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r* @% E/ H, ]4 Y1 t! I/ J( e6 J话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
7 ~, ]) Z0 K& \$ ~" l. Z2 Y N& fChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
2 L3 _5 S0 T! o9 e) w% APeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!' Q; ^5 F V. r L3 @
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?9 M) j% l. y. ?' m8 `, E; D
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
3 t( q0 r9 M: FChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
) x9 J. S7 [; n4 S6 ?/ n- Y' `* yPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!3 {. e5 g* j0 C8 H
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!' Z: d7 m" L% }
People: They dissolved it themselves!' u8 l) R9 e T; N( e3 R
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?- A \' J# L2 L
People: We’re the imperialism now?
" J3 B2 D6 z1 [, y$ GChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
\( l5 {4 d$ F. T3 r+ {- bpeople: It’s in America now!9 n2 P: J' K& n# l5 {
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来个对照
: c7 ^6 ?, {, |9 [; g毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
. O; Y! z& l4 f, ~. }: `8 r& i" U- V我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
+ ~4 {) A0 |: q4 p- j* o; d毛：资本家还存在吗
( C1 _2 c- L/ j7 M3 Q5 J我们：生意都做到外国去了) J4 H2 c) R7 P0 X% s" z* e9 g
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗5 B2 A5 R8 x* N& D! [ _
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了/ b. K1 H3 I6 T
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
- s2 n& X& [( l5 U6 k5 @我们：他们自己解体了
( ]% j6 }/ h3 l1 _毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
, F l$ e+ [8 z& s我们：我们自己就是了
0 B3 X8 X8 c" X& V4 B5 _$ H毛：那我的文革呐7 E' S) t( i8 L" }" k
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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