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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 8 h0 u# s" ^% `# f! B6 C) I
9 e/ L$ N/ y1 g% O 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / x, W6 y! }; g
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
0 V3 K' x1 I, O# N 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 1 p# X, X6 L6 f9 U" H9 x
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: a3 Q B4 N: m0 F- |* M 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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! U: l. ^6 O1 {4 Q! M Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. * f7 _. j. E7 f: |: a
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
* Q% i A9 G; P" P9 T5 z# j# F 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ' Y$ i' i% _: i3 r, P
( E8 K9 l; I: m. d& G. b& E Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 3 d# h9 z/ D$ O% F9 ]. ^
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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" `) B* A( A. W, c+ c1 R Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% E6 s. H& A) D+ @ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 6 `0 M. Z! _% O& Z3 a" ~8 K
1 ]- }* R2 H& u: G; t& y1 i. w% m% n Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 9 V) j& P5 F- y3 C! a
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. / ?, B; ]8 o9 {% a3 F
# }) k% n. h8 G0 O4 k8 s* q- d Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 4 P% `: H+ x& j. ~
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. , E% S# P j3 d$ s$ P
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. * @8 o# S3 L* U f' p
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. # P7 l6 n- n7 z9 a7 }% J
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. . {: A& Z( F0 Z0 [$ ^* M9 \9 |
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ) E; b, G+ f# [
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' B G, W* I5 R; K- d 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " + f6 A2 W1 v, M8 |8 a
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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4 I6 x! G) R! K% c6 b God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 0 w2 N( t" @. l$ ]
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ' Q" `) {$ D# x" z- L* {) V
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
* t) @% V# [: }6 M5 _' `' i 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 6 @% ~+ h5 s9 {( a) s
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. / w( ~. X* F7 z
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. : ~. B0 `7 @7 U4 @- {% L7 I
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
' y1 L5 N+ V! U& W0 B) g1 Q8 H6 c 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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