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pick the words and write the sentence down: t# O4 _- w, b, x* M" X
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mine's I sang to myself because I'm cool like that
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) ^8 _# s2 i; O X- [the month u were born in:9 y4 P% m7 B& [# m: r b, M
January--I kicked
( B2 n: N" r1 O& `. f0 `: L6 S! {" o3 WFebruary--I loved6 M: g) h1 j o6 G Z7 |" [
March--I smoked5 y0 G2 h0 `9 e: c
April- -I dry humped6 e$ S& J$ c0 C. Z& k
May--I choked on
. v9 {6 R& i: \! |/ HJune--I murdered
: n+ X1 q- A+ F, V5 wJuly--I did the Macarena with3 x) z7 ?; v) f; w$ y
August--I had lunch with( U' `/ M1 d$ H% F
September--I danced with# K0 u) Z2 o& j0 }: ]# \
October--I sang to
) q/ q% T$ F& q: f' }November--I yelled at
; s* J5 S# I$ D3 e; K8 f6 g, _December--I ran over, g$ R' r" c- U$ J' p
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the date u were born in:
9 p. K$ e; Q3 w; Z1-------a birdbath
: f- A& o2 D1 m6 t2-------a monster, L9 A6 X; r1 g7 @2 S- Y( d
3-------a phone
! f+ u. w/ y v. n/ O1 U4-------a fork/ I B' g- n. X0 N. w
5-------a Mexican w* f2 Y* ? O/ D. r% A5 b9 L% @
6-------a gangster
( w' `9 i( g4 [* ]7-------my cell phone9 s$ i/ Z. ?, @# a4 K# H6 _
8-------my dog: G: r# y R* l9 M: m* v" L2 a% J
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
- h* E5 ]1 k) w- U" Y) d10-------my neighbour
8 Z& x0 h! \' p/ V9 @/ ^/ y, ]11-------my science teacher6 g X7 X% J6 ]' a9 ?7 A% ^5 i) u
12-------a banana; e; X! D% Y- c; w% `( b
13-------a fireman f$ o0 y2 u8 X
14-------a stuffed animal
# ^4 H& e' r3 H0 i8 \' R4 O15-------a goat! g: o. x) s) i7 D) A
16-------a pickle
( L, l `2 Q, W% z/ j5 t8 d+ p5 W17-------your mom! @7 ], g6 F2 b: A( H8 {
18-------a spoon
1 z! K& ?: _+ v+ }0 L& r8 U% G19-------myself
7 v# f* K, |* r) w" P20-------a baseball bat F6 A2 p1 O: L- _. {+ H& v" P
21-------a ninja& y* r# b. A1 ?% B2 O% U1 S
22------- Chuck Norris; Y0 A' w6 c) }1 Z/ B9 S6 v5 n
23-------a noodle5 H6 O+ B2 {3 p9 c0 O
24-------a squirrel; y g1 d2 S( z1 f
25-------a football player
+ v0 {& G7 {4 M+ T$ n5 B& ?26-------my sister
8 d; ?' H5 _+ l* t27-------my brother
$ o% K! y$ j. |8 C! Y, h- u28-------an ipod
5 G, q/ G7 n: q+ t" l29-------a permanent marker; b, s; F: `- {2 {; O* J( z( o
30-------a llama) I @- p% p% C( R, q
31-------A homeless guy8 R3 }# W9 {: }1 ~
+ `. N7 K, Z& cthe color ur wearing:
% |; @% v; o! Q! I3 n9 xWhite----------because I'm cool like that( ?* h. _5 V' E3 L: c
Black-----------because that's how I roll.9 s1 w1 X- k$ `' f& \& U" Q
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
: i2 x1 }+ m( T" c0 U2 x$ @Red------------because the voices told me to.$ ?3 g. d' A1 a( u
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
$ q" X- j% |3 D4 w5 mGreen---------because I hate myself.& b/ X" p( c4 o2 g7 c# b! n
Purple---------because I'm cool.
/ I2 b4 f3 x7 e2 Y+ tGrey----------because I was drunk
1 w6 S, r0 t& b: s) K: c$ {3 Y5 uYellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
" i# B+ ]8 X2 v0 c5 [, W4 bOrange-------because I hate my family.
4 R7 f }# b1 kBrown--------because I was high.
0 |( u( e# g, `& \Other-------because I'm a ninja.& G0 K' b7 q0 C$ E
None--------because I cant control myself |
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