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Why did God make mothers?
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4 i6 j" u+ ~% f+ R5 Q. J( E1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.0 p+ ]) I; _1 e) W; M8 T n5 n6 g9 K
2. Mostly to clean the house.
$ ]; W# l( f" z r+ A0 g3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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5 E% q% X* B ^" L- S8 Q+ L% GHow did God make mothers?
+ J: Q6 m5 a/ ~1 I% B1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
& a6 r; l6 @7 S e9 N. e/ f8 O" T2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
9 D0 P2 C8 P) y n' ]3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ) m" U* Q' C# Q7 ~1 A9 V
9 S$ S5 U0 t9 G% T4 e2 g) gWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
% G4 X2 [. c# L6 F8 M$ N: f) P% {1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
+ C! [8 W V# W6 g4 J- J6 c: R' {2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 9 ?/ F# O/ d, i9 Y. M h5 W
1. We're related.
9 c! g+ W7 b8 t n) V2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. # h b8 f1 ^: M: S4 v1 }9 T
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What kind of little girl was your mom? % T% y) c* t A" R5 d
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
J" }$ ^0 d) R& q2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
5 a4 }! e- U5 s5 J) }3. They say she used to be nice. ' H; E- S: A3 V: R8 w8 p6 P
: R5 o0 ] e7 }/ Y2 ^, _- z) BWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
3 O9 l. x. j7 d; w G5 Y4 A6 e1. His last name.
3 {6 ]4 D# e6 }# {+ J4 _2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?4 B3 o6 ^9 P1 f1 K8 k3 ^' V
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? * V8 r" G4 U. Z% I, `5 H
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Why did your mom marry your dad? + [, f" M; v. f; k
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
^: V0 u( r9 ~8 N, i2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 4 I( C; x0 Z) O7 @- g: F
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. : F. i( ~8 t) i6 B m
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Who's the boss at your house?
/ _5 A* m( A1 C1 d2 g1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
; T3 c! l0 Q k$ c/ @( v2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.2 U1 r+ }6 }+ J$ P
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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) v C. ]9 Z' v: k0 f- ~What's the difference between moms & dads?
. l( x k+ N- k( v6 X1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
5 P- x9 z, ?4 R f l2 C2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
) C- ~' v/ k7 M0 P G3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
' B1 F$ C3 l; r3 T% l" m; t$ S0 l3 r4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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3 w+ H4 z" u) f7 ~3 J9 A( Q9 f" ZWhat does your mom do in her spare time? ( X, p3 l' ?- K" ^9 e% B
1. Mothers don't do spare time. M/ ^8 G, L2 b! o' O
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. , t- t) b# D5 ~5 Q, h
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? ' _+ e0 [6 o I2 g
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
5 U3 V; ^" o' m$ S* h( U/ O2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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9 o6 i/ R+ y& p1 {If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
! `" U. w3 q4 c! G1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
+ S$ s& [- L; B+ W0 e9 i, |) G2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.8 T6 s$ l7 \. d4 x2 _
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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