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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale& P4 K+ i' f+ X! Y9 u
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl% E5 T, K7 Q) H2 T2 T! A
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( ?/ F8 _% X4 r8 i5 V7 p" U) {
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! ~; }. q! C7 T6 Y, j; w
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
8 {+ C# M6 k: v) J r; _8 Qget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
. M7 [( C4 S7 h: Iall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched3 `: ?/ U0 y9 w0 Y3 {
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
/ h1 g4 o- N2 i: x8 khigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in; a# ^$ Q* K1 j# x
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!5 E6 [7 Q9 h* O, `" M
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