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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. * |0 t! C* A9 C5 d
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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' y5 ]! O/ e! [; A' qOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl* X: ~4 G6 [, k3 z4 z# ]4 B
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! O* M$ B K* i: }
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, {6 ]) {& `$ s/ I) U
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
! L4 @2 _( d+ C; cget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had# H5 c# C1 q( r, l2 h1 N. q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched1 H( j/ ~% a) L5 x' N1 u; a
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had2 h0 y, J! c2 P6 z0 {# J6 e( h8 R
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in) a/ h1 _6 N- p$ X" K
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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4 x6 f2 E. ^5 z" SNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones! S# ^/ H6 ~9 K7 p' @
+ }; [, o" z5 r+ s# {/ @& gThe End |
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