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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. # d5 `! o. z$ q5 {, L9 m) c' f- ^4 Y
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. - F" l7 L, | m. i
' D8 [) a8 D, E _6 e2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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7 w% n( W7 e( U) J& | 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. / q+ s/ z- U: ], P6 l, R
% s) ~3 U' U5 m) e% b) l$ Y) A3 F3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , F7 ?" {4 ~+ u; T* i3 Z: x5 p8 t
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 4 Z6 T( y: X' A d4 p
1 O1 t: |6 j# j# X% d, K4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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% \, s& ~) w7 C! l% w9 J$ j- I; x5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. , l; a, t4 g4 o+ w5 c" `
' Z. ~% e3 V) c! Z( x# I2 F 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 4 K/ N9 ~% h: ~9 T
& e3 V% Y5 ?5 c) a1 m+ d9 A7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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$ K8 {* `& L. ~8 D 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ( K, y: R8 ^& e8 @8 U) Q
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. / A% F1 `( |7 z; h
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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