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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 5 [9 x' M) w/ h, o1 R" P% ?" V
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' " t% X9 W1 n) i b
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 5 g. y: d3 t3 i2 y5 [' e
* i! s8 n4 D* ^& W! z: [ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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3 o6 r( e( n$ E9 I% f' Z She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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* m6 q8 K: K2 U2 G$ x3 a 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to * U: L- X) ^' W) {( _
: r v& k% z: [: k, H; a5 h Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 4 r3 w$ s& d1 J: W% s
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 6 W* [. l. R' h. j+ N5 ^
- O. ~7 [/ {! E- ?- R7 O 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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