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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?/ u$ X6 l0 ]3 c* C
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. D& N1 ]# B0 ? c2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
' B4 F% [& R4 i, x---incorrectly
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8 [9 [# ]& \5 E. D7 v, C3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?. j3 ^* k+ W4 B; |9 `
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?& y j1 t6 o& H+ c/ k* j/ l
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? J5 G) m L- x M
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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' E( V1 e% I! l9 n r8 c- A7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?' N, d' t- n, F4 `
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A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.! f' Y# W9 l( |) \4 O
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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