x0 U @9 F* K
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