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. E! k: L% Y* Q4 |* w% FWhy did God make mothers?7 X; x5 x S6 x$ b1 f& b
0 G$ a; M/ M/ _4 N1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
1 j* ?# e. F, |2. Mostly to clean the house. 2 |' E3 ~6 ]+ i2 c! v
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
9 u) {9 v- T; m6 k4 ], _+ U/ f1 z1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.# X4 Q l- j: z w: F, m b
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
' Y+ T4 s+ f) L8 F3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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2 _8 x2 G: p- jWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
6 K# h+ D5 _/ G1 m1 h/ h1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. $ d& o' k. B. [* ?9 I
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. $ [8 J4 @" f/ _) d- O' m, B
) ~# q% H' ?& m) p! uWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
/ t, z1 f* c6 K/ Y9 ~6 N8 Y1. We're related.! r9 z7 @, e& T: K
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? , m# ^/ Q0 X; n4 {- _ ]6 \
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
% e* y0 ?0 @" Y0 U4 Z2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. % H; n0 w' y2 {, v, f( w; O, f
3. They say she used to be nice. * S% f6 ?1 ?: ?8 W0 a9 Y- [
$ Z/ S) x2 k( U) M" ?7 u OWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
) S( H& ^ ?& t% u3 t1. His last name.
3 D$ m8 D+ O" Y: G3 R b2 H; y2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?! n( b' |2 D* c! |$ d+ T3 E" P, r2 k8 a
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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5 S1 g4 H7 _, c d2 r- v* GWhy did your mom marry your dad? + `& N" Z9 ~4 r K4 C
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
7 c8 ?0 w, ^5 {5 v! s4 G' |0 `2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
' Y! ?5 c. v) {; t- `' q" ~3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. & c. f. G$ \% `( P9 n
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Who's the boss at your house?
7 y* z; h8 i2 S4 Y1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. + B% V6 h2 \% R# s
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.6 ~5 c/ A& {, I" m& D$ g+ H$ D
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 4 f$ x& D; W8 S8 v4 K6 J. E
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
$ O9 ^& D% Y9 [: Z" B1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
7 p* E' E, {( D. ~( `+ T2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
" Z u& ]# S# n& _3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
' {9 W7 v% H: W* z4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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. m$ t; \# l+ U) w( aWhat does your mom do in her spare time? ) U0 [! e& I' H
1. Mothers don't do spare time.' ^" z p: ~6 d; y( P4 U
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. % i( [& E1 U8 ?$ {. j O3 j
5 X# _4 L8 v; z9 rWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
5 l6 O* ~" \ Q1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
& k/ ~3 n1 Y* ^1 Y& K9 Q/ Y2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 8 f# k Y; c8 L- g' V
8 d" f* Y5 p& r4 Z7 |* `If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? . R( S2 O$ o s. y/ p! c
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
8 g; J1 o+ F" n1 X2 K( O0 P; u A2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.9 x% Q: T6 ^4 q
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 7 b0 I. h" W' p( m9 `
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