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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. & F9 s* q. x% N7 P8 q
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl4 K" P0 @* U) ] C# v R
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
; H: _9 K! _8 D ~6 |. }dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never5 ~" _! b, G. V$ j, c; i N
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
: x. k) M3 }* t( }) Iget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
p& o- `( z Q8 |8 oall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched |; ^/ s" u/ L$ N
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
V* j* D, V5 _ i- _6 Xhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!9 O( S0 {. E* f
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