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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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$ l& ~- M+ I- N, Y: w* ^6 x* X发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 ]6 h4 H! |$ R: p$ {& CLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5 j! u4 {/ r  r& N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
: k3 u+ |. y$ F  oBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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# f, r; B1 m( JEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 i& S+ N, S& }. P成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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4 H: Z3 K1 N" ZChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
, Z! E2 I$ {( o% T2 i9 m"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
3 U, C  {' z0 e# t' D"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
; m$ k, C7 O2 J* yThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
; J* N7 |) ^+ v$ N+ AWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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, _' e7 R) s+ F' T. s* @  Q+ qThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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