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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' - H8 E l6 r5 P* O2 Q; F- j
2 w+ H, i' G8 N. j4 } Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 3 g1 p5 S' D, [& w$ F- z1 J% G# y
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ) i4 C( J0 K9 G- J% Q" `. Y
2 g5 s$ h; C1 k0 Z- e+ {1 y Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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" L3 _; O( }0 u( D She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. $ T2 h' Y3 N+ V" e" M
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 3 I& w/ h& _: E# g z+ o
! ?2 B# _5 _8 {" M3 w Her and says,
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. Z/ g1 q& p+ }" u0 R 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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4 E9 r8 a- ?' ^" J3 O5 F$ B Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a " s5 m: v2 ^1 J
7 s1 ?# P) }, f Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 3 d5 }0 j' p" k3 H8 I7 q: k
8 |/ O- c4 F) d; f 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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