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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:6 P% q5 k( \2 C
4 n0 f- R; W& ^$ O* o4 bAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.% |, [! X" {+ s2 d. I# d9 S: {% E1 i
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人! b) y) p! [ V( C! x) B& G( ?
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,- Z# S* A. g0 N- d, W
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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+ T' a9 x2 T. C1 b! Q7 eShe doesn't care what you think.
6 t. V }' Q, o, `& I- P5 W/ X5 l9 C/ G她才不在乎你在想什麼。/ p5 q4 f' m. O1 [/ P
1 y Q. ~. ?5 }+ k( k) gIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,, t/ o( L1 \8 p y* C5 s1 A3 D, c
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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- v3 F( z! W4 Z$ z1 {/ l5 N! Qshe doesn't sit around whining about it.; y) P# H+ G8 x* m! {
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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$ p! Q! e) F/ _She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.3 u8 S" @' X9 p$ A' C* R2 R, z
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
( s- @9 p4 A9 J40歲以上的女人穩重自持& X: Q2 u4 _8 z4 g! x
" y& B2 Z v/ b) S* x/ m6 @They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera8 J F: v% z+ d
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡+ n5 O6 t+ o8 m/ j& S( Q
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.' q) G9 z- k7 C) h3 ~
跟你大呼小叫6 t2 S3 m T. V- R3 M; R1 r
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you3 N9 W) ?% ~- E9 v# L3 u5 {
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地3 ^: S! O8 L- ~% o9 Q
' I0 P# ~9 \# t( d2 ]If they think they can get away with it.0 ~" i. a8 ]/ {5 o A) e
一槍把你給斃了。
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6 T) @: O/ e5 a* gOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved., }, H9 h+ b, Z, ]. {1 L
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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* z* f: D- ^ H* e3 `They know what it's like to be unappreciated.: v+ O0 q. H4 C
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味6 W. Y# K, N# E3 P
- O' d2 Z' J) G, l3 \Women get psychic as they age.
7 ~. ]) L) t; I, I8 ?女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.4 G3 f: v% k& F5 e Y% _1 q
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感5 V2 A( l( R& X1 a
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.3 c* V+ B% Z3 L' r* n
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋2 Z, R1 P" S' g, z! u( @# u' J
' K! o4 O5 ~+ X0 T; LYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
: ]. i: e% ]& J5 D+ J z- C! D你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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5 w; d4 ^2 R' |: Q( g* M! UYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.+ V2 c4 y( p0 U, k8 }( p
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.# x: J Z, i) R( ]6 [
40歲以上的男人呢?8 @* k# k% q" J0 O9 q: D! `6 K
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40," U: z& Q8 D V2 V; I8 V# {
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人" Y7 ]/ M) F0 y& v2 f* }
4 [; Y {! n x: a) |+ u3 J# ?* F; Dthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants2 R1 d+ Q6 T* d- q: ]
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男. g' Y8 [ Q2 B+ I
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress., ?8 Q L0 g' y1 ^/ V
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
- H" q- a- ]8 ^6 s: }( G1 |女士們，請容許我在這兒7 W; j' }) @# o( D. E
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For all those men who say,
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. D$ W6 c- g, e' w9 J0 ^7 {: I: ^: J"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?3 j! u$ I+ b* _+ }8 E
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人2 U, z4 ^% _) C
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here's an update for you.2 C0 l) s" Z3 f' C3 V+ U' C2 e
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了4 n: j# R/ J- a3 s1 K
9 v, a7 \% w- r) INowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
& D# [- A. J4 H; L8 P; v今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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- B1 P; Y- O8 n- L. A9 ^Why?
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. C6 k! _$ Y& ?! C" tBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
8 ?( J* l$ w6 N0 U因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
