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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 8 ?: G/ R* D: B2 c
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  ) {% @0 l$ Y- C6 \% y
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
& H' _5 L; L' F3 [: N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 3 I  U' F( W: {7 Q) H- c' u
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
# b0 t  @7 q2 t( f# V# q9 ^/ C每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 8 U3 h: i6 T/ }! N' Y
  
! F3 b; B7 F) qLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
( h% e& T; K; a, O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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1 n( `, N. p- U) p% VBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 8 ]% [' e9 S. O' \9 ~: g$ Q
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 2 ]* W( A% y6 o( }) [; V% z
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
( T6 M$ Z5 Z4 X2 d+ l! N, k再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 i# W* O: s4 q8 ~  y6 JThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
$ K' [' d, [$ Z! l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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3 ~( t  u& f' D2 |% [Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. % \% ~+ h7 D4 {" t( S, o& t  O3 B% x" b
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). # N8 h. M3 ^0 w5 O- n1 |" M
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, F9 {/ z/ [0 r1 t0 x/ w$ i% H不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 4 k7 ?+ c  ^# n& K2 I
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% d) s' m1 e: n" w; g4 Y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 2 i: N( J9 i  Q0 B$ o
  
8 m/ \1 X: S2 qChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 0 _3 N7 u6 D+ i7 {2 b8 g  ^# }0 G" s
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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- M0 l9 [  `  I5 Y6 R9 d"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
. i$ a3 n: R4 d" y"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 2 U: I" x8 o" x( J- W4 f8 v
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. : e; I  P) v! T3 \+ S7 r, H
  
6 r2 e* \- n2 O) h% F6 R. ^& v/ e"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 r5 U8 v. ^- r9 l+ U努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ! G) K6 M8 A2 d# d% ~' k
  
! n  Z( l, C: x6 L"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
" u1 T: o" P! {' K& _工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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7 @6 D6 ]% V) j# v1 yGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
3 T8 i6 @- Y  n! j3 k神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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7 h8 C( r8 G6 A" r3 FWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
6 s+ w% u) G4 N两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! A( ?  Z! G. EA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ) @" D# J7 U& }
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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$ ?% x, a4 L! hThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
2 S) S; Z: M% U6 Q$ I' z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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