毛主席问答英文版，

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7 [: {* ?* E& g' ?话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
0 i5 Z7 S. Y# L- D! _People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
& T3 e6 l6 o+ C% D' s0 R1 B& Q+ T( LChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
% X, D8 q3 }4 g) P/ S: J- E  @3 ^5 vChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
1 b4 Q. t8 j3 b3 H9 U) }. c* \People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
. n6 F2 u8 V+ \- _Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
5 q  }: I8 w$ T+ l+ ^' y% oChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
- n4 v! J) K- u( ?Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
5 \8 l7 Y* e5 ?. n我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
& b: t; U# c  ~8 l6 O: N我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
3 Z4 k: T0 C( \我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
7 u% z; j2 ?5 I# T7 \' P$ d毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
2 O3 Q, a6 {/ j; X毛：那我的文革呐
# l" v. Q. X' Z9 A, B' Z4 o: s* W我们：闹到美国去了