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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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- M( ?& ~. H5 |1 `4 B- W' bLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.6 _) q& R" |$ k$ Q. w! ]
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.( Z! z- j% _5 r4 e7 S P; i" i
L" @( w5 i: T2 r: z) bWhat can I do?
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Signed,
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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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9 ]! W8 `4 t7 U& GFirst keep in mind:
4 T; S U6 Z. R {* L5 R( xBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 9 `0 I6 P) l2 P( O2 ^/ i
3 d9 s! M* w& r1 LTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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, a& t9 g0 h$ |7 i3 n( U) wIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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. U+ T# u" b+ w( S, j, pBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.2 l$ N @7 o) u6 F- ?+ p: j# q
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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1 [5 K# R* n) d0 M. Y& QWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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# D3 D1 ]* B, g7 {9 EIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 4 _# t8 m0 w0 R$ S
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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3 \; A& d$ I; n. E( }9 TGood Luck,
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