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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ; W% a7 B$ e( Y1 [6 }  u
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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, n# d. p$ X4 b5 B   One should love animals. They are so tasty. / f4 K# ?5 v  c# c0 S& L9 }' R
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. , f: \2 r% J1 L( e( w5 L* _
  
; E0 g3 H& X+ q& o0 T( b' p' v   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 2 x5 M6 H  [9 b- Q+ i' c
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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. d1 m$ n' q# x5 N$ \   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 S& t$ ?  d. p$ k( J8 w/ Y
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. , s0 n. n' b( r1 ?" U7 t- a
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 2 b0 h* J* R% |6 h1 Y+ M8 k; T
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
3 T9 l+ n3 H9 u2 t7 }7 Y9 p   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. : h2 ]' C6 d/ C; S$ o5 y; H
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ; r, f+ g9 Q& T! w
  
9 E5 m! D2 ?6 n: N6 Z   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # C1 z8 d; J8 o& B" K+ _% C% j
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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; z, N9 I& F$ W% Q   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ |. a& B5 H& ~: A   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 5 u0 S  e* L/ u$ t# Z3 a: f) l, [
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. : Z8 U: m# u1 N2 G7 _
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 9 c5 v& n% H. M: y2 O/ w
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ; Y! \+ |/ l- a9 M6 v
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ! d& R* l) {' a0 S$ }
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " / A' A1 o6 r" a8 ?2 t
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. # r4 E1 h7 b& u% `; s
  
, c( o/ S( T  @$ {1 U0 C' }5 |* B   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ! P7 D4 l' L( s$ p( \
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. # h# u; r! u" U3 A! H
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. - x0 V9 q, G: M# t  X
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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+ Q1 C: H5 X8 i) l# P   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! / D9 F" \& V5 C: g* ]
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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8 H1 }9 M; H/ K$ S% k' [   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
& ?& U3 I. M: i   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ! m' s( d7 i' N+ M' y6 {
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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