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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

; B& k1 x' i  I. v& k发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

. l7 F4 ]. {. b7 FMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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6 O" k# U3 M7 i. b# S9 p+ H6 SOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
; ?* l3 l5 f+ y3 A& r* h每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
( ]' l2 R# z/ q2 _( d: zLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
+ h7 E$ a, e1 ^: ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% V( y, s7 J: e7 _5 g$ V# ?7 _每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
0 \3 T* [- a5 o" I: \  V+ KEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 N! c0 Y1 K! f1 j! l2 @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
& T' L* j2 t  O. B$ e2 }! Y9 z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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5 F7 _0 Y, w; H; R6 P% c* DSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. b3 n+ A1 p/ D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
; f: _4 H5 @4 O. n4 DNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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" r& s' S4 I& PChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
% [  ^, b  _/ J. z' r后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
5 E, {7 M& @3 Z3 y. v( n8 OThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' }) D7 ?- N* `( E& u努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
! {" p9 I. S9 ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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. a; E1 ]. M/ L' lThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6 v; n7 p% K0 ?, `  L) H. _8 h学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。