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4 }# M% U( _ a: R; j# fWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
& j: {/ E1 N5 `# [0 d2. Mostly to clean the house. 2 X) j1 i, o9 B* ^2 _
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? V& F! o+ G, N
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
$ A! d k. M% g! ?; m1 j8 ^ _! S2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ! k2 X: |9 V/ \9 H
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ) Y8 G& D4 f/ z
n) [4 Z) Q4 Y0 i5 V4 r6 {0 L e0 qWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
/ e! h# |2 ]5 Y, D0 z1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ; B/ k. I1 f$ P/ L0 b4 l
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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' P1 @1 s, u' ?# Q. n' vWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? + ^, v6 ?/ p+ Y
1. We're related.
- O+ D1 W- ?- ~2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ' x& i4 P O3 {4 c
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 1 Z b2 }$ d& c# j* o
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 9 r/ z% c9 K- i0 q" |
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 2 r+ B- V4 s5 i
3. They say she used to be nice.
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( }' c& D: K4 M# a' o/ k% TWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
$ v W- Q: o9 B$ ~1. His last name.
" J. J& @. Q, ] }# g2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?) H$ M8 Q$ H8 {- R, d# c5 L( _- O
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ' u5 U7 G& K( o: Q: b8 o
0 \" }, b( ]! Z2 J9 oWhy did your mom marry your dad? 7 C w$ }8 l! { d8 e: y5 A
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
, k3 Z' B( _3 W2. She got too old to do anything else with him. + [$ b/ U/ e& Y; T t
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? % ?! C1 `+ h: e( Q
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. + F3 M3 F2 y- `. b
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.& R% U* _9 `2 W6 t+ Z' @! A+ o+ s
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. + z+ C" ~3 V s7 @9 I3 e, d8 p5 G
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
6 p$ C9 {) T4 S) U5 a" j& `& t1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. " H, b# t7 A7 g- t1 i, o
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.6 k1 C2 j' P! h
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 1 ]$ Y$ U3 X$ ~) A+ p, d/ D, Z& [
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
- e. U' J# f a2 h& w1. Mothers don't do spare time.
' u# @/ h+ W7 A; c. y2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
7 k; j4 P: l' c! O# D9 Q1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
4 M. O% Z2 g+ m0 A+ `, g2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. : d; B+ ]0 P) c- }
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
b* X/ g% u: R1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
) C% X7 `3 ?* U U2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.' ~) {$ u2 ^4 Q% r9 n+ s3 H
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. + i! c7 ~0 y5 C8 |
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