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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。+ T) l+ {- k2 O( A
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?, a/ j+ w; Y u$ B
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
: \* X- h* T" S2 j( H2 T& DChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
9 `% s" `. g; fPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!" k2 k V9 p& R. l! K) @! F' L' b
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?" M# S- O2 P/ J5 ^! {
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!: \2 q9 C7 F* ~% Y
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!( H0 Y/ c% U: l4 h( s" ~
People: They dissolved it themselves!
: s6 a) \2 ]# A7 T9 l- T3 s5 @Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
2 n+ \' [% v% R" T, X* x: A2 V+ EPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
: v' A3 f, K' o! X8 _Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
( y8 o; g7 `. v# F4 Epeople: It’s in America now!9 l1 k- } b! }
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来个对照; q; A# T: q& ?/ Q+ S5 w C
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
7 h! w+ c7 {# |. h. k我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
! @: G1 n$ j `1 w毛：资本家还存在吗7 Y% y y! F9 P; T5 |
我们：生意都做到外国去了8 v# h& z% C9 C4 _
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
; O; ?. w) A8 q: d. i- E9 V我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了 l) x/ R" T& @/ |6 ^- C& O0 ~9 O
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
& r' B( v- Z: i' E9 f我们：他们自己解体了) \+ t) T9 f/ V: g
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗4 o6 m0 h) f, H/ Q
我们：我们自己就是了
* r! V) ?$ q7 ^1 U% `毛：那我的文革呐; W; s) b8 n) }. G& g; j: F3 J
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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