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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?- u* M% V. F) H
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. p. }" k, X* y9 m' |4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?0 f" n4 ~% E) p j4 F
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2 h7 x" c* @' H0 r5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?4 B6 y, T( N g$ O$ k
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
. A( p0 R$ E; j& B0 G$ J4 K, ]--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
; C2 Q% c9 g7 D9 E) e# ]. ] A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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