40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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+ f* V! m+ o8 \# c3 S; C( @" FAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
2 w) `4 i( R8 M% J4 o& m隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?
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5 J) A& i# y; l' H' Y2 ZA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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4 L& r: m, r1 m, H$ u5 N) a( t"What are you thinking?
你在想什麼?

' y3 c9 d7 d. Y: J5 B, |0 hShe doesn't care what you think.
9 i) J& I6 W6 S7 b, S她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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, o- [/ e6 N/ {" ]7 K' o3 XShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
8 Y$ @: u. x3 m0 |' a! x- e$ N5 C, O40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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8 f" @% T- M2 e" K5 T7 K) r. A# @. ]They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡

& G* u) S+ B7 X/ p, O: A& vor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
, r9 S# s, H9 _( G5 L當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地

If they think they can get away with it.
一槍把你給斃了。
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) H2 s, s, T8 }Older women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
- `; T& T! s1 N* @) j: ~熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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9 {3 G8 m  _  a  v( k  x4 z  F% b) DWomen get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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) a3 J+ k1 C+ F( K3 _) ?: eYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
" S2 A% A. G: v( \3 g你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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, T  ]' v( r- t) N! @9 \Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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$ ~4 y7 K+ O5 s& `% K) ja woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

2 b4 `" ^2 l$ b$ c" ROlder women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
  ^. U5 ]7 ~& ^( {0 O你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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$ y" t: X: ~. K( W& [Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
6 g" h2 f  H4 @40歲以上的女人有很多優點

) P9 C' N0 G8 e7 q! p1 ?9 WUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢?

/ J) G( \7 l0 i( R- U8 w, W! @For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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1 C% `0 n$ Q! A6 sthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男

; ^' s8 n6 H- G0 emaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

' I" z' x+ Z7 g( u& iLadies, I apologize.
* f* N% M- k% q8 [! ~  z1 K女士們，請容許我在這兒
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+ w. I4 Q5 t, X" e) OFor all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:
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: u6 h" G3 q* i# x7 L0 w"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
! ^' n2 s$ |: [4 I那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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6 f) G+ I# u' f6 ~8 m/ ]here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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為什麼呢 ?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
- N4 o% F* _5 }喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
1 M9 i. Z7 o$ Y/ F, q挺好挺好。
0 ]$ b6 L- A3 w/ s* s) X20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
哈哈，好！！！
" x4 V- F3 v7 F( h8 @  X9 g喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。