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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA2 d5 }) b) A/ \0 l
0 J3 n% F; n0 P8 n$ n j1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 8 F1 m9 U( b& B) z- y$ @; F& }" \
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. : a+ t6 g) g( l$ _; H
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
$ L |& G8 c* W4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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5 p1 W; Q* m/ Z! E, @8 ATOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2 x3 l2 t- p; c7 \+ S5 P6 v2. Ottawa who?+ P4 K9 E( d; ]! Q6 w! a! w
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. ) E& a# i& r5 I4 {! _4 v3 P
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ) L) q' g. f& |0 p( d1 b
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. + n9 r/ ]& l# j: S8 O
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN ! p5 r8 Q6 i. w
) Z* j' y8 \/ Q( z9 d1. You never run out of wheat. / l) M! r. h) c4 E( V+ c+ R0 t
2. Your province is really easy to draw. : P. b1 {0 ?# I* i' p+ h) C
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. , O; B" h3 J8 j1 o j' t' o$ v5 N
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ) o, b& h- @, V: u0 Z4 V) k. u1 d
4 V( T- `! a+ k( G: L# B& I2 W1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 3 G9 V4 X# D. m3 Q
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. " e' l" s, e9 n
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4 X" X8 ?0 q0 _$ H/ A+ R4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. ' i; T& ^5 l1 }
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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- K7 c+ a1 S! i+ M& ?, @1. You live in the centre of the universe.
/ K$ r5 M9 m* O- T+ f. s" S, W2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
! m2 L( f" S c( U& ^3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
! ?# y: J) f& \4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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' Y$ f+ |' O4 `. R9 N, D- Z1 N- {TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
( o# |& r9 j& @& ^2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. " d9 ]' F- L1 c* R) w
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. # T' {+ u+ d: j. O* Y
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK / `+ W* ^1 E, W% x$ S
* l5 n) `' d8 C3 b5 S7 u3 t7 g1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. U5 j* y3 z% ^5 I; p0 _, T% o
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 7 u$ b. M9 m* }
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
8 ~7 C5 M! |+ L W: _4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ) v1 d: f( H# b: H; P4 u
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; y2 U* s' e$ n: }7 P. L& rTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ! e! M+ H- q- x* `) @' a
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$ k$ @; q, o* L6 v3 ?1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 7 W6 g6 t1 G1 s5 k4 b t- ~( w: q3 x
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. - H; }" Q% j$ F7 n
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
$ M. C. Z* D9 C& E' {8 Y- Y# H2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 0 r( u+ y8 H) w
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
& I8 W4 }& C$ D; l8 |. R5 B4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." % t* k9 w! e0 U) ~$ i) i+ U
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
" L3 a- _& G6 h. d: y6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. ( m6 b2 u; [) v g( ^: j2 c, ^& H
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. , ^! N! @8 |$ o+ H5 A* J/ D0 Q
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
$ O9 A. S" n( L( A5 J; U7 Y3. The workday is about two hours long. * e% j; D0 U$ w) i
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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