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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. : H# `4 q7 Z) ~3 T
3 L5 N7 G8 Z) i8 G: v2 e% a# G! D8 kThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale |/ T% i% }1 p- }
9 `8 L0 X) p/ e1 d( L0 XOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
5 x; c- R7 B& Z* Q5 ksaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 d- h M4 c' u) n
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 y- _5 M K& {- [2 K, k5 J& [& [, yhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
9 k k9 K! I5 s1 ]/ n" vget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had* _9 d% e7 m% r( y! o% Q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 ~' j7 b9 r* F- ]0 L
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* Z# [5 ~* L* j* u4 x' ^
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in; t \8 m. R F9 p7 b. t) @) E
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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