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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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9 l' ~1 c% G. \$ F! p: n2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?8 k; E# F H* Y
---incorrectly
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?' {6 R: Q+ l* [3 Y: e k! l
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?# M1 C0 [' i# d8 N: G
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5 V% @ t) J4 E; b. s" Q' t3 V' x5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?, H' h1 T! E5 R& T' x( f
---The teacher is blind.
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( T" r4 ~+ k0 ?+ p- ~6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?3 j4 ^0 t# c% x0 j
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:/ h0 j, t* F& N- t( b
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.4 ~/ d6 Q: m" g" \- j" ?
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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