Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
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$ G1 x. `) ], i8 j+ t0 `! y"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！