毛主席问答英文版，

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/ k$ W: e2 v; `" j4 b- Y  b6 Q( d话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
- q6 |% {0 L0 tPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
0 \2 L2 R, j0 |% oChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
9 {  K# R2 q2 D% l* MPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
3 j& ~* E* Z. c2 H# RChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
* _; A4 T% K& t( W5 k  Q  {2 PPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
/ \/ o+ G6 `1 S4 r4 @: v* u9 PChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
3 j1 R( f1 T/ x7 ?* P; jPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
1 l# w2 F# t3 P) m5 y' B3 gPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
: H9 r: f' J! W, Q3 J5 LChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!


: J  C; v8 T* D来个对照
2 t; H/ L* Z& c# K; |8 Z$ m& P毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
  \& ^* x# c% |! B: \我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
* D7 p+ y  x/ \( _8 W5 k7 J! [毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
/ e3 a/ R0 o( F# O! @$ w3 N4 }我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
# T. }: P7 \) W7 k8 h毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
4 A9 E+ s8 o1 m" h. A9 N, H! G0 D我们：他们自己解体了
7 d0 s" F8 v2 g# i4 L' {6 D( J毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
$ Z( @+ h: Y! [+ g  r8 J! P8 p毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了