English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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: k2 j% C2 K& V9 G( }6 A  T/ q- e发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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+ Z6 T1 }: y/ w$ Z1 dMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
0 }' {7 j) f8 V- A7 D4 z4 N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
% i! }: D/ J) K' h, p5 W- wEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
9 W" J6 m7 E# Q2 INever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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6 x  o: ^* g0 s' gLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 T$ h3 ^1 o1 G8 q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
1 z8 ?, A0 M# V5 _( h' sChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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. d4 {. |& m1 a  z7 a, N"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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, b+ |! J) T8 K8 j+ {9 m"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
  f7 f  q% i3 N努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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6 q' J4 I$ \4 i6 f, k"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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" T- d2 J8 b; }+ R2 h6 J7 s3 h# y+ E' @God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
2 r- a8 O- \6 s/ u# o- WWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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. `6 u: E0 l9 j. ^7 G& rA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( s, [+ \3 O2 t' i0 g3 D0 A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。