新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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# `) t! o4 S4 }% O# V" ^　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

1 p. ^: p/ h/ o% j" Q" h3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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+ x: }1 s# i" i9 n& X　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

& h5 Q& w4 S& }$ n6 s. h! Q. @　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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) r" g# x; r$ `5 h7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

/ k! ]) b/ g* c3 I　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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# K; a% @) \4 v( |　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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' Q$ V& d6 L, R6 T; L9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

4 A1 L+ m9 N3 a9 M: g2 M) Z　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?