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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 3 x7 r" G. J1 d9 n' ?* c# T

% {% x- N9 N% c4 D. u% s6 {   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " f& [  h% W& j8 z% ]; C
  
* s3 `* j/ X7 S/ ?( K   One should love animals. They are so tasty. , [6 n. \* M# \) o0 }
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ' u: q+ K) i- n6 M6 J' y6 r
  
+ T1 k4 r5 D. \& ~- }   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. & Y( [$ X  [. {
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. $ L+ F$ G8 h# a2 N2 x
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 0 y9 l2 M7 A! Y1 p% i1 T+ c
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 1 F4 C7 z$ L1 w
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 t! T% v- }( v" I' e: L; o   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 4 Q; G; D, B# z0 M% x
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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- y4 m, _4 _6 M) H   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 9 l% D5 r+ V6 Q! z
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 9 b# q; `8 A3 d0 E* k# k
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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! e# g3 k6 J% q; J1 }) K2 n   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 3 |7 u# s, \& ?% N5 w- ?
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. : t, s( }; c2 F4 C
  
; H4 J/ @3 `5 _7 W+ `8 Y: M/ g# }   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, R: ]1 f$ n* Z  r) ?$ V! @( V& `* K: W   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ' L+ _' @4 n! S
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ( ~8 Q- d2 Z, I% c$ h2 r
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
' `7 Q# w1 z7 M   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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: z$ a% c  q. F$ s   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " + _( v/ P3 Q5 z# l* t5 Z& O
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. " @5 e* c! t6 b4 i, }. q
  
, Z" _( T" \, V% U% w   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " # v, I2 \8 p9 X) P( H
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. , @! P/ A3 Q0 ?3 O% S

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2 d  b) S: ~* J+ @   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
2 S  i" O0 @8 l% I( P   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 / g$ b- @8 c6 t/ ]4 g5 c5 T
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
# _6 d/ S- j4 O1 `! a   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7 _/ V" d8 z9 L$ y& U   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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9 L# N/ P' G: s( Q5 ^( g   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
0 |/ }) q% [% w% a( E   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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