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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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; @% _1 r3 y% [3 ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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# m- m7 f0 X3 nget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had4 I' q- `% R3 R. F9 R' x
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.. _& i3 T. d6 X3 E _& k
/ w" G3 r. X4 W4 R6 ~5 g( |Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!" _+ U5 `& ^1 _, b" W B, h
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