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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all./ x3 M% l! [ j% L6 @2 x+ h
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人9 w8 d4 l& n2 F$ O
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Here are just a few reasons why:9 s' N0 S( p) A8 D" A
為什麼呢?3 `; R" M+ ]! ?
2 C% E2 D `7 K* B( m& M5 C: D& xA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
: X* h! \/ \/ s+ h6 C& c; ]8 a40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think., P) O) s6 n$ e$ X3 X7 x3 \
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,% N: V1 r0 x7 \' G+ k
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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9 p, @1 `5 Y0 ?7 R; q; G3 Tshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
# O/ e r% y* D" p5 w她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. \9 ?3 i6 ^, ?
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情' E3 {* |& ]; Q$ @
8 y2 y. D* @/ c7 jWomen over 40 are dignified.9 u* ]+ j% W; q; {( W0 c! M$ e4 B7 e1 w6 o' ?
40歲以上的女人穩重自持; R& t9 V: O# {( |$ t0 D( Q
9 o! _6 d8 Q" T& G p. j% qThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.$ B0 h! o) y6 N) e. j0 X; }$ `5 }
跟你大呼小叫
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1 E6 b( R; q# W$ E0 h, H/ W. YOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you- L4 l" R: o& G B0 _* G
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
$ y; P0 Z* S+ R' I% j3 `一槍把你給斃了。
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& r7 V' z$ B% }- S2 Z: }* [+ uOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
# F, T; L' J0 ]熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)2 z; ^5 C8 u4 U. _1 U, d* P
/ M! K' ?$ O$ V- OThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
) F3 w' p9 `( T" @# l2 U因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
/ f- ~ k' B3 L- P% v& B你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔8 v- d# c9 P y" J- ?% T3 B
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,. B1 g! ~$ E" Q' g7 g/ m
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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/ _: s8 I M) e* h7 d0 o/ O5 la woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.9 d8 U9 @6 L& Y
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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0 K! ]* [6 Q% |5 M8 ]$ v9 ?Older women are forthright and honest.
' ?8 q5 _. g: u熟女直接又誠實
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3 F6 c9 }5 m/ q7 e: B) FThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
; k- ]+ y+ d5 A/ R如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋6 u+ n$ p, I7 d) f [
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.2 v: m! a; O0 M9 ?0 I- H- J. H
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意$ ?0 Q/ n$ F: N9 U0 j% d5 W
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons." }% W6 U0 j. }2 `
40歲以上的女人有很多優點& l% F2 a& X. U% k
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.! z! s6 w6 ~# R R
40歲以上的男人呢?% c5 r" ?, [: Q. T$ x2 d4 D. `* S
3 r- `. M+ Y, M8 R; LFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
" f, A) C C/ i& x0 o, W相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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0 `0 a6 B5 S3 F7 ~6 N- w% @4 j. A- ethere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants$ U6 a# b% C4 e, b' a) W& o
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男4 r# K2 N# @/ A$ h/ R- R
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.( B0 [2 R: h9 _/ E
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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/ j5 |7 v5 h$ y/ D; tLadies, I apologize.
2 `/ G4 z( i$ i" A! W/ g3 s. c女士們，請容許我在這兒, ]+ f% V% D8 B# L; }! ^1 z# m8 v( k' M
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For all those men who say,% v+ \! G' a( ?. P! a/ L% S7 b4 e
幫妳們說句公道話:# q/ v$ q: w' o7 d) P
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?3 U7 Z6 f0 q/ \+ T* s4 ^
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.+ W' P0 ~; D6 T, b4 x. p9 }
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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7 l( Q/ U% g7 I+ |Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.. V1 _+ F0 b4 ?3 Z
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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% Q v& k7 J6 \$ y為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage: l4 r2 O" r. i9 I8 z2 V$ U7 E6 m
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
