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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 8 C5 I( o* x. G, e: t) m# m
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. " x7 t* s1 b& ]: o- G* ?) v
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. : `# X# p* D! z' T6 G
" y8 \6 V5 ^) L, R Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
. j. I6 j7 C4 m5 g7 e: J: F0 V 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. * f: X9 C% I, h1 N% g
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; N; K& q5 T- z0 w# w 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ; q8 T# W, [( h8 Y) u
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
* p! H4 C: H8 p6 H1 S/ } 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. + W! Y- U% R ]4 Q
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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) t2 T. q9 t/ ?: ]6 w( o Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* Z" r4 R$ F* K7 L 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. 2 ~5 _9 P& {' X) c
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, ^. |$ I; [$ `' q# p; {& a 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 I; l: _$ K7 \5 E 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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& b) f+ p. t7 O2 ` Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 3 I/ s! ^/ n# z4 o7 H$ u6 Q& N% V
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 8 x8 U d$ z9 O
& k* E* e6 z: j- N' [/ x9 ~& X "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
$ f5 O4 X0 a9 w3 n8 e' Z+ _ "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
! h7 L# p4 b; o 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ' y% l" M f! {! Y3 k9 K. f/ q
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. , @4 w+ s/ h' k' r7 T f2 l( r& k
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
& f" P" ]; v: I) \4 i* u6 ^: Z5 A 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
# l+ o1 C, v, a% |+ t; m 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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8 e% {4 v ~2 y* [ When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 7 \' [& h" t9 k% ]8 e
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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5 h" Q- t! D& P A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. + _; r6 G9 e5 y
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. + B+ `) C- E2 P/ ^8 ?
* d/ `1 C, e& S- g+ z/ q4 l7 S The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. * ?8 m( H* w, r6 |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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