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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. - D, i/ d0 E1 f1 o2 j* v+ }# H. ~; \
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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& s: s+ ]8 C2 i9 W9 l The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' * x6 P" H' Y/ x
. y( x" T( P6 a- t( V/ R, p# i Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. & k2 x5 b$ M- R- V3 t
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5 Q$ A2 f0 Y' X- |- H She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " I3 x4 J! |2 ^7 K
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 7 Z( b5 N# ^7 H/ j' o
2 W$ Y! T6 \! U2 V: ]. D Her and says, ( E. R5 I8 O. Z% @% T6 M [
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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2 }7 o+ s t) F. t; R) o8 Q He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a " V% a! X% B8 `
9 W8 F, E3 h& z; E* h Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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`& f6 w. h% J+ `3 F 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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