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$ Q0 ~( m! \. A' JWhy did God make mothers?8 I+ [' C1 K" Y5 @$ q* y) S: q
/ C9 P H3 o/ P1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
% b5 E$ @9 Z0 H% [8 z2 [3 r2. Mostly to clean the house.
4 }0 O# ?, `" b5 L& F3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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2 \2 Z4 I$ U, Y) D0 oHow did God make mothers?
# |) h* b6 H/ r1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.8 n4 r. C! C O4 i: |- J$ D& G
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 4 m' d: U; Q) Q
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ) C8 K9 a6 T& K' V" o
, G. I' c+ J& Y% r/ QWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
& O8 P2 i. a. W3 B! c+ q1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 4 H0 |7 e; g& l: C M1 P& i3 }
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. * M4 G. G% v' i. w4 x1 E6 K
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
) s5 k9 G. M, t+ z. K1. We're related.* J& @, C- B9 x9 n0 F
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 3 o. Q, Y. A$ R9 s
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What kind of little girl was your mom? & O) R% M% {! |. U% r; K( }
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 5 `, w2 D, ^) J) ^. Y! Q/ |# E
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
, E8 [( f8 a6 e0 w) k; ]3. They say she used to be nice. $ G' g1 {) t' ?- | s% b4 t
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? ; h7 m2 O/ x: q& C* z
1. His last name., C+ I( [3 N) V Q& o% C
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
, A/ P8 \, O/ i& f0 w( j% }! }! v) V1 }3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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, t: |8 w- U4 Z4 NWhy did your mom marry your dad? ) d$ ]% |& C. q$ W% j
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. ! Q& Y+ W, ]5 j6 J
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 1 D4 b7 v' F9 a( U; Z) l
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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0 ~0 F, x! H: yWho's the boss at your house?
3 H! ?! O( t7 w# s9 f1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
1 b+ \& Q; Y9 X1 W0 P( h5 Y" Y2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
* z4 D; d* m+ y2 Y: ~3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 8 y6 I) F9 i$ g9 B& V
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What's the difference between moms & dads? ' z8 X; P+ i1 J6 F5 v
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
: h- l: R1 h2 l2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.$ V- d$ C: T3 m; \
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
/ x/ P0 y' s9 l, P E4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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9 D3 n# i$ g5 K: J4 wWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
! l( t9 l Y; F/ c# K1. Mothers don't do spare time." z9 i1 S+ z2 p: Q. X
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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# z( F3 U9 m( ~9 C6 Z$ l6 TWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 1 ~ O6 F) h" p/ @' F
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
0 l# S+ ^: {6 c9 Q4 P2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. $ E7 f0 ]. p5 s1 x/ g. C' v
' A h# x2 c' Z4 |4 Q& t: _If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
* B0 m& r4 t: V. _) D' T1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
. D% J e% d& ^9 O, B( a0 ^2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.+ I8 l9 K: `. P
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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