 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
# q- B9 b, _* {: F- {% ^( ?
. n' f4 @8 {: @" I( M0 H7 OWhy did God make mothers?
+ {1 r) D- _8 M7 P0 v( D, y
4 l8 ]+ k% G6 ^2 @. }" J; N1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
" N; v! y w5 B" x7 E, C5 e2. Mostly to clean the house. Y/ y3 T8 ~2 G. q/ b: ^% C. V
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
* s. u' X8 f' r' J
6 x8 p" y! p1 @How did God make mothers? ' m( e, d" f- ^/ o$ Q) C8 A$ a' g
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.1 S0 X9 E' v1 z! `! o" V
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
/ z$ m3 R* H: K" Z3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
# ?2 o" j; ~7 p: O4 v5 Y
: e$ T) [: Q& z, h. b, X' ^What ingredients are mothers made of ? - ^; p# R. S& r
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 7 G7 \/ d4 Y: w5 ]( V3 G) J7 o
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 1 V* ^' _6 O1 ^7 }' v
/ _1 _0 L& L$ ~# x4 T
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
, v0 i* K7 _, R: d1. We're related.
2 [- Y1 z* d7 _% N) F& V+ E7 q2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. * \: F3 I v8 @) J! z" x
6 E' F }5 t- r
What kind of little girl was your mom?
+ [- u+ l/ j/ z; s" W3 Y# z1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
3 U* o3 w: a6 q8 \! B2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
: O( }1 D6 a7 M0 B3. They say she used to be nice.
, o# G, k" B. ~) k* _/ @9 k# }# g
6 }/ S1 Z, J8 _: w" l. nWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? V: X0 u0 Y% e* s+ b t
1. His last name.1 f: G4 D+ O( }5 C, ^$ {
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
8 K( [; P, ^% b# x3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
" p' @# t' H% ?6 F6 Z
2 ]7 T* t1 s* [0 T6 V; n( ~Why did your mom marry your dad? ! K! A+ k7 ?% u: e a, F
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 8 y) e2 J! S* t% a3 t- z
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
2 Y# S8 _1 M/ k! l, y$ H: T3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
# m/ w8 f9 X5 w4 p/ L" q% t; ]- S( X* Z, x0 o& E
Who's the boss at your house?
3 ]5 S$ b! p9 d1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
$ F* e) I# ^6 Y7 |3 N2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
2 `. x j. [4 ~5 P3 V" @3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
; t4 a8 g" u# x- Q& V
2 I/ W- {% ?/ \% d& k9 HWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
! O2 }1 C3 h7 J l7 D$ V: |5 g! {1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
: i* t3 i( ^# U, T# V2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.6 u' q! b9 d; i+ l% A
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 1 [6 X5 a% M+ t6 O% @: I
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
) |& ~' k0 i L) b( z: L; N8 z0 R9 I/ q y' w1 i
What does your mom do in her spare time? ; s" S! O& N! v, |9 ` G
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
) n7 ^- ` h9 L- ~8 a$ t( o2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
+ O# ^* ]' p/ w/ }" e7 x; K. S8 Q, D+ }6 Y
What would it take to make your mom perfect? ! {5 }$ x4 q0 j) Z( g. Q
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.+ C* P5 z. R$ E# x5 F
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
& G; y$ n4 b- O" l1 T
0 @( s6 F! d+ sIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 2 q4 g8 o' L# N! m
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
8 R7 }9 U; Z- D+ @" f6 ^2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.: ~7 y7 B- P. E# C4 ^( n
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. , {- P/ |$ J5 }4 b c! h( r5 t
|
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-1-18 14:22
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-1-18 15:19
发表于 2008-1-20 10:30
发表于 2008-1-20 13:26
; e3 y1 @4 j- \2 }
