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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA. e; s Y# g% {; j, T# w0 m
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. ( F, q) C6 t/ J+ ~
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
9 Q; _9 R2 @2 D4 a/ S3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
. h4 i" F; v' f- ~, Z9 |+ s0 G4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. 1 {0 ]! a0 S: g8 X: F/ |
2. Ottawa who?4 B. p1 ]9 S! c F
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 6 r0 }/ r* h) c; }: {3 M
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ) H2 G5 [8 g& E- R; a
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. # `8 W1 y D# n+ v4 n; ~
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. * V# n5 U( \* M3 {% a$ m( J
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* A& E5 Y, g. t) G6 k7 m3 yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
8 R" Y4 \2 {% I& v. Y. H! [2. Your province is really easy to draw. 0 @" _/ Q& Q3 |) @
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4 N0 y7 A2 I; e" O- L4 |4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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7 `: }: Z. ~. B. |! q9 tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA , l5 o' B' w; k4 c
) j% p2 z0 |) k% T1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. ( H' P9 J: [0 ~& I
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
1 O2 @" e; _8 r3 V" I8 | k3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 2 o7 x9 x9 k! l% v- y2 X
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. : c8 d: s# r6 \/ ^, I: [9 `2 j
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. % Y M8 o" m+ ?. f) i2 A
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO ; i4 R: q9 p+ W7 i
+ i7 g( f4 M/ m1. You live in the centre of the universe.
& E# I8 a R# p. V+ o2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3 l' o$ e% h5 J& o: o3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. . F L+ `$ } T1 x3 X* I- N
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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5 M$ U1 v! E; X2 T @6 zTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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6 Q4 v! P: w8 l) p7 y! q1. Racism is socially acceptable
: b9 S1 S; R# V2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. " q/ G) j/ @- {: o
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
$ t+ G( F: O! \$ [; v2 `4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *8 o1 N$ [4 o i- d
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK / i7 s0 h( o( |$ [/ @) D2 W, O
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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8 V% z% L' a: N2 t% X% j0 a1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
4 ~9 I% `+ ]4 S9 I3 N; q2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
0 ?4 L+ y) Z" r) u( B& { O/ J3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 2 `- I: {/ k) R. f6 m r
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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2 X( r9 P: `9 ?1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ' Z M! b8 d4 D$ Y- W& l) O
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. " b8 N7 t; _: j8 o4 d
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ) L) v& \0 p) ^8 L& h1 s1 p
2 E& L& ~' g. C1 n, v4 H7 P H1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. . _8 a; s" P# H) L
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
& H# y7 ~' m/ \3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
) X2 V' K& k" S3 f% s4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." : |' ?9 l- Z6 \" F$ w8 [/ X
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. $ W6 g6 A! n, S! P
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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. n* |& M3 k, v3 ]; g1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. $ a7 Y) J4 w& e9 O: R1 ]
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
- G# E/ W6 F, H- T; f ^# m S3. The workday is about two hours long.
( y/ t& m$ }" g& ?# X2 A4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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