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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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& C) f1 d5 T5 {% w+ H0 N1 F发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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, n3 k; _6 M  N. [; JOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
0 [, V2 O% P, k  y- VLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2 S9 ]" X& x5 x5 l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 T4 R- v( Y( E. W每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
' {& G& b) g( C5 `( |+ mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  Y7 u' ?" f$ ]* E$ l: o成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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) A" x( D" ^' O  eNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
0 ^1 S8 }! F; ~# S4 j5 p$ hChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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$ t* Z! d! p4 E9 X. Q8 b; A6 A: f! k' `There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
) H) Z( H+ B( Q0 F; }应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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8 ]! {+ Y+ }( @+ N"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
7 o, F- w: k- M# v努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
! G1 D4 N0 C7 v; x% n! C5 _: F工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
) a& P& m& h2 {6 R7 F6 ~  A( o4 mGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
4 t/ T+ E- ~" i  P神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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* M: I, j4 M8 A# I1 s5 `A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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7 `) U# \# f. [9 OThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。