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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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- x- H- f. [5 k2 gThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl5 ]" g Y. ^# x# [: S& `6 |! Y1 j
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 N1 I+ g0 D( r: p" n# r( I
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
4 J5 N* m. o( @' S+ K% A* Phad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ _" W5 r! V4 lget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had4 o% l# i; m9 L3 v, X3 c( t
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) A9 E% O7 \$ C
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; d; @5 C( l( [high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 \9 J# e" V# o% X3 z* \ E
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!6 D3 N: |& `, d, ~
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