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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
& N/ a" r0 V$ F0 a隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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( O9 P" p& T3 W0 a5 f, `4 AA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, [ X! |+ \, E9 I r4 e
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
' Z1 w( M+ B7 j7 w40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.- {" a- E8 Q' U9 K ^7 z
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
& ^! K, j1 M, p她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.8 u, [1 F* ?- l2 e: z
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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8 E5 ?$ I. J- G M) @1 X8 [" Tor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
' b! U9 l" m; |當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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" P! u, U+ a4 k- z: m+ s) j3 Y7 \+ Y' lIf they think they can get away with it.
6 U% K0 x7 h8 P1 A+ s0 t一槍把你給斃了。
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E# Y( m* ]' U! I Q3 SOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated./ z5 ]$ J( [7 Y8 x
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味2 s; H: N( o5 n; H$ }& b% q7 a7 g
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Women get psychic as they age.$ \# ~" U! B# N+ K- B
女人越老越通靈
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9 [. B" ^, i7 P2 c/ S1 vYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.& O+ C2 V9 z" m0 F
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔/ m& n4 X& ?& Y5 X1 d1 R
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只要能夠對皺紋視而不見: ?9 {* U: P$ s2 k
5 J. l8 p! m, s( t; Ma woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.4 Q& O" J" D' `, Q; G+ A& J
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.( i C! u9 T1 @ F8 P
熟女直接又誠實/ h. K+ u5 M N% {
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.0 A* T* u! C9 e$ E
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋: {' y# U& G3 A) S T) Z* e/ f
, J# x2 d0 j+ b: EYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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% f/ T' g+ U6 r1 X- S. ^Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,0 g' z" s2 b# n j' P2 a& N/ }
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人- t/ E! i, J! \6 @8 |
9 F& e# A% j S' o$ \7 ythere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.7 E' v7 \' {# C/ C, l# j
女士們，請容許我在這兒; T# g& c5 i; J( O; l1 K. z" X
* V. ?3 Y. L! a& HFor all those men who say,' q" B* U; G \& d
幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?. T5 O# t3 V" b6 ~& f" z0 s
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人7 C$ L) w c! L
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here's an update for you.
: ?1 Y1 }- Z9 W- ] l$ M實在是太搞不清楚狀況了! L- S( n) K2 j( ~# n
8 i) B3 _( J6 sNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
2 V$ A" w( ]6 \4 h: Q- p4 W今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚2 \- P: t7 Y U# r9 m; z6 h
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage2 S" k) a1 J7 c
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
