新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
, h* W% ^" z8 z' s　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

* b( U6 ]8 y0 s) D9 ]　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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) Y4 e  y  Z# R1 y  H' M# a) ~3 u　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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/ M; Y( P8 ~! h/ n0 H. y! m- |5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

! P9 N5 X2 S0 g5 `+ K9 P8 Y0 k6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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& t" F6 o, ^. c　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

! e1 }) Z5 j% G) E6 Q/ j+ d0 S　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& l9 ]* n* O0 {9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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% C! Y, ]- X( @- R) a　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?