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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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1 n$ }# Z3 b, T, q9 DThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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4 \/ }' f1 [$ `& _% ]* Ydancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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! y9 Z) G" J! `$ Z+ \get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had, C& E0 @1 C% o3 ^: J9 C
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.8 f' j* x( Z/ w% d! A- f/ x# \
7 l! ]% ?6 N8 jNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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