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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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# o/ |% o% `  t   One should love animals. They are so tasty. * f9 J: e( f* H
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 0 G) A# l. |1 g* y- }% z& @9 ~* @' ^
  
/ C* ?& [3 m; i5 N$ y* i7 R   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. " U$ y9 N* r* v8 d
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. : I7 q% l" L# @. Y7 o/ M/ j
  
  T; h' r8 e6 k& c   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 r9 n7 w: f, m( ^( g, H* U" W5 k   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 7 S2 q3 v7 ^1 |$ m
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 F& s; M; v1 [6 j, X* ~- N5 [   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ; T# v( P" s& a5 n1 \4 K
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6 C9 {) b( b5 `6 n5 t# j  \( D   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ! W/ f* J; ^$ y7 A7 Z7 z* @
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. % u, N" O& M' ]6 J
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 C5 n9 P% a& J   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' @) X& z5 ?& f! ]/ H   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
# L0 B! C" G' y9 @% E0 O   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ' @" x4 C5 B% W2 H- E
  
. X+ S( U1 g7 V' M( a0 H/ m   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, d/ @' A8 R% i6 d  d   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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2 X2 L# d( P9 Q( u' I   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 6 I8 x* i/ g( h# s: f- o
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
' J0 K2 G7 ]- l9 u1 F7 b6 E   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  o0 d1 [6 f* _( `, ]5 |   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 3 @" {" U: E! r, j$ }6 b3 ^# p& f
  
' y$ \- c  c( q  @# S6 p. z# h5 y7 C: I; L- [   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 R0 q& U9 j  R6 N1 L% M1 }   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 6 j4 [2 M: M& g8 n. A  C0 {
  
8 k. {( m8 ]& ]' v6 a6 P% F+ Q( W5 O   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 0 D4 q; T* u; U$ t3 G8 e; C
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. : e, y9 B0 C! P$ n. `1 `) _) B
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 C% P2 e. O: B; A! {   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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