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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA$ Z- n. A2 S% N! Q. e2 ?( v: H2 V1 l
% W# w' C0 b" |6 N# ]* S: u1 s. u1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
/ v& s4 R$ H2 ]2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ( f1 q( b6 Q& b4 ?$ Y
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. M5 {1 \' A, @0 m
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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- |9 D. Y Z( `/ N! \/ lTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
/ t) }" G: a: j7 q( O5 I2. Ottawa who?
. w' h4 e8 |9 h2 h: |3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. * |& ~/ V# k1 X
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
; Y$ n* |) V: |4 r& r) R9 S3 e1 s5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
1 I- x5 b0 j- B6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 6 B( n# K; Y1 P
9 Z4 Z$ R& x# h! ?1. You never run out of wheat.
' Y m; \5 N" k! g' B1 F2. Your province is really easy to draw. # H0 \7 ]) p: v! Y Y
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
; H/ X3 r, @* n [/ [4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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! T! e0 W/ d$ a2 GTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA : b9 j0 P5 A! t$ z" j
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 0 }# U1 j. s3 g/ E
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. " q3 a, F( z0 ~$ E8 j, K/ O. S
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 3 q4 G8 K9 ~/ ]4 o: _
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
" A" \0 K5 L2 p1 T' a8 V& p, e5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
) w4 P2 S* S& \+ O. t( P2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ( r, U4 ?2 c' J7 R1 K
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4 e* j& Z0 x4 i6 [3 @$ u$ F4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 9 T, K3 J; d6 Q9 P
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( w8 z# {) U% L& u/ n, J' cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable * G, o5 P# N. ^5 R: n- F6 u' [
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. & }- _8 {% U9 ?; E. m8 Q9 ?6 j
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. % F: Y& _9 p. Y1 ?
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
! C: v4 ^! R) d* KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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$ Q. v* [1 d3 {% u+ FTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
" z; V- w" R' i1 W5 v% _2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
- j) S G% v* p+ ~# X3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick " c4 C& M2 e" M* W* Z {
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 2 ^' [- ^" A! Q8 s1 D3 e
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
' p5 Z9 F( l* S$ K- z) q) A# U2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 5 E: N3 O0 [# u
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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5 a- N* z' l7 w: @1 e/ q' _* e* l9 PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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4 }: G N w+ y+ |. _/ v1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. + H* ~1 h7 S; D8 h/ k
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
' F' Y9 R- n9 `: u3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. " t) q6 q0 q1 A0 W# q% f
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." * E' f1 f, \) g* L5 W5 _/ D; P
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 9 }4 F$ \- {( t) d
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 4 ?) @) x. l- Z' q
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1 `, m( y9 D( q s4 I Q- p' HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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g% k$ c" \6 t! Z1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
$ X0 |" i( Q7 a5 \) @/ t' ?2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
+ _+ O* ]5 q0 J% i7 t3. The workday is about two hours long.
6 O- i) u2 n* Y2 C4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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