UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

1 u6 i# ?% [2 ?; N3 `6 i8 FLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

4 Q) e2 P& }0 z# E; C3 nAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

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) s5 ]" L  ?! K2 Z# mSigned,
% v3 C# V: E) u; \0 e) pDesperate Housewife

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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,
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( |! S" R5 v, [. M! yFirst keep in mind:
- p( z8 F9 a2 u! k% MBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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" w8 D8 \; i5 a4 L& o8 e) N) NIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

6 I9 K' |& M8 D7 A: ]) c; DWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

7 J- U& c3 E$ v; m4 zYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
! e6 k' U; l# w: J6 operformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
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