新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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: I8 F  C8 N, a  {0 G5 \# ?　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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- k$ \& N$ z- }4 t5 X, E5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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4 O; w5 t( H. [0 w: D　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

% I+ b" J4 k7 B# T) N# V6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

7 a2 {9 Q1 P) p. d5 d# L　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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( h0 l* H9 D( f- l7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

) N/ H7 s6 c* }( \8 Z8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

7 [& ]: a- g  m0 {. G7 g6 D  X9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

! D1 K/ Z! r+ `5 O' f; k, [　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?