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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ( T% N- H+ a& X% c- A& z: c6 o
# Y3 q3 e& L" Z: F, e0 ~7 i1 uThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale) M) t6 b- v" @5 P
5 S0 J0 M! x. M% i- O A+ TOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl+ n$ T2 h: w+ L; y% C; h8 [* p3 E
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: N+ x% N( Q3 X# @5 A4 [+ N$ u2 Q
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
: [! {( t5 T m3 p/ H vhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; @$ _7 G5 z5 M& t* bget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had8 W; s+ z" r- s/ b: E& U: k+ U c
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ x% h: B# c T# k% Y. o
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( J7 L) p" e5 O5 z. r, e; U9 l) chigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
. V$ P/ z m6 p6 R+ osweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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7 g/ z9 i( L$ q8 D0 ~% YNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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