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Six Funny Life Lessons
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*Lesson 1: Naked Wife*
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) J# B& Q& E" T% z4 u1 J) S# Y9 W3 S A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. # t7 Y* R2 ~ {! `+ W# l! B- Q
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,, C" g1 B( s" ~8 ]# X+ u
there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
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% Y F$ A) z; hAfter thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.( I8 K* d- M7 i3 b
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. / @" f0 J7 W0 n! q0 v) c8 Q# s
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
/ L9 z! X. Q8 h DWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,: B4 t, Y: W, `# p D- v
"Who was that?" . A- i8 d9 e. `* H0 ]6 z
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
9 {; c8 }1 N! T* J"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your2 {) [% D0 Q" l1 h: l' z5 @( I- v
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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