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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
( t* G' S! S. z, n( x- e5 |隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人! W/ A8 b+ ~, C. T- ^; p
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Here are just a few reasons why:6 M% k) N7 |0 a! f
為什麼呢?; m5 H; e3 v S) ?! Z8 ]
( A/ w" I: x3 _7 p, ^A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,( M1 y2 e: E0 o" Q" Z# E) ?6 l2 R
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?9 Q% \: l. s5 u6 N$ Z% W
你在想什麼?
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& @6 M+ O" D- W& H% W* q/ ]# cShe doesn't care what you think.3 n; E5 p0 C: V2 j6 n' q; S
她才不在乎你在想什麼。) L* l+ j2 c. G( z
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,2 K& k: Z }$ u8 E
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽+ a; C3 b( A1 O# ~0 p
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she doesn't sit around whining about it./ P5 W0 y: H/ P' ^1 V5 I' p* o
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西' W8 d2 ~5 f' I6 t& k, p+ ~
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. H6 u( u7 M+ U5 H
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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# x, C3 ^# i- }/ B" oWomen over 40 are dignified./ {8 M! V! [$ t/ j. w9 A
40歲以上的女人穩重自持3 X3 X3 H) f# k* k: J2 F$ }
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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0 V) l+ R7 \- W" k. For in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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( `. _4 G% m5 I3 c: v% Y) D/ o7 w1 R: FOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
/ G2 \- {) @1 O$ j當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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* G. m. N' Y* v HIf they think they can get away with it.
" d+ T; k9 f- g0 k一槍把你給斃了。
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$ @" Y" } B: v8 M1 h9 N7 oOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
/ C7 Y3 @/ |, T熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
; W$ N4 {- c8 b因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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, M4 \) T% O! U8 l# mWomen get psychic as they age.2 U6 V, J8 U t4 Z' y0 l
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.. j* Q# i5 w9 @7 M! y
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.6 E6 u# d% v3 H x. \
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感6 C2 B: q& u) v* ^# A
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Older women are forthright and honest." r# y, v0 Y5 p7 b
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
# X, F- Q, G8 ]7 @8 Y R如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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" K7 R, P1 p7 pYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
4 Z9 U D/ z4 H1 @你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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# S4 C- r# ^; s, Q: R; }Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.9 C/ `2 y% T1 J" M5 @% e E
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
+ T# k- D( b* L3 n相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人" t% F* ^$ T- m; t9 f e
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.7 U5 M( ]* _. O+ c
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.! U3 K! z+ p1 t" d1 R7 U& ]
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,8 s6 \# L! T( D
幫妳們說句公道話:3 v8 `6 f- a4 R0 j7 n
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?$ P. Z% f- K% G5 B$ C' c% B1 G
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人/ n! \" }0 S8 a F2 N
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here's an update for you.4 ]- C4 e4 m2 `% b% ?: o- p/ F
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了4 k5 H2 S9 f% i5 z& l% \5 r# ?
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
: e L3 O4 |1 w3 C q4 M. G因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
