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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?) }- L$ A! R9 U
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& ? F$ ^1 Z: N: J% \/ Z1 a; d# V6 M: O3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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) e! F- K, l8 A0 R7 |4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?6 I- {2 ~& _1 g: Z
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2 `4 k8 S! J" \* i h% D6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?+ M3 G: S5 M% [; W4 {
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?! O0 S" a) w/ L3 F! g+ o- G6 P: J
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8, Which is correct:
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B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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