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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
8 @$ j% F* W! MChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
1 K) H9 g5 Z. }; U) fPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
4 v' l* `7 w$ vChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?7 ~' P4 f" D: W, K9 z# S" X
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!' B$ }% p" i+ [ P$ s, l6 f
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
/ C% ]6 l; y: |: W: g4 yPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
5 N) }4 _; v* t9 E: [2 GChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
5 V2 K7 D1 d; ]& t3 o8 F9 j. u1 y% o! }6 qPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
, ^3 j- c1 G) r% H s$ E; _Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
7 a5 t( ]" P: B. y7 S+ y: vPeople: We’re the imperialism now?/ n& h/ M7 D* y z8 O$ n
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
8 [- d/ e9 L2 o w6 j% k4 J' _* opeople: It’s in America now!
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& m- i% Q4 Q" X8 E. @% S来个对照1 ]* e: O. s- N6 ^/ J/ k, W
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗! P: Y% `& O0 S0 Y( s$ {, }4 s
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
. B. Z0 Q$ m: U毛：资本家还存在吗
6 c+ w: u& S2 b1 W: q* R# L P我们：生意都做到外国去了
& n0 g9 ]5 B7 Z+ U4 E3 D毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
" V3 u. [1 h* F9 z我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了7 R2 |" w5 r: O* D! V n
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗5 P2 O" o0 ^5 P; g+ f, v# n
我们：他们自己解体了# R% e) S% J0 [
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗+ `. n# E, Z' _0 w5 Y
我们：我们自己就是了
, z# R# L9 N) P毛：那我的文革呐* H9 L1 I- Q: y1 t6 s0 W! A
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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