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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 9 l! S3 E) T6 @. Q
* o# p# \2 j8 O# p* O: a1 a 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 D9 u; V- C5 a; Z
. C) ?) F" d$ F# Y+ W. J7 | 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. - X9 L8 q; g% @9 ]. ` O6 R* M
+ k8 N4 _ T% [# j% M4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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& C" e' R/ i4 j4 P# P( o 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. $ X! y% G' [' C- y; c) E& r0 V
4 x! t2 u6 f5 j# _5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 5 X% w8 e6 A7 ~2 H
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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; B, B+ x e- \ d7 [6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - c k! m1 @* P! J( v
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/ ~. h6 \1 B3 G7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 9 A( b7 `4 n/ @
+ A" x4 C2 Z Q8 [8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - o( E8 }0 |+ r3 J- l# a
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 6 W+ k- T. T( y' z
0 f: ?4 L6 l! r4 E 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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