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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
' p+ }8 q# b0 e1 e9 x: d( \ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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/ }# }# a, ]1 I/ F+ Z2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. / D6 L8 G1 }8 v, ?( E z1 M
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 2 T# M) X- M' A/ p' g
$ I( O' _( a+ s- q3 ` K: w3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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/ |7 w3 a: |' ~0 i V 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. : J% |% x7 [- E8 b& I
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 9 [2 h8 w, o9 T1 j# W$ N4 i9 L
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 J) A3 `/ g3 O; d& P+ @* i6 \3 d: g
3 C. E* {" O. U8 m8 h 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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% g$ j1 r+ V8 \, p5 c, }9 M6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. $ c& H9 n' H/ w$ M
2 V+ U/ |9 f7 r" ^: g 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 R4 j; {: v; K& k
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / D- W$ X2 ]* S2 Y6 a
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. + ?* k. ~2 E2 i" W: f! O
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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