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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:4 i: l( G5 }8 T7 y
7 d% n# j1 p1 d- P4 b9 o' DAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.2 E8 L) W' V; u& U
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人+ E5 Q' F5 o+ M2 f) W: k7 z
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
5 p* ?* k$ f& Y1 e$ f, ~40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:" s; ?) O# J l, X0 ]; p" a/ u
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"What are you thinking?
# S. ~: L1 J. V- f" F你在想什麼?5 N: s$ o) [* W8 P! J9 ?
/ R" G; L# w/ \2 i( fShe doesn't care what you think.# \4 l0 X( n7 c% o+ X0 N
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
7 @( ^# P$ A4 D. w9 e' {40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽6 T! L8 X: k; B3 D
$ l' |) h1 E6 S* s3 ishe doesn't sit around whining about it.! n/ q; M; [/ T0 d! Q9 e5 T8 m
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西0 z8 e) n( e+ q$ Z" z- X
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.- p1 C0 o ]% `8 I7 j
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情# C; i: b( y! a7 r; p$ p1 K# Z0 E
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Women over 40 are dignified.
" s0 o) w1 A; Z- D+ ~40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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! o6 B: j$ H& L% |! a- IThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
8 P" h. M% C' g2 g, y9 p7 ?不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡1 r- y, Y( v/ ~6 m- D2 H
* G2 o& Q$ G' @! ?8 Gor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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+ F+ u: T2 o8 ROf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you: I& l* T- _$ \% ^
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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( a; m* f1 R) l6 k3 oIf they think they can get away with it.
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; O$ Y# }. P" P. y' yOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
- W+ x! r! `% @6 j2 Y熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
0 H# L3 H8 p: g7 l) W9 h因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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! f: `" P' `" P+ `) [6 vWomen get psychic as they age.8 K! @& U3 P4 t2 A
女人越老越通靈' ] ~* K1 _; t: j d" t7 A) |" Z
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
9 V) v+ B, D2 T9 l你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔) c9 F! `, p% C/ T. g5 ?
6 F! B- O% J! S) b4 rOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,' j2 }# K& ]. p% U% o9 D8 e' H
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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熟女直接又誠實) ?' h. K; f" P/ {0 F# b
. W( M, E/ ~2 u- VThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
. F; b! _9 E( @2 G# d) J如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋9 h4 Z6 k4 `2 Z9 f' }
- ?! X. I6 @: t5 pYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. y6 o0 Y/ A9 W+ S
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons." `/ E, F8 t& y; W& v. V- a
40歲以上的女人有很多優點9 X/ v' n$ \$ p. A1 H9 ^
* f. d8 L. w* ]; KUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.1 U" X) b1 d: _; D7 Y: Z7 e3 V
40歲以上的男人呢?7 H5 ^) ^9 i( G. z/ Q1 f
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,% C' O( `; Q$ C& w; t. Q6 W
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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1 d; o! s' r8 `3 c1 |3 |( C5 zthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
# d! H$ E" t) i5 g- ^" k n. t% i厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.* `, E1 V) {# H6 o9 w
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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9 b# t. `7 Y* p9 Q% n! W% h U, TFor all those men who say,
B' M2 e4 t2 Q- p9 k幫妳們說句公道話:
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* F5 j, P, G, v i9 ^"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
) b" g" ~' G) O那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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! ~+ \9 l1 K# s5 P) zhere's an update for you.1 V) i7 E# W7 z' m0 T
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了# j% ^- T0 O' S1 T c
7 N% C! T2 w* v9 r( aNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
! U6 h9 R7 V4 k, G今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚% v" _+ e' i& d+ N6 w: @0 W9 n
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+ _; N+ V5 W. j' s1 PBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage* N+ D: f$ x: G" m. j* |; ?
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
