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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
$ `. V& z0 E" }Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
4 D. \. C% w0 SPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
$ r$ u5 v( ^9 V) N0 AChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?6 i: R j& L9 Z \( c* ~) q: ~" v/ V
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
3 f* W: ?, N% o4 X) T+ sChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?' D3 `4 m% k. r% {% S# K! b$ {$ V
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!+ {1 A B( B ^
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
3 u+ |- V) E1 e# L; ~- rPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
2 e9 t! j/ \0 l8 b% \& p2 }6 D( AChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
( {5 f8 }; ~# h+ L( O wPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
' F! p5 I3 u. b/ a J, cChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
. {1 B. o9 p1 N9 opeople: It’s in America now!- ^0 K1 L4 S5 h( a0 @, y/ S* @
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5 S6 J0 B* K! y( }" U毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗) V5 \; X5 X" Z, ]+ f% J
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢5 ^% e# T# `6 g$ s5 A( F% k
毛：资本家还存在吗6 z# Y3 e& @" ^2 V+ ~2 d$ h
我们：生意都做到外国去了
5 k8 L8 f/ l8 ]- k" w" @4 e毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗* R4 [/ X! h7 Y5 m9 u9 T/ d
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了( ?" |- w7 Z) v9 j \5 `) s
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
/ o' D" j% k- p" f/ I我们：他们自己解体了
. D2 ?* z B5 r6 I$ `$ o o- A毛：帝国主义打倒了吗* `2 q2 W9 J$ Z4 q
我们：我们自己就是了% h* ^) b, T _ ]2 j9 K" m: v8 ^- b3 f
毛：那我的文革呐
/ d5 \$ a: r) q0 H1 W% H( Z我们：闹到美国去了 |
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