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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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0 u0 Z4 C. t8 G, E7 @. QThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl( Z0 d' \ n! h4 Q* } M
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 S* O1 i$ @3 w3 N" r$ d
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
3 p* t2 c, p ihad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 a$ U$ q& h( d# W9 Q% a
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
5 [) W' H( j- Xall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- {) ^ u; G& p* ~8 ksports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, ~1 f: G' P$ x8 Chigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; T- u; `9 f, n$ ^) [ ?9 dsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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1 x* S, X5 C8 C9 c' INow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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1 K$ y4 Q4 G6 M0 KThe End |
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