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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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+ A. u9 b4 x' [- t2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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# H+ X! n' `8 S7 A 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 7 F8 `% g$ A7 p/ s) Y
% m3 r5 l! a& z3 s3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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: ]; V. O7 W4 X4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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9 T0 B- ]" D& t5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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8 o8 @ |# q1 g' Q: b 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & F" Q! R: j% @8 M* _1 `8 t* Y
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. " H# o# e9 A8 f3 f- J: |
p/ B; P* f, j/ t( s1 `7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 4 V' h; d) w1 s# c0 h. t
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. , t$ Z/ H5 Y" e; P
6 p: ]: f i8 d9 v6 B8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. + V9 f* l5 m( q: _
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 Q5 ~/ _) T# @/ q" R
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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