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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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# l% f% D6 D4 b4 z5 z: X- E Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' * f5 N' g! S, v% q; ~+ q2 J
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 @3 }" w" T) {! Q" H
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ; U b% e9 G- r0 |3 N: j& d+ k
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/ K9 u0 O- {3 l$ I He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 7 ?* m" F) q3 h8 J6 x0 z
% h' O% V, i: p" O$ A Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to : _* x1 U9 u/ f4 O
& Y1 Q- S# V3 D. [ Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' + e" x- ?( y4 z$ O
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0 [; Q- A6 i! `" i" A, l He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ' c1 F9 W* r9 U7 }9 f- N0 q
! _% c8 D2 K0 {, d1 f8 }, a Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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2 }9 [) L2 o" t K$ d3 O2 L% k 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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