Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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% M: h, H2 j* w. z$ b+ F1 s, SThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
/ Q" u. v2 f! U9 t' Q/ V  @commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

& M3 N6 |2 t. ^! A"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！