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7 O5 n( G# f6 m1 L- t- e0 G+ H3 `话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
- S3 O' S4 z. B u- z# q, ]) [! kChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
6 p# q% c1 H+ r& I# N a5 u6 y% oPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
4 Q$ a8 W1 s% P8 S2 q0 aChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
# S( W, r; g, O. Q6 KPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
: r5 A# d& f$ g% RChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?, o }) P, m2 U; i; {
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
8 c; N9 a: O+ `: s* {- {% ?& m2 b+ \Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!8 b# M2 l% o) U4 o* b3 B" @, f
People: They dissolved it themselves!
* L2 `, f) |+ c4 B3 ^! n/ GChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
; O1 x2 d0 h6 c$ C9 bPeople: We’re the imperialism now? ~' @ X8 A4 K8 o
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?1 f* K/ E: |3 q7 N$ B1 Q
people: It’s in America now!3 _) u- Y9 r0 Y* `8 t
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来个对照
) u. V: B) ]7 F l毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
9 h. {& T& }% i0 o- q' p我们：都吃多了，减肥呢) R2 T7 M: L" [/ a5 U- H& l
毛：资本家还存在吗# p3 {9 [1 J! |1 E0 ?2 J: i5 a
我们：生意都做到外国去了& ~/ }4 B- s. b! @* L" {
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗; N! p h) F/ |7 r) d
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
; q! u2 J F; Y5 W- {毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
7 q( E. i+ A/ ]( Z我们：他们自己解体了
+ w2 C* V) \ l. d; G* q2 N毛：帝国主义打倒了吗1 y% P A" p( _6 p! P: q3 d
我们：我们自己就是了% ^0 \" |. I9 K
毛：那我的文革呐
! F. Z w5 F3 a6 |1 D9 W& E T我们：闹到美国去了 |
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