新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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/ i8 H9 [6 J6 Z4 F2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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+ e/ a7 f4 U6 E  P( h　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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0 V  X( Q' O- T4 `3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

) X" F8 ]! n2 l7 ?' X* d4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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$ }  l, _2 k4 P( o. K4 {5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

  z  ^, M; K% x9 f! i　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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4 {/ l7 c' X* v0 H. p$ i7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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- i- k; q' J8 g- c1 O+ [8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?