新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
. ?! y% Q8 I) a! c# K. M　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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2 ?' |" ?0 M( H2 K1 ]3 G( |/ I- W7 I3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

2 ~  }, I* S" F% z; U5 U　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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& p7 Q0 }+ e7 i& W# s2 r4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 A/ w7 q6 H/ W  I4 f) @  V5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

' w2 e+ h0 D! s7 U% t: T+ j6 [9 ^7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

! c8 g4 p: x% \( a  R  m- H　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

" u0 B7 P, @' f9 F* l8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

2 k+ x; z; o! O　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?