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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash$ v/ S- ^ w. k, R6 J9 H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html3 J9 n2 ?* T7 [. e- |! {
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The Man Song & E( Z# {$ | [- d j9 F0 q
by Sean Morey
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: l7 H: _! t' B q7 DI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% a4 `" d( Z( M* x7 [% r
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( z9 p4 n- }' G" t8 ?'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".7 @: |- c, o) l$ P2 g: D
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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: l% ], X" p+ j5 s" QWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.4 X! x8 p3 u9 d6 o
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 j, F- l' q w' ?
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.9 c% R. w& x( i
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 s) t# a: [# G4 ~$ G* ~
" i1 J8 h; c5 r( Q" RAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 `/ A/ q9 o: F) P& C
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
& h% A; q" E5 f/ RAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.8 Y4 b2 j$ t! V" H
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 ~# v7 v/ B( S/ U$ F- Y
0 }0 x+ e7 B* D' U, a) SAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# {7 x8 p: k" T1 S" |; R7 ^5 @# ^And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' V5 r: U; Y, z5 i! d! t& q0 ABecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 x' R7 C% J) b5 K1 i6 c
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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