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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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, n" F1 ], ?% W1 y7 r0 F4 `* h8 E$ FA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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( y7 G0 ~- r/ E2 ]. N Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ) `+ n4 N0 Z: Z0 n
j) y! v/ D) } ~ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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. f1 L% q7 \/ \' d+ o6 X o; i Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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; a8 W1 o7 A% _7 m He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to # t v5 K& e) ~! b5 E5 ~; F& ?
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Her and says, 5 u% h; G( a2 M
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 1 V# x1 p" o8 G0 r& m
( ?# h' s, `2 o5 R+ [& g7 j Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' . e1 q6 U5 q+ x& y7 E0 r- ~
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 0 g" v9 V. ^; |3 J
( b' Y$ y# t9 V% }. K Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, $ g5 Q) d! U2 }2 n
# E! N7 U# K( D X% a8 u2 ^3 g 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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