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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash+ b( V! B" H1 f9 y6 c1 r/ c
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html7 ?* Z7 h+ [: `
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The Man Song 9 E$ `- ], D' w( e0 b
by Sean Morey ' ]: W& p& a+ J& ~8 q
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, n+ m# u8 G- `7 Q) B0 ZI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . e. J6 \( X& {5 J
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"., i- Y; L# H1 ?1 V. l' f; ?
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
0 v1 D4 b; B$ G$ o4 @2 KAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. a! [( L, J& K! T+ j
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
9 \6 O: B' X! u4 x9 Q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.8 _; K& I; L2 x
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
C) o5 K: S* r; R'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- t, e0 v% _* jAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( p3 U U: d# [3 a6 ~4 {I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around. v7 h& }1 D/ k* Q5 M3 X1 B* u
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! P" P% m0 Y6 R% P3 B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.$ R' z! J% Y6 C) R4 f+ T% Y5 ^0 ?6 `
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ \- ~, i# ^- F# u$ e+ ~) Q) JBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 1 x2 d6 {/ O" ~+ ?- S/ \
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