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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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8 f0 D8 O) P- S6 l! _% F2 p0 tAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.0 F3 ~3 ~2 O1 P# F# b0 ]
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人8 [9 i6 ]- s$ ]8 ^) B( o
! q. G/ `! K3 ]; D0 {Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
) y6 `' K: H. f" Y$ @/ m% l. |40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?8 i: @* P" i2 w+ g4 h
你在想什麼?
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( U+ N% z6 H8 S- F6 mShe doesn't care what you think.
& K6 \& z7 D q. b. h1 W+ A0 v她才不在乎你在想什麼。; K X! `" A' E- J/ C
* l; Z+ Z$ a" [: l4 f5 lIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,( D! f) J8 j: J& f g* ~
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 I: g/ K# T4 Q7 a+ v( q
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
5 x+ ^1 n3 z/ y' f她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
' L1 R# |1 q4 e3 h6 w( s1 o她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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( p$ v) v' V: x- o T E+ rWomen over 40 are dignified.
( N: n* S5 v5 G$ X4 X/ A40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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: `9 g' D$ f9 e9 s* F" eThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
3 R6 E+ y, k$ E% t& z不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡8 _, j7 {: x! R5 ]* D# U
$ |- f$ W: E& V |# h. J, T! M# wor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
1 u5 t/ f1 s& Y. X跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you2 U% L- l. H7 A& n9 g8 m
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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8 T2 R9 t( r+ h9 `& hIf they think they can get away with it.$ m J* Y( V7 V! X. h0 x
一槍把你給斃了。" @9 U' O* i) k a+ X! S* a/ \( \5 K
+ `- g/ h- j$ V6 F6 rOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.3 |* j6 K g. k* q5 E8 D/ `
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)" Z" J- O) Z+ n3 c( D
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
, j+ `2 O5 x8 ^4 _& N因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味5 x0 C7 |0 j4 {, q& P2 L
' y! l, I4 L/ }1 _% MWomen get psychic as they age.9 o/ \- Y8 \7 d
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
3 j- T% k* W- N你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔2 c2 m' t* e7 Z4 s9 U# y
+ Q$ w) A! o3 N6 t8 c% ^0 u' {/ GOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,% P1 l5 H Z) T1 S X |: T
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見5 d* [3 Q0 H) j1 ]* }5 K! N
9 G3 K6 s$ I" @5 k: ma woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
% U" P, U8 \9 z& E* G40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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8 ]% E4 G' p/ y& JYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.$ `) ?1 o; s* u+ C- s7 e
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意: @( S1 H7 [( Y' ~( B/ r
1 I0 J8 _" g; @, }. ?$ B& k% eYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.$ [+ G* S: b. W3 ]
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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( O! ~* `& S* z& }Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
1 U$ {: Y$ N4 O1 q/ s相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人. K5 N+ [* W7 S. V6 J% H1 p
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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: u% \% d% \# `2 b$ Nmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.# G, a- K( W2 D z% Y5 }) [( S8 M+ ?
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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- P Q3 `; W) U5 m) cLadies, I apologize.8 o% p6 L/ B- L' L% c8 C' `
女士們，請容許我在這兒/ R I4 o O6 I' w/ p; v' v5 t9 Q9 P
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For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
, i7 N! ?* y) J. I( x0 ]0 A( C* x那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人* T/ U- l8 ~8 h4 ?
9 [! O; s6 H; y# @0 V; ^here's an update for you.
7 H0 H" A; B$ A& i實在是太搞不清楚狀況了( I6 P9 T+ S. z: W: C6 }# W
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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為什麼呢 ?; `9 z* S0 H/ o& u/ ~, X% s
+ y, C, T O- ~, IBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
4 a+ V" K5 c' t6 _因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
