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" Z8 j! Z, |, g6 i! M" P8 L' v. y‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING1 }) n0 l5 m* |8 z- M
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN
6 q+ o6 x2 c8 `NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading d2 ~" g9 n R9 P3 `$ m+ U5 z
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
3 ^* H$ R' ~4 u/ p0 o7 S- S: VSources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the% Z- P) U0 b, g+ W3 \
bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January) O7 q6 B1 X3 b; j
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
' A8 e$ K+ W. w( V; ]”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over2 e: r C) E2 ~5 ^+ m8 _
$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be, M) D# v4 V% v$ P& g) Q' w! U
pure luck.
1 K: r( `& f% m/ c3 A”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
6 A( }* `' e0 \* h) u: t# JIsland until he agrees to give up his sources.”( ]' ?/ I7 H ?7 X
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin+ ~( ~. a' B0 d! P$ R9 s
made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall% l8 Q7 n/ O- G7 K5 t# k
Street watchdogs.
! T0 S5 q3 }& l1 M7 t j! A; F; C”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,9 k& A0 C) I7 Q) F# [( \+ Y
Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing% W% @. H1 _/ t; F5 \, p" `$ V, h, g
investigation.5 D. T' q2 k( Z0 F2 V: m2 I2 C
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling; K! D! b' |" ^! ?
four-hour confession.
% P2 `# N# N. p- |( CCarlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common
4 m5 v7 b9 G( [" R( dknowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with3 i) U$ [. B5 A3 {
knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
& P4 f S* z* i' S$ {6 H- u3 H”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to$ w" i$ V: V3 k" f6 a( \
make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught% A& o" a* |. x1 j! |
in the moment.”; i0 ?7 M: w: [
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
3 }1 g) F# I3 [, \- eOsama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
; H$ ]$ ~+ z) b- W( ~: tAll he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”
0 |2 p& Q5 Y; Z$ x% R8 q: EHowever, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear, h, C# [4 _! {" }3 s1 Z% L
the technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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