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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ( ]# H, P6 H" ~9 c" A/ |2 u/ `6 w# w
, m# Y# e) H; U+ Q" j; ]9 k# PThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale; b* r6 Y# B7 v2 R, \! |, C2 P& T( S
; Z4 I. E4 \5 j& P r# zOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
* M! n4 A1 C M4 F6 @said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
7 q6 N- U! w$ N; ]. X' Zdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! v; n W L5 [( Z
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't: r# x; }. f6 y' [2 n
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had' o. o5 I$ E1 C- \: p9 M k* X* H
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- f" t, E3 G' \6 W/ _5 M8 Bsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
' D7 G5 G' ?, i; a L2 ~( Rhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
0 Z% A7 m- \# b9 I) i, n9 z, U0 usweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ d$ v6 p$ R7 T( D8 x: N- G& X
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