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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. % E; M1 i1 e0 J% d% d
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' " {9 j3 m6 p2 ^
3 ?( w- a4 ?1 u# f6 o' k Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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6 T9 b$ ~7 Z h( m Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ) }+ K: H8 X) i
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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4 A9 ~% U6 p4 [- t0 O Her and says,
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4 [7 M5 h( S" w 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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) ]7 H5 j4 e7 M7 k1 j/ v 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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