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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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0 u0 Z4 C. t8 G, E7 @. QThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl( Z0 d' \  n! h4 Q* }  M
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 S* O1 i$ @3 w3 N" r$ d
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
5 [) W' H( j- Xall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- {) ^  u; G& p* ~8 ksports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, ~1 f: G' P$ x8 Chigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; T- u; `9 f, n$ ^) [  ?9 dsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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1 x* S, X5 C8 C9 c' INow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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1 K$ y4 Q4 G6 M0 KThe End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
) w4 p* o# E; \; D" A8 oDon't quite understand this.

+ C0 z" y' S2 `! s( ]$ C8 s! f# e他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 : D$ W7 L" T2 N5 [7 [( |8 h
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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8 v( S2 }- s" m: u$ Q0 hYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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3 G3 }0 Q' U6 W. j6 B他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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4 V+ F. l1 M0 c" a; mthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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' J6 R" ~5 a& G: a) @; dgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
4 a/ c* f6 J3 j& Q1 zDon't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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0 o/ `. M/ p8 ^7 bI am getting married in this coming September.
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