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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
, ~: N9 p$ b5 Z5 i钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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! W7 m8 t( N2 r1 ?0 J2 i" o8 UOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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: H7 y) l6 [% ^* e* s8 n" x) ULove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 a0 S$ ?. R' Q  I- {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
) Z( R( u0 T1 j  k5 C每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
! |3 w6 `* E) Y5 n& i/ NEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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2 A' i; D2 a; z& r5 J; o# S  o* ZThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
3 u1 Y" p5 A- |% ]1 r% P聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 ?1 P" P9 ?3 f8 G6 L) ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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8 y, u% G1 T  l3 r3 d3 tNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) u& S  S! _) e. N) U1 ]不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
+ {2 P) a8 B- m( j; eLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 i9 p8 v, L  F4 q9 p; a4 f& e" n爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 t- I8 \2 `7 H7 t' y  Y" v! p"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
0 @4 `8 N4 g' d1 D1 E"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
/ r' k$ ?( Q0 J+ S3 [) y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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) D' z7 }0 H5 v5 m6 c) UA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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; S: W& w( i* `# S' d' cThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。