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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.$ G' |8 F) W% B k% ]; k: ~% M
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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6 o! f) b: F# }" A8 b, \/ zHere are just a few reasons why:7 x, C3 L% v* w3 Q
為什麼呢?: P! m* U5 O9 t5 o+ X
7 [$ ?& y/ H% G7 \& p" j; ~A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
# P1 {$ P; i7 R: d# d0 q40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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# M9 X- f8 A/ K: H+ D"What are you thinking?
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# f3 h$ h8 ~! t# r( B& `She doesn't care what you think.
! C' }2 }7 ^# o) h她才不在乎你在想什麼。3 ^& @" b8 x$ h% a+ g- k; I
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
5 D2 G c( L6 u* q' F& H( b40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽# B0 n7 M. i% @% J3 K* G8 y4 M# U
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.; M# d7 V4 ~5 N3 L6 f; T
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西0 [. J5 _* l0 i" @
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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4 ]+ N( D# [5 e! x% B2 d+ Y0 F0 fWomen over 40 are dignified." V' {% V' n" j) ]- g$ f
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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. K! o5 A: A/ FThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
$ m% n9 a' k$ z不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡( S$ l8 N- |' I |8 C
7 h; U( t& {7 V4 b! por in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
# R2 Z. t6 T+ Q* n3 z當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.# }; j. G3 @# V+ {
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)! w; _2 l+ o0 J
/ L: r" U8 @9 B0 t# ~* }3 VThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
! l, V* d! o4 B因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味# d5 J! K8 u. ?
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Women get psychic as they age.
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% U5 A( n" R H. y+ NYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
! y2 O: e( k5 z. {- y* h- F- N2 [% o你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔) e/ n# L# T) v- Y2 v( x* x
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.5 \$ g3 a) r$ ^* N3 k' N: h
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感/ ~3 R' g% }; u; J+ m/ Q N. P4 u
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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8 y* ?$ s9 u1 dThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
, i i2 k% T4 c! J( \) U如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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3 E5 N( S+ y* c9 M$ T, Y( L/ HYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.1 J) ~/ Q: a7 L4 ^! W
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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0 N; U1 }( J' TYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.' I/ {8 e9 J9 }" ]8 L6 x
40歲以上的女人有很多優點; {6 s6 s, ` w
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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) e4 t' \6 X. K1 |& C6 w; YFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,' H; C! b' E8 @. A1 L* @; Y9 B
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人( T/ f3 s4 S: a8 I" Z
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
' _ E8 G6 m( r$ d* a) ]# K" K& [就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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( O% A0 B& u: Q. p6 }/ Smaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
5 V% P' @3 v$ \& ]( @; k# Q3 H) c厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情! y1 Z5 b: C7 w2 u
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Ladies, I apologize.+ i+ C5 X9 M% f Q3 y
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,8 z, d* p! {# y% o- b5 J9 O
幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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3 V0 h1 Z3 ?6 E2 c. ohere's an update for you.$ D* j# r' l4 |
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了) D; V" O( p9 y
- l6 l! U1 {; Z' M# g7 ZNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.' i% I( R9 q' k5 V' _$ D
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?! O4 l) R1 b3 U: a$ d4 D( b$ z
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
% |/ W0 ]% }1 U' O5 e因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
