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3 J1 _9 e( n+ {, i* `0 f发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
% t7 v% c% o/ y8 y1 f  s% m钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
, O, A% g" v$ V! P, z9 d/ F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
. v: K  {: H% `* u+ FBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
$ V- t3 B: |# p* u7 r每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, y3 |1 y3 `- ^. Q. A' B  u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
: B- O9 D( U8 n$ b4 {Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 Y6 H7 ~5 ^8 E不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 l% Z$ p$ m! _4 ~1 l. w6 N爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* h6 o& K  j* W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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5 |8 N2 {1 C: |; G2 c"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
6 m: ~5 u1 o/ ?: w# s7 Z"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 D. o: f) B% b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
/ K: J# n/ _7 O: h1 B努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 z- j/ x. i+ l5 i7 r2 y9 x工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
8 k/ |# I/ ]6 b' FGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  D; |+ ]' E1 z% H神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
  b0 K0 ^1 w/ C7 f* r9 ]A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
! h- n# ]0 v/ O服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
' l; o$ G- M/ N1 I6 @The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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