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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  1 X$ O2 |9 q/ r* E: ?' V( t
  
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# T/ ^- @1 a$ h& BMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ( y. I2 _& s( Z8 M$ e
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. - C) [9 F/ N, D( [+ v) c' `
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
- a* s  f' D2 w. v要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 W7 X5 _, h- v+ u每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 # c; ]4 ~  A: V
  
9 m& S, d: P# e# \. |Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 8 V" T. V- U9 |+ c2 U
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 }- z+ Y2 s% x  w
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 Y+ W$ K+ @& R- G6 @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 8 e9 l  G- _+ p/ I. ~' d
  
: {5 a8 v& b: x1 @, s* sNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 5 S0 z  n- Y) F, V
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 0 ~7 n9 P; |1 @$ R! w$ t
  
' p! r2 ?' ^7 f- ?: S6 S. [Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* H7 C* q1 ]: z- Z! S: s4 e爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 3 U3 {, {1 i! o7 Y8 i$ L( Q/ P
  
1 i2 s# M0 j# v; ]) }/ o  [# C' TChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
/ A& }! [5 Q; G1 s' D/ R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 5 a, f( J: X8 T, v
  
$ ^- K1 E+ Y1 @- K0 n"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
5 w, Q, @  t" Q# ?5 g/ G, ^"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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% |  s/ a/ i8 L5 W  bThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 3 I' j$ Q& A) \+ O. u; ]! u
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " , S& u( d. p1 f" e
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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! C& A  `' r: @8 J5 P/ F  cGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. % R% e1 w* F9 ?  _
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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: e' d( D* O5 G. K1 y: U3 M; h2 CWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
( X' Y; \& w/ t/ s3 O: O两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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0 P' |7 M# P: `6 m9 p% T  O% ?A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2 N/ S/ r) c9 Q  I. w) n服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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/ C. K4 h7 x5 tThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. . L" J! k' E% g5 k+ c
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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