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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 A3 @* v" S* @4 k. B! S
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* ~2 W V7 u7 b ]# f# H0 i) |
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had v, @' L( I4 z9 M6 ?6 O
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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* M5 i! O( y9 S! U) BNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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