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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:/ H) V8 _4 m2 b2 i+ h6 X6 m7 Q a- h
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
8 O& P- V! F" j5 H) s: F隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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V! B2 Q; a# `* [3 SHere are just a few reasons why:, b) q# {) |, n5 m' j
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
. B6 `& D" W% x7 G$ M D2 ~3 O5 O40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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. i/ W: F) N W( H, @& e8 f"What are you thinking?, s6 D8 S; u5 A2 p% }$ y; L( d! V
你在想什麼?
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4 r' a8 J; ?. T( u6 }She doesn't care what you think.
, j3 n# z) K3 p, u0 _她才不在乎你在想什麼。 I `- J) \6 \1 `, ~
1 ]% H1 Q; l, @If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,9 b5 p6 j5 M. y+ i
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽% O# t; m# Q) q5 P8 Q
9 ?# x+ D: W4 o* ?she doesn't sit around whining about it.
2 S$ B. G4 |: ]她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西# U- b5 W! x3 @9 T; c7 V
8 `/ H5 s) Z9 g: E" u' BShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.1 b5 U( B" g- {( c) t) Z
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.2 M) _0 @4 w: {6 w# H
40歲以上的女人穩重自持' i( s% l4 e5 l* X
5 }1 D* f4 u* h; H. b/ x3 yThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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- p/ N @! i7 \) G: V3 l kOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
: W( k6 Y% v, S( b: z9 K! F當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.* a' c+ G7 V0 M9 u
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
% A# k1 n3 R$ _熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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( e7 F: l H( q+ t4 LThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.4 b4 B6 l9 Q0 b' a* u
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
: Z3 y1 k: C! n# B4 b- g+ @' I女人越老越通靈. K; z" S) K4 o/ L5 P4 i; u
. I% n1 A0 L& N, r9 \* ` xYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.6 }, z( A# m6 t: ?6 E- E8 c5 T) y
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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# T$ d" _2 n9 f5 aOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,1 Q! u9 O/ [ r1 [' y: W
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
2 |4 j& y3 P U! B2 \8 i/ {40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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2 z. c' t& Q, N$ N3 C4 K9 d. R& cOlder women are forthright and honest.$ d1 K& `3 H: j0 Z" o2 m7 D
熟女直接又誠實5 A2 _. ^. d; p1 D& t% I) s" o
" h; }& L3 X( d+ d# nThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.9 D& k3 C% `3 o2 x3 ~8 S
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋/ j7 F' L! E- o$ W- f
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her., n1 P9 s8 N4 Q/ e/ W: y
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意: X) c0 M3 b4 z2 Y* v
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.2 Y N, @2 u' K$ t% C% I) f
40歲以上的女人有很多優點- K3 d, b5 @& x
. n4 v( ~% L- Z. y. ^Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
4 ^8 |+ e" o R0 f40歲以上的男人呢?
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6 l4 n+ H1 @: B4 g- A1 {0 RFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
" V8 g% `+ m* }相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 F7 [! i4 d7 [& i! a$ s& `
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants3 l. ?( D4 _" r/ c* V1 t# l9 [ `5 a) {
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.9 J: L( [0 g; s7 Y
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情7 S$ w$ S' X& L c
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Ladies, I apologize.
) T. e1 Z: a- l" R1 b8 b, {2 x# `女士們，請容許我在這兒$ k6 H4 u' u# j& |! d& Y6 u6 J
5 r7 J: ?0 R$ \% rFor all those men who say,' C3 R, _8 K- x
幫妳們說句公道話:9 C j& J' C8 t- C' g! R2 c. }
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?7 m9 @, h# C/ F. r! z
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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3 a) g$ a: h7 D0 X; jhere's an update for you.9 |: X# L% O7 h
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了; j, u! H$ ]6 }1 O A. C8 ]- V
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.& b4 B- i3 T# j4 E: S3 D9 v
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚, k% d) x0 A. b1 l
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Why?. U5 ]- n' @9 H6 E9 w6 K
為什麼呢 ?& D9 z4 n3 f2 y$ B6 _
9 b9 I4 y3 s* m+ }' nBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage" N3 p j4 f2 q8 o+ J! |4 M
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
